"Sir, are you kidding me? Not to mention that ten thousand of them together are not enough for your family to deal with alone. There are also brothers like Bo Ren and Zhong Kang who can fight one against a hundred.
The fierce generals who make Meng Dewan drool over your bodyguards, and your bodyguards are also veterans who are one of the best in a million. You say I protect you? I think it’s pretty much the same thing. Well, Zixiao is being polite."
"Look at my flying kick, Xiao Li!" "I'm dodging~!"
By the way, who would have thought that Cao Zixiao, the "ghost" who is usually so majestic in front of his subordinates, would have such an unknown side? Although for some of Cao Ren's old subordinates, they actually know even more unreliable people.
Cao Ren.
"But Zixiao, I really don't mean to tease you. It's not like you don't know what kind of place this is. Even if you lose your head, you won't die. But, you said I finally came here,
I went out without gaining anything, this..."
Can you still live after losing your head? Is Li Shushi telling a joke?
However, Cao Ren was not surprised at all by his words. After all, if it were said in any other place, this statement would never be true. Even if a certain Lu Xiaoqiang was turned into a Xiaoqiang by Li Shushi, it would still die if its head was turned around. But this is the only one.
Here, in this special space, Li Shushi would not die even if he was cut into pieces, not to mention just turning around like his senior sister.
Well, maybe someone has already remembered it - yes, that's right, Li Shushi ran into the fruit illusion again, which was constructed by him but was so deceptive that even he himself had a dark eye on what was about to happen in this space.
.
"...Um, lord. Please, may I ask where this is? Why, why does it feel like I'm in another world?"
"Ah, don't worry, Uncle Zhi, this is how it is here. You may feel strange when you come here for the first time, but you will get used to it after you come a few times. If it doesn't work, just look at how calm I am. Okay.
There will be plenty of time to experience this place after that. If you really don’t understand the situation, I’ll explain it to you. And you guys, don’t look around, check it out for yourself first.”
It is said that ever since he was poisoned by the fruit due to his weak body and lack of supplements (probably), Li Shushi has been using the fruit cautiously under the supervision of Su Xiaololi. Even if he can find relatively free time, he will not be like those gods.
Play the same
I clean up n copies a day. Then my attribute points keep jumping up. I finally become a god-like existence. From now on, I can punch Xiaoqiang and kick Zilongjiang. I can use the classic evil as a windmill. As for Old Man Tong,
Well, it seems that respecting the elderly is still a traditional virtue in our country, isn't it?
What? Why didn't you mention a certain lolita? Ahem, cherish life, please stay away from cruel and violent lolita, don't say it was unexpected.
Of course, if you are really addicted, I will give you a sentence as an epitaph in advance: nodonodiewhytry.
In a year, the number of "comas" may be less than six, which means that on average, I only have one such event every two months.
But looking back now, I always feel that that sudden and somewhat inexplicable "out-of-body" journey was extremely suspicious, because what he saw at the time did indeed seem to be some kind of illusion, but if the images of the four holy beasts were even
just listen to the sound
He can think of everything (except for a certain cute boy), which can be attributed to his "experience" in his many years of stay at home, so the fantasy of the Huanglong girl, who he has never heard of before, is exactly the same as what he has seen with his own eyes.
It’s really worth pondering.
Of course, all of this is Li Shushi's guess, and this somewhat heartless guy only started to have such speculation recently, or to be more precise, it was the Huanglong girl who told him about the story between gods and humans.
The story came about later.
Because ever since he heard that story, Li Shushi had an inexplicable feeling that the smile of the girl in palace attire always concealed the sadness that could not be resolved, just like a strong girl with a heavy burden on her shoulders, facing difficulties with a smile.
, but could not hide the fatigue inside.
People who don't understand her can only see her beautiful figure and magical abilities.
But those who can understand her a little bit see the heavy pressure that makes them breathless even if they only feel a scaly claw.
Can Li Shushi understand that unforgettable girl?
Well, don’t expect too much from this emotionally timid former otaku, but don’t underestimate his intuition in certain aspects.
"Okay, the novelty has worn off, so let's get together. Well, you don't have to stand up, just do it. Yes, I'm talking about you, Chen Dao. And there's no need to remember, no need to remember, no need to remember at all, at work.
What do you remember about me? Yes, it’s you, Yishan."
However, after putting down the pen and paper that had escaped from nowhere, Yang Fu couldn't help but glance around. Although he had heard about Li Shushi's magical fruit for a long time, this was the first time he had truly experienced it.
——It’s not that the Hanyang Yang family doesn’t have enough capital to exchange for this kind of miracle with Li Shushi.
It exists like a miracle, but because Li Shushi has told them some of the magical properties of this fruit, so no matter how talented he is, the young Yang Fu is still an immature boy, just like what Li Shushi said just now
, if you die here, no one will die, but you will waste a precious opportunity.
It is said that there are few people who are as lucky as Zilong Jiang. Even if they fail, they can still learn several strategies that have nothing to do with the light cavalry profession they work for. People have to lament that a person who is beautiful is easy to let others down.
All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.
So it's really not a big deal for little Yang Fu to show such "youthful feelings" at this time. It can even be said that except for Cao Ren, an experienced guy, and Chen Dao, a magical being who has turned on the "golden light" mode, the rest
Several people, including a certain fake dead ant, were secretly looking around with their eyes murmuring while I wasn't paying attention.
In fact, isn't it just a tattered marching tent? Even the elite troops around Li Shushi can no longer see it. Only the second-line troops can find something with such an "ancient" atmosphere. Besides, the furnishings in the tent are also very...
It's crude. But it's definitely not that different from the world two thousand years later. I really don't know what these guys are curious about.
Okay, let us selectively forget the performance of the first group of guys who entered the fruit illusion.
Of course, because it was basically a "stand-alone version" at the time, instead of the old bird leading the new subordinate copy like now, the dark history of the past is just dusty in the mind of the individual, and it will probably be a dusty memory forever.
Bar.
Their current state is quite similar to the state before the start of each mission in Infinite Horror. Although there is no legendary protective layer that can isolate the internal and external areas, it seems that no one has the mind to take care of this group of people in this tent for the time being.
, perhaps in the eyes of these people, this tent is no different from the ones next to it. And the people inside are no different from each other.
Hmm. Even if I find two girls who should not be there anyway, and I see a few beings who are really a little too young, but because they have replaced the presence of the weapon holder, they will not
It won't cause any trouble.
It's just that the owner of the weapon or armor needs to pray that the period of time that left a deep impression on the owner was the time when he was tortured in a small dark room like a revolutionary martyr, or the years of passion with a gay man. Otherwise, such results will be harmful to women.
It's too cruel for a child. Maybe he can survive without anyone watching. Otherwise, he might as well commit suicide.
Of course, for a straight man who couldn't be more straight, Li Shushi said that he would never expect to encounter such a plot.
However, because the world depicted by the will of the universe is not the world of wolves, such a thing should not happen... right?
This time, a total of eight people including Li Shushi entered the dungeon, which once again broke the historical record. Moreover, because of the introduction of a new generation of magic circle technology, the original eight small dungeons were merged into one super large dungeon. Although it could reach
This effect also has the effect that all the weapons used to make the fruit are from the same era (you ask Li Shushi why he knows... ahem, if I
Do you believe that these were all found in a certain ancient tomb that was excavated and from a group of captured tomb robbers?), but you still have to worship a certain great scientist loli. If such a loli
If I have the opportunity to participate in a quilt-grabbing battle in the future, I guess my job title will be either caster or scientist. Anyway, they are all the kind of research madmen and black technology maniacs.
Needless to say, Li Shushi, Cao Ren, as the only reliable and experienced person here, can be regarded as half of Li Shushi's bodyguard and military advisor. Although Yang Fu and Sima Yi are both very smart, they have played too few copies, so they are not familiar with the various characters in the fantasy world.
I don’t know much about the mines and pits in the sky - of course, maybe a certain dead ant has seen something more powerful before.
The four-person group headed by Chen Dao, Lu Meng, Wei Yan and Xia Houjuan had the opportunity to obtain the "Fruit Fantasy Journey" which is extremely precious in the eyes of ordinary people. It was probably entirely because of someone's conscience. After all, not only did Lu Meng's
The brother-in-law cheated him to death, and even made Xia Houjuan almost faint from crying in the toilet. Wei Yan was about to face the danger of being torn alive by his mother who discovered that he had run away from home.
Even Chen Dao, who seems to be the only one who has not been tricked by Li Shushi - can you not be moved by the fact that such a good girl has taken the initiative to defect to you? Not to mention that Li Shushi still has the kind of hidden passive house attribute. If it weren't for a certain lolita back then.
Being proactive, it is estimated that Li Shushi is still living alone until now... Of course, it is also possible that he is carrying out a more evil plan to cultivate Guangyuanji.
All in all, there are benefits for women chasing men, not to mention the benefits of beautiful women. If it is a beautiful and capable talented woman, and it is the kind of existence that makes you admire directly, it is estimated that if it had been anyone else, it would have directly transformed into someone with big eyes.
You must be a marshal.
Anyway, it was also a surrender. Li Tong, who had worked under Yuan Shu for a long time, would not have such benefits even if he took his subordinates with him.
Of course, although a certain ghost is also "loyal", due to institutional problems, it is destined to be insulated from this fruit illusion in this life... Well, facing the increasingly tough Su Xiaololi, Li Shushi did not dare to vouch for it.
There are already too many surprises.
I briefly explained some precautions in the dungeon to a few rookies, because this time it is a new mode. Although there are more people, the power is greater, but the scope of the world becomes more grand because of more perspectives, and these weapons
The eras are quite a long time ago, so it would not be surprising if we jump into some strange era and encounter some even stranger things.
It feels like a mouthful to say. But in order to have fun with my friends in the next time, I have to say these things clearly.
There were continuous military camps outside the tent. Li Shushi didn't know how many soldiers were stationed in this camp, because his field of vision had been filled by the tents, and the only thing he felt was noise, which made him frown.
The noise was very loud, which meant that the military discipline of this unit was not good. Especially after the whistling sound of whips could be faintly heard in the air, the noise could not be suppressed, which strengthened Li Shushi's initial judgment.
And this is where Li Shushi frowns. After all, as an experienced general, Li Shushi knows very well what the combat effectiveness of a unit with poor military discipline looks like. Although whether military discipline is strict cannot be directly equated with the level of combat effectiveness,
Even for some foreign righteous followers, their poor military discipline is often inversely proportional to their combat effectiveness. But it is undeniable that although the combat effectiveness of troops with poor military discipline may not be bad, their fighting will is often unbearable to watch.
If the war goes smoothly, perhaps nothing will be seen. But if the war does not go smoothly, the worse military discipline is, the easier it is to collapse.
Although Li Shushi has participated in more than one and two wars in the fruit fantasy world, whether it was the winning side or the losing side. Originally, he should be considered to have rich experience in handling various situations. However,
Because there are too many newcomers this time, he would rather hope that the content of the dungeon can be simpler, and he can comfortably push it all the way and then comfortably improve his attributes.
Well, even imagining it feels like a dream, because experience tells him that even if he can finally win, the process is extremely difficult, let alone failure. After all, although the horizontal push flow is comfortable, it is difficult to become a weapon.
The most profound memory of the holder is just like we usually have a deeper impression of cups than washing utensils, because the emotion of sadness and despair can obviously stimulate our cerebral cortex more, and then plow a deep hole in our cerebral cortex.
Deep ravine.
"The first thing is to collect intelligence. Yishan and Zhongda are in the same team. Zixiao, you pick two, and the rest are mine..."
Then there were the figures of Cao Ren dragging Lu Meng and Wei Yan away, and Li Shushi and the two girls standing there with their eyes wide open.
Speaking of which, Zixiao, you don't have to trick me like this. I'm really happy that you kept Chen Dao, but you kept Xia Houjuan... Do you think I was tricked badly enough by that guy Miaocai, so you want to come too?
Kick it, and sure enough, all the cuts are black.
Li Shushi felt that he was about to have the power to summon a blizzard now - without the help of a certain gem.
"Hey~ brother, do you know who we are going to fight? Why can't we find our general's flag after looking for a long time?"
Although he was facing the resentment of a certain girl behind him, Li Shushi was still able to ignore it and just treated her as an NPC.
Of course, the person Li Shushi was trying to talk to was also an NPC. Although he didn't look very well dressed, the soldiers around him seemed to be afraid of him, even the soldiers over there who were whipping people with whips.
Don't dare to approach him.
Such people are either ruffians in the army, or very dignified grassroots soldiers among the soldiers. No matter which one they are, Li Shushi feels that it is a good idea to choose the other party as a limited target for collecting information.
Well, if it's the former, it's fine. As long as it's not a too tricky character, Li Shushi, who is getting better and better at playing with zombie energy and domineering energy, feels that he can still handle it. It's a pity that he can't summon his treasures, otherwise the chance of winning should be
Bigger.
As for the latter... it would be better to give him a good beating. Seeing that this guy does not have a "plump" or muscular body, unless he is unlucky enough to encounter the innate supernatural power of the ribs and ribs, but to count, from the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors all the way
By the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Tian
The number of people with strange phenomena probably cannot exceed the number of palms - it is said that Chong'er, the second overlord in the Spring and Autumn Period, can be counted as one, but Li Shushi expressed doubts; if Xiang Yu, the overlord of the late Qin Dynasty, is there, there is no doubt; Wu Zixu, who likes to whip corpses
, Li Shushi is unreliable no matter how you look at it.
Of course, the last one...well, this one is familiar to Li Shushi. It is Zhou Cang who was ravaged by Xiao Qiang a while ago.
Children's shoes.
Li Shushi didn't notice whether Zhoucang's children's shoes were ribbed or ribbed, but they were indeed very powerful. His movements seemed a little clumsy, and he was the kind of MT who could fight and resist, but when he encountered thieves, he
If you are a sensitive profession, you will be blinded. No,
In fact, there is no need for thieves to come. The previous few people who tortured him are not weaker than him. In terms of skills, they have directly outperformed the wild Zhou Cang through day after day training. He doesn't know how many streets, allowing Li Shushi to
I am really disappointed with this legendary figure.
However, Li Shushi did not dare to tell such a thing, because he knew that if he dared to say so, Cao Ren would dare to risk his life. After all, the group of crooked melons and cracked dates he accepted were all left by Li Shushi. Even if Cao Ren protested to Li Shushi
Yes. But it's a pity that such a protest turned directly into the enthusiasm on his face and the sorrow and indignation in his heart under Xiaoqiang's gloomy smile.
Of course, he probably felt that Cao Ren's children's shoes were a bit miserable, so a certain evil-hearted Cheng Yu made the final stab:
"After competing with Fengxian, do you think you can still suppress those better guys?"
So, classmate Cao Ren said that he had enlightenment. He really had a profound enlightenment.
Okay. I just want to prove that Li Shushi is ready to fight. Whether it is for intelligence or for the friendship of men, I believe that this battle is inevitable, and it can also be tested by the way.
How is your level?
Well, you can also think that Li Shushi wanted to test the difficulty of this copy through the strength of the NPC.
result……
"I don't know who to fight. I don't care who the general is. I only know that I am the slave of the Huang family. I will fight whoever the master tells me to fight. I will fight whoever the master tells me to die."
Without saying a word, I asked me to serve soup and water, and I worked diligently."
Well, although it is indeed a little bit gratifying that you don’t need to fight a game to obtain information, it also proves that you get what you pay for - after saying this for a long time, it is not the same as the NPCs in those games.
Similarly, unless there is a mission, you will only repeat words and phrases that have little meaning, and the more Japanese-style RPG, the more serious this situation is.
However, Li Shushi said that he would not give up, so in the next period of time, Li Shushi surrounded the NPC who looked very "different" and did not know if he was a slave or a slave, and the people passing by looked at him like he was dead.
With his appearance, he kept chatting up, teasing, and trying to kill himself, completely ignoring the veins that had popped up all over the opponent's NPC's body.
Does Li Shushi really regard this place as the legendary holographic online game that is completely controlled by the brain and has a degree of realism of up to ninety-nine?
Probably so, but the time he wasted on talking is not entirely useless. In addition to making the unusual-looking npc have veins popping out all over his body, he also thoroughly confirmed that the other party was indeed the person he was.
Not a small existence.
Even if he is a slave, he is still a servant of his master who has a noble status and cannot be offended by ordinary people, and is a member of the ruling class.
It turned out that the guy over there who was whipping people with a whip originally planned to come over and give Li Shushi a beating and drive him away. He probably wanted to please this special slave, but it was just a look of disgust.
The arrogant guy in front of the others then retreated. As for the other people around him, they just whispered there and didn't dare to stop and watch.
"I have seen many kinds of slaves, but it is rare to be able to speak well like you. I guess you are not an ordinary person. Meet my master. If you have the ability to be appreciated by your master, then in order to be able to let him
The master is assisted by talented people, and I am willing to endure what just happened. If you cannot get the master's appreciation, then use your hands to find the last way to survive. Either kill me and guard the master instead, or die.
As a reward for what you just did."
Although it seemed that the problem would be solved with fists in the end, Li Shushi once again had to look at this guy who didn't know whether to call him a slave or a slave with admiration.
It is said that a slave who can pay attention to all kinds of talents for his master is considered a rare treasure, or even if he is a slave, he is definitely a slave at the level of a housekeeper, because only people of this level are qualified to recommend the people they value to their master!
Sure enough, it was worth setting the target on this guy from the very beginning!
As for whether I can pass the assessment?
Although I dare not say that it will be a piece of cake, but with what I have now, it should not be a problem to become a master or something.
Pan Sen: The theme of the title comes from a sketch at the Spring Festival Gala. Time has changed and people have changed. How many years later this year, the "King of Sketch" that was once popular all over the country has become a wonderful existence that everyone is shouting about now. Sure enough,
Life is like reincarnation, no matter what, it is difficult to escape... (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!