"I won't say anything, my love for you will never change!"
A figure that was originally beautiful has now become like an evil ghost returning from hell. Not only does it look ferocious, but its voice is also shrill and shrill, like a venting wailing. If it were not possible to determine the identity of the other party, just seeing this picture in front of you
I'm afraid that the scene will never be associated with the name that once could be used as a synonym for beauty.
"I keep saying this over and over again. Whether it's seduction, wēixié or any other means, it doesn't work. This woman is really loyal to that thing called love. I'm a little impressed."
"Is that so? Or maybe the reason why we do so much useless work is just because we open it in the wrong way?"
"Speaking of which, we haven't met each other a few times, but why do you sound more and more like that human being when you speak? Well, not only do you speak in a more and more similar tone, but I really think I saw some things that I shouldn't have seen, such as
Those yellow ones..."
"Xiao Wu, do you want to die once? Maybe you will realize something amazing."
"I said, sister, when did you learn to behave in such a weird way? This is really not like you."
"There is a saying that goes, 'If you don't seek death, you won't die.' There are a lot of things that humans say that are worth pondering~"
"No wonder they are even willing to give away those yellow things. My little blue bird has met his match this time~"
From the shadows, two graceful figures walked out, but apart from the curves that are enough to arouse people's imagination, you can no longer see any other details. They are like fairies shrouded in clouds and mist.
, so tempting, yet thousands of miles away from mortals
"But it's been so many days, and that guy can still hold on, but he can't read much useful information. It's really weird, and even I feel a little frustrated."
Like ordinary people, she stretched out beautifully and showed off her beautiful figure. Just for her own sake, such behavior would not be noticed by anyone except the person next to her.
good sisters
"Maybe we thought in the wrong direction from the beginning."
It seems that girls in palace clothes can always maintain their elegance and calmness. Of course, Li Shushi will never believe this description, because he will roll up his sleeves, even if there are no traces on them, he still wants to tell you about a certain girl who once said something to you.
The "spot crime" he committed, and the expression of the girl in palace clothes at that time was not at all elegant or even ladylike
"Huh? Is it possible that sister has discovered something? I remember that sister, you had a secret conversation with those two little guys for a long time."
"I once asked those two lolita to help me find the whereabouts of that woman within their jurisdiction. Guess what the result was?"
"Could it be that sister, you have found that woman's soul?!"
Sister Xuanwu was really surprised this time. She was a little confused as to why the girl dressed in the White House knew such news and still wanted to interrogate the imprisoned soul, or who the imprisoned soul could be?
"Indeed, although this news is indeed a bit surprising, I was not surprised at first. After all, with that person's method, it is not difficult to divide a soul into several parts. He can use that woman's feelings to do something he can't do.
Even if we have the ability to go to the underworld to verify the things we have seen, we will only be deceived by illusions and..."
The girl in palace clothes looked at Sister Xuanwu with a funny look on her face.
"Isn't it a little strange that you look so surprised? You are the highest official of the underworld. You also proposed this conjecture at the beginning. If this is the case, is the woman's soul split into two parts or more?
It’s the same”
"Haha," Sister Xuanwu showed an unscrupulous smile, "Isn't this just to cooperate with you?"
"Really, I'm still in the mood to joke at this time." Regarding Sister Xuanwu's unscrupulous behavior, the girl in palace clothes criticized her mercilessly. However, such "criticism" was really not a deterrent to Sister Xuanwu.
Stronger
"Then what new discovery did my most beloved sister make?"
"Perhaps the woman we captured is just a manifestation or carrier of an emotion?"
The girl in palace clothes said slightly uncertainly. It could be seen that she was not very sure about her guess.
"Why do you think so?" Rather than a question, it is better to say that Sister Xuanwu has believed the other party's guess.
"Actually, I've never understood why that little guy would encounter something like that. The fruit was obviously made of energy, but he met that woman. I never knew that a human soul could have such high intensity before.
, can resist the energy turbulence that is enough to crush them countless times during the fruit production. It is just because her behavior has a clear purpose and has the emotions we are familiar with, coupled with some misunderstandings from that little guy. Humph! See the beautiful
Women will be soft-hearted.”
"Ahem, when you don't need it, you are 'the human being', and when you are useful, you are the little guy..."
"Xuanwu children's shoes, if you don't speak casually, no one will treat you as a mute~"
"Yes! My most beloved sister!"
If Li Shushi saw this scene, he would definitely shout "So Sister Xuanwu, you also have this day", making such remarks as to seek death.
"Okay, it's time to go back. Remember that little guy said he wanted to...make dumplings today?"
"It's true, I must go and see if my favorite 'Shepherd's Purse Pork Dumplings' are available."
As a result, the two goddesses who started drooling (?) immediately accelerated their pace towards Wusun King City.
However, they may not have realized that not long after they left that place, a mysterious black shadow moved into the place where they had been. Soon some faint sounds came from inside, and then calmness returned.
As if nothing happened
Just as Sister Xuanwu said, the hall of the Grand Prince's Mansion located in Wusun City is now a joyous scene. Not only has the hall been decorated, but many red and colorful decorations have also been added.
These are naturally the customs advocated by Li Shushi
If the main color of the environment around the hall is red, then the main color of the center of the hall is soft white.
"Hahahaha~ White Tiger Meow, this time you should change your name to White Cat. I don't know why I always feel that the job of washing dishes is very suitable for you. Well, there is also washing clothes. Maybe you are also surprisingly suitable.
~"
"Meow! Don't tell me that Meow is all in white, you don't have to be Meow any better, Meow! You are planning to go to mourn Meow~"
"Hmph! Saying these words during a festival is worthy of being a kitten who only knows how to fight with a simple mind."
"It's better than you, who looks like Meow's younger brother, but he's much more popular than you, Meow!"
"Don't be so arrogant, you little kitten. If you can, just make an edible dumpling."
"Meow will definitely know it, and then use Meow's delicious dumplings and Shushi to return lollipops and Xiaoyu's dumplings!"
"Hmph!" x2
Well, it seems like the camera was looking at the wrong corner. But it seems that since the fiasco of the "Lollipop Battle", the relationship between Little Aluoli and Baihu Miao seems to have cooled down rapidly, and Yaya Loli is also there secretly giving Xiao Aluo
Come on Li, it seems that these two magical creatures, Loli and Rota, will inevitably slide to the edge of war in the end.
Or has it entered the rhythm of war?
But take a look at the progress on both sides, and you may be able to understand why even though you have studied many times, you still had to go to Li Shushi and was brutally beaten by Li Shushi, but you could only endure it silently.
They are obviously very good ingredients, but why do they turn into dark hell cuisine in the hands of these people?
Sure enough, to a certain extent, this can be regarded as a natural skill, right?
By the way, if Jia Xu learns such a skill, will the effect of poisonous smoke, one of his best skills, be greatly enhanced?
I always feel that even just thinking about it gives me a shuddering feeling.
"How can you not eat dumplings during the Spring Festival!"
Standing out with completely useless breasts (Hey, hey, how could you have that kind of thing? You don’t have the same gender as Su Xiaololi, and you don’t have the majestic figure of Arnold, so don’t do anything unnecessary.
Fantasy!), Li Shushi said proudly, imitating a pose of a handsome male protagonist in a certain idol drama.
"Is the meat filling ready? Do you need to add a little more salt? What is your taste? Do you like it lighter or saltier?"
“The mutton this time is the freshest lamb meat, so the smell of mutton is absolutely perfect.”
"Is beef really edible? It was really troublesome to eat it once in the Central Plains. It took a long time, and the cows that were slaughtered were old cows that couldn't go to the ground. Although the broth was
It’s very fragrant but the meat is completely chewy.”
"Dumplings~Dumplings~Dumplings~Dumplings~Dumpling family (fog)..."
Of course, as you can imagine, no one responded to him. Everyone was busy with their own things.
It seems that dumplings were born in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. However, Zhang Ji and Zhang Zhongjing, the famous doctors in the late Han Dynasty who first invented them, did not invent a delicious delicacy at all, but regarded them as a way to ward off cold.
medicine, and because it is a decoction, it is more appropriate to call it wontons rather than dumplings.
However, it at least includes several major elements of dumplings. Wrap the fillings in dough, then throw them into the soup to cook, and then take them out and eat them. As for the difference with wontons, it depends on whether you are only scooping out the dry stuff when eating.
Or eat it with soup and water?
However, in this dimension, Li Shushi has been working hard to promote this kind of food since he traveled to Zhuoxian County. It can be said that he can claim to be the first inventor of dumplings in this dimension without any pressure.
Although without the full support of Old Man Tong, it is estimated that Li Shushi would not have been able to win such a crown with his economic level and influence, just like Liu Bei could become the founder of the straw shoe industry, and Zhang Sanye is even more popular.
became
The slaughterhouse and the butchers all admire the same object. In terms of time alone, He Jin should be at least more qualified than the third master, not to mention that it has been recorded heavily in history: "The three ministers in the garden are subordinate to the second minister, and the five gates are
Descendants of Ma Yuan who are noisy but hear the sound of pigs
Therefore, in an era without patent laws, becoming an inventor often did not depend on your intelligence, but on whether you were famous enough. If you were famous enough, even if you were not the first to invent, you only needed to use an invention.
If you use it, everyone will think that you are the smart person. If you are lucky, you can even leave a mark in the history books. This is considered to be completely solid.
Of course, with Li Shuzhen's current level, as long as the existence of dumplings in history is not deliberately erased, he can basically say that he has it in his pocket.
But for Li Shushi, he really doesn't care about this. After all, this thing hardly provides him with any opportunities to make a fortune. On the contrary, if it can spread, he might taste more delicious food.
After all, the wisdom of the people is the most terrifying thing.
"The wheat here is also very good. Maybe we can collect some and go back for research."
Luo He, who had been in hiding for a long time, sighed while rolling out the dumpling wrappers. Seeing her skillful movements, she was even a little faster than Li Shushi who was teaching the moves. Moreover, the dumpling wrappers were also a little thinner than Li Shushi's.
"With such a thin dumpling skin, aren't you afraid of it breaking when you put it in the pot?"
The three princesses, not counting Xuanmi's sister, can barely be called four princesses, are curiously surrounding Luo He.
Although Xuanmi's sister is already considered a hard-working girl compared to the three princesses, when she encountered the extremely difficult action of making dumplings, she was directly knocked down by a single blow. Of course, her sister
My sister is not much better.
However, compared to the three Lolita and Rota whose cooking abilities are subtle and always tend to deviate to more subtle places, the four princesses obviously do not have such bad attributes. After all, they are just ordinary mortals. This is an inevitable result, but
Watching them learn from Luo He seriously how to roll out dough and how to choose the right dough.
The right amount of dumpling fillings and how to shape the dumpling skins quickly and beautifully make people really look forward to their dumplings. After all, at least the dumplings wrapped by their hands do not need to be mosaic or pop out.
The thick smoke with weird colors won’t take on a liver-shaking color and emit scary bubbles.
So it’s better for you guys, White Tiger Cat and Little Aloli, not to waste food there.
Although he wanted to make such a cry, Li Shushi suddenly realized that he did not have the ability to do so.
After being placed in a corner, he can't even perform movements like orz. This is a great restriction on how he can show his frustration!
"Do you only use the symbol orz to express depression..." Ms. Suzaku, who was also unable to help but was very self-aware, came over with a box of cream. The smooth and delicate cream exuded just by looking at it.
seductive feeling
It's a pity that Li Shuzhen can only look forward to the delicious food in his current state, because... Is it possible that he was tied into a caterpillar by Su Xiaololi!
but……
"You can actually communicate with me spiritually. We are indeed destined, Suzaku-chan~"
"Pfft", Li Shushi's answer was a sound like a blunt instrument breaking through muscles and knocking down bones.
"Although it is indeed not exclusive to be friends with you, I'm sorry, you are a good person and it is not suitable for us..."
Oh oh oh oh! I always feel that such a mental attack is more terrifying than the physical attack just now. It is so terrifying that people have even forgotten the pain caused by the physical attack just now, leaving only "You are a good person" in the mind.
The sound of clicking
"Everyone seems very happy, so let me experience this happy feeling too."
Just when Li Shushi was depressed, a familiar voice came to his ears, and then...
"It turns out there are two adults. There are enough manpower here, so I won't bother you two adults. However, my husband 'just' happened to be looking for two adults. It seems that there is something 'important'. Even though it is leisure time now, it is still
Business matters.”
This voice is more familiar, but Su Xiaololi, your husband and I have nothing to do with those two great gods. If you give me two more pure "good guy cards", what else will you give me as your husband for the rest of my life?
The confidence to live
Although I think so, considering that I can’t afford to offend anyone, including Su Xiaololi, I’d better be prepared to become Sister Xuanwu’s “sandbag”.
Prepare for the first impact
Seeing Sister Xuanwu and the girl in palace clothes walking in, Li Shushi's mind rang out a magical and mysterious voice for some reason.
"Okay, I know because of the example of Xiaobai and Xiaohong, the one in your family doesn't want us to disturb the dinner she prepared. Anyway, I just have something to ask you here. Since you are so bored, you tied yourself up.
When I wake up, I think I should have time to answer my questions."
Who on earth would be so bored that he would tie himself up and still successfully complete such a difficult action?
"You~" Although she was stopped by the girl in palace attire, looking at Sister Xuanwu's appearance, she still seemed very eager to try.
"Okay, although it's a bit embarrassing to talk about these things in such a busy time, I do have some doubts and want to get answers from you, so I hope you can tell me in detail what you know.
"
"Well... my memory is not very good. If it happened too long ago, I'm afraid I won't be able to remember it clearly."
"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't deliberately deceive us. And if you forget too many things, Xiaowu and I have other ways to remind you~ But the process will be a little~ painful~
~"
Looking at the flowery smile of the girl in palace attire, Li Shushi felt the sorrow coming from his soul.
ps: ps: Thanks to Lao Ma’s Tiantianjiang for giving me two monthly passes again. I’m so touched to say...
ps2: It looks like there will be a solo concert by Li Yugang on Beijing Channel at 10:30 tonight. I am looking forward to it.
ps3: "Academy City: The Upside Down Law", "Naruto no Moon in the Water", you can think about it when you are relaxing