Well, in fact, this is nothing new. In fact, Li Shushi had already been related to the Wusun King as early as when he was in Wusun. However, due to various reasons and concerns, the marriage was not made public.
However, they both have children. The nobles and ministers of Wusun, as well as the Ban Fu of the Western Region Protectorate, Zhang Tai and others did not feel that there was anything strange or objectionable about Queen Wusun's "having a child before she was married".
And everyone knew that this was the case.
As for Ma Qing, theoretically she should also be Li Shushi's wife, because as the widow of the Huangfu family, she married into the Li family under the strong support of Huangfu Song, the head of the Huangfu family, and there was even a substantial relationship between the two.
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But what makes people feel a little embarrassed is that due to Li Shushi's hypocrisy at the beginning, although the two parties had a verbal agreement, they did not really get married. Or according to the current situation, they lived together but did not get married.
Didn't get a marriage certificate.
Well, it seems that Li Shushi really has the qualifications to be a beast.
As for Nero-chan, who has always been by his side, because he is a ghost, he does not have human rights and even belongs to another realm.
Well, judging from this point alone, Li Shushi may be slightly comparable to the Bei Feng Emperor who is famous in all planes.
Ahem, okay, I feel that if this topic continues, Li Shushi's moral bottle will really be devastated, even though this bottle has experienced hardships again and again before, which can be said to be thousands of times.
It is full of holes, but if you can, you can protect it or protect it, just like those people who know that they are about to die but still raise their arms and shout in the ICU to beg those in white clothes to use all kinds of staggering sky-high prices to save themselves.
All in all, although he was no longer a junior brother after he came to this world, and he had already graduated from the fff group and abandoned the glory of his identity as a master, but if you look at it from the perspective of marriage alone, the two lifetimes add up to nearly half a million
Years ago, Li Shushi was still "a big girl getting on the sedan chair for the first time", a real first experience in life.
Logically speaking, such an important moment cannot be too solemn and lively, but...
"The wedding... I feel like it's so troublesome. I might as well cancel it and just have a fun time, eat, drink, and have fun."
Looking at Su Xiaoluoli with a nonchalant look on her face, Li Shushi really didn't know how to evaluate her.
As for Loli Zhen and Loli Qiao, who are supposed to be the protagonists but are actually just foils, they lack enough say in this matter, so at most they can only express themselves with longing eyes, wondering if they can be accepted.
Comments received.
Well, Li Shushi said that she had received shortwave communications from two lolita.
"Even if it's just a ceremony, it's still necessary. Don't Tamago-chan like to wear auspicious clothes that can only be worn at weddings?"
It's a pity that Su Xiaololi didn't show any expression of interest. Instead, she frowned slightly, as if thinking of some bad memories, and then as expected, she firmly shook her head and refused. This reaction naturally caused the two lolita next to her to show their expressions.
A very disappointed expression - it can make Qiao Loli, who usually does not have many expressions on her face, show obvious emotions, which shows how disappointed she is in her heart at this moment. After all, not everyone can agree with Yiduo
Compared to the weird Su Xiaololi.
So as expected, as a man, you should still work hard and try to save her again.
"Why does Tamago-chan dislike holding this wedding so much? This should be a once-in-a-lifetime event."
Still no answer, still frowning... Wait, I just said clearly that this is the "only time" in this life, but Su Xiaololi doesn't seem to have the reaction that a girl should have, even if she knows that this loli is not human.
Attributes. Maybe he had experiences that he didn’t understand before he was driven by Sister Xuanwu to come to him, but important matters such as marriage...
Although he didn't want to admit it, Li Shushi's thoughts still drifted to nowhere, and they seemed to go further and further away.
After all, any man would feel ashamed in front of someone like Su Xiaololi, not to mention that Li Shushi was not one of those kings who expanded territories and achieved hegemony, nor would he have any pride of his own "forever".
"My husband, I just find it troublesome to get married. Why did my husband become like this in a blink of an eye? Is it possible that I will call him 'Qing' from now on?"
Although the word "Qing" has always been used by people with high status, only when it comes to husband and wife, it is usually the man who calls the woman "Qing". If the woman calls the man "Qing", either.
It's a joke, or just like Su Xiaololi is doing now, she is obviously using a coquettish way to express that Li Shushi's performance is very "not manly enough".
Well, although Su Xiaololi's previous experience is a complete mystery to Li Shushi, they have been together for so many years, and the bond and trust between them are not false, let alone Li Shushi, who has a modern soul.
existence, although I don’t have much love experience, if I hadn’t come to
In this era, with Su Xiaololi's conditions, let alone a history of marriage, even if she still carries several oil bottles, it is probably not his turn to show courtesy. All kinds of princes, nobles, and high-ranking officials only need a certain lolita.
If you are willing, you can definitely circle the earth more than once, and it doesn't seem to be difficult to trigger a large-scale war.
Therefore, even if there is such a small flaw, it really is not a problem. In other words, even if he really knew this situation, Li Shushi felt that he was relieved.
Let's call it a man's false self-esteem, but this kind of more popular Su Xiaololi is obviously more willing to get close to Li Shushi than the kind of fairy who "can only be watched from a distance but not played with". He feels that they can help each other and grow old together, rather than like
Just like those fairy tales or various oral legends, beautiful
Although the beautiful fairy is married to a human and even has a lovely child, when the sisters from heaven meet each other, or when they find Hagoromo that was once hidden by her husband, they will turn into that magnificent and brilliant one.
The fairy bird waves its beautiful and slender wings and flies to the nine heavens beyond the reach of humans.
"So, what does your husband think of me~ His eyes are getting weirder and weirder."
Sure enough, even Su Xiaololi couldn't stand Li Shushi's increasingly weird gazes, and once again started to get angry.
Or are you planning to use this method to hide something?
I don’t know if he has some other preconceived ideas in his mind. Li Shushi felt that Su Xiaololi’s actions today seemed to be slightly different from those in the past. Although he couldn’t tell what the difference was, he felt
But he was constantly reminded of this different existence. Even he himself felt that this different feeling probably came from his own emotional changes to a large extent. After all, how could the ever-changing Su Xiaololi really let him see it?
There is a flaw.
"Well...since my husband is looking forward to it so much, I am naturally happy. Although it is really too much trouble."
In the end, Su Xiaololi finally agreed to Li Shushi, although it felt that the tone was not so much a refusal between lovers, but a mother's accommodation of her wayward child, or... before she was about to make up her mind to show off.
of delay.
Why do you think of this possibility?
Li Shushi felt that he seemed to be a little too neurotic. Sure enough, he was about to face such a major event that he had never experienced in his life, which made this man who still had a little inferiority in essence feel an unreal feeling.
Or is this the legendary "premarital anxiety disorder"?
That's really a bad mental state.
Fortunately, with Su Xiaololi's acceptance, Li Shushi could clearly feel the excitement and emotion flashing in the eyes of the other two lolita on the side. The poor faces that turned a little red due to excitement somewhat cured Li Shushi's inner anxiety.
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Although apart from such a little mental comfort, the two lolita could not give him any other substantial help to relieve the inexplicable pressure that suddenly emerged in his heart. After all, these two lolita were too weak even from the perspective of contemporary people.
A bit smaller.
What choice should I make?
Okay, actually it’s not that complicated. It’s actually not that difficult to have a good sleep with your cute Loli-chan.
In fact, what really gave Li Shushi a headache was what happened after the wedding intention was truly established.
It can even be said that Li Shushi felt helpless.
Because the First Emperor vigorously promoted the new system of "books with the same text", coupled with the turmoil at the end of the Qin Dynasty, many books from the Six Kingdoms were lost in large quantities. Among them, Confucianism can be said to be one of the most affected doctrines. By the time of the Han Dynasty,
When we wanted to develop relevant theories, we could only try to piece together the words of the sages through some fragmentary copies and oral transmission by old Confucian scholars.
As a result, the succession of generations ultimately resulted in the inability of future generations to accurately inherit the teachings of the sages. Although most of the future generations continued to work hard to find the lost civilization, the barriers of the human heart hindered the realization of all this, and no one would pursue it.
Retreating from the path of truth, even if the direction we are looking for is clearly in the opposite direction...
"Sir, which theory should we adopt? Is it better to adopt the theory of Dade? Or is it better to use his nephew Dai Sheng? Or the version of Liu Xin's father Liu Xiang who likes to smuggle in private goods?
Well, actually Zheng Kangcheng’s version is also good, with similarities and differences from ancient to modern times. But it’s up to you, husband, to decide which one to use~"
Therefore, there are several types of ritual steps involved in holding a wedding that you can refer to. Although each type is only slightly different, because it involves the issue of "sect", you can still become those Confucian scholars.
The trigger of the debate.
Although Li Shushi had the magical golden thighs of Su Xiaololi, oh no, it was the help of the top student Loli... Did he say something that couldn't be said? - He carefully looked at the people around him who were no more than three meters away from him.
A certain loli who was only inches away from me, but fortunately, even though she said it was troublesome and troublesome, when she was busy, she was more serious and careful than anyone else, and her face was filled with a smile of happiness and joy, even if
Even though you can't see it with your eyes or hear it with your ears, you can still feel her happiness.
Shouldn't this be considered another kind of "saying you don't want it, but your body is very honest"?
Ahem, in short, because the academic tyrant Loli united with a group of old masters from the Imperial Academy to revise various documents, thus forming the so-called "Bingzhou Academic Faction". But even so, some old scholars still like to never know where they are.
Find chapters and excerpts from the "orphan copy" I got, and then try to challenge the fighting power of the top student loli. Even if you lose in despair in the end, you will still enjoy it.
By the way, it’s true that all the ladies have turned into a bunch of jerks in front of the top student loli.
Having said so much, you should be able to understand what exactly Li Shuzhen is worried about now.
"Keep everything simple. For things like this that no one cares about, keep everything simple."
Of course, Li Shushi's remarks were naturally greeted with blank stares by everyone from lolita to husbands. Perhaps this group of literary masters are no longer arguing about academic issues, but feeling the "
The joy of exploring”.
"Since we have been discussing it for so long, how do we proceed with the processes of 'accepting' and 'asking for names'?"
Well, actually, this is probably what really gives Li Shushi a headache.
Li Shushi does not need to worry about other process matters. He only needs to follow the decided steps like a puppet on strings according to the requirements of "professionals", although such a process may be difficult for the body and mind.
It's a harsh test, but as long as you think about the rewards after this test, you don't need to care about any fatigue.
On the contrary, the so-called necessary steps for a wedding that Li Shushi asked about are the "big troubles" that really seem to be difficult to solve.
For example, "nacai", which is known as the first of the six wedding rituals, is actually called nacai to make people understand more clearly - the man brings various gifts to the woman's house to propose marriage. As for how valuable the gift is, it naturally depends on the man.
The degree or demand for sluts, because this is not Asan’s country, and women are not completely losers, so this item is extremely important even in modern times, and has even become the only important thing in marriage. As for other things, it is completely
It is an insignificant existence.
But when it comes to Li Shushi, let’s not mention Qiao Loli, who has no parents or even relatives. Where did you ask Li Shushi to propose marriage? Is it possible that he needs to take the gift to Guo Jia and hand it over to Qiao Loli’s sister Qiao Xiaoluoli?
What? Then wait for Little Loli Qiao to get married and then ask Guo Jia to send things back or something. It’s so useless that it hurts.
For Su Xiaoluoli, who also has no idea who her parents are, where should you ask Li Shushi to send the wedding gift?
Logically speaking, as Su Xiaololi's absolute immediate boss, Sister Xuanwu and Huanglong Girl, who can probably be managed by Sister Xuanwu, are a good choice. But speaking of these elusive beasts, they have always been the only ones who have trouble with Li Shushi.
Li Shushi simply couldn't find their home base to realize counter-killing, which is something that can't be realized but can be a dream or something. Or should you let Li Shushi pile up the betrothal gifts at the Xuanwu Shrine on the outskirts of Jinyang?
If you are not afraid of scaring the priests, demon kings and beautiful girl warriors in the shrine, give it a try.
Although it feels like something serious has been messed up, I just ignore it.
But even though I was worried about scaring people, what really scares people is not the gifts, but the people who receive the gifts...probably people...ouch!
Although he didn't know who was beating him, Li Shushi felt that it would be better not to continue explaining (writing) and dying (death).
Although several holy beast masters don't mind coming out for some air and fun occasionally, and they don't even mind if ordinary people see their human forms. In fact, whether it's the guards around Li Shushi or the ordinary people outside Chigu City
, even if it is impossible for everyone to guess these "strangers" appearing around them
Who are the "people"? At most, they only know that they are a group of great guys. There is even a rumor circulating in Jinyang City to this day about "As long as you can see the shop owner and provide enough and good enough materials before the other party becomes impatient."
You can get a super awesome weapon that is perfect for you."
But these are all based on the premise that these people do not know their identities.
Just like those high-ranking kings and nobles in the story, they occasionally conduct private visits and so on, and experience various things as ordinary people or slightly less ordinary people, or watch or participate, no matter what, it seems
They all enjoyed it and had a great time. But if they were really recognized,
Without their identity, they will feel very bored, especially when the people around them have to look at them with a kind of reverence or fear because of their identity, they feel particularly bored, not because they don't enjoy other people's
Respect or fear, it just makes their game boring.
Therefore, Li Shushi 100% believes that if he really delivers the gift to Xuanwu Shrine when he receives the gift, then he will definitely make a sound like killing a pig that night, although in name he must have received some fruit that can improve his abilities.
This is a natural excuse in everyone's eyes, and the most important thing is that Su Xiaololi will never provide him with the slightest support.
When you have Yujie, you forget about men. Sure enough, Li Shushi is definitely at the very low end of the family's food chain.
However, considering the harvest problems of the people under the rule in the next year, even if there are any complaints, they can only be swallowed in pieces.
[I didn’t expect that our kind-hearted help would be treated in such a disgraceful manner. It’s really sad.]
Sure enough, it's better not to offend Sister Yu casually, otherwise the consequences will probably be terrible.
[Now that you know it, what are you going to do, little guy? 】
Well... Speaking of which, Master Xuanwu can be regarded as Tamago-chan's elder.
[Ah~ You guys can make up your own minds about that kind of thing. After all, I am not a bad woman who marries bad people. Of course, if some guys are too stupid, I don't mind making them "smart".
Coming soon.]
[Xiao Hei is right. The book is true~ I heard that you are getting married, and we are going back to support it, so don’t let us down. If we don’t have enough fun at your wedding, hey, this girl is a little bit better
I’m not threatening you either~]
Okay. Although the Yellow Dragon Girl appeared in time and rescued Li Shushi from the pressure of Sister Xuanwu, why does it feel like she has fallen into another bigger trap? Huanglong Girl, you are hacking me!
"...So for some reason or another, maybe our wedding can be a little more lively?"
Although Loli Zhen and Loli Qiao looked at Li Shushi with surprise in their eyes, Loli Su didn't seem surprised at all. However, there was nothing surprising in the first place. Li Shushi would be fetched by Sister Xuanwu from time to time.
It's not surprising to vent a little, or rather, it's surprising to be calm for too long.
"Then what do you plan to do, sir?"
"As expected, it's better to get everyone together, eat, drink and have fun all day long."
Such a statement was naturally met with dissatisfied looks from the two lolita and a tilted head from the other lolita.
If he had known that things would turn out like this, it would have been better to have followed Su Xiaololi's suggestion. However, Li Shushi did not expect that such a solemn and solemn occasion would become a place for those "superiors" to vent their anger.
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From a certain perspective, it should be said that this is Li Shushi's sadness.
"Husband, you don't need to worry about anything. You can be prepared boldly and confidently. There is no need to deliberately try to please a few adults. Anyway, as long as it has some novel feeling for them, they probably won't like anything that is too deliberate.
.and……"
Speaking of this, a sly smile appeared on Su Xiaololi's face. She looked like a little fox that had stolen a fat little hen. If there was a fox tail inserted behind her straight butt, she would look like a little fox.
It must be swaying from side to side now.
Could it be that there are other hidden meanings in those words just now? In addition, the thing after "and" is also very concerning.
It's just that Su Xiaololi doesn't intend to give Li Shushi too much time to think...
"Since my husband is also tired of those red tapes, but he also hopes that the wedding will be solemn and interesting to please the two sisters and several adults, then shouldn't he please me first~"
"Oh oh oh~ Tamago-chan is so good! I pounce~!"
"My lord husband, this is not what I want!!!"
Although he said so, the body being hugged did not resist at all. Instead, he actively cooperated when being rubbed by Li Shushi. Therefore, the tsundere loli who has an upright body and is really the best~
!
Oh, by the way, those two over there, don’t just look at them, let’s all have fun~
That day, the area near the study room of the Zhou Mu Mansion became a place that the servants avoided, because there would always be "strange" sounds coming from inside, which made people's bodies become strange.
Of course, that day also became a "black history" that a certain loli "didn't want to mention" in the years to come.
(Friendly reminder from Su Xiaololi, the quotation marks in the last sentence are for emphasis, and are definitely not meant to be ironic~ Uh-huh~!) (To be continued...)
