"Ah~ This feeling is so refreshing that you can't stop."
A group of horse archers galloped across the vast grassland. The galloping horses' hooves stepped through the green meadows, bringing up a bit of cool but not biting wind. People can enjoy the happy feeling of speed without being too fast.
Quickly turns the wind into a deadly killer.
Yes, after a busy winter, spring has finally arrived, and the time has come to the fifth year of Chuping.
However, the Chuping reign did not last long, and news came from Yanzhou that Han Emperor Liu Xie appeared in Cao Cao's army in Puyang, East County, and announced a change of Yuan Dynasty to Jian'an and a general amnesty for the world.
Then all the princes in the world were in an uproar.
The only ones who expressed silence on this matter were Liu Yan and Yuan Shu.
Speaking of which, one of the two intends to become the Tu Emperor or even the Emperor himself, so Liu Xie is naturally happy to see his legitimacy questioned. The other also wants to be the emperor, and even the Tu Emperor disdains it, so he
Adopting a wait-and-see attitude, he turned around and continued to concentrate on attacking Yangzhou, which seemed to be crumbling.
As for Xuzhou, because there were so many people making noises, most people ignored their voices.
Gongsun Zan of Youzhou, Liu Yao and Yuan Yi of Yangzhou were busy with their own affairs, and naturally their voices also lacked attention.
Although the rest of the Fly Camp Gogou can be said to be the dominant party, if calculated carefully, they can only protect themselves and have no ability to make progress.
Therefore, there are only three people who really made a sound that shocked the world: Yuan Shao from Hebei, Liu Biao from Jingzhou and Li Xue from Guanxi.
Together with Cao Cao, it seems that they were the allies when the two Yuans were fighting.
But things seemed to be falling apart because of the emperor.
Well. In fact, even without this incident, the alliance was not strong, because just before the Spring Festival, Zhang Ji, the governor of Nanyang appointed by the Bingzhou Army, took advantage of Liu Biao's suppression of the rebellion in the four counties of Jingnan and led his troops to attack.
Wancheng, the seat of Nanyang County. If Liu Biao had not made a decisive decision and ordered the troops to cut off their tail and turn back, Zhang Ji's troops would have fought directly outside Xiangyang City like Sun Jian did.
Even so, Liu Biaojun could only fend off the enemy in the Xinye area.
You can imagine how angry Liu Biao was when he received the news, and how fragile this alliance of mutual interests would become.
The incident where Emperor Han suddenly favored Puyang was just the last straw or the trigger that broke the camel's back.
So Liu Biao issued a statement, claiming that the emperor in Puyang City was a fake and a puppet concocted by Li Shushi. He also warned Cao Cao to recognize the situation, kill the fake emperor quickly, and work with Liu Biao to defeat the national traitor Li Xueyun.
As for Yuan Shao, he did not think that the little emperor was a counterfeit product created by Li Shushi. He had enough channels to get the information he wanted from Guanzhong. Li Shushi's words full of loopholes had naturally come to his desk long ago.
Yuan Shao had never believed in the so-called "respectfully asking the emperor to choose the place of his choice". In other words, any careerist with a right mind would not believe Li Shushi's words. But Yuan Shao could not understand Li Shushi's choice.
, or in other words, when Li Shushi attacked Guanzhong, Yuan Shao was actually already thinking about how to deal with the little emperor.
It was precisely because of this thinking that Yuan Shao also believed that Cao Cao was the most suitable candidate for the young emperor.
After all, Li Shushi was just a nouveau riche with the vision of the nobles. He was a hot potato with the emperor. Yuan Shao had too many ways to incite the nobles in Guanxi to give Li Shushi troubles, and even learned from the experience he had in Hedong.
Yuan Shao's methods will be more subtle this time, and the power of overt and covert rebellion sometimes even exceeds direct rebellion.
The nobles could not fight against the eunuchs, because eunuchs represented the majesty of the emperor or the empress dowager. It was also difficult for the nobles to fight against their relatives, because in many cases the relatives themselves represented the interests of some aristocratic families and could support the unstable imperial power behind them.
However, the imperial power behind Dong Zhuo and Li Shushi is not strong enough, and they do not have the blessing of aristocratic families to unite enough public opinion support, so their ruling foundation is naturally weak. Unless you have the ability to "let you slander me" like the Qin State during the Warring States Period
, I am standing tall and immovable", and then eventually strengthened itself and weakened other countries through encirclement and suppression again and again, and finally unified the world.
It's a pity that Qin's unification of the world took several generations and more than a hundred years to succeed even after Shang Yang's reform. It was possible to succeed after such a long time because of the endless battles of the Six Kingdoms of Kanto. Yuan Shao believed that he had enough ability to do it.
In a short period of time, the strength of the six countries of the past will be accumulated, and by then the Bingzhou Army will no longer be a threat.
What's more, Yuan Shao also knew very well that the relationship between the Bingzhou Army and the Xianbei people was like mortal enemies.
However, these are all future fantasies, not real problems.
The real problem is that he, Yuan Shao, still needs to face Gongsun Zan, who is still difficult to deal with even though he is in full decline. The power in his hands is not yet comparable to that of the Bingzhou Army, which has become famous after taking Guanzhong.
If Yuan Shao gets the emperor himself, he can certainly "hold the emperor to order the princes, and hold the emperor to fight against his ministers", but there is no guarantee that it won't be long before things like the emperor's blood edict will be spread all over the world, although Yuan Shao doesn't know what else is going on.
It was a "clothing edict" in the history of the plane, but Yuan Shao also believed that Li Shushi had prepared something similar long ago and that it was genuine.
What made Yuan Shao finally give up the idea of asking for the emperor from Cao Cao was Li Shushi's subsequent move to "damage the chess" - sending the former Sikong Zhao Wen, the former Yizhou Governor Zhong Shao, the former Taichang Yang Biao, and the former Guang Luxun Deng Quan
, the former guardsman Sun Rui, the former Tingwei Xuanbo, the former Dachangqiu Miaosi, the former infantry colonel Wei Jie, the former sergeant Zhong Zhu Zhan, the former archery colonel Jujun and others formed a group to go to Dongjun.
The ostensible purpose was naturally to congratulate the emperor for choosing Cao Cao as the prince to protect his safety, and to return all the emperor's ministers back. Although the number of ministers left in the court was limited due to the war in Guanzhong, the remaining ministers
These are all extraordinary.
As for secretly, Cao Cao didn't know whether to laugh or cry for these "talents" who knew current affairs, while Yuan Shao looked at his head as big as a bucket, because Li Shushi didn't just send a few people, but sent their family members in Guanzhong
The members were sent over together. How should Cao Cao arrange these people? Li Shushi didn't want to care about it and didn't plan to care about it. Anyway, Li Shushi's own ears were much cleaner.
As for Yuan Shao, after hearing that Cao Cao had a recurrence of his head wind due to this news, he laughed three times and ordered everyone to give up the idea of welcoming the emperor to Xindu in the short term. After all, the struggle between the local faction and the foreign faction under his command has gradually become public.
The transformation made Yuan Shao extremely disturbed.
Moreover, if there is anything more annoying than such a batch of old fried dough sticks that cannot be moved or killed, it is that Li Shushi made it known that he is already preparing the second batch...
Well, it should be said that this is the Gyeonggi region. Fa Zheng has already plowed through the prison, and Li Shushi has sent away a lot of people. But when I turned around and counted, I can still make up another echelon. Even Li Shushi
There is also a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.
However, when he knew the reaction of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao when they heard this "strategy" jointly designed by Guo Jia and Fazheng, he was happy.
Sure enough, happiness based on the pain of others... is the most loving~
"Haha. Shushi, keep up, keep up, are you still thinking about your 'performance' at the Spring Festival Festival?"
You little fairy, you forced me to do this!!!
"Tamako-chan, Fengxian just told me that he wanted to act in another scene with me and asked you to come up with a script."
Humph~ Let's die together. Anyway, at this time, Su Xiaololi will deliberately pretend not to know what Xiaoqiang said just now, even if she heard clearly what Xiaoqiang said just now, so that this time you will know what it means. Zilong Jiang is gone and you are gone!
As for the others, most of them were lying on their horses and unable to get up.
Well, Diao Xiaololi and Xiao Lingqi are especially exaggerated. People have to lament that it is true that "it takes three years to learn well and three days to learn bad". Did the sweet, cute and a bit silly Lu Xiaololi fall into the Lily Palace?
How long did it take for my lower belly to become a little dark?
Just thinking about those stone benches and city bricks that were "accidentally" crushed by Lu Xiaoluoli, Li Shushi felt like his eggs were broken, but the instigator was standing there, as if he didn't know what he had done.
Look.
Don’t be so dark if you are naturally black, it can really kill someone!
Well, the reason why Xiaoqiang's "unintentional words" caused such a result is that we need to go back to what Xiaoqiang said is the most important ceremony at the beginning of the year - the Spring Festival Festival.
As I said before, the Winter Festival represents the beginning of a year of recuperation, while the Spring Festival represents the beginning of a year of hard work. So usually during the Winter Festival, people will have some entertainment or sacrifices based on the autumn harvest.
The event, as a thank you for God's gift, over time turned into a grand Winter Festival celebration.
When it comes to the Spring Festival, especially the ceremonies held during the Spring Festival to pray for good weather throughout the year, and the ceremonies to worship the earth for plowing the fields, are particularly grand. They are important sacrificial activities that must be taken seriously by the emperor and the people.
Li Shushi presided over this event as the chief official many times both in Xihe and Bingzhou. However, he also did the bad behavior of being too lazy to hand over the event to Cheng Yu, just because he was a special being with "someone above", so
Even this behavior seems to still allow Bingzhou to maintain a relatively good year for many years - at least it is much better than the surrounding areas.
But such good days did not last for a few years.
The key lies in a certain evil-minded Royal Sister - yes, the Xuanwu that makes Li Shushi both painful and happy.
Li Shushi said that he was wronged. He was really wronged. It was obviously just a joke during playtime, but the royal sister actually took it seriously. She also acted in a rare way and acted cute. As for coercion and inducement, it was commonplace.
Mental preparation.
The most satisfying (sad) thing (painful) to the point of (desirable) is that Huanglong girl, who usually doesn't like to join in the fun, actually got out of her own accord, pulling Suzaku girl along with her and looking at Li Shushi with bright eyes.
, completely blocking all Li Shushi’s escape routes.
As a result, at the Spring Festival Festival in Bingzhou, all the original serious sacrificial activities were cancelled. Instead, Li Shushi was the chief director, Li Shushi was the chief producer, and Li Shushi was the main actor, integrating singing, dancing, opera, cross talk, and acrobatics.
A large-scale party with no theme and no performances in the evening.
All in all, the original serious and solemn festival was completely replaced by an extremely unserious Li Shushi special shameful play.
However, I don’t know what everyone was thinking. When Li Shushi proposed to change the original festival into a farce that could make any moralist scholar wake up from his coffin, he actually got everyone from Cheng Yu and Lu Bu to the little ones around him.
unanimously passed by officials.
Although I don’t know why this group of guys who seemed a little sluggish and weak in speech finally passed this proposal that even Li Shushi himself felt was a bit excessive. After all, this is like the solemn and grand ceremony of the Confucius Memorial Ceremony or the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor Ceremony in the future.
The ceremony was replaced by a pop song concert and a clown competition, probably even if ordinary people could not convert the local
When officials are torn apart, their superiors will cut them into pieces, and then it won’t be long before various news media will appear such as “Officials in xx took bribes and committed suicide out of fear of crime”, “Officials in xx embezzled money”
Decades later, it will still remain as one of the biggest jokes of this century among people's after-dinner jokes.
It's a pity that everything can't be repeated. After all, Li Shushi has been forced to sign the alliance under the city. Several great gods even ordered Su Xiaololi to supervise Li Shushi's work progress as a supervisor... Well, in fact, just seeing Su Xiaololi's face that is about to cry without tears is incomparable.
If you want to hold her in your arms and pity her cute face, you will know that the so-called "supervision" is just a synonym for co-production.
Question: What should I do if I meet Su Xiaololi who wants to vent her depression?
Xiaoqiang's answer: As long as it's not towards me. (Su Xiaololi's comment: Seeing that you are strong and energetic, I can leave all the physical work to you.)
Zilongjiang’s answer: Just stop asking me to wear those weird clothes and act in those weird dramas. (Su Xiaololi’s comment: You. It’s you. Don’t look around. You have beautiful clothes to wear, but you still act so shamelessly.
I don’t want to. I don’t know if I can’t wait to change three sets of clothes a day. If it weren’t for the limited conditions, do you think I would wrong myself so much? So, you know.)
Jia Xu's answer: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me... (Su Xiaololi's comment: Get up and work!)
Cheng Yu’s answer: Your Master Zhou Mu has already accumulated too much work, please don’t burden me any more. (Su Xiaololi’s comment: Please give priority to doing these things well, and then there will be nothing for you. Cheng
Yu replied: Guaranteed to complete the task!)
Lai Ying'er's answer: Is there anything I can do to help? (Su Xiaololi's comment: Please concentrate on sorting out the lollipop ingredients on hand, and send lunch to your husband later. Don't let Ning'er eat it secretly. Everyone
sense.)
Diao Xiaololi’s answer: But, the food made by Sister Su is so delicious~ (Su Xiaololi’s comment: If you think it’s delicious, don’t run away and make enough food and clothing yourself, otherwise be careful that your portion will be given away more next time
Something. Diao Xiaololi replied: Sister Su, please don’t do this. I don’t want to be taught any more about “sister’s salty hell”.)
Ma Qing's answer: My Qiang opera has been completed, why not let me participate in the choreography of the neon dance. It looks very interesting and the idea is very novel. And the "Li Shushi Breaking Formation Dance" also looks very majestic.
It reminds people of a lot of past events. (Su Xiaololi commented: I'm sorry, madam, Xiao Nie still needs your care, please don't forget this.)
Zhen Xiaoluoli’s answer: I still need to study, I still need to study, I still need to study... (Su Xiaoluoli’s comment: This is also a kind of learning, and it will be scored according to your performance and included in your final grade.)
Li Shushi’s answer: Let me rest, I want to be free. (Su Xiaololi’s comment: The hole is wide open for dogs to crawl out of.)
White Tiger Meow's answer: It's so fun, Meow~ Meow feels so excited, Meow~ (Su Xiaololi's comment: Step aside and don't make trouble, otherwise be careful and I will tell some sisters to spank you.)
As a result, such a subversive Spring Festival ceremony kicked off with countless people looking sad.
It is impossible to hide such a thing from everyone, not to mention that too many people are needed to act as actors, stages and auditoriums need to be built, and various props are needed, and countless business forces are involved.
For most people, they don't care what the festival is like, because no one knows whether such a festival has any effect. No, or everyone knows very well that such an activity has no effect at all. After all,
Those officials from other counties work conscientiously every year
Festivals, and then there will be floods, there will be floods, droughts will still not see a drop of water, locust plagues, snowstorms, etc. will not stay away because of the piety of those officials. Instead, merchants and travelers from south to north will
It can be learned there that the governor, who often did not appear at the festival, was doing well under his rule.
At least it's much better than those dog officials who randomly distribute money through festivals.
So they don't care about the content of the festival. It would be more satisfying if they can have some fun. Even some local powerful people have similar ideas. After all, there are so many bad people in the world, and they don't want to see divine punishment from heaven.
Give
Take it away, oh, no, it seems that I heard that Dong Zhuo, the man who killed a thousand swords, suffered a thunderstorm, but unfortunately he didn't die. So if a farce ends, it may still make the mythical beasts in the sky happy, and then
This has given me a good year.
Okay, we all have the truth.
Li Shushi, the major shrines that originally reacted the most intensely to this matter, also had high hopes for them, but these guys suddenly shut up collectively three days before the festival, and the reason for shutting up was unknown to these pretentious masters.
They were very secretive, but from their evasive eyes, we could guess that they had either been threatened by some terrible person, or had been tricked by some terrible person.
As a result, no one can stop this subversive performance from making its debut.
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