Is the baby back? Tang Xiaoai was startled and immediately opened his eyes. He panicked for a while, as if he was a thief. He immediately sat up and wanted to put on clothes, but was held down by Li Wenyan.
"You have a nap, the baby is looking for me..." He sat up, picked it up and put it on. The baby gave him a task and asked him to come back to get his homework. He actually took it for more than two hours and still didn't send it to the baby.
Now that I'm back, I'm sure I'm looking for him to accuse him.
Tang Xiaoai also understood why he appeared at home at this point. She gave him a look, "It's really unreliable..." The original purpose of coming back was to do very pure things for the flowers of the motherland, but he pretended to be pure.
Qi Hao did the most impure things to her.
Men, no one is pure...
Li Wenyan put on his clothes and glanced at her. Her angry expression looked good in his eyes, which made him feel at ease. He curled his lips and smiled relaxedly and evilly...
"Daddy, are you in there? Open the door quickly!" Outside the door, the baby's screams continued to sound. Damn it, the door is locked from the inside. He can't open it at all. Don't tell him that daddy is not inside. Who will believe it?
Well, he must be doing something he doesn't know about. Tang Baobao is really smart.
Li Wenyan looked outside the door, then turned to Xiao Ai and said, "Do you want him to mature early?" Do you mean to prevent him from bumping into you?
Tang Xiaoai's face became hot and she immediately sat up, "He's only 5 years old! Get out quickly!" She quickly grabbed some clothes and put them on, but she felt something was wrong and her body was sticky. She had to take a bath first. The baby's sensitive
It's not good if your sense of smell picks up clues.
Seeing her in a hurry, Li Wenyan smiled wickedly, walked out and closed the door.
"Daddy, what are you doing, opening the door so late..." As soon as the door opened, Tang Baobao pouted, with a dissatisfied face, raised his head and gave Li Wenyan a scolding look, and stepped in.
Li Wenyan pursed her lips and said, "I'm looking for homework..."
"My homework will run away. I have been searching for more than two hours and still haven't found it. I have to lock the door and look for it." Tang Baobao turned around and looked at him suspiciously with his dark eyes, looking like he was digging three feet into the ground.
The expression of ultimate inquiry.
Li Wenyan put one hand in his trouser pocket and touched the bridge of his nose sheepishly with the other, "I just closed the door to avoid thieves." Is this a father dealing with his son's interrogation? I have never felt this way before.
, Li Wenyan felt fresh and exciting.
Tang Baobao: "..." Can your reason be any more outrageous?
"What's the sound!" Tang Baobao suddenly noticed the movement coming from his mommy's room. He ran to his mommy's room vigilantly with his calves. He pushed the door twice but didn't open it, so he opened his dark eyes.
, put his ear against the door and listened to the sounds inside, the sound of rushing water was faintly visible.
He was so shocked that he opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth slightly. There was someone inside!
His mommy is working in the company now. It can’t be his mommy, because he left with his mommy at noon!
Then who is the person here!
He suddenly looked at Li Wenyan, "Daddy, have you cheated?" He said without any idea, and he thought the word cheating was very funny.
Li Wenyan looked embarrassed and wanted to laugh. He walked forward and pulled him over. He carefully thought about his words and said, "Daddy is loyal to your mommy. Only a train can do cheating..." His son
His acumen is too high, it would be a pity not to become a detective.
Tang Baobao has not yet recovered from the surprise. Although he was led over by Li Wenyan, his little head was still looking at the door with curiosity and surprise, "That's Mommy's room. If Mommy knows
If another woman has gone in, how would she react?" Tang Baobao suddenly said something very thought-provoking.
Li Wenyan paused. Why did he say this as if he had committed a heinous crime? No, he couldn't leave a bad impression on his son. He turned Tang Baobao's face over and faced him with the image of a loving father, "Your mommy."
She is the only woman who can enter the room, and the person inside is your mommy, and she is taking a bath." He knew what Tang Baobao had heard, so instead of letting him think about it, he just confessed and was lenient.
"Mommy is back, what is she doing back now?" Tang Baobao's bright eyes were still a little confused.
Li Wenyan was stunned. These words made him question, yes, why was she back now and standing in the room with Xu Zhifeng? He was furious for a moment, but he didn't think about the whole story.
He blinked and said, "I'm here to help you find your homework..."
"You still need to take a shower when you are looking for homework?" Tang Baobao asked, blinking his innocent eyes. His thinking was very rigorous, and ordinary deception could not fool him at all.
For the first time, Li Wenyan felt that his son was so difficult to deal with. "That's because she accidentally poured tea on herself..." He didn't expect that Li Wenyan would find such a low-level excuse. Son, don't ask again.
Yes, you will naturally understand when you grow up.
I really don’t know how other couples deal with their children having sex in bed? Li Wenyan wanted to just tell the baby, but Xiao Ai was right, he was only 5 years old!
Doubts and curiosity factors overflowed in the baby's heart. The more doubts there were and the things adults tried so hard to hide, the more he wanted to know. His face turned red from suppressing it. "Just change into some clothes when your clothes get wet. It's not bedtime now."
Do you only take a shower during bedtime? Does mommy have to go to bed early today?"
It was really confusing, but it seemed that he had almost guessed it. Li Wenyan touched his chin and said, "I have already slept..."
"Ah?" Tang Baobao blinked in confusion.
"Do you know how you got out?"
"Mummy gave birth to it," Tang Baobao said smoothly.
Li Wenyan frowned, "Then why am I your father?" He tried his best to guide him.
"Because you love my mommy..." Tang Baobao was very confused.
"Well, what next?" Li Wenyan guided his reasoning.
"Then the child born from mommy will be called daddy." Tang Baobao blinked, not knowing how he was conceived.
"Then why did Dad kiss Mommy?" Li Wenyan raised her eyebrows in amusement.
"Because mommy likes it, if you kiss her, you will have a baby..."
Li Wenyan: "..." The child is indeed very pure and natural. You will not get pregnant if you kiss her on the mouth.
"That's wrong, the baby was created by mom and dad." Li Wenyan said in a gentle voice.
"Made?" Tang Baobao was surprised.
Li Wenyan thought he was cute, so she held him on her lap and sat him down, "Come, Daddy, let me tell you, it's like this. Where's Mommy..."
"Li Wenyan!" Li Wenyan was about to give details when the door was suddenly opened. Tang Xiaoai stood at the door and shouted to him to stop.
She walked over with eyes wide open and a look of blame on her face, took the baby off him, and said, "Go find your homework and go to school." This man is so evil. He wants to pollute the baby when he is still so young, so he doesn't know how to be ashamed.
Really.
Li Wenyan raised his eyebrows playfully. He thought it was nothing. He would have to know this kind of thing sooner or later. Instead of letting him fumble around blindly, it would be better to instill concepts in his mind. When he reaches a certain age, he will naturally understand.
, it is also easier to accept, so as not to know the basic rules when you grow up, and there will be pregnant women everywhere, which will be even more difficult to deal with.
Men and women have different thoughts. Women focus on the immediate healthy and happy growth of their children, while men look at the long-term and focus on the behavior of their children when they grow up.
Tang Baobao was the passive one. He was extremely curious and could only wait for others to tell him. He finally got the answer but was killed again.
Seeing the expression on her mother's face that she wanted to kick his father out, he was too embarrassed to ask. He suppressed his expression and quickly picked up his homework, "I'm going to school. Mom and dad, you guys continue to sleep.
88..." He innocently closed the door and went out.
Tang Xiaoai paused, a little embarrassed, while Li Wenyan smiled.
Watching the baby go out, the two looked at each other, and Tang Xiaoai immediately looked away, "I'm going to work, there's another meeting to be held in the afternoon." She originally came back to get the information, but it took such a long time.
I never thought I would allow him to have a relationship with her... Now that I'm awake, my head hurts a little.
…
Tang Baobao was very good and went to school. However, he was completely absent-minded in class and did not listen to the class at all. Instead, he took out his handheld computer and played with it.
Open the random friend group, it's boiling inside.
Flying on the plane: Holy shit, the sweetest baby in the world is really a 5-year-old! Fang Qiu, you didn’t lie to me, a 5-year-old is so awesome!
Trampling on the grass: I will send you a document on the plane. Just look at this video and you will know. A 5-year-old kid took a gun and punished a woman in such a perverted way! If he is not a genius, he will be damned!
Everyone was talking about him, and sweat dripped down Tang Baobao's forehead.
The sweetest baby in the world: Don’t make such a fuss, you are also top terrorists after all, why are you acting like you have never seen the world?
Flying on the plane: Damn, baby, I won’t call you brother anymore. You are only 5 years old. You are taking advantage of me. Be good, call me uncle and let me hear it...
I was excited to get on the plane.
Tang Baobao pouted his mouth.
The sweetest baby in the world: I don’t want it! (Left humming expression.)
Flying on the plane: Haha, it is indeed a baby that is still nursing. I like it. I love you so much, baby. I have decided to fly to Lulin City to see you tomorrow.
The sweetest baby in the world: Bring a lot of guns to play with. Don’t come without one. Where is Fang Qiu? I’m looking for him...
Flying on the plane: Damn it, you know how expensive my guns are, you are trying to trick me...
Scolding Fang Qiu: I've been waiting and watching, is something wrong with the baby?
The sweetest baby in the world: When you pick me up from school later, I think I’m in love with you.
Everyone was struck by lightning, and everyone was shocked: Grass, there is love!
Scolding Fang Qiu:...
…
Hui Cui Fang Qiu came to school and said he was the uncle of the baby and wanted to see him. The class teacher was a female teacher. When he saw Hui Cui Fang Qiu's handsome face, he was immediately fascinated and fainted, and he let the baby go without saying a word.
Class leave.
Hua scolded Fang Qiu, who was holding the baby and walking on the lawn near the school, "I heard that you fell in love with me?"
Tang Baobao was embarrassed and looked up at him, "My dad said that he and mommy made me. Today I saw them making another baby, but they didn't tell me how they made it. You know, can you tell me?
?" He was so curious that he had no intention of doing anything.