"You two girls, when I didn't talk about it, you thought I didn't talk about mother-in-law and mother-in-law. When I said it, you looked like this? I'm not a human being inside and out. "
Seeing Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo, two little beauties, blushing and standing aside with disdainful eyes on their faces, Ye Huang felt depressed and shrugged his shoulders and said to the two girls.
"Hmph! You stinky scoundrel, I know you have nothing nice to say with that expression on your face. It's embarrassing to say it." Xiao Lin, who had taken a bite from Ye Huang, twisted her nose and pouted her mouth.
"That's right! Brother Ye, we are girls, you can say that kind of thing, it's so embarrassing." Luo Yumo grabbed Xiao Lin's sleeves and said with a sweet tongue.
"Is this what I call open and aboveboard, okay? Say whatever you think in your heart, and you still say that I am a gangster, so you girls are right." Rolling his eyes, Ye Huang ignored the two girls.
After a while, the three of them hailed a taxi and headed towards Yucheng University.
"Hey! Stinky bastard, aren't those two tenants students from Yucheng University? I really didn't realize that you have a plan to develop a lolita?"
"Auntie, you really don't stop for a moment. Do you think I still have a plan to develop a lolita with passion at such an old age? If I come to the plan, I will support you two girls first.
Come on, you know it’s hard to find girls like you with natural big breasts and perky butts these days.”
As he spoke, Ye Huang turned around and glanced at Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo again, with a hint of "sex" in his eyes.
It seemed that they had known this guy's behavior for a long time. For the first time, the two of them did not feel uncomfortable, but Xiao Lin pouted and muttered something.
"I have raised you to be a queen, you can enjoy it..."
In one sentence, not only Ye Huang and Luo Yumo were stunned, but even the young man driving the car almost stared out of his eyes.
"Damn it! Why is this girl so wild? Her positioning is wrong!" Staring directly at Xiao Lin, Ye Huang felt depressed for a while.
"Sister Linlin, you are so domineering. I didn't expect you to want to be the queen. How about I be the princess?" Luo Yu said in a disgusting voice, shaking Xiao Lin's arm.
"Okay, from now on I am the queen and Yumo is the princess. I think some pervert dares to bully us!"
"What are you talking about? I mean Yu Mo, I finally know why those bosses want to hide their rules for you. With the way you spoke just now, I guess you are in danger too."
When Ye Huang saw the two girls joining forces to confront him, he rolled his eyes and warned Luo Yumo, "This girl is already twenty-one or twenty, how come she talks like a lolita?"
Hearing this voice made Emperor Ye's whole body tremble. He might really cause trouble, but of course Emperor Ye would not want it.
"Hehe, I'm not afraid. I feel very safe with Sister Linlin, the Queen, here." Luo Yumo squinted his eyes and said with a smile. His big eyes and long eyelashes directly caught Ye Huang's attention.
shake.
"Damn it, it turns out this Yumo girl is also a vixen. Why didn't I notice it just now?"
Ye Huang muttered in his heart and turned around, not daring to argue with the two girls. He found that one mouth of his could never fight with two mouths, and he would always suffer the consequences of fighting.
However, when Ye Huang turned around, he inadvertently glanced at the guy driving the taxi next to him and smiled. This guy almost stared directly at the rearview mirror and couldn't pull it out.
"Brother, I know you really want to see beautiful women, but for the sake of both of us being young, and for the sake of my paying, can you drive well? I'm afraid we'll hit a telephone pole before we get to our destination.
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"I am the only one in my family and I don't want to die in a muddle like this. If you really want photos of the two girls at the back, I can send you a few later, okay?"
Ye Huang said with a tragic look on his face as he patted the guy driving the taxi.
The latter didn't expect that his behavior of peeking at the female customer behind him would be exposed by Ye Huang. His face turned red like a monkey's butt, and he didn't dare to reply and just started driving without turning his eyes.
Xiao Lin and Luo Yumo in the back seat didn't realize that this cute brother was looking at them at first. Only when Ye Huang said this did they understand what was going on.
After hearing what Ye Huang said, he laughed so hard that his branches trembled.
This was incredible. Na's brother accidentally glanced and saw the bottomless cleavage of the two women. He almost lost control of the steering wheel and the car rushed directly to the side of the road.
Fortunately, Ye Huang quickly stepped forward and suddenly turned the steering wheel to save him. Behind him, Xiao Lin, who was so frightened that her face turned pale, hurriedly signaled to the driver to stop.
After the three of them got off the car at the side of the road, the two women were so frightened that their legs were a little weak. They helped each other for a while before they stood up. Ye Huang felt a little embarrassed and took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the already blushing man.
The brother who couldn’t be more popular said.
"Brother, I really want to say something to you: driving costs others money, but driving costs you your life."
"Brother, I don't want this either. The two girls you brought are even more powerful than that vixen. I just took a sneak peek and almost lost my grip on the steering wheel. I suggest you buy a car and drive in the future. Qian
Just take a taxi or take the bus.”
"Why?"
"Brother who took a taxi will take risks with you. If you take a bus, a whole car of people will take risks with you..." Brother also said with tears. He has never been so embarrassed since he opened the taxi.
However, this brother is also domineering. As he said this, he calmly accepted the money and was about to change it when Ye Huang grabbed the other person's hand and said.
"Brother, thank you for reminding me. There is no need to change the money. You were shocked this time. I will definitely find a plastic surgery hospital to make them look ugly when I get back."
Ye Huang, He Na's brother, blew a few more nonsense before letting him go, while he turned around and yelled at the two girls.
"It's so outrageous! You two are so outrageous. It's okay to seduce me. Look, you almost got into a car accident just now if you didn't seduce that brother!"
"If there's a car accident, who's to blame?"
"Who makes him so irresistible to temptation? Besides, we just had a smile. Is it that serious?" Xiao Lin pouted and said in disapproval.
"That's right, it's all that brother's fault. Why didn't he drive carefully to see what we were doing..." Xiao Lin stood beside him and agreed.
"Hey... you two girls are on the same page in the film. If you hadn't laughed so hard just now that you were showing off a lot of white flowers, how could you be like this?"
"Let me tell you, the brother over there just now said that he has never seen such white and big steamed buns in his life. You showed four of them to others at once. Do you think he can prevent his blood pressure from rising?"
Ye Huang was talking nonsense while thinking in his heart.
"Mom, my life was almost sold to a taxi today because of you two vixens playing tricks on me. I would really be sorry for myself if I didn't make some money today."
Ye Huang's words made the two girls' faces turn red again. When they thought about the two of them lying on the back seat just now and exposing half of their beautiful breasts regardless of their posture, the two girls were a little shy, but they had always been
Xiao Lin, who is a loser but not a loser, naturally doesn't want to be suppressed by this bastard Ye Huang.
"Hmph! Stinky bastard, do you want us to do this? If you hadn't been joking with me, would we have laughed? If we didn't laugh, would anything have happened? In the final analysis, it's all your fault."
"Get... angry..., if you weren't too pretty, my brother would look at you. If he didn't look at you, I would tell you a joke? Besides, I'm reminding him to take a good look at the car, okay?"
"No! I'm going to go check out where there are plastic surgery hospitals when I get back."
"What do you mean? Do you think you are too ugly and want to look more handsome?"
"Wrong! I think you are too beautiful, so I'm going to let them make you look ugly, so that you won't even be able to drive taxis or buses in the future."
"Then buy a car and drive it yourself!"
"No money! Besides, do you really think I have better self-control than them? If not, the car will shake." Ye Huang rolled his eyes and objected directly.
"The devil is driving a car with you. You are talking nonsense. I really don't know which of your words are true!" Xiao Lin muttered.
"You want to hear the truth, don't you? I just paid ninety yuan more because of you, please pay me back immediately. This is true!" After saying that, Ye Huang stretched out his hand to ask for money from Ye Huang.
"Pretend I didn't say anything!" Xiao Lin was more direct than Ye Huang when she saw him reaching out his hand, she pulled Luo Yumo and ran away.
"Hey! I don't want this money, can't you? Pay me the rent first..." Behind him, Huang Huang hurriedly caught up.
"Smelly bastard! Who have you ever heard of that Somali pirates will pay rent? Since you let Yumo live for free, I will live there for free. At worst, I will give you a smile every day..."
In the distance, Xiao Lin pulled Luo Yumo and ran, turned around and said to Ye Huang with a smile.
"Smiling..." For some reason, as soon as Xiao Lin said these words, an extremely evil scene appeared in Ye Huang's mind of the beautiful Xiao Lin, wearing a red bellyband, standing in front of him, posing seductively and smiling at him.
"Mom, I won't let anyone live anymore. If Xiao Meiniu comes here, I will live a few years longer."
"Ms. Xiao, please wait a moment. We have decided this matter. When I leave the house, you will laugh..." As he spoke, Ye Huang chased after Xiao Lin and the two girls, with a look on his face.
