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Chapter 338

Chapter 338 Fainting

When the other special forces members saw that Bai Peng and Mazi had moved away, they all rushed into their tents, put on their clothes, dismantled the tents, and followed the two men to move together.

This stench can kill someone, and staying here any longer would be a slow suicide.

Everyone moved so quickly that Ye Huang was stunned. When he reacted, only his and Chu Tiange's tents were left alone in the original place.

As for the others, they all went into the jungle.

"Could it be this kid Tiange's fault?" Looking at the tents of himself and Chu Tiange, Ye Huang could almost confirm this fact.

At this moment, there was a rustling sound in the bushes, and a red-faced Chu Tiange rushed out holding his nose.

"Baby, you pooped upwards. I almost smoked myself to death. Everyone, please change quickly..."

While speaking, Chu Tiange was about to ask everyone to move quickly, but when he looked up, he was stuck there.

There was no one in the original place, and only two lonely tents were left there.

"Holy crap! Where have everyone gone?"

Letting go of his hand, Chu Tiange said to himself with a surprised look on his face.

"What do you think? You poop like a stink bomb, and your face is red from holding it in. Do you think other people can bear it?"

"Tian Ge, I really didn't see it... what a talent! What an example! Not only are you able to connect the poses well, but even when you poop, your poop will stink thousands of miles away. I don't think we need to go to the rescue mission tonight. We can go directly to the rescue mission."

Just poop on the top of the hill in the wind direction and run away those people."

Ye Huang, who came down from the boulder, said sarcastically to Chu Tiange, the culprit, with a depressed look on his face.

This kid is really a real person. Ye Huang asked himself that he had seen countless scenes in his more than twenty years of life, and he had never seen a group of special forces members run away by a piece of shit.

This time the Southwest Brigade was the first of its kind, and the creator was Comrade Chu Tiange, the captain of the Southwest Special Brigade.

"Well, you can't blame me. Just now, I suddenly felt a growl in my stomach. I just found a place and solved it on the spot. Who would have thought it would be like this? My poop hasn't smelled so bad before, right?"

Scratching his head, Chu Tiange also felt depressed.

Although I have always had a relatively high concentration of that stuff, it hasn't reached the point where it could scare people away. Today, I have made myself notorious.

"Don't blame you? Do you blame me? Why are you so dumb? Why don't you hurry up and take a bath? Are you really planning to smoke everyone to death?"

After glaring at this boy, Ye Huang yelled at him.

Hearing what Ye Huang said, Chu Tiange didn't dare to stop. He disappeared from Ye Huang's sight and headed towards the river not far away.

Seeing the other party leaving, Emperor Ye couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He understood why this kid did what he did today.

The Suzaku Seal I gave him last night should have allowed him to practice some tricks, and he would become extremely ugly when the dirt came out of his body.

But what surprised Ye Huang was that this kid even had such smelly poop, which was unexpected.

But at this moment, there was a sound of bushes rustling in the upwind direction. Hearing this sound, Ye Huang's body suddenly tensed up and he directly 'touched' the gun at his waist.

As soon as the gun was raised, a chimpanzee emerged from the bushes.

I saw the chimpanzee covering his nose with both hands and roaring for a while, and then he passed out as if he was drunk.

When Ye Huang saw this scene, his eyes widened with disbelief.

This Tiange is awesome!

Even the chimpanzees with the scent of the mountain were fainted by the excrement.

Looking at the chimpanzee lying on the ground twitching, Ye Huang was speechless except for sweating profusely.

Turning around hastily, Ye Huang also rushed towards his tent, rolled up and prepared to leave this place where people were smoked to death.

If he stayed any longer, he really doubted whether the orangutan would wake up and regard him as the culprit.

But just when Ye Huang was about to leave, the five team captains of Bai Peng suddenly poked their heads out from the bushes, and stood there one by one with gas masks in their combat bags.

"Captain, Captain Chu is missing."

Bai Peng answered first.

Just after everyone moved collectively, a few people realized that there was no trace of Chu Tiange, so they put on gas masks and went back.

"Uh...chimpanzee, what's going on?"

As soon as Bai Peng finished asking, everyone saw the giant chimpanzee lying on his back and twitching, and they were very curious.

"I have a question for you, Captain Chu. This kid ran away from you in a puddle of shit. Even the chimpanzee couldn't hold on and was knocked unconscious."

While speaking, Ye Huang held his breath and ran away quickly.

Unless your mother has masochism, why would she want to be smoked here?

"Looking for Captain Chu? Is that so?"

When Bai Peng and the other five heard what Ye Huang said, their eyes widened as if they understood something.

After a moment, the five people standing there looked at each other and laughed.

After Ye Huang said this, several people already understood that all this was actually done by their own Captain Chu.

Not only was everyone smoked away by the excrement, but even the chimpanzees in the primitive jungle were knocked unconscious by the smoke. This skill is truly shocking in the past and today.

After the last five people laughed heartily, they could hardly stand upright and returned to the new camp with grins on their faces.

When they told everyone this explosive news, the entire special team could not stand upright with laughter.

"What makes you smile so happily?"

Just when everyone was laughing, Chu Tiange, who came back from the river, asked calmly. "

"Captain, you are so awesome, we all admire you, haha..."

Holding his stomach, Bai Peng stretched out his thumb and said to Chu Tiange.

The other people didn't say anything, but they looked at Chu Tiange and laughed.

"What's so funny? I just poop so stinky, why are you like this?"

After glaring at everyone, Chu Tiange did not dampen everyone's awareness at all.

"You'd better go get your tent and talk, maybe then you'll understand."

After looking at Chu Tiange, Ye Huang's eyes were unkind.

"Well……"

Hearing what his elder brother said, Chu Tiange seemed to realize something.

He smiled awkwardly, then turned around to get his tent.

A few minutes later, Chu Tiange came back with a red face.

"Well, it was definitely not my intention to stun the chimpanzees, and I didn't expect this to be the result."

At this moment, Chu Tiange was extremely embarrassed. His reputation had been destroyed by this piece of shit.

For a long time from now on, the members of the special team would laugh endlessly when they mentioned this incident.


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