139 Secondary 2 vs. Secondary 2, the competition of shame?
Li Shushi was awakened by a quarrel.
"What's going on, Tamago-chan?"
As soon as he woke up, he could smell waves of gentle fragrance, coupled with the warm and soft feeling from his head, Li Shushi quickly realized what kind of treatment he was enjoying now.
Knee pillow~ Fragrant knee pillow~ It’s so good~ It seems that after sleeping like this again, my body still feels like it’s rusty. I was too excited last night so I really didn’t know how to control it. As expected, it’s all
The trouble caused by youthful impulsiveness.
Of course, such an idea is destined to be Li Shushi's wishful thinking, because the surrounding environment really makes it impossible for him to sleep peacefully.
"Who knows what's going on, maybe the two of them are not compatible by nature, so they keep arguing when they meet."
In fact, there were only two people quarreling in the secret room. One voice was very familiar to Li Shushi. It was the voice of the somewhat sinister little Aloli. Although the voice was slightly distorted probably because of anger, it would not make Li Shushi admit his mistake.
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As for the other voice, what should I say?
Although it was true that he was quarreling with the little Aloli, the owner of this voice was a little more calm than the slightly "angry" little Aloli, or in other words, he was more disdainful and aloof towards the little Aloli.
Moreover, if Li Shushi didn't know that the slightly hoarse and neutral voice of the other party would have been transformed by the little Aloli girl, he would have thought that the other party was a real gentleman.
In fact, although the two voices were indeed quarreling, the tone of the little Aluoli's voice, which sounded slightly "angry" on either side, was not high-pitched. However, both of them spoke very fast and
Often, the other person will interrupt without waiting for a complete sentence, and then both parties will continue talking at the same time.
Even if two people's voices originally have a unique taste, when mixed together, it becomes not a taste. Just like Coke is delicious and beer is delicious, but if you mix the two... what will happen to others?
I feel that Li Shu is really unhappy, but he will never waste food again.
As for the second one, it is because the airtight environment here can effectively prevent the internal sound from leaking out, but the reflection of the sound is not handled well enough, so the original sound is mixed enough and the echo is added.
, it becomes a completely annoying noise, and it is not a high-frequency one. It is more like the feeling of a hundred flies and mosquitoes constantly shaking in your ears.
If you want to have a peaceful sleep under such circumstances, it is really difficult considering Li Shushi's nerves.
"Are you awake? Although I hate this relationship with you that I feel in my body, I am not an ignorant fanatic. I believe that you were also played by the gods and had to accept this fate.
Want to resist those damn gods imposing on me
Are they the shackles on you? If you are willing, I can forgive your sins. Let you stand in my shadow and worship my majesty. As long as you kill that hypocritical thing that does everything hypocritically, prove your
Just be determined. Thank you for my kindness!"
Because he had just woken up, Li Shushi's brain had not been able to return to normal operation for a while, and in his opinion, even if it returned to normal operation, he would not be able to understand this string of words at all. Let's not talk about the name that sounds very convoluted.
, but what kind of "hypocrisy", what kind of "fake thing", speaking of slut, why is it that every word you say is easy to understand, but in one
It’s completely incomprehensible! Could it be that I accidentally wore it elsewhere and ended up with two very cute and weird sisters? Although such a result would be the ultimate enjoyment for the girl lovers,
But he said that after having Su Xiaololi, he no longer has any love for the tsundere-type girl who smells like crabs and has a vicious tongue (note)!
But I always felt that it was not the first time I heard that "fake thing", but for a while I couldn't remember where I had heard it before, but judging from the neutral voice, it seemed that she hated it.
An existence she calls a "fake".
Huh? Huh!
Li Shushi suddenly reacted.
If he remembered correctly, there were only five "people" in the secret room now.
Although the identities of Yaya Loli and Little Aloli are mysterious, since they are sisters, they must have similar identities (those two famous names may have been selectively forgotten by someone), and the remaining two people must have similar identities.
There were only three of them, myself, an absolutely ordinary human being, the mysterious blond ghost who had a huge quarrel with little Aloli as soon as he appeared, and the last one left was Su Xiaololi, who was making a knee pillow for him next to him.
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Could it be that the "fake thing" the ghost mentioned was Su Xiaololi?!
Could it be that this ghost asked him to kill his own cute loli as soon as he appeared!!!
"Are you so willing to succumb to the shackles imposed on you by those abominable gods who think they are superior, or are you actually willing to indulge in the false things that are just fakes to deceive you? Huh! Stupid guy,
If there is something called 'wisdom' in your head, then open your eyes
Open your eyes that can see through the illusion, and use your actions to prove that you are a man qualified to stand in my shadow and look up at my back. Kill that fake, and you will find that you are like this without the shackles.
Powerful. You have such qualifications, and I believe you have the ability to fully demonstrate this qualification."
At this moment, the hoarse voice that made Li Shushi feel more and more awkward sounded again, and this time Li Shushi finally woke up and saw the other person's appearance...
Uh...that Tamago-chan, if I close my eyes now, it's still too late.
It can be seen that the most important place has been covered by a piece of clean linen cloth, but perhaps because of the quarrel with little Aloli, the linen's hair became irregular due to the twisting of the body, so now Li Shushi
What you see is such an appearance that seems to be exposed but not exposed, and it is even more tempting because it adds a hazy feeling compared to the naked body.
Especially the blonde girl's wheat-colored skin, which is similar to the color of linen. In this slightly dark secret room, people can't tell whether the girl is wearing something or not, covering it or not.
However, even so, if the girl's secondary sexual characteristics were not too developed, just looking at the girl's delicate but handsome face and hearing the slightly hoarse and neutral voice, maybe Li Shushi would think that standing in front of him
is a heroic young man who has many things in common with Zhao Yun.
It can be said that although she was forcibly transformed into a girl by an external force, compared to Nero-chan who looked petite and weak, the girl in front of her still retained more of the prowess and arrogance of a man.
I just don’t know if it’s a psychological effect or an illusion caused by the dim light in the secret room. The expression on the girl’s face is a bit ferocious, which makes all the good qualities in her body eclipsed by this expression, and even makes her
Li Shushi was in a trance and had the feeling that standing in front of him was the most evil boss, the Demon King, which was also the most difficult hidden level.
"What? Are you still hesitating? I have wasted too much time for you, a mere mortal. Don't regard my generous kindness as something boring and disposable, or that you are ready to taste the king's wrath.
What!"
The girl's face seemed to become more ferocious because of anger, but such ferocity did not put much pressure on Li Shushi. In fact, in Li Shushi's view, Dian Wei's intimidating power when he smiled was more powerful than the girl's current appearance.
One chip.
However, what made Li Shushi speechless was that after seeing the girl pointing the gun at her, little Aluoli, who had been having a heated argument with the girl, did not step forward to draw the fire back. Instead, she snuck to Ya
Next to Ya Luoli, I feel very comfortable
Suddenly, she took out a lollipop from Yaya Loli's arms that Li Shushi had given to Yaya Loli before, and then licked it with a happy face. And the most annoying thing is that this little Loli also
Don't forget to give Li Shushi a "Come on, sister is optimistic about you" look.
Take good care of your sister!
Speaking of which, I was left to clean up the mess that you lolitas created. You really are a group of lolita.
With this thought, Li Shushi bravely met the compelling gaze of the blonde girl.
Of course, Li Shushi himself would never admit that the reason why he thought this way was entirely for the so-called "man's dignity."
"Who are you, what qualifications do you have to order me, and why should I obey your orders? It's so ridiculous!"
Huh~ How dare you instigate yourself to harm your own lolita as soon as you get started? You really deserve to die! Stare at me, and stare at me again! If you stare at me again, I will drink you up, no, it’s xxoo, anyway, it’s probably mp crystals.
Such things are also mandatory.
"Have you been deceived by that fake thing? You are really a stupid mortal. What a pity for your qualifications. Who am I? Why am I qualified to order you? Why do you have to obey my orders? Hahahaha...
!!!I am the king! The king who carries the whole world on his back! The king’s orders must be carried out! The king’s orders are not
Do not tolerate disobedience! I have given you the honor of worshiping my king and following my king’s shadow. You must also repay the honor I have given you. Your blood, your flesh, your bones, your spirit,
Your soul, everything belongs to me, so who have you to disobey my order!"
Hey, hey, hey, little Aloli, where did you find a chuunibyou patient? But to be able to remain calm like this, no, it should be said that it is natural to say such a shameful py-style chuunibyou speech, Li Shushi
He felt that the other party could be considered a talent, but when he thought about having to "fall in love and kill" such a top talent in the future, Li Shushi felt full of tangles.
Otherwise, why not just waste an mp crystal and let the other party kill himself? Who told him to bully his own loli right away?
"Slut, for a teenager, the second grade of childhood sickness is a rare experience in life. But for an adult, the second grade of childhood sickness is really a disease. This disease must be treated, otherwise it will be too late.
There is no chance of rescue."
Is this kind of persuasion useful to girls who are still in the second stage of middle school?
Well, as long as you see the crazy laughter of the blond girl, you will know the result. And looking at the middle-aged girl in front of him who is smiling up to the sky, and his face is even more ferocious, and it is almost impossible to see the girl's original good looks, Li Shuzhen has already felt in his heart
Connect it with a certain red-haired man who claims that he "loves peace and opposes violence" but is more ruthless than anyone else and becomes crazy like no other in the world.
Apart from the big difference in hair color, the blond girl in front of me just needs to dye her hair and put on the cosplay costume of the red-haired man. Basically, she will be the best cosplayer at the anime festival.
Of course, although many middle school girls are actually very loving and cute, just like those lily girls and rotten girls, but for the one in front of him, Li Shushi felt that even if someone gave it to him for free, maybe he would
Thanks for not being sensitive.
Who has nothing to do and plays love and kill each other at home all day long? I'm not the invincible trembling, mouth-talking guy!
Although I think so, the problem is that the middle school girl has already entered the house. And in order to prevent the little Aloli over there from seeing the joke, Li Shushi really doesn't dare to use the trump card of mp crystals easily, otherwise God knows for the sake of his beloved Bang
What kind of excuses would the two little lolita over there with the look of enjoyment use to orchestrate their behavior, and then take the opportunity to make themselves sign an unequal treaty?
White Tiger Meow, look at how much sacrifice I have made for you. You must work harder!
"You are really an interesting guy. It's been a long time since I laughed so heartily at a common man's nonsense!"
Okay. Don't think about things so far away now, let's get rid of the middle-aged girl in front of you first.
"Maybe you were once a so-called king somewhere. But that doesn't mean you are my king, nor does it mean you are qualified to order me. And even if you are qualified to order me, I will not listen to your ridiculous words.
Order!"
"Hmph! As a man who is confused by counterfeit goods, are you so obsessed with it that you even go astray?"
"I don't know why you called Tamago-chan a fake, and I don't know why you were so persistent in letting me hurt her, but I remember very fondly the ups and downs the two of us have gone through over the years, ever since I was still penniless.
Starting from an unknown person, until now, perhaps in the long history of
I left an insignificant name on the paper, and the two of us supported each other and encouraged each other. No, compared to the dazzling Tamago-chan, it was the ordinary me who was encouraged by Tamago-chan more often. I often stood silently.
Behind me, cheer me on, help me take care of those who were left behind because of my carelessness.
I have forgotten all the details, providing me with a safe and warm harbor. In my mind, no one can replace the existence of Tamago-chan. As for you, I don’t know that you, who obviously have no relationship with Tamago-chan before, would be so eager to miss you.
To do this to her, with such vicious intentions, it’s hard to believe that you were once
A famous figure in history. But I also want to warn you, if you dare to try to hurt Tamago-chan again, even if I am a mortal with ordinary qualifications, I will definitely make you regret it for the rest of your life. The sages of our clan once said: 'If you are a wise man, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
In anger, two people laid down their corpses, bleeding for five steps, and the world was in ruins! 'Although I am not talented in learning, I am willing to imitate the sages!"
Although Li Shushi was actually very interested in the "fake things" that the blond girl in front of him kept mentioning, he was even more dissatisfied with the ghost in front of him for his unscrupulous attitude towards Su Xiaololi. That was his own cute lolita, why do you, the blond girl,
A mere outsider dares to shout and kill him whenever he meets you. If he doesn't kill you, your majesty and arrogance will never be the same again.
Although he thinks so, Li Shushi is not sure that his words can really sway the other party. After all, no matter whether the other party is a real king or a middle-class girl, at least one thing is the same, that is, his own judgment.
It is simply impossible for Tongguo to shake their confidence in something they believe in with just a few words.
So instead of saying that Li Shushi wants to make the other party give up his previous idea, it is better to say that Li Shushi is declaring his sovereignty to the other party, showing his attitude on this matter, making the other party have some scruples, and finally returns to the relationship with little Aloli.
Let’s fight the road.
"My husband is the most handsome when he looks like this, and my husband is the best!"
Of course, unexpected gains are not completely absent. Although based on Li Shushi’s understanding of Su Xiaololi, such gains cannot be said to be completely unexpected. After all, although her own loli usually looks like a big sister and drives a huge Lily
Gong Heng is unruly, but as long as she is coaxed carefully, she is actually still a very soft girl~
Of course, as long as he was coaxed, it seemed that Li Shushi's hardness had increased several times in an instant. In all senses...
"Do you have such a deep bond with this fake...Should I praise your bravery or laugh at your stupidity for speaking to the king in such a tone and making such an overestimating statement?"
Sure enough, as if being irritated by Li Shushi's speech just now, the blonde girl's eyes seemed to have changed in some way, from the original bright silvery gray to scarlet color, and she also exuded great authority.
Of course, because of the special relationship between the two people, the blonde girl did all this in vain.
What was even more unexpected to Li Shushi was that after the two of them had been comparing their strength and perseverance for a long time, the one who retreated first was the blond girl who had always been very strong.
And if this wasn't the most surprising thing, when the blond girl withdrew her aggressive aura, Li Shushi vaguely saw the corner of the girl's mouth curl up in a subtle arc.
Is it ridicule? Or is it for some other reason?
Li Shushi, who has long since graduated from chuunibyou for who knows how many years, said that he has long been unable to understand that kind of spiritual world.
However, just when Li Shushi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the blonde girl suddenly spoke again:
"You had a good momentum just now. I recognize your courage to risk your life to protect your friends. So I give you a piece of advice. You'd better not use such rhetoric and loopholes in the future.
He has the nerve to call him a sage after so many stories? It’s just a stupid person trying to belittle the king.
It's just an imaginary joke. How could a king who was brave enough to fight against a sudden assassin turn his face and kneel down because of the intimidation of a decrepit old man? It's really ridiculous. It's ridiculous to quote this.
It’s even more hilarious for you to make jokes to boost your own momentum! Hahahaha!!”
How should I complain about this passage? Should I complain about her being a person who is familiar with the Central Plains culture and still have blond hair? Or should I complain about how a foreigner knew this story from "Warring States Policy"?
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So I hate this kind of inexplicable chuunibyou girl the most.
PS: Note: Several of them are from the "X Story" series, Flame Sisters and Senjougahara Queen. The reason why I use this meme is entirely because the little sister was once called a fake, but after all, such a cute sister is considered a fake.
As long as there is love for things, there will be no problem, right~
ps: Big mistake. I forgot to upload Chapter 135 before and jumped directly to Chapter 136. I didn’t expect that we would also make a mistake here. Fortunately, it can be corrected. Although it does not affect the continuity of the plot, I still hope that everyone can look back.