Wang Meng originally thought that he would meet a boss who was extremely charming and elegant. But unexpectedly, he was wrong.
Wang Meng thought the double-sword skeleton dragon would be a dragon-shaped monster, but he didn't expect it to be so ugly. Damn, it has a sharp mouth, monkey cheeks, a monster-like head, and a pair of glaring pig eyes, which is very ugly.
"Gudong!" Wang Meng swallowed hard and held the Bow of Chaos firmly in his hand. A red and black luster surrounded the long bow, illuminating the space not far ahead.
Two copper-bell-sized eyes stared at him, which made Wang Meng remember something called staring eyes.
Just as he was about to speak, unexpectedly, this human-like monster holding two swords spoke first: "Hey, bastard, why did you break into my territory for no reason?"
Wang Meng was depressed. He originally didn't want to speak to this kind of monster that was uglier than Sister Feng, but he didn't expect the monster to ask a question at the beginning, so he could only shake his head: "Oh, I'm just here to kill
The double sword belongs to the Skeleton Dragon, I want his head."
The Double Sword Skeleton Dragon was stunned. This is, someone actually blackmailed him like this. Damn it, doesn’t this bastard know his own strength? Or does he want to die?
Immediately, the double-sword skeleton dragon grabbed a knife on the ground and rushed towards Wang Meng.
In the midst of the lightning and flint, Wang Meng only had time to pull out his long bow and block for a moment before he was knocked back by the sword. At the same time, a large damage figure appeared on his head.
-4728
Wang Meng was shocked, and his face changed with fear. Damn, this blow knocked out 5,000 blood, and he just threw a dagger casually. This five-star boss is actually stronger than the four-star boss.
It was so powerful. Wang Meng felt sweat dripping from his forehead.
With his current strength, it seems that it will not be easy to kill the double-sword skeleton dragon.
It seemed a little lazy. After forcing Wang Meng back with a knife, the double-knife skeleton dragon was not in a hurry to attack, but continued to sleep lazily. Wang Meng was frightened and was very depressed. Fortunately, he just encountered it.
One knife, if there were nine knives, he would be dead.
The Double Sword Skeleton Dragon seemed to find sleep boring again. He stretched lazily and said: "Young man, you saw that you woke me up too, and you did so. Then tell me a joke. I didn't let you."
Stop, don’t stop.”
Wang Meng was petrified in an instant. This is, damn, no way. The Double Sword Skeleton Dragon actually asked me to tell him a joke. Is there such a thing? Damn it. How can I tell a joke? Besides, I haven’t been offline for a long time. No
It’s so embarrassing!
Wang Meng really wanted to roar, but he had no choice. The double-sword skeleton dragon had already spoken. If she gets angry if he doesn't agree, I will strangle her and she will die.
"Ahem!" Wang Meng cleared his throat and decided to speak. "A loudspeaker came from the south..."
"Wait a minute, is this a joke?" The Double Sword Skeleton Dragon saw that Wang Meng was becoming more and more eloquent and couldn't help but interrupt.
Wang Meng waved his hand and said, "Don't argue. This is five thousand years of Chinese culture. It has more meaning than any joke you tell. If you listen carefully, you will understand."
After a tongue twister, the double-knife skeleton dragon was so stunned that he took out the other knife and stabbed it into the ground in front of him: "You are talking nonsense, I will kill you!"
"Gudong!" Wang Meng was depressed now. He originally wanted to say that there are so many things in cross talk, but he just wanted to play Duan Art. He could only tell jokes helplessly, but fortunately Wang Meng was immersed in embarrassment.
Over the years, I still come across a few good jokes at my fingertips.
"When school starts, the teacher will say to you, 'School is your home'! When you are sleeping in class, the teacher will say, 'You thought school was your home'! When cleaning, the teacher will say to you
,'School is your home.' When you don't wear school uniform, the teacher says, 'You think school is your home!"
Now that Wang Meng takes action, the Skeleton Dragon is no longer picky, so Wang Meng rarely has time, so he will take a look at the attributes of his archer. After completing the job, the attributes may have increased significantly.
Player: Meng Nan
Occupation: Archer
Level:40
HP:4800
Mana: 2000
Combat value: 3421-4912
Defense value: 2890
Prestige value: 14000
Strength:1013
Constitution: 1100
Intelligence:345
Agility: 1300
Free attribute value: 0
Although the attributes of the archer profession are good, they are really incomparable to the NPC profession. But fortunately, this time I have this hidden profession, maybe the archer can also have a big improvement in strength.
Wang Meng, who entered the map again, seemed very low-key. After all, what he wanted to do had almost been achieved. Moreover, under the hypnosis of his jokes, the double-sword skeleton dragon had gradually fallen asleep. At that time, he would take action to kill him.
Kill it, quack, take the head, and everything will be more realized.
But not all things can go down according to their own requirements. For example, right now, suddenly, there is the sound of footsteps outside.
Wang Meng was stunned for a moment, thinking who was coming now?
There is no need to imagine too much, because this person came very quickly. When he saw the person coming, Wang Meng immediately became happy: "Xiaofeng Wanyue, are the chrysanthemums from last time healed? Aren't you the same person again?
We're looking for someone to explode."
Xiaofeng Canyue burst out laughing, but he obviously didn't recognize Wang Meng's current second identity. He just frowned, and then excitedly shouted to his boss Lu Maple Leaf: "Boss, it's him, it's Meng Nan
ah!"
Wang Meng was also depressed, secretly saying that he was careless, but fortunately Xiaofeng Canyue didn't seem to notice him, so that was fine. Anyway, the second identity would appear in the world sooner or later. It would be good if he used this identity to make a name for Jin Ge at this time.
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Green Maple Leaf has also entered the map. When he saw Wang Meng, he couldn't help but frowned. He was obviously frightened by Wang Meng's current weight. With a tonnage of nearly two hundred kilograms, such a weight can really make him agile.
Archer?
Archers have always given people the impression of being agile and thin, but now Wang Meng is really shocking to people.
Especially because his belly was too big, he would hold his belly with his hands from time to time, which immediately made Lu Maple Ye feel speechless. However, the ID Wang Meng was wearing at this time explained everything.
【Meng Nan】
Lu Maple Leaf gritted his teeth, maybe he had different strengths! So he cleared his throat and walked up and said: "Hello, Brother Mengnan, I am Lu Maple Leaf!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.
With Wang Meng's low-key and kind personality, he would consider shaking hands with Green Maple Leaf at this time. However, knowing that the other party is here to cause trouble for him, Wang Meng will not give him face. Without saying a word, Wang Meng is here.
After being pinched twice in the nose, a lump of snot hung in my hand, and I wanted to hold Green Maple Leaf's hand.
Green Maple Leaf was startled, and quickly backed away before saying, "Okay, let's forget about shaking hands, let's talk about business!"
Wang Meng didn't care about this. After all, he had worked so hard to get this done, so he happily approached him and said, "No, as a courtesy, we must shake hands."
Then, in Lu Maple Leaf's surprised eyes, Life grabbed Lu Maple Leaf's hand and wiped the snot into Lu Maple Leaf's palm. Then, he stepped back very calmly.
Lu Maple Leaf was about to cry. Her face turned the color of pig liver. She wanted to wipe her hands but didn't know what to use. She could only let her hands stop in the air, feeling extremely embarrassed.
Wang Meng waved his hand carelessly and said: "Green maple leaf, right? You just said you had something to say, can you say it now?"
Green Maple Leaf: "I..."
Xiaofeng Canyue's eyes fell on Xiaofeng Canyue. Xiaofeng Canyue knew that the boss was worried about the runny nose in his hands. Now the arduous and difficult role of recruiting people could only fall on him: "That's it, Brother Mengnan
, you know that our Pantheon is the number one guild in the city of Athena, but there is a shortage of expert players right now, so I would like to invite you to join our guild. I can guarantee that as long as you enter our Pantheon, your status will not be lower than
I."
Xiaofeng Canyue also spent a lot of money. He was willing to lower his status in the guild to let Meng Nan, an archer, into the guild. A large part of the reason was because he wanted to kill that NPC.
Death at the hands of an NPC twice in a row was what Xiaofeng Canyue couldn't bear the most.
Of course, if he knew that the archer he tried so hard to win over was actually that annoying NPC, he didn't know what he would think.
Wang Meng was very calm. If he didn't have the power of Jin Ge, he might still consider going to the Pantheon of Gods, but the prerequisite was to give him the alliance leader. But now that he has the power of Jin Ge, even the alliance leader is impossible. Wang Meng shook his head, helpless
He said in his heart: "Oh, I am too low-key, and I don't even want to be the leader of the alliance. If I want to change the Immortal Dynasty, the Temple of Gods, well, I will be the leader of the alliance from now on."
If this idea were known to others, they would probably laugh out loud, but is Wang Meng the kind of person who talks nonsense?
Obviously not: "Xiaofeng Canyue, oh, it's you. I heard that you were killed twice by an NPC just now. If I had a subordinate like you, I would be looking down on me too much!"
Wang Meng felt that he was telling the truth. After all, he had very high demands on himself.
But Wang Meng's words stung Xiaofeng Canyue's heart severely. It is said that exposing people does not expose shortcomings, but Wang Meng once again proposed killing twice, which was regarded as a shame by Xiaofeng Canyue.
, this kid is angry.
"Meng Nan, what did you say!" Xiaofeng Canyue said angrily, with an angry look on his face. But Lu Maple Leaf did not stop him, but stared at the two of them with interest, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Oh, it seems that I have to do it myself again!" Wang Meng was speechless. After all, he was a peace-loving person and hated fighting. But at this moment, Wang Meng came behind him and hit the Skeleton Dragon with two swords.
