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Welcome both of you to today's reception room and accept my exclusive interview. I am today's host, Miss Yiyi.
Question 1: Please introduce yourself.
Changmian: Changmian
Xinshangshang:xinshangshang
Yi: Well, generally speaking, self-introduction should be more detailed, such as preferences, or...
Chang Mian: You want to catch me?
Yi: Uh...
Chang Mian: Or are the audience trying to catch me?
according to:……
Chang Mian: Since it’s not the case, is it necessary to be so detailed?
Yi (head full of black lines, clear throat)
Question 2: Where did you two first meet?
Chang Mian: In the newspaper
Shang Shang:In prison
Yi: Well, this, that, the meeting between the two of you is so special, haha...
Chang Shang (gritting his teeth): He is obviously in prison
Chang Mian (thinking for a moment): On the plane, right?
Chang Shang: Do you have the final say in our family, or do I have the final say?
Chang Mian:……
Yes (quickly ask the next question)
Question 3: What kind of person do you think the other person is?
Chang Shang: gentle beast
Chang Mian: vixen
Yi: Can animals be gentle?
Chang Shang: Of course, your beast is not gentle?
Yi:...well, I'm not married yet
Chang Shang: No wonder you ask such a retarded question
Yi (Rampage, this program is not easy to do)
Question 4: Chang Mian, what do you think of the taste of Chang Sang? What about you, Chang Sang?
Chang Mian: In the first few years, he was just like a dead fish, boring. However, under my wise training, he now loves to go home and play with his wife, which is endless fun.
Yiyi: Is this why you get off work on time every day?
Chang Mian: Nonsense!
Chang Shang: I dare not say...
Yiyi: Why?
Chang Shang (pursed her lips tightly and said nothing):...
Yiyi: Why? The audience also wants to know.
Chang Shang: So, I have nothing in common with unmarried women.
Yiyi:……
Yiyi (decided not to act cute and be serious)
Question 5: How do you usually address each other?
Shang Shang: I started calling him Chang Mian, and after getting married, I called him husband.
Chang Mian: Shang Shang
Question 6: How do you want the other person to call you?
Shang Shang: Wife
Chang Mian: I still like her to call me Chang Mian, especially in bed, when she moans and sounds energetic
Question 7: Have you ever had a quarrel before? If so, how did you reconcile in the end?
Chang Shang: I usually don’t take the initiative to provoke him.
Yiyi: Have you never had a quarrel?
Chang Shang: It’s a lot. I cry after the fight.
Yiyi: smart.
Chang Shang: But if I cried, he would get even more angry, so I stopped crying later.
Yiyi: Then?
Chang Shang: I will act like a spoiled brat, and I will act like a spoiled brat to the end...
Chang Mian: I never quarrel with women.
Yiyi: But just now Changshang said that you have had many quarrels.
Chang Mian: If she dares to be disobedient, I'll beat her to death!