After a small commotion, the wedding can finally go ahead.,
After that, there will naturally be an oath, then worship to heaven and earth, elders, husband and wife, etc., because of the previous declaration actions, they are directly canceled. Anyway, if you separate heaven and earth and worship one more time, you can get the "three"
"This number, which has a very special meaning, does not feel any sudden, and even for many people, this kind of etiquette is extremely normal.
Although heaven and earth are closely connected, they are considered two different systems most of the time. The contents of prayers when worshiping are also different, and the worship activities may even need to be carried out in different places.
But subtly, Li Shushi felt that the difference between heaven and earth in this time and space did not seem to be that big.
You see, the representatives of the sky are the four cute beasts that are generally thought to be acting cute on the side, and of course the yellow dragon girl, who is the boss of these four guys, is the general representative among the representatives, and can have the legendary seven lines on her arms.
Gang, an awesome existence known as "Captain of the Universe".
As for the representative of earth, in the history of another dimension that Li Shushi experienced, it should be Empress Houtu who used her body to fit Taoism, or Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who jumped into hell to encircle his territory, and of course the Taoist preacher
The real person Tai Er in the film is the incarnation of Yama, and then he took over the place with a group of younger brothers and became the so-called Ten Palaces of Yama.
No matter what religion you are in, you are always extremely concerned about the cycle of life and death, the River Styx.
But in this era where there are some real gods talking about things, there seems to be no such thing as a real god. Maybe there was a god who was in charge of this matter, or according to a certain yellow dragon girl, with the advancement of mankind,
Mother and Nuwa went from praying for human beings to leading human beings to expel the gods who did not regard human beings as human beings. Those gods who once appeared in this world are no longer hiding anywhere - they are not completely dead, but
He was forced into hiding by humans.
According to the rhythm of popular novels, he is probably licking his wounds in some corner, and then preparing to become the boss behind the destruction of the world.
So now, things related to the earth are managed by several holy beasts - the green dragon of wood in the east, the white tiger of gold in the west, the red bird of fire in the south. The Xuanwu in the north is water, so as the leader of the four people, the central earth
Huanglong is naturally the boss of the earth.
It would be nice if you knew such secrets. Huang Long girl said that she likes to keep a low profile.
Although Li Shushi couldn't figure out why the Yellow Dragon girl liked to keep a low profile so much. She didn't even have a shrine. Unfortunately, when she asked her several times, she only got a smile without saying a word, and the last smile was very scary.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, I don’t want to say it, let it go. I even used strategic threats. As expected, accompanying the gods is like accompanying a tiger.
Hiss~
I felt the pain from the top of my head caused by something hitting me. There was no redness, swelling or bleeding at the place where I was hit, but the pain felt like it could split my head. It was like this.
What powerful power could increase the sensitivity of his brain nerves tens of thousands of times, so that even a slight movement can cause serious consequences? Although this kind of thing seems a bit magical no matter how you look at it, Li Shushi happens to know that there is
Then there are several powerful people who can do this.
Of course, the most important thing is that two of them are not far behind him.
That's right, I'm talking about you. That slutty girl who secretly turns her face and smiles happily!
After the ceremonial things are over, the highlight of the wedding banquet comes next - although according to the habits of this era, the etiquette is the most important, but this statement is just to fool others. In fact, in this venue
No one from top to bottom took that kind of rigid thing too seriously, otherwise they wouldn't be able to let Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli make random changes.
After all, in times of great strife, not only the original order is collapsing, but also the etiquette passed down from ancient times will often collapse at this time. Although it will be re-established in the end, it will definitely be changed to reflect the new atmosphere.
Although it cannot be said that the Bingzhou Army will definitely be able to create a new dynasty now, if it is just something like a wedding, it will not make most people feel uncomfortable. As for those old academics who may not be used to it and have qualifications, it has been as early as
Over the years, I have been brainwashed by Su Xiaololi in repeated arguments. Even if it is not thorough, at least I will not take the initiative to let Su Xiaololi slap me in the face.
Of course, even if it doesn’t involve issues related to the general trend of the world, a former magician like Li Shushi would also prefer the second half of the wedding - eating and drinking plus dance and music performances, even if it is not about dancing, music or eating at home on weekdays,
I can manage it enough, but even if Li Shushi likes to be lively, it is impossible to be lively when eating. Those well-educated girls can really implement the style of "eat without speaking". If you want to talk to someone, if you want to talk
If you don’t have enough, you may be met with a blank stare.
How can I talk freely with my acquaintances like now, and no one will say anything even if I have a fistfight and a drink.
In a word, now is the time to relax and have fun, just enjoy this rare moment of relaxation.
Even Feng Ji, Hua Xin and others who had been slandering Bingzhou turned into ferocious beasts under the "sugar-coated bullets" of a table full of delicacies and wine. Seeing that no one was paying attention to their side, they followed the people around them.
Just like letting go.
In the end, the only people who couldn't let go of the whole wedding scene were the two people.
One of them is called Taishi Ci Ziyi, the other is called Li Xue Shushi...
"Haha, my lord, of course we don't care about the relationship between monarch and minister at the wine table today, but you can't refuse this glass of wine with my blessings, otherwise you will look down on me, Changshan Zhao Zilong... I have waited for a long time and finally waited for today, Meng
After a long time, my dream finally came true..."
Looking at the huge sea bowl in front of him, and then looking up again, Zilongjiang was obviously overly excited and her cheeks were red. She really had a pretty face, and Li Shushi suddenly had the urge to overturn the table. Unfortunately, because
His shoulders were already controlled by Xiao Fengxian, who was smiling strangely, and Gao Zian, who looked serious but was actually suppressing a smile. He couldn't do such a difficult action at all. As for the one next to him,
Ziyi doesn’t say anything
He was already faltering, even if he was still in good condition. But when faced with peers like Dian Wei, Cheng Lian, and Zhang Zha, or surrounded by juniors like the Ma brothers and Galen, Li Shu would not be allowed to use the life-saving skill of "Guard" at all.
As for the original biggest savior Su Xiaololi, she looked like she didn't care, "You can play whatever you want, it doesn't matter if you fail." It can be said that Li Shuzhen is now absolutely isolated and helpless.
Fortunately, he was still planning to salute the guests from outside, and then planned to find an excuse to escape from his own side.
In fact, the biggest mistake was that he failed to successfully escape from Mr. Zhang’s hands, which had been sharpened for a long time. As a result, he was served three large bowls by Mr. Zhang, which successfully set the tone for his toasting activities.
If the guests were from civil service backgrounds, they might still be wary. Unfortunately, these days, too many generous and forthright people are too generous.
There are always a lot of people who like the things in the cup. I don’t know if they want to get Li Shushi and Tai Shici, the two hosts of the wedding, drunk, or if they just want to get more of the things in the cup. Anyway, the toasters use ordinary
There are not many people with small wine glasses or wine bottles. On the contrary, there are many large bowls like the one in front of you.
I hope these guys don't get alcohol poisoning. Otherwise... well, it won't matter. Apart from anything else, every time Li Shushi feels that he is too drunk and ready to run away, a magical light will rise from the soles of Li Shushi's feet.
Starting, Li Shushi felt waves of extreme comfort, and it also completely took away the alcohol toxins in his liver and spleen, allowing Li Shushi to return to his best condition, and then there was a new round of fighting in a group of people who were obviously ill-intentioned.
The fight started again under the siege of the guys.
He had known for a long time that Su Xiaoluoli, as a "miracle doctor", was extremely skilled in the use of awakening, but he didn't expect to be tricked by him in a place like this. Li Shushi didn't know where he had offended this person, and he was very proud at the time.
Delicate and sinister
Loli, so he can only continue to "struggle" like this. Not only did he satisfy the guests' desires, but also the onlookers who had been watching the drama with him as the protagonist praised him one after another. Of course, watching
There is no need to worry about chaos if there is excitement.
But do you know that even if you can finally get rid of the hangover, both your esophagus and your stomach have gone through a huge test during that period? Who knows if you will make more mistakes after drinking until you feel dizzy?
Be careful when the time comes, you, this lolita, won’t even have time to cry. The expression Xiao Qiaoyan looks at him now will definitely be your expression in the future, no, tonight.
Sajia is a real man, he spits on you and says that he can definitely do it!
Well, because Li Shushi quickly fell again under the siege of everyone, so what he said and what he did, probably he himself would not know - although probably everyone at the venue knew it.
This was nothing. In fact, Li Shushi originally hoped to use the extremely powerful excuse of "pee escape" to escape, but what he didn't expect was that such a perfect excuse was blocked by everyone who had been prepared for it.
A strict one.
Not to mention the "personal guards" Wei Yue and Yan Xing who accompanied them all the way, even if they hid in the toilet, they found that the "maid" holding the urinal turned out to be the Wannian Princess Liu Shihe who had the title of princess and could also be regarded as a princess.
The charming Princess Wusun - under such strict defense, Li Shushi felt that he had no chance to escape.
Okay, since he is not allowed to run away, how about letting him hide in a corner and watch the wonderful singing and dancing quietly for a while.
It is said that these girls who are performing are not only the singers that Su Xiaoluoli once rescued from the devil Dong Zhuo, but also a lot of new blood has been added through various channels over the years. Under Su Xiaoluoli's secret training, it seems that besides singing
In addition to dancing, she has also mastered many new skills. Although I don’t know what the specific powerful abilities are, Su Xiaololi’s production must be high-quality, and it is natural for people to look forward to it.
It's a pity that almost all the guests can sit there and enjoy the wonderful music and dance in peace, but Li Shushi's children's shoes need to travel over mountains and rivers. Wrong, it is to accompany them first and next... Well, because it is impossible to let Li Shushi really
I have gastroptosis, so this section seems to have to be cut off, so I might as well change it to...forget it, let's deal with this wave first and then talk about it.
For the first time, Li Shushi felt a little bit regretful about this grand banquet.
By the way, if there were fewer guests, wouldn’t I be able to escape the sea of suffering earlier?
The old saying of the old man is so true - a moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold!
What a huge amount of wealth I have wasted by all these troubles. If it were the goblins, they would not be ready to start filming long ago.
In this way, a wedding banquet successfully lasted from noon to nearly evening, and the main reason why it could not continue was not because of other reasons. It was that most of the guests were drunk under the table and did not continue at all.
The ability to move, occasionally there are a few in this "big tide"
The guys who stayed clear could not make any big waves because they were "weak and weak", so those who came with their friends took their sleeping friends away with the help of their attendants. As for those who came alone,
After the last greetings with Li Shushi, he left the already messy venue.
Even the newlyweds Taishi Ci and Xiahou Juan, one of the protagonists of this wedding banquet, also brought Taishi Ci's mother with a satisfied smile on her face, and Xiahou who was so drunk that there was even water vapor in the corner of his eyes.
Cao Chun, who attended the banquet with his elder Juan, left the venue together. It seemed that they were about to return to their own home and enjoy the moment worth a thousand dollars.
"Obviously a few days ago, the whole world was still under the pressure of rain, carrying an annoying moisture. The raindrops from the sky were accompanied by the smell from the sky, falling low, blurring the colors of the world, and painting them with ink paintings.
Smudged black and white.
However, when the sunshine broke through the clouds at an unknown moment, it was like a different world. In the hot summer heat, the chirping of cicadas made people inexplicably irritated. The bright light shone into the room through the gaps in the leaves, and the swaying trees
The shadow is like a squeaky sign language.
Break me into pieces and melt me into this hot but peaceful world, and I will play the music of this life with my heart."
"Huh? Shushi, do you like hot and humid air? Although I prefer a slightly drier place, the hot and humid climate is not too annoying. Do you need me to create a perfect environment for you?
?”
"For the sake of this house, please make sure, Miss Suzaku, not to do this."
Well, not all the guys who are not drunk are in a state of "alone". For example, the group of holy beasts in front of us are completely immune to alcohol, or the power of alcohol, and the two are still constantly attacking each other.
The kind of delicacies stuffed into the writing belly are like lolita stuffed into a bottomless pit, as well as today's group of mysterious people who call themselves "people of the sea" without asking.
Speaking of the unexpected arrival of the people of the sea, Li Shushi immediately thought of those precious gifts. What precious things were contained in those unopened boxes that could not be seen by others?
Before, because there were too many guests and he was stuck on the wine table, he never had time to check out the gifts that made him extremely curious. Now that the people have left, the rest will probably not matter.
In other words, those things that are expensive in the eyes of ordinary people are just ordinary in their eyes.
Well, Li Shushi actually hopes that those noble guys can give him more "common things" like this, so that he can have more capital to do some things, and at least it can make his army preparations more efficient.
easy.
Now he can be said to have such a consciousness that he has to fight for a goal that may be very ambitious, and make a lot of sacrifices for this goal, and sometimes he even has to harden his heart. Li Shushi feels that it may be difficult for him to achieve it.
That level, but now that I have reached such a height and I have confirmed the path I want to take, I must try my best to fight at least once.
This is not only to take responsibility for myself who has already embarked on this path, but also to respond to the expectations from everyone that have gathered on me.
Does it sound like a god who responds to believers?
The unopened boxes were opened one by one, and the result surprised Li Shushi.
What is inside is not gold, pearls, or silk, but a bunch of small models made of not-so-precious wood. Even if the level of exquisiteness and detail can reach the top level of this era, its value as wealth is still higher than
There should not be gold or pearls contained in boxes of the same size as manifestations of wealth.
But for Li Shushi, these seemingly ordinary models are priceless items.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, she is indeed a princess from 'there'. She is really generous. But there are too many people and things in this world, and I don't know if there are other worlds that I don't know about.
'Woolen cloth."
"What are you looking at, sir?"
It was obvious that he was still with Sister Xuanwu just now, but when Li Shushi opened the boxes one by one and praised them loudly, his own loli suddenly appeared behind him. This kind of elusive ability is definitely EX+
level.
Didn’t she change her job to an assassin, or should she be called a stalker? Anyway, Su Xiaololi who didn’t change her job to a similar profession is really a talentless person.
"Ah, look at these. I originally thought it might be difficult to attack Jiangdong and Jingzhou, but with these, it should become much easier. Maybe we can go all the way south to Jiaozhou in one go. Maybe we can capture the entire south.
"
"But we don't have a port near a big river, nor an outlet where we can build sea ships. Even if my husband gets these things, they won't be of much use."
"Who says there isn't? Although security inspections are currently very good in Liaodong and Lelang areas, there may be a lack of big ships and a lack of enough sailors. But with the help of these, it will be possible in three to five years.
It has formed a relatively considerable combat effectiveness.”
"Then how can your husband ensure the loyalty of the person in charge of security inspection? Liaodong is isolated overseas. Even though it is connected by the Liaoxi Corridor, the road is very rugged as we all know. The only way to quickly connect the Central Plains and Liaodong is by sea. Now Liaodong
We had just encountered a catastrophe, and the population was sparse. The ships that the security inspector had on hand were few and small, and most of them were merchant ships. Because they were weak and weak, they were not strong enough to fight against them.
The Central Plains is against the Central Plains. Therefore, its possible ambitions can be restrained. But if he has a warship that can fight against the Central Plains, even if he is in charge of the security inspection and is dedicated to the country, he is loyal to your husband, but what about his subordinates? Your husband really dares to take care of the security inspection.
Don't you have any spies from other princes? It will be too late to regret it if you kill the security guards and dedicate the entire fleet to Jiangdong or Jizhou.
And these are not the most worrying things, because although these princes have some advantages, they are not my husband's opponent after all. Even if they have a fleet at sea, they still can't shake my mind. But what about the enemies to the north?
The fleet in charge of security inspection is still very weak, even so weak that the Xianbei people don't care about security inspection and the activities of Liaodong survivors in the coastal area. But if the fleet in charge of security inspection has the power that the Xianbei people covet, my husband will also fight with those
Having fought against each other before, I would like to ask my husband, do you think you can really fight against those powerful Xianbei people by just managing the security inspection?
At that time, the Xianbei people will be able to sail south along the coast in fleets... I’m afraid no one can tell what kind of disaster it will cause."
"Although I know what you said makes sense, Tamago-chan, I still feel a little unwilling in my heart."
"Don't worry, as long as your husband is willing to work hard, one day, your fleet will gallop on the sea, and the whole world will look at your husband's 'Sea Knights'. I believe that this day will not happen.
It would be too far away."
"'Sea Knights'... I don't know why you thought of such a name, Tamago-chan, but it does suit my taste. Well, if the fleet is established in the future, it will be called 'Sea Knights'"
The group is ready."
"...No, this weird name is obviously something my husband said in his sleep when he was sleeping. Although I don't know what it means, it's not impossible to use it reluctantly since my husband likes it very much.
of."
"Tamako-chan, you're so arrogant, don't make it too obvious."
"My husband, you are too verbose!"
"My dears, although you are no longer needed now, there will definitely be a chance for you to see the light of day again in the future, and then you will definitely be able to surprise the whole world!"
"(Quietly) Yes, I'm surprised by our strong copycat capabilities."
"Tamaja-chan, what are you talking about?"
"Well~ I'm just thinking about where my husband is going to sleep tonight as it's getting dark."
"Oh oh oh~ This matter can be..."
Pan Sen: Don’t think about it for the time being. Anyway, there shouldn’t be many people in need of it, and I’ve always seen that the current children’s shoes are not pursuing this kind of thing... (To be continued...)
