In Guanghai City's talent market, an endless stream of people are shuttled through the talent market with their resumes, hoping to find a good job.
A man in his early twenties, wearing a white T-shirt, beach pants and flip-flops, with slightly messy hair, stood at the door of the job market. He looked at the sign erected on the edge with an indignant expression.
"What, you have to pay an admission fee of ten yuan to go in!" The man's weird voice startled the passers-by. "It's too expensive. If I can't find a job, my food for the day will be gone."
The passersby expressed disgust when they heard the man's words. This man was too stingy! He wanted to find a job but he thought it was too much. Everyone who passed by him consciously kept a distance from him.
"Well, brother, let's talk about it. Can you let me go in first and take a look? If you find a job, I will pay your admission fee?" Yu Ze approached the security guard standing guard at the door with a flattering look.
"No!" The security guard looked at Yu Ze with an idiot's eyes, shook his head and refused.
"Brother, I see that you are handsome and generous, and you must not be a stingy person. So, how about you just pretend that you can't see me and let me go in and have a look?" When the negotiation failed, Yu Ze began to brag in front of him without conscience.
This security guard looks a lot like a certain movie star, but that star specializes in playing clowns.
"Ahem..." The security guard was so impressed by Yu Ze's praise, "Well, someone also told me so. But, I still can't let you go."
"You!" Yu Ze wanted to curse, but in desperation he reached out and took out a handful of wrinkled coins from his pocket. After counting enough ten dollars, he stuffed it into the security guard's hand, "Here you are! It's your uncle's. If it were mine,
If I can't find a job, I will definitely settle the score with you."
After saying that, he walked in without heeding the stunned expression of the security guard.
In the talent market, there are many recruiting units. Some people who came to apply for jobs stood at the recruitment tables of various corporate units and asked carefully. The venue was very large, with an activity space of 1,500 square meters, which could accommodate hundreds of people looking for jobs at the same time.
people, and Yu Ze is one of them.
"What should I do?" Looking at the variety of jobs, Yu Ze fell into a difficult choice.
"A certain bar is recruiting a waiter, with a monthly salary of 800 plus commission, and food and accommodation will be provided."
"The group is applying for a job as a cleaner. The salary is 900 plus bonuses. After five years of service, you can participate in company activities and travel every year."
"Recruiting clerk, monthly salary of NT$1,100, working in air-conditioned office, simple work, wages will be paid on time, female only!"
Looking at the recruitment notices one after another, Yu Ze was a little dazzled and walked from outside the venue to the inside. Yu Ze didn't know what kind of job to look for.
Suddenly, Yu Ze saw a recruitment unit crowded with people. Out of curiosity, he walked slowly over. When he looked up, he saw the recruitment notice saying: "Recruiting assistant to the general manager, monthly salary of one thousand five hundred and fifty, not included."
Room and board, and salary will start at 2,000 yuan after becoming a full-time employee!"
Logically speaking, such a job is not uncommon in the talent market. Why are there so many people asking about it? This arouses Yu Ze's curiosity.
"Brother, you lost your money." Unable to squeeze in, Yu Ze rolled his eyes, patted the shoulder of a man who was squeezing forward crazily, and said with a smile.
"Ah!" The man didn't want to pay attention at first, but when he heard that the money had fallen, he quickly turned around and saw that a dollar was lying quietly at his feet. He quickly bent down to pick it up. When he stood up, Yu Ze
Already in front of him.
"Damn! Shameless." The man knew that he had been deceived, so he screamed and joined the army in front.
It was only when Ze was squeezing forward that he discovered the reason why this group of people were rushing to apply for this position. It turned out that the interviewer of this company was a beautiful woman.
The female interviewer wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, her black hair is tied up, and she is dressed in OL professional attire. She has fair skin, a flawless face, and pink lipstick on her thin lips.
Under the illumination of the light, she looks like the heroine in a small country movie. She is eye-catching and makes people daydream about her.
"Don't be anxious, everyone. First hand your resume into the hands of the colleague next to me, and then each introduce themselves briefly." The female interviewer said calmly, her face unchanged in the face of nearly 20 or 30 people watching.
"I'm here to apply for a job!" Yu Ze put his hands on the table. His body was constantly pushed forward by the crowd pushing back, and his face was less than 20 centimeters away from the female interviewer.
A little bit can give you a kiss of fragrance.
"You beasts, stop pushing!" Suddenly, Yu Ze'a let out a strange cry, and his body leaned forward, almost kissing the beautiful interviewer, causing a trace of panic to flash in the beauty's eyes.
"Interviewers please line up in order and stay rational, otherwise we will not consider hiring you!" The colleague next to the female interviewer had no choice but to stand up and rush towards the group of people behind Yu Ze who were impatient to squeeze in.
The person in front said.
"Brothers, we are here to find jobs. We are all qualified people. Don't be crowded. Don't be crowded. Get in line!" A voice rang out in the crowd. After saying this, the guy jumped in line while everyone was stunned.
Ran to the front.
"Damn, shameless!"
"You brat, you move very fast."
"There's a queue. If you're late, you'll have to go to the back of the queue."
Seeing that the people who had just come to apply for the job were now queuing up in an orderly manner, the beautiful interviewer's colleague sat down with a smile and wiped his sweat secretly. My God, these stinky men are so sexy! Seeing the beauty look like
As if desperate.
"Sir, please briefly introduce yourself in one sentence and why you should apply for this position." The female interviewer spoke, her breath was like a blue, her voice was sweet, and her voice was like celestial music blasting in everyone's ears.
.
"This gentleman?" The female interviewer looked at Yu Ze motionless, frowned and lowered her head. She saw that the placket on her chest was open, and she buttoned up the button with a blush.
"Ah!" Yu Ze smiled awkwardly. He was so focused on looking at the beauty's appearance that he actually forgot what she said. After hearing it clearly for the last time, Yu Ze sat on a stool and coughed, and said slowly: "I
My name is Yu Ze, he is twenty-three years old, has neither father nor mother, is 1.75 meters tall, and has measurements..."
"Sir, could you please be brief?" The female interviewer said, "I want you to give a brief introduction. Why did you report your own measurements? What's the use of a man's measurements?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I saw you were too involved and couldn't extricate yourself for a while." Yu Ze coughed and continued: "Are you asking me why I applied for this position?"
Seeing the beauty nodding, Yu Ze smiled, touched his hair, raised his face and said solemnly: "Because you are beautiful and have a good figure. I wonder what man wouldn't want such a woman. As the saying goes, the first to get the moon is the one who gets the best.
, the first step to pick up a girl is to have more contact with her, and only after understanding her can you easily start."
Yu Ze ignored the shocked expression of the female interviewer and the scornful comments of everyone and continued: "Of course, this is just an idea of mine. I am still very serious about my work. I can serve tea, pour water, wash clothes and mop the floor. I can do a little bit of everything.
If the other party needs some special services, I can still consider it as long as the price is right."
Yu Ze said shamelessly, without a trace of blush on his face. On the other hand, the female interviewer's face was already blushing. Even though she was well-informed and met different people, a bold and outspoken person like Yu Ze
, it was her first time seeing him.
"Beauty, beauty! Why don't you speak? Could it be that what I said is not clear enough?" Yu Ze lowered his head and glanced at the female interviewer, asking in confusion. He felt that his answer was very reasonable! Beauty, that man
I don’t want to be fooled, it’s just that some people dare to think but dare not do it.
"No, it's not!" The female interviewer was already confused by Yu Ze's shamelessness. Hearing that he wanted to continue talking, she shook her head quickly and said, "Your name is Yu Ze, right? I remember you.
Leave your resume and I will notify you if there is any news."
Yu Ze paused after hearing this and immediately asked: "I don't have a resume, how about I write you a phone number?"
"Yeah, that's okay." The female interviewer said, taking out a piece of paper and pen from the drawer and handing it to Yu Ze. Yu Ze took it and quickly filled in a number. The font was very illegible, but overall it was okay.
After seeing it clearly, the female interviewer put it away and said, "Okay, you can leave. There will be news within three working days."
"Oh!" Yu Ze didn't expect that an interview would end so quickly. He hadn't even said a tenth of the self-introduction he had just prepared. It was really boring. After nodding in response, Yu Ze stood up.
, smiled at the female interviewer and said, "Hi, beauty, what's your name?"
Just as the female interviewer was about to answer, a man standing behind Yu Ze didn't like it. He pushed hard, and Yu Ze was pushed into the crowd behind him. At the same time, he shouted: "I don't even have a resume."
You rookie, don’t occupy the latrine and do nothing. Let’s go!”
Yu Ze left, but he left a deep impression on the female interviewer. After interviewing nearly thirty men who came to apply for the job and receiving more than fifty resumes, none of them could impress her.
She had the idea of hiring him, so before leaving, she only took away a piece of paper with a series of scrawled fonts on it.
"Yu Ze, he is such an interesting person." This is what the beautiful interviewer said about him.
Yu Ze walked around the job market three times, but did not find an ideal job. When he went out to the job market to find a security guard to refund money, he found that the security guard had changed jobs. He sighed to himself that he only had enough money for a day's meals.
No more. He vowed never to listen to Wang Mazi's wife's cousin next door and come to any bullshit job market to find a job. He was blackmailed for a day's worth of food and money, and he still hadn't found a job.
After counting the twenty-eight yuan and four cents left in his pocket, Yu Ze left the talent market with a whimper.