Chang Che took out his mobile phone and walked to the beach in a very good mood under the moonlight. As he walked, he dialed the familiar number. Unfortunately, the phone beeped twice and immediately showed that it could not be connected temporarily.
Not answering the phone?
Or are you busy and unable to answer the phone?
Chang Che wasn't sure, so he dialed two more times, but was still hung up on. He must be busy and couldn't answer the phone, right?
The man who felt good about himself wrote a text message.
"I've been very busy these days, and I got a little injured. Late at night, I was lying in bed alone, with beautiful scenery, but I felt so pitiful~~~~(_)~~~~" Chang Che deliberately made a pitiful expression.
Soon, the other party called.
Chang Che smiled evilly, stopped walking towards the beach, and ran towards his living room.
The fastest speed was comparable to that of a world sprinter. The second before the call was answered, he ran downstairs to the living room, pressed the answer button, and said in a breathy voice, "Yingying, I miss you so much."
The voice was mean and bad, with a touch of pity: "I miss you so much, give me a hug."
"Are you injured? Where are you injured?" Qiong Ying's voice came through tens of thousands of miles away, with an obviously worried tone.
Chang Che touched his heart and suppressed his gasping: "My whole body is hurt, and my heart is hurt the most. Yingying, give me a hug and use it as painkiller."
"Ah? Why are you hurt so badly? Where are you now? Is there anyone taking care of you?"
"It will get better if you give me a hug, Yingying..." Chang Che opened the door to the living room, took off his shoes, and walked to the sofa: "If you don't give me a hug, I will die of illness, lovesickness."
, it’s so uncomfortable, it makes me breathless.”
What?
Lie to her!
Huh, Qiong Ying immediately started yelling: "Chang Che, you bastard, you know how to lie to me when you have nothing to do, you don't tell the truth, you haven't seen anyone for several days, not a single text message, not a single phone call, who do you think I am?"
Ah? I will never pay attention to you again!"
"No, no, my dear Yingying, I'm really sick. I'm lying on the sofa." Chang Che immediately changed his tone to a flattering one and said, "Really, I won't lie to you, otherwise I
I’ll take a picture of my sick face to show you.”
However, the phone has been hung up over there.
Chang Che repeatedly pushed off his coat, rushed to the bathroom, took a soaked towel, returned to the bed, folded it into a long strip and placed it on his head, then covered him with the quilt, showing a sick expression, and took pictures.
send.
Send another text message: Yingying, I have a bad cold. I'm so pitiful. There is no woman to take care of me. In the dead of night, I also suffer from severe lovesickness. I am getting sicker. I am a man who has no woman to love me. How can I have such a miserable life?
After waiting for a long time, no one responded.
Chang Che thought again.
"Forget it, women are all hard-hearted animals. They don't care whether their boyfriend is sick or not. If he dies from me, she can still look for her second love. I can see that, men, when they are sick, they are still
You have to rely on yourself, the most poisonous woman in the world has a heart."
After a while, Qiong Ying's call came over again, but Chang Che didn't answer and hung up!
Qiongying called again and continued to hang up.
Continue to send a text message: "Leave me alone if I die or die. I can bear it on my own."
Then, there were ten calls in a row, and the eleventh call came in. Chang Che's voice was soft, even with a complaining tone: "Why did you give me a call? You just let me die of illness alone.
You won’t even give me a hug, just to cure my lovesickness.”