55. If you want a good harvest, you must please the goddess
"The script for this episode is correct, right?: ."
"Why does your husband have such an illusion?"
"According to a normal script, shouldn't it be that wherever the protagonist goes, a lot of weird things will happen? Even when walking on the road, there will be unscrupulous n-generations who will come and give the protagonist costumes 13
A slap in the face or something like that. Instead of just closing and opening your eyes like now, you just arrive at the place, what about the plot, what about the conflict, what kind of 'tide' is there!"
"That's why I say, sir, that you don't even have the wisdom of a mortal."
"I'm sorry. I sincerely apologize to those mortals whose IQ has been dragged down by me."
"My husband, do you think that with a luxurious guard like Sister Xuanwu, anything can happen along the way?"
"Because of reasons that cannot be said, we have reached results that cannot be said."
"I always feel that your husband's statement seems to make people unable to help but think about it."
"Aha... But there's no problem in jumping here suddenly. After all, it always feels like I've skipped something very important."
"If you think it's too much, I have a battle report here. Would you like to see it, sir?"
"Where are you from?"
"Kotoyo~"
"It's not like Sun Bofu pushed forward all the way and watched the wind and shadow escape wherever he went."
"Probably, I heard that there was a young general named Gao Chong under Liu Yao. He ignored General Liu Yao's orders and led his people to find Sun Ce in an attempt to assassinate Sun Ce on his own... or maybe he was just too much.
I want to be famous, but who knows?"
"What's the result?" It sounds a bit like the Battle of Shenting Ridge, Taishi Ziyi's famous work from another dimension in history, but the impression seems to be that there was an unknown young general beside Taishi Ziyi. I don't know after the war.
Whereabouts... Could it be this high-ranking favor? It seems that the private research experts seem to admire the unknown young general very much, and his military strength is even considered to be higher than that of Tai Shici.
"It seems that the two sides fought fiercely for more than thirty or fifty rounds. Then they were captured alive by Sun Ce."
"Uh..." It feels so bad. Although Sun Ce in this plane passed the battle with Yanshi, it seems to be much stronger than the information he got from the history of another plane. Even Xiaoqiang would be a little bit confused if he is not careful.
There is a possibility of defeat, but this result is not an exaggeration.
"Then, sir, is there anything else you want to know?"
"Forget it then. Now I want to know what Mr. Huanglong and Mr. Xuanwu want to do. They brought us to such a ghost place, but they just threw us here without a trace after they came. I always feel that there is something wrong.
It feels like a shameful play.”
"Then just think of it as a vacation. After all, my husband has always wanted to be a salary thief."
"It would be okay if it were summer and autumn. But it's so cold now. Even if you come to fish, you have to dig a hole in the ice for half a day. Moreover, the ice layer is more than four feet thick by visual inspection. Marching on horseback is not a problem at all. That is, 'Jade'
'Zijiang, please change it to normal
It is estimated that a dozen big men who have been busy for most of the day can dig a hole in the ice for fishing. There is no sense of vacation. Besides, aren't you afraid of someone coming, Tamako-chan?
Are you going to disturb our 'holiday'?"
"Those grassland tribes were strictly ordered not to come near this place by Sister Xuanwu in some way. It's winter anyway, so I guess no one will violate it."
"I don't think so. If all the people on the grassland are human beings, Master Xuanwu may still have a 70-80% chance of achieving his goal. But with those 'mysterious people' here, Master Xuanwu naturally doesn't need to worry. But
We..."
"Then there is no need to worry. I am here to ensure that your husband is safe and chubby before returning to Jinyang~"
"It doesn't matter if I don't have the last word, I am determined to be a strong and handsome man."
"Ah! It's commendable for my husband to want to be strong, but for handsome men... it's better to wait for the next life. There probably won't be any chance in this life or the next life."
"What you said, Tamako-chan, makes so much sense, I'm actually speechless."
From a distance, it looked like a tall and mighty brother accompanying his petite and cute sister. Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli were walking by the lake, listening to the "creak, creak" sound produced by the squeezing of the snowfield from the soles of their feet.
, looking at the endless snow fields and glacial lakes. Feeling the cold wind that was constantly pouring into his body from all angles through the gaps in his clothes, Li Shushi felt that only Sister Xuanwu would regard the weather in this place as...
Supreme enjoyment.
In fact, Li Shushi could see it from the last expedition to the Western Regions. This Xuanwu Royal Sister is indeed the sacred beast in charge of the north, and she is really not ordinary cold-resistant. When I think of the testimony of an anonymous person, "Sister Awu lives in
It’s a place where even cats don’t want to go near it. They always feel that as long as they stay there for a while, even the cat’s soul will be completely frozen.” Naturally, Li Shushi felt extremely sad about having to fall into such a bad environment now.
accurate.
The most important thing is that because of Sister Xuanwu, there is no human habitation nearby, not even a place to live.
Not to mention boiling water for cooking, it felt like any kind of flame would be extinguished by the biting cold wind.
Perhaps it was because she had anticipated this that a certain Suzaku girl simply hid without a trace.
"Don't worry, my husband, I will definitely not let my husband eat ice cubes."
Well, at this time, I can only rely on the almighty Su Xiaoluoli, although Li Shushi is really a little less confident this time.
The place where Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli are now, as mentioned just now, is a sea of ice and snowfields. Although there is an extremely dense virgin forest a little further away, if those towering trees can be transported back to Jinyang, every
Each grain can be exchanged for a large amount of money, and it is definitely a good material for making various beams, but unfortunately it does not bring them a house to live in.
Even Li Shushi knew that with Su Xiaololi's ability, a simple house could be built in a few days.
Only a few hours later, Li Shushi had to swallow what he had just said back into his stomach - this is not to say that Su Xiaoluoli really built a house in these few hours, but a certain person
Sister Xuanwu used her powerful abilities to build a rather gorgeous mansion.
"Uh... Even if it becomes the Crystal Palace, it's not an exaggeration."
"Hmph~ Although it's nothing. But it can still open the eyes of those little ignorant people."
"Actually, we don't need such luxurious things on weekdays. Seven feet of space is enough. But I don't know what happened to Xiao Hei today to make such a big noise. It's just more than last time.
It’s just two people.”
Huanglong Young Girl's words made Sister Xuanwu's face turn red and black immediately, but compared to her aura in front of Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi. Sister Xuanwu was very respectful to Huanglong Young Girl, even if it was exposed
Even though his dark history was revealed, he was stunned and lifeless.
But even so, Li Shushi still felt that he was very shameless. After all, he came from the era of the explosion of knowledge. Although he could not say that he knew everything about astronomy and geography, he knew everything, but he still did.
know ancient times
During the Battle of Weinan, Mengmei Jushi proposed the "Ice Fortress" to Cao Cao. In modern times, the famous Eskimos used ice as building materials to build strong and warm igloos, which can be said to be a well-known special area.
special buildings.
To a certain extent, the reputation of the igloo is even higher than that of the stilt houses in Yunnan and the Hakka earth buildings in Fujian.
With a sturdy house that can shelter from wind and snow, the next thing will be much easier to handle. There are endless various animal and plant resources in the surrounding original ecological environment, and Li Shushi's bean bag also contains enough
Good thing, even sleeping bags and other things are prepared - although it looks like two saints
Beasts probably don’t need these things, but Li Shushi is just an ordinary human after all, and Su Xiaoluoli is trying her best to look like an ordinary human (which is actually impossible). Enjoying delicious food and getting enough rest is obviously what humans do.
Fun is the easiest thing to find in this harsh environment.
The only thing that slightly surprised Li Shushi was that Huanglong Girl seemed to have similar interests to him.
I don’t know whether this is a habit that the holy beasts have picked up because they have lived too long, or whether they have some strange attributes or preferences that are their basic attributes, and they have continued from the beginning.
Now.
"Anyway, let's see what's in store for dinner tonight."
"I agree very much with this. Xiao Hei's craftsmanship has not improved much after all this time. The only thing is this..."
"Don't blame me. Who is the person who secretly made 'stick' and 'stick' candy to satisfy his craving and ended up making something dark?"
"That's White Tiger Meow!"
Where has the witty and calm yellow dragon girl who always called the white tiger cat "Xiao Bai" gone?
"So don't change the target."
"My lord, it seems that neither of you is very hungry, so let's start with dinner."
"Oh~ OK~ By the way, Tamako-chan, what delicious food are you having today?"
"Hmm... let me see. There are stewed poster meat, salt-roasted Omul fish, steamed lobster, braised conch meat, boiled conch, salmon fish dumplings, and shark meat soup.
The staple food is freshly baked pancakes mixed with corn flour and corn flour.
Personally speaking, I didn’t want to do so much. After all, I don’t know how long I will stay here, but Sister Huang Long thinks that the first meal here should be more sumptuous. So my husband is in for a treat tonight, but don’t be too late.
I’m so stressed that I can’t move anymore~”
"Um... Tamako-chan. Can I ask you a question?"
"My husband, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask."
"We...we should still be in the inland area now."
"I can't answer this question myself. I need to ask two adults."
"It's right in the deep inland of the north. Even though the area in the south looks like a vast ocean, it's actually just a big lake, but it's just larger in area. Xiaohuang and I can guarantee this.
"
"Then why is our dinner filled with hard-to-eat seafood?!"
Although Li Shushi already knew the answer to the question he asked at this time, at least in front of these people, he still had to put on some pretense. After all, this was the attitude he should have.
It's just a pity...
"This acting skill is just like your performance on stage, it's so bad."
"Bad review. Xiao Shushi's acting sister can only give you a bad review. It's really... so fake."
Well, it really can’t be hidden from this group of ‘women’ who have piercing eyes and even possess foul mind-reading abilities.
"This... I have indeed read about it in some ancient books before. And Tuoba Liwei seems to have mentioned it before, so I still know a little bit about it. It's just that I only heard about it before, but now I finally saw it with my own eyes.
, and it really makes people sigh at how big the world is and how full of wonders it is!”
The last sigh was indeed Li Shushi's true feelings. After all, how could he have the opportunity to travel to such a far away place in his previous life, let alone eat the magical inland seafood that has been fetched at very high prices in the future.
Yes, inland seafood. It is probably the only one in the world that has no other name.
This is called Hanhai, but it is the largest freshwater lake in the world. It is said to have endless secrets. Even if humans are given another two thousand years, they will not be able to fully unlock all the secrets. In the future, it will be named "Lake Baikal" and the most bizarre place in the world.
freshwater lake.
Although Li Shushi is still lying, historically speaking, the Tuoba tribe did settle here, and it was a long experience from the first deduction to the second deduction. It was here that the formation of the Tuoba tribe was gradually formed.
Later, the ten surnames of Xianbei. However, compared with the warmer climate in the south, the winter here is obviously not something ordinary people can bear. Probably only fighting races can take root here and take pleasure in it. They even played "flower"
There are so many different ways to commit suicide.
Interrupted by Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi, the two holy beast girls no longer exposed each other's dark past, which was definitely fatal for both Li Shushi and Su Xiaololi, and instead looked at Su Xiaololi's cooking together.
Here are some very tempting delicacies.
"Boy, let's discuss it. You return this one of yours to me. You haven't used it anyway. I'll find a few more for you. They will definitely not be worse than the one you have now. Sister, I
At least on this point, I have absolute confidence.”
Probably because she was asking for help. Sister Xuanwu's attitude seemed to be more amiable than Li Shushi had ever seen before, and she even had a girlish smile to please. However, this smile was a little bit like the sly smile unique to those old foxes who scheme against others, but instead
It weakens the credibility of her words - of course. Even so, as a sacred beast of one party, he is capable enough to take responsibility for her words.
only……
"Please forgive me for my firmest refusal." You must not waver at this time, even if you are tortured!
"Really don't think about it anymore?"
"No, I am very happy to be able to get Tamako-chan. Maybe other people may give me more happiness, but compared to that kind of illusory expectations, I think it is best to seize the present. And retreat
Ten Thousand Steps Says, Even if Newcomers Can Give
I have more happiness, but Tamako-chan has brought me enough happiness even far beyond my imagination. I am already very satisfied, and I have even lost my ambition in this regard, so for me as long as
It is enough to protect this happiness."
"Boy, don't toast or eat as a punishment~~~!!! I can give you this happiness, and of course I can take it back."
"Although gods have the majesty of gods, mortals also have their own ways of resistance. Just like the story Master Huang Long once told me, when gods trample on human dignity wantonly, perhaps the power of one or two people is too small to be able to do anything.
It’s scary, but when all human beings wake up, I think even God will be moved.”
"Hoo~ Are you threatening me?"
"No, the boy is just stating a fact."
"What kind of facts?"
"My subordinates all know who I am traveling with. If I were unfortunately buried here, how would they react? Will they do some irrational behavior in anger?"
"Hoho~ Your wings are hard, so you dare to resist, right?"
"No, I just want to show Master Xuanwu my determination to protect this rare happiness that I have."
"Well said, well said, Xiao Hei, you are now the villain, I will stand on the side of justice~"
"Is it just like it used to be..."
"Xiao Hei, what are you talking about?"
Huanglong girl didn't seem to hear what Sister Xuanwu said, but Li Shushi felt strange, why did he feel that he heard it clearly? Could it be that Sister Xuanwu said it to him specifically?
If this is really the case, then what kind of message does Sister Xuanwu intend to convey to herself?
"I said it's time to eat. If it's cold, it won't taste good!"
Although he knew what Sister Xuanwu was hiding, Li Shushi couldn't figure it out for the moment - so he simply stopped thinking about it. Anyway, these holy beasts who didn't actually live on the same level as him were talking about something he couldn't hear.
This was not the first time he understood something. Over time, Li Shushi had become accustomed to ignoring the unclear and serious things these guys said.
Even if there really is some dark history, just like the things I heard just now, for the sake of life safety, regardless of whether he understands it or not, forgetting everything is the best choice.
At least it's much better than being given "artificial amnesia" after actually hearing something you shouldn't have heard.
So it’s time to eat well.
"Yeah, yeah, this seal meat is good. Although the meat tastes a bit rough and seems to be similar to horse meat, it tastes very chewy and the size is suitable for seal meat."
There was a miraculous reaction with the soup, and they complemented each other very well. Together with the wild mushroom soup, it brought out the fishy smell in the seal's meat. It is really a rare delicacy."
"As long as your husband likes it, that's fine."
"However, after eating such good seal meat, this lobster lacks a bit of flavor. Although I know that you are very good at Tamako-chan, the taste of the dish just now was too strong, so I felt a little bit
I can’t get over how delicious lobster is.”
"It doesn't matter, I also have very good fruit wine here, which can help you taste any delicious food without the same situation as before. In addition, there are also rice wine and dipping sauces that are suitable for eating with fish and meat. I suggest you give it a try.
try."
"You little guy has collected so many good things. All of them are mine!"
So, Huanglong Girl, is it really okay for you to be so cute? And I always feel that the eyes of Sister Xuanwu beside you are even brighter.
"Oh oh oh ~ this Omul fish is delicious." After tasting a glass of "iced" fruit wine, it was just like Su Xiaoluoli said, those slightly light dishes have the flavor of the ingredients themselves.
reflected.
So Li Shushi couldn't help but praise loudly again.
On the one hand, it's naturally because Su Xiaololi's cooking skills are really excellent. On the other hand, it also has an "ulterior" purpose.
"Yes, it was pickled with just a little salt and then grilled directly with pine branches. This not only ensures the original flavor of the fish, but also adds the unique aroma of the pine branches to achieve the most perfect fusion. It's very
'Great'."
"It's really amazing."
"It's a pity that such a big fish takes more than ten years to grow."
"But there should be a lot of fish like this in this sea-like lake. Even if you open your belly and eat it hard, you probably won't be able to finish them all in a while. There is just so much lake water. I'm afraid it won't dry up for hundreds of years.
.”
"Although it's a good idea, but... it's too far."
"That's not easy. Just conquer this place in the future, then build a summer palace nearby, and come here in the summer. Not only can you eat delicious seafood inland, but it's also such a cold place in winter.
, it won’t be very hot in summer.”
"But you should know that the colder the winter, the hotter the summer, right? Don't you feel it after living inland for so long?"
"Maybe it's because there is a big lake around Jinyang. In the summer, it feels better there than in other places. The lake here is bigger and broader, so it should be cooler."
"So, what you just said were all beautiful words. Human desire will never have an end."
Although I feel that the two cannot be confused, there does not seem to be much basis for refutation.
After all, Li Shushi was also a radical who once shouted that "* is the ladder of human progress."
Although that was just the dark history of my sophomore year.
"By the way, what are you two adults doing here this time?" Li Shushi, who had a rare moment of tact at this time, decisively changed the subject, "and he even called us over. How can we help?
"
Unfortunately, the only person who answered Li Shushi was a look of "no words" from the Huang Long girl, and the fact that the delicious food on the plate in front of him was rapidly decreasing.
Well, as expected, "eating without speaking" is not only a certain kind of table manners, but also a truth summed up by the working people through their blood and tears in the eating battle! q