Li Shushi swore that he had never hated his curiosity as much as he does now.
It was just a morning that was no different from usual...well, it was actually quite different. Whether it was the sore feeling on the body or the "mysterious traces" on the bed, it all foreshadowed Li Shushi's last night.
I have experienced perhaps the most important night in my life, so naturally this morning is also a very meaningful one.
But it was such a morning worth remembering and remembering, but because of Li Shushi's own good intentions, the peaceful morning that could have been avoided calmly (definitely not a typo) became dangerous.
Of course, Li Shuzhen can't think that far yet. In fact, what he needs to prioritize now is whether he can survive this morning that has begun to look different.
"puff……"
Attracted by the thought-provoking clear chant, and also empowered by the power of curiosity, Li Shushi finally opened his eyelids that originally weighed more than a thousand pounds, but before his eyes could adapt to the suddenly bright environment,
A ray of golden light and shadow flashed out of the corner of his eye, and then there was a sharp pain in his abdomen, and his body flew out with the appearance of the light and shadow, and hit the solid wall of the house hard.
It should have left a big "big"-shaped deep hole in the wall, and then it was natural that severe pain came from the back, elbows, ankles, and most importantly, the back of the head.
There was a burning sensation on my chest and back, and my internal organs were probably completely displaced in this attack. I wonder if I would spit out a mouthful of blood mixed with internal organs, as described in some novels.
?
How is that possible!
It's normal to feel a sweet sensation in the throat, and then a mouthful of old blood spurts out. But what about the internal organs? You have to know that this is a plane with very unique rules. It is impossible to function before the physical strength is exhausted.
There is no slightest damage.
"puff……"
Where did this red, warm thing, which was obviously the fragments of some kind of tissue and organ, come from? Could it be that it was sprayed out of your own mouth because your wish came true? Hahahaha, this is really
What a funny joke. Hahaha...
Okay, then the cramping feeling that came from inside the body, as if the entire internal organs were twisted into twists, told Li Shushi that even if his pain nerves had become numb due to the sore feeling all over his body, he still could not change something that had happened.
fact.
It was precisely because of the pain that Li Shushi finally thought that because of his madness last night or early this morning, his physical strength had been drained from every part of his body. Even the current body
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is an empty shell to some extent.
So the question is, what are the consequences of extreme physical exhaustion?
The foreign Hexi Blood Theory School tells you that even a slight impact may leave bruises that are difficult to recover, not to mention a "brutal" attack that can knock a person into a very strong wall and not come down for a long time.
, not immediately seeing the kind grandmother in heaven again has proved that even if Li Shuzhen's potential is not as good as those geniuses, at least his physical fitness is pretty good.
Sure enough, the efforts accumulated over time to cultivate the body with self-healing spells have not been in vain. The true qualities of a hero can only be seen in the sea.
Well, being photographed on the wall using some unknown method like this is really not a heroic pose.
Of course, it is impossible for Li Shushi to just have a small test and then die the next day, leaving others to support his newlywed wives who have not had time to enjoy them all. The key is that this approach will never make this book a god.
The work will only make everyone shout "go to hell" and then it will be on the list of scumbag works owned... things that are not ranked at all will be submerged in the garbage heap of history.
So even if it is for p... to continue our unfinished story, it is impossible for our Li Shushi children's shoes to die here.
There is no need for an old grandfather, no need for a saint, and no need for a mysterious guest who suddenly appears from nowhere and has never appeared before. Li Shushi can handle it by himself - didn't he say it before?
Li Shushi's brain can still function normally, as long as the MP in his body is still sufficient. Then no matter how great the injury is to Li Shushi, it is just one more baptism of "pain hell", and with Li Shushi's current physical fitness, this
It won't take long.
Okay, Li Shushi feels that he should sincerely apologize to the audience and friends, because he was wrong. He was really wrong. He has been in pain for most of the day. Why is that damn white light still flashing on his body?
Could it be that his body is already in such bad condition that he needs the power of self-healing to continue for such a long time with no signs of stopping?
The most important thing is of course that this process is definitely a huge test for a person's endurance. Yesterday it was still an unforgettable place of gentleness. Why do you have to get up early today to enjoy this kind of experience that can probably give birth to a child with a woman and be raped by a man?
The pain of a broken egg is comparable to that of a broken egg. You must know that although the pain of a man's broken egg is said to be more than that of a woman's childbirth, it should not last too long. It will definitely not last for several hours, or even more than ten hours, like a woman's.
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Since the author of this book has absolutely no experience in this field, we sincerely invite experienced men to provide their own personal experiences.
Of course, there is no need for bricks, rotten eggs, and rotten tomatoes. There is no shortage of cooking utensils and ingredients for dinner at home.
"Shh..." Probably a long time has passed, or only a lot of time has passed. You have to know that when human beings endure pain, it definitely feels like years. Even if it is only a short time, it will probably be as long as a century.
Suddenly I felt a little admirable for Old Man Tong and a real warrior like Zhao Yun. When he treated them before, Li Shushi himself had certainly endured a heavy burden, but what was certain was that the pain they had to bear was the kind of pain that would rebuild a broken body.
The pain of reorganization will certainly not be less than what Li Shushi endured just now, and the time will only be longer.
But apart from frowning, they didn't express anything more. Maybe they knew that this was a feeling that they had to bear during the treatment, maybe they had suffered the same pain during daily exercise, maybe they had been injured when they were targeted in the war.
It has become a common occurrence, maybe... No matter what the reason is, compared with these real warriors, Li Shushi is really far behind.
Even if his physical fitness has reached an excellent level.
"...Uh, who are you..."
Li Shushi thought that the physical impact just now was impressive enough. After all, he almost saw the kind grandma in heaven. But he didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, when he turned his eyes again to where he was lying just now
He was lying on the big bed, and the impact of the scene he saw in front of him made him almost panic.
The golden ears, with a furry feel, radiate brilliantly under the sunlight, but unfortunately they are not like human ears;
The golden tail is fluffy and shines brilliantly under the sunlight, but unfortunately it is not possessed by humans;
Puff puff swaying, I couldn't count how many golden tails were swaying, I could only see a brilliant golden background radiating behind the beautiful loli, as if it had its own CG background, it simply transcended the sky.
Why is there an extra monster in the house after just one sleep? The style of painting has changed too much!
Calm down. You must be calm. Maybe the drawer next to you is a time shuttle. There is still a chance to go back to the time when everything was normal.
"Time shuttle, you big-headed devil!"
As a result, such even more uncool behavior was naturally punished by an alien lolita who didn't look like a human being.
"This voice...this touch...by the way, are you...Tamaja-chan?!"
Although he was not very sure yet, Li Shushi suddenly felt that "once he accepted this setting, everything that happened in front of him was taken for granted." Is this because his ability to accept is too strong, or because he is too indifferent.
"...I look like this. Isn't it weird..."
Although the blows just now were obviously very powerful, when one person and one monster Loli looked at each other, Li Shushi hadn't waited to decide whether he should act more surprised, more horrified, or simply say "I don't care at all"
"I remember the name of the monster loli I saw that day" expression. The monster loli opposite lowered her head nervously, but for Li Shushi, who didn't know whether he was familiar with this loli, the shrugged shoulders obviously meant
Seeing this loli's inner peace at this time.
Just like when two people met for the first time, every time I think about it afterwards, I always feel that underneath the seemingly familiar and strong face, there is a deep uneasiness hidden. Are you worried about being rejected by yourself?
Li Shushi has never thought about this problem. Of course, he can't think about it if he doesn't understand it. But from now on, I am afraid that Su Xiaoluoli must have had the kind of thought in her heart that ordinary people think is unbelievable.
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Suddenly, Li Shushi felt that he should be able to have some psychological resonance with the male protagonist in a certain domestic game who "dead father, dead mother, dead wife, dead daughter, tragedy from beginning to end", and the two happened to be from the same family five hundred years ago...
Well, no matter which angle you look at it, there seems to be more than five hundred years of age difference between the two people.
How would that guy who had forgotten that he was a man feel when he saw that his lover was actually an inhuman shepherd? He didn't admit it, didn't believe it, or chose to escape?
How did he realize when he later saw his lover tied up in heavy chains in an inhuman manner?
Even though he has played the game many times, Li Shushi is still not sure how the young man's psychological journey went through. Did he wake up after a midnight dream, or did he mature during the gradual journey, or was it just because of his companions?
The somewhat willful but kind-hearted persistence of that responsible girl who is right at first glance to be the boss of the black society?
In any case, Li Shushi didn't feel that he was very mature, steady, or wise, but at this time, in this unexpected situation, he knew what the only thing he had to do and the only thing he could do.
He gently pressed on the slightly trembling shoulders, and then hugged the pretty girl's body into his arms, just like the method the girl used to comfort herself. The air in the room seemed to gradually become calmer because of this.
It feels as if the restless summer has gone away from this room.
"My husband, please give me a moderate amount of restraint!"
Accompanied by the familiar angry voice that only belonged to Su Xiaoluoli, a freshly baked big blood-red steamed bun appeared on Li Shushi's head. As for the maker of the steamed bun, his face was red, and it seemed that the poor little Luo was being forced by a strange man.
Like Li, she slowly retreated to the base of the wall as if she was protecting something.
"As expected of Tamago-chan. It feels great~!"
"My husband, haven't you ever heard of a saying that says, 'You can't touch a tiger's butt'?"
"Speaking of which, I touched my butt so many times last night, and what I touched just now was not my butt. That thing looked more like a fox's tail than my butt. Isn't it possible that a fox's tail can't be touched?"
"Because, because there, there is a very important place..."
Oh oh oh, such a weak Su Xiaololi is really rare. Every time I see it, I will regret why there are no cameras, camcorders or smart phones in this era, otherwise it will definitely leave a beautiful memory.
Although there is a greater possibility that the memory card in the device or the entire device was destroyed by a shameful and angry loli.
"Wow, wow, I didn't expect that. I didn't expect that I have already done something so intimate. I, I actually..."
Unfortunately, before Li Shushi's scumbag performance ended, a ball of golden light appeared in front of his eyes, even covering his vision. Behind the ball of golden light, a certain radish came.
Li's voice was filled with embarrassment and anger:
"Take it. Let's play with it. It's just a piece. People don't care too much. They definitely don't care much~!"
It's a pity that the golden light that was constantly swaying due to trembling betrayed its owner's mood at this moment.
pinch ~
"Yeah..."
The "mysterious sound" caused by the suicide attempt in the morning once again echoed in the air, even bringing a hint of sweetness to the air. Moreover, Li Shushi also discovered that he had not been able to do anything last night because he was carried away by the temptation.
I discovered some details, such as the sound of this sweet voice. There were actually more in the air.
There was a faint fragrance, like perfume lily or violet - Li Shushi said that he lacked enough research on this aspect. After all, it was just a bird heading towards the great magician's house before. He knew women by smelling fragrance.
There is no way that the skills that only knights are good at will appear on the skill tree.
Maintaining the greatest restraint, Li Shushi was finally not controlled by the demon named "**". He did another intense exercise on this beautiful morning. On the one hand, it was for the sake of his own body and life. After seeing Su Xiaololi,
After finding his "real body", he no longer doubted the possibility that he would be exploited by the other party.
Secondly, I just promised the two sisters who claimed to be "people of the sea" yesterday, but ended up just sleeping for one night (in every sense of the word) and then forgetting about it. I still feel a bit ashamed.
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So after a lot of excitement, Li Shushi could finally enjoy Su Xiaololi's loving breakfast in peace.
There were only two people, Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli.
It is precisely because of this that the big golden tail that feels so good is already lying in Li Shushi's arms.
In other words, this is the warm and wonderful feeling that put me to sleep when I couldn't sleep well. Although I can't see the whole thing until today, I and this tail can be regarded as old friends, so I want to hug him more.
Hug can relieve lovesickness, right?
"Well... Husband, please don't play around while eating. I will be very troubled."
Therefore, the most important thing at the moment is to eat seriously and replenish your physical strength. Otherwise, it is conceivable that the people of Bingzhou will consider how to hold a memorial service for their former leader tomorrow morning, and also carry out some vandalism and looting activities.
"...My husband, are you really, really not surprised by my appearance?"
Carefully, while watching Li Shushi wolfing down the food, he served the porridge at the right time, carefully considering the words, his eyes darting around, looking very unsure of himself.
Well, Su Xiaololi like this is also very rare, which once again highlights the level of technological development in this era.
"Ah wu, this kind of thing is nothing to worry about, ah wu, ah wu. Although when I first saw it, ah wu, I was a little surprised, ah wu, ah wu, but it was only for a moment.
.Ah wu, ah wu..."
"I suggest that my husband, it would be better to swallow the food first before speaking."
"Ahem, cough, cough..." So whether you are an adult or a child, do not imitate those two-dimensional characters who eat and talk at the same time. The effect will definitely not make people feel handsome or cute, but they will still be alive.
Danger~
After all the fuss, Li Shushi, who was attracted by Su Xiaololi's pitiful appearance, wanted to see Su Xiaololi's rare expression for a while longer, but unfortunately, too much is not enough. Li Shushi also knew very well, and the rational factor in his body was also not there.
He was constantly reminded of the consequences of teasing a cruel lolita, especially because the breakfast of love in front of him would most likely turn into something weird, such as a black dumpling when cut. Especially the kind that was frighteningly black when cut.
Pink dumplings that look very bright.
"Although your husband, I am not as smart as Zhongde, Wenhe, and Fengxiao, but even the idiot Fengxian (who is sneezing at the training ground) is very good at certain things.
Although I am not as beastly as him, it is very possible that I noticed something because of certain things."
"So my husband has already suspected me?"
"Actually, I can't say it was suspicion. At first, I just thought that Tamako-chan was very powerful, and she was the person next to Xuanwu Sister, so she must have a very extraordinary status. She didn't look like an ordinary person.
The only time I truly realized your identity, Tamago-chan, was when I met that girl during that trip in the fruity dreamland..."
"...Is that really the case?"
"This is inevitable. After all, the notorious Su Daji did not seduce King Zhou of Shang Dynasty as happened in history. Instead, he turned against me after just seeing me once. This makes people feel that it is too strange.
It’s incredible.”
"Huhuhu~ Husband, you should also have some confidence in your own charm~"
"No, no, no, I am very self-aware. The only one who can do this to me is you, Tamago-chan. Seeing the way that woman behaves, no matter what she does, she will be reminded of you when we first met.
, and the feeling on the woman in the fantasy is very similar to the feeling you gave me, Tamago-chan. However, because there are some subtle differences, I also suspected at the time that maybe I was too sensitive. It was just a coincidence.
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"But among those ghosts I summoned, that woman gave you a completely different feeling. At that time, my husband had already determined the truth of the matter, but he just didn't want me to worry too much, so he hid it in his heart and refused to say it.
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"How should I put it? When I think that the woman I married is so famous and so young... poof!"
"I just used the technique of spiritual support. That woman is that woman, and I am me! And, and, according to the rules of our Tushan clan, I am actually just an adult now, well, just an adult~!
"
Seeing the loli beside him hurriedly explaining, even though he was hit hard in the abdomen again, a heartfelt smile bloomed on Li Shushi's face - you can think that this is the strange thing when he saw the cute little loli.
Bad smile.
"No matter what happened to you in the past, Tamago-chan, I know that your present belongs to me, and everything you have now belongs to me, and you will continue to move forward with me on this road where the future is becoming increasingly unclear.
Isn’t that enough?”
"Um."
"And I still can't forget everything that happened in that illusion. A fool actually gave up his mission for an illusory guy like me. Sister Xuanwu's punishment must be very severe."
"How could anyone know that kind of thing? It's just something that happened in a fantasy world and is completely impossible to appear in reality."
"Is it really impossible for this to happen in reality?"
"I will not disobey the great Master Xuanwu for the sake of a mere husband, I must be~"
"Okay, just Tamago-chan dares to disobey your husband, please be beaten~!"
