329. You bastard, you're sincerely looking for a draw, aren't you?
He sat next to Qin Shou, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or something. He flipped through a few pages, and then he happily wanted to share this sacred book with several other men playing cards.
"Haha, this is fun." Mr. Lan suddenly laughed so hard that he pointed at the preface on the back of the book and said, "I'll read it to you."
——Men must learn to protect themselves, because there are not only n women around you who are planning how to sleep with you, but also n+1 men quietly sizing up your little daisy. So no matter when and where, men must
To be able to immediately detect the number of men around you who want to sleep with you and possible methods and responses, this article is your best survival manual.
Qin Shou's expression changed and he glared at Lan Ya: "You bastard, you are sincerely looking for a slap in the face, right?"
"Dongfeng!" Chang Mian then threw a Dongfeng, then stretched out his hand to snatch the book from Lan Ya's hand, and opened the catalog, "How to judge whether a man is gay? This is good, let me see how it is explained in it.
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He glanced at a few pages, read "Extreme" aloud, laughed so hard, and casually smashed the sacred book into Lan Ya's face.
"I definitely don't like men. This nonsense book must have been written by the kind of rotten girl who is called an emerging creature nowadays to cheat the royalties!"
Fu Hong looked at the mahjong in front of him, took out a six-piece and threw it out, "I have to say, this book is really unreliable."
Lan Ya took the book and continued to turn the pages, with a serious expression like "I can't help but be a woman," and suddenly shouted: "Qin Shou, this chapter is definitely suitable for you to read. Take a look, take a look, just take a look, I am
I bought this book just for you, so you should at least take a look."
Qin Shou wanted to use the mahjong in his hand to knock out the noisy Lan Ya. He reluctantly glanced at the big chapter title in the book: How to tell if a man wants to sleep with you?
He looked at it and kicked Lan Ya away: "Go to hell!"
"No, I'm not thinking about you, don't you know good people, do you understand?" Lan Ya wailed, then got up from the ground, took the book and glanced at the eyes of the other men present: "Ahem, there are still things here.
There are many chapters, for example, what will happen if a man wants to sleep with you? What methods do men usually use to sleep with you? What should you do if a man sleeps with you?"
wipe!
Qin Shou snatched the book from Lan Ya's hand and kicked him hard again, "I need to go to the toilet. You can go to me. If you lose money, we will split the money you win half and half!"
He angrily squatted on the toilet with Lan Ya's book, flipping through the book boredly, mainly looking for the one that Lan Ya just said: What should I do if a man sleeps with me?
Then his eyes fell on that sentence and he didn't look away for a long time, - "Friendship does not exist in this world! Apart from family affection, the only thing left is love and homosexuality! Never trust your brother!!!"
Qin Shou suddenly felt like he had found a soulmate. Yes, he believed in his brother so much that he slept with him!
Why didn't he find this book?!
Why didn't he find this book?
Did this belated book teach him how to deal with the aftermath?
Turn the page...turn the page...turn the page quickly...
Yes, I found it, what Lan Ya just said: What should I do if I accidentally sleep with a man?
Qin Shou squatted on the toilet and read each word carefully: