Chapter 1931 The Consequences of One Punch and Three Legs
"Ouch, it hurts just to look at you. Why are you being so mean when you say you have nothing to do?" Seeing Xiang Wenshan falling to the ground in free fall again, the instigator here, Ye Huang, blindfolded his eyes in time and then loosened his eyes again.
He opened his hand and muttered something sympathetic.
Dongfang Youruo, who was on the side, saw Ye Huang's funny expression, slightly pursed her red lips, and painted a smile on her beautiful face.
This bad guy always comes up with something unexpected and weird from time to time, making you happy.
"Honey, I didn't mean to ridicule him. Do you think he is a bitch?"
Seeing Dongfang Youruo smiling at the side, Ye Huang spread his hands, pointed to Wenshan and asked Wenshan without responding for a long time.
"You didn't mean it, you did it on purpose. Leave now, or the police will come."
Pouting her crimson lips lightly, Dongfang Youruo's face was slightly flushed due to her smile, and she spat at Ye Huang to remind him.
"Police? I protect my wife, but they don't care. Really, if you care about heaven and earth, you can still care about justice. Don't you think so?"
Ye Huang winked, obviously not taking the so-called police at all seriously.
Here, Dongfang Youruo was helpless. This guy was basically a master who was not afraid of anything. There was no use in saying this, and she could see it.
Today, Ye Huang didn't want to let go of the man who humiliatingly attacked him, and felt a little secretly happy in his heart.
She is very willing to see her man sometimes be so petty and unreasonable in his own affairs, so that she can feel his love for her.
"Is this kid dead? He hasn't gotten up for a long time?"
Seeing Xiang Wenshan lying on the ground motionless, Ye Huang looked back, walked over, and immediately knelt down and took a look.
Well, this kid was lying on the ground with his eyes closed tightly, looking like he had passed out, which made Emperor Ye want to laugh.
"If you continue to pretend to be dead, believe it or not, I will kick you again?"
After Ye Huang finished speaking, the latter moved his eyes and moved his fingers a few times, but still made no other movements and continued to pretend to be faint.
"Do you know what I hate most?"
Standing up slowly, "What I hate most in my life is being a slut who can't act well and insists on acting!"
Before he finished speaking, Ye Huang's feet had already been raised to this kid's face, and he was about to fall down. But at this moment, the latter was rolling on the spot trying to dodge, but he had just turned halfway.
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Ye Huang's big foot landed on the back of Xiang Wenshan's head at the right time and immediately stepped on it, making him unable to move.
Xiang Wenshan didn't expect that he could get hit if he rolled out of the way. He was frightened and angry, and wanted to escape. He tried his best to support himself and try to break free. But what Ye Huang wanted to do was something that an ordinary person could not resist.
of.
It looked like he only had one foot on the back of his head, but Xiang Wenshan, including his waist and legs below the waist, couldn't lift even half an inch. He was lying on the ground in a large shape, which was really funny.
"You said you are a bit of a dick. I told you to keep pretending and I will let you taste the pain. You still don't listen. You have to hit me with fists and kicks to know if it hurts? You are not young anymore, why are you so mean?
Woolen cloth?"
When he said this, Ye Huang deliberately raised his feet. When Xiang Wenshan felt that the pressure on his head was relieved, he thought he could stand up.
"I'll fuck you..."
Before the last word could be uttered, Ye Huang stepped down again and made a croaking sound. This brought Xiang Wenshan into close contact with the airport ground again.
"Hey, I thought you knocked your mouth out, but it turns out you can still talk, and you can also say the most unpleasant things. It seems that I acted a little lightly."
"Give you another kick, kid!"
As he spoke, Emperor Ye did not hesitate. He raised his foot and kicked the kid on the back.
Ye Huang deliberately used a clever trick, and by the way, the true energy was transmitted through his footsteps.
There was another muffled groan, and then everyone heard two strange sounds, followed by a stench.
"puff!"
"Bang!"
…
"Ouch, no, why don't you hold it back? Why are you just pulling like this? Isn't it too sniffy?"
Ye Huang pinched his nose, hurriedly stepped aside, and fanned his hands, looking disgusting, and his face was extremely expressive.
The people around who had been close to watch the fun at first were not sure what was going on. But after seeing Huang Huang's expression, they all suddenly realized it and started to disperse one by one and dodge far away.
Everyone wants to see the excitement, which is a common problem among Chinese people, but there is no saying who wants to smell the stench.
Dongfang Youruo, who was standing a little further away, also thought that the man on the ground had really been stepped on by Emperor Ye in public, so he leaned back.
"Bad guy, stop making trouble and leave quickly."
They've been tortured to their core by you, so there's no point in bothering them anymore.
But at this time, Ye Huang blinked at him.
"You're talking nonsense, I didn't pull it..."
Xiang Wenshan, who was on the ground, could finally stand up. The moment he stood up, he wanted to defend himself.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt that he had been deceived. He looked at the laughing Emperor Ye in front of him with a blank look on his face, but he didn't know whether he should say anything.
Just now, Ye Huang kicked him down, which directly blocked his anus. A rather big fart was released in two times, and the effect just now was achieved.
That sound, that rhythm, it looked like it was being stepped on.
"What didn't you pull?"
Ye Huang had a weird smile on his face.
That smile seemed to be saying: I designed such a big pit just for you to jump into, so jump out of it quickly.
"Nothing." Xiang Wenshan shook his head and saw clearly that the man in front of him was simply a piece of meat, and he could not get any benefit from him at all.
"Nothing. Why did I hear that there was a flood down there?"
"You're talking nonsense, I didn't even..."
"nothing?"
"Anyway, that's it. The police are here. Let me see what you tell the police!"
With a cold snort, the latter ran towards the two policemen who had arrived belatedly, as if they had found a life-saving straw.
This kid did have some acting skills. When he walked up to the police, he was crying and laughing at the same time. He also told his story, which made Huang Ye and everyone around him want to laugh.
"The police are here, let me see what you do."
Dongfang Youruo snorted lightly, a little angry at Ye Huang's interest in playing.
"Hey, it's okay. You forgot my identity. They must believe me or not. Besides, there are so many people testifying."
As he spoke, Ye Huang took the small sign from the Special Operations Division of the National Security Bureau in his hand.
Seeing what Ye Huang had in his hand, Dongfang Youruo stopped saying anything.
This bad guy is deliberately trying to make people worry. It's really annoying.
Afraid of being recognized and causing confusion, Dongfang Youruo pushed his hat down again, then took out a silk scarf from his bag and covered his face.
During this process, Xiang Wenshan, who had finished crying to the police from a distance, had already followed the two policemen over.
"Comrade policeman, he's the one who beat me, he's the one who beat me!" Pointing at Ye Huang, Xiang Wenshan no longer had the confidence and calmness he had when he wanted to chat with Dongfang Youruo. He looked a little helpless, but his eyes were
Extremely vicious.
If Dongfang Youruo's verbal humiliation had a psychological impact on him, then Ye Huang's beating and kicking, coupled with the verbal humiliation, was really a double attack.
He, Xiang Wenshan, is also a respectable person, and his reputation has been ruined today.
And it was destroyed on the doorstep of our home.
"Did you hit him?"
Although what Xiang Wenshan said was vivid and vivid, it was like a tragic love story, but some of the plots made the two policemen a little unconvinced.
For example, the man in front of me punched him out, knocked him to pieces, and then kicked him four to five meters away until his butt was broken. He even trampled himself under his feet and couldn't get up.
According to a normal person's logical thinking, these are completely impossible things to happen.
He punched you four or five meters away, kicked you four or five meters away, and trampled you under his feet so you couldn't get up. Do you think there were four or five big men holding you down?
"I was the one who hit her. This guy made insulting remarks to my wife, so I kicked him twice."
"Just two feet?"
"yes?"
Emperor Ye nodded.
"My feet look like this?" one of the policemen said in disbelief.
Xiang Wenshan's miserable appearance does not look like the result of two feet.
"Uh... I just punched him by the way, nothing else." With a slight smile, Ye Huang said with a relaxed look.
"One punch and two kicks, you are really cruel."
"Thank you for the compliment. The key is that this kid really deserves a beating."
"You said, it was obviously a punch and three kicks, but the police comrade missed the kick." Xiang Wenshan corrected without suffering any loss. He had suffered such a big loss, so he couldn't let this kick slip.
"He's right!"
Here, Ye Huang glanced at Xiang Wenshan as if he were a fool and shook his head.
I wasted a good body given by God, and ended up with brain problems.
"You hurt people intentionally, so come with us." Although some people didn't quite believe that the badly beaten guy was the result of punches and three kicks, the two policemen couldn't find any other doubts.
Take it back when you can.
"Ahem, um, you two come over here."
After coughing, Ye Huang walked to the side of the two policemen, and then pulled them to a corner. Everyone behind him saw Ye Huang take out a small notebook and flash it. The two policemen, who were a little relaxed just now, immediately looked at each other.
Get serious.
Whatever Ye Huang said, they all nodded and looked back at Xiang Wenshan from time to time. They could see that there was something creepy about the latter's body.
Two minutes later, Ye Huang patted the shoulders of the two of them, winked at Dongfang Youruo who was waiting aside, and the two walked out of the crowd.
"He...why did they leave, comrade police?"
Xiang Wenshan was a little shocked when he saw the person who hit him walked away.
"Comrade Xiang Wenshan, now we suspect that you are involved in espionage activities, would you please come with us?"
