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262.【Spanking!】1

"The cold wind blows the fallen leaves, the army is a green flower; dear comrade, don't miss home, don't miss mother; I call you day and night, how many words in my heart; don't cry when you part, the military camp is our warm home

…”

After brewing for a moment, Leng Yan finally spoke, singing a song about a green flower in the army. His voice was low and his tone was not very nice, but there was a kind of heroism and sadness filled it.

Leng Yan became more and more devoted as he sang, as if he had returned to the past years. The voice contained emotions, which made Luo Ning stunned. At the end of the song, Leng Yan said: "I have already sang, you can take medicine quickly."

"This song is so sad, change to a lighter song." Luo Ning said. "I can't sing the song of the lighter wind." Leng Yan said: "I have sang the song, it's time for you to take medicine."

"I don't want it. How can people drink such a heavy song?" Luo Ning shook his head and said. "What do you want?" Leng Yan said.

"I just let you sing a pop song, and I'll drink it as long as you sing it." Luo Ning said. "I can't sing pop songs, I can only sing military songs." Leng Yan was embarrassed.

"Why don't you tell a story?" Luo Ning said. "Okay." Leng Yan nodded. He couldn't sing, but he was quite good at telling stories.

"I'll tell you a story about the turtle competition." Leng Yan said. "Okay, okay!" Luo Ning nodded quickly, then held his chin and looked at him.

There were two turtles competing, which was about pretending to be dead, and it took a long time to pretend to be dead. Both buddies were lying there, closing their eyes and motionless. It happened that a farmer and an expert passed by. The expert asked the farmer in confusion, these two turtles were the two

What are you doing? The farmer replied: Pretend to be dead in the competition. The expert was even more puzzled and questioned: Isn’t the one with oracle bones on his back obviously dead? Hearing this, another turtle immediately opened his eyelids.

He looked up and cursed: Damn, he was dead and didn't say a word. At this time, the turtle in front of him twisted his neck lazily, and cursed with contempt: □□, do you believe the expert's words? You deserve to lose.

Puchi!

After listening to the story told by Leng Yan, Luo Ning burst into laughter with a puff.

"I have finished listening to the story, it's time to take medicine." Leng Yan urged. "Let me tell you another one, okay?" Luo Ning begged.

"The last one, take medicine immediately after listening to it." Leng Yan said. "Yeah!" Luo Ning nodded repeatedly.

An aunt had just entered the city and looked for a job everywhere. Later, she saw a job advertisement on the telephone pole, so every time she passed by the telephone pole, she would come over and take a closer look. That day, she saw a man on the corner of the wall with a wire.

He stood in front of the pole and did not leave. He expected that there was useful information on it, so he quickly stepped forward. The man heard the footsteps and leaned against the telephone pole to cover up. The aunt kept walking and muttering:

"Why are you so stingy? You won't show it to others?" The man heard this and shouted: "What are you looking at? I haven't seen urinating before!"

After hearing the story of Leng Yan, Luo Ning blushed and glanced at her angrily and said, "Rogue."

"The story has been told, you can take medicine. If you don't drink it, it will be cold." Leng Yan brought the medicine to Luo Ning and said. Luo Ning pretended to be fooled: "This story is not counted, it's too yellow, so I can't count it."

"I don't think I'm going to take medicine at first. I'm going to delay time when doing this." Leng Yan looked at Luo Ning and said. "How could it be? As long as you tell another story that satisfies me, I will immediately take the medicine.

No drop left." Luo Ning was a little panicked and then said with his neck in his arms.


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