When Mao Bin said he was about to start summoning spirits, I quickly turned off the light, then stood next to the switch, holding my breath and concentrating, leaving the space in the middle for him to perform.
Mao Bin first drank all the water in the sea bowl, raised his head, and sprayed the water into the air. Then he muttered something in his mouth and waved the sword in his hand. After a while, the yellow paper cinnabar talisman actually started to burn on its own!
I looked at this magical scene dumbfounded and speechless.
He used the burning talisman to light the candle, then shook the ashes of the talisman into the bowl of the sea. Then he used the candle to light the sandalwood.
Then he screamed strangely, picked up the summoning flag standing on the side with one hand, and waved the wooden sword with the other hand. He started dancing. He must be the so-called "dancing master". Looking at his agile dance, he could even participate in a dance talent show.
, I guess I can get into the top three.
I stared at the wooden sword. Although it was burned by the talisman, it did not turn black. This method is really magical.
In the air, there was the smell of sandalwood, burning paper and candles, and some indescribable smells, mixed together. The whole room echoed with some indistinct words coming from Mao Bin's mouth, babbling. The sleeves of his robe
It was driven by the wind, causing the candlelight to sway. Under such candlelight, his shadow was swaying in the room, flickering. The smell, sound, light and shadow, these things merged, and the atmosphere in the room seemed particularly strange.
.
After singing and dancing for a long time, I was already frightened by him. Suddenly, he pointed the person on the bed with his sword and shouted three times: "Xiao Luqi, where is your soul going? Come back quickly!"
After three calls, Mao Bin's whole body shook violently, which startled me. The candle flickered and almost went out.
After a period of silence, Mao Bin asked me to turn on the light in a hoarse voice, saying that the matter was over and his soul had returned to its place.
I sighed in admiration and quickly turned on the light.
Mao Bin shook the incense ash and Guanyin soil from the incense burner into the big ocean bowl, handed it to me and said: "Laity, you rinse these with boiling water and give her to drink. Follow the method I told her to shower her with hot water and massage her.
Joints, you will be able to regain your consciousness in three days. Well, it’s over now, and I’m gone.”
I nodded, put the bowl away, and carefully put it in the kitchen cabinet.
Taking advantage of this moment, Mao Bin pocketed the money on the table.
I saluted and said, "If she wakes up after three days, I really don't know how to thank the Taoist Priest."
Mao Bin chuckled and said, "There's no need to thank you. Just give me the other fifteen thousand."
I quickly asked him where he lived now. He would definitely visit him then and hand over the money with both hands.
Mao Bin glanced at me and said: "What age is it? Those of us who are old-fashioned have to keep pace with the times, right? No need to bother lay people. I have gone to the bank. You can call me from Alipay.
become."
I nodded, walked over to the tall little table, and picked up the messy pile of magazines. There was something covered under the pile of magazines, and I pressed it on it, then turned around and bowed my hands to Mao Bin and said,
: "I didn't expect that the Taoist priest already uses Taobao. That would be great. I won't bother you to go to the bank."
Mao Bin looked at me strangely and asked, "Huh? What do you mean?"
I picked up the thing covered with a book, walked to the window, opened the window, and said, "Taoist priest can earn so much from just one ritual. It's really enviable. I'm short of money these days, could you please ask Taoist priest
Return the fifteen thousand yuan to me, and then transfer some money from your account to my Alipay."
Mao Bin's eyes narrowed and he looked at me as if he was a psycho: "What the hell do you mean?"
I sneered and said, "I asked you to give me some money to spend. What's wrong? Don't you understand?"
"Why?"
"Why? Spend money to eliminate disasters, do you understand?"
"Disaster? What kind of disaster is there for poor people?"
I smiled and said, "You didn't have it before you walked through this door, but now you have it."
I looked at Mao Bin who looked puzzled, and then said: "Do you think I am stupid? If you mess around like this, I will give you fifteen thousand? Where will you go in three days? What should I do?
Know?"
Seeing that Mao Bin was about to speak, I waved my hand and said, "Okay, don't mention the other 15,000 to me. You've already made 15,000 in just ten minutes tonight. Isn't that enough? Another 10,000."
Five, you can get this girl when she wakes up, but if she doesn’t wake up, haha, I don’t think it matters to you. Anyway, you already have fifteen thousand.”
Mao Bin must have wanted to mention the other fifteen thousand just now, but he was suddenly snatched away by me. When he was about to say something, he was forced to hold it back.
I then sneered and said: "Your style has long been out of date. The air is moistened by spraying water, and your three talismans have long been coated with white phosphorus. The ignition point of white phosphorus in humid air is only 30 degrees, so just shake it around.
Let's burn it. Did you secretly apply alcohol on that wooden sword? No wonder it didn't burn black. I've already smelled the smell of burning white phosphorus and alcohol. Haha, and then you danced around like this casually, making the atmosphere eerie and scary.
, you just want to defraud me of 15,000 yuan? Let me tell you, this is fraud. According to Shanghai regulations, fraud of more than 4,000 yuan is considered a large amount, constitutes a crime of fraud, and is sentenced to less than three years in prison. The prison welcomes you. Evidence
Here." As I said that, I raised the thing in my hand, which was the pinhole camera that had just been covered under the magazine.
Mao Bin's face turned pale.
"This camera has captured your act of collecting money. As for the amount involved in the fraud crime, I already said it when I put it on the table: 15,000. If you don't deny it, then you admit it. And this
The camera also recorded you saying you wanted another 15,000 yuan... Haha, if the total is 30,000 yuan, you have already committed a huge crime of fraud, and you will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years. It's up to you."
I finished speaking lazily and looked at Mao Bin who was stunned on the spot with a sneer.
Anger flashed in his eyes, as if he was about to explode into violence.
I was standing by the window now, pointing my thumb back at the open window, and said with a smile: "Don't mess around. If I shout, you won't be able to run away."
After hearing this, Mao Bin finally calmed down. Suddenly, he laughed and said: "You think I am blind to the law? I have been in this industry for a long time. What troubles have I never seen? Now this woman in your bed, and
There is no difference between dead people. You want to shout? Okay, then you can call someone to come and see what you are hiding? Hiding the corpse privately, haha, your sin is no less than mine!"
I was shocked on the spot. I didn't expect that this guy actually knew the law. Yes, stealing and hiding a corpse is punishable by three years in prison. That's right.
Mao Bin saw my shock and knew that he had defeated my army. He was very proud. He raised the money in his hand and said: "In this way, I will take five thousand, and you watch me count. The hand I just showed
, although you have exposed the truth, but let me tell you, I am not just playing tricks. If you do as I say, there may be no benefits. So, five thousand, you will not lose. I took the money and left.
From now on, we will have nothing to do with each other. Otherwise, we will all get into trouble together, and you can make up your own mind."
I suddenly changed my lazy look again, pointed to the laptop on the table, and said: "Okay, five thousand yuan, right? Haha, you also told me the amount. Go ahead, open that computer, and plug in my
Pay 5,000 yuan into Alipay."
Mao Bin's eyes widened and he said, "Are you out of your mind? Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?"
I laughed, took two steps forward, grabbed the sheets covering the bed, and threw them off.
Mao Bin's eyes almost fell out. What was covered by the sheet was not Xiao Luqi at all, or in other words, not a person at all - but a 1:1 size inflatable doll that lonely men usually used to vent their sexual desires.
Mao Bin became angry and suddenly bent down to look under the bed. He found that there was nothing under the bed.
He stood up and gritted his teeth and said: "It turns out that there is no one who wants to summon souls at all! You have wanted to hack me from the beginning!"
I said "hmm" meaningfully and said: "You charlatans, nine out of ten are cheating, and one is training. Do you think I don't know your tricks? You not only deceive those who come to tell fortunes
Qian, I even found out the person’s name and birthday, and then called their parents to defraud them of money. I heard that the name and birthday you mentioned were correct, but their parents were worried about their children, so why didn’t they pay them obediently? You’re so stupid, just now
You asked me what my birth date was, and would I be so stupid to tell you? Let me tell you, I heard someone talking about the two mysterious old men, and I thought it was strange, so I checked online. I found that the two were wearing raincoats and playing chess.
The news about the elderly people all leaked from the Broadband Mountain Forum, which is commonly used in Shanghai. I found those posts, checked the IP addresses, and found that they all had the same IP address, so I became suspicious. Are you deliberately spreading rumors?
, to attract people to visit, and then pretend to be disciples to defraud, right? I don’t know if you made that stone table, but those two pairs of footprints, I think they are probably the acid and alkali liquid you used to corrode the cement floor and make the footprints.
shape."
"That's nonsense! Even if it's hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid, it will flow everywhere if it is sprinkled on the ground. How could it be shaped like a footprint!" Mao Bin pointed at me and yelled, "This is a false accusation!"
I knew that this look on his face must have hit the last sore leg, and his spirit was about to collapse, so I said viciously: "Fuck, don't f*ck pretend with me. Just find a piece of rubber, bend it into the shape of a footprint, and put it on
If the corrosive liquid is poured in, it will naturally stop flowing everywhere. Are you insulting my IQ?"
I exposed all the trump cards of Mao Bin. His eyes were full of endless fear, and he asked in a trembling voice: "You... what do you want?"
I pointed to the inflatable doll on the bed and said: "You're right, I'm going to defeat you. Today I'm going to be a fighter against counterfeiters and cure you of your deceitful tricks. I don't want to do anything to you."
Transfer the money obediently, five thousand, and the sealing fee cannot be less than a penny."