"So Fengxian, you are stealing wine. Let me tell you, eating alone is not a good habit. Hurry up, hurry up, everyone who sees you will have a share."
"Huh? Why did Zilong come back so early today and no longer care about the front line?"
"Stop talking nonsense and bring the wine quickly."
"This is all I have, and I managed to steal it from a certain 'big devil'. How could I give it to you?"
"Stolen? Huh huh~ That's more for those who see it, otherwise, you know, don't say it's unforeseen~"
"Hey, hey, hey, Zilong, you must be in trouble. You must be in trouble."
"Stop talking nonsense and bring the wine quickly."
"No, absolutely not. Besides, you are 'Saint Zhao Yun'. How could you possibly do something that violates military discipline? Be careful of your camp being deflected."
"Hey, hey, what is that 'Saint Zhao Yun'? When did I get such a weird thing on my body?"
"It's not just from the book. It says you have noble conduct or something. Anyway, it seems to be a good title."
"Although it is indeed very satisfying to receive such praise from my lord, I always feel that there is a lot of malice behind this title. Is it my misunderstanding?"
"It's probably an illusion. It's not like a posthumous title or a temple title. Of course, you definitely don't have a chance with the latter."
"If there is a chance, Fengxian, do you think it is possible for me to stand here?"
"That's true. But I really want a title. Even if I'm not as good as you, Zilong, I'm still better than 'Xiaoqiang'."
"Pfft...ah no, I just think you are a little drunk, Fengxian."
"I'm not drunk, how could I be drunk? You know, I've been thinking about it for so many days, and today I finally had an idea..."
"How's it going?" Zilongjiang asked in a cooperative tone.
"I have decided that from now on I will be the 'Devil Lu Bu'!"
"Just adding such a word will make the whole person different."
"Of course."
"This is the first time I've heard of it."
"Tsk tsk tsk. Zilong, you don't know. It's obviously just one word difference, but 'Zhao Yun' and 'Shen Zhao Yun' are completely two kinds of creatures on two planets. One of them lives under our feet, and the other
One is one thousand four hundred light years away."
"Speaking of which, what the hell is that 'God Zhao Yun'!"
"You'd better ask my lord about this Zilong, but although there is a big difference between 'Lu Bu' and 'God Lu Bu', it turns out that even 'God Lu Bu' can't reflect my brave figure. Although that 'Nothing'
Conspiracy or something is too much."
"(Quietly) No, I think your lord's idea is just right..."
"Zilong, what did you just say?"
"No, not at all, you must have heard wrong."
"Ah~ It's really delicious. Oh, Zilong, if you want to ask me for a drink, here I give it to you."
"You. Give. Me. Go. Die!!! An empty wine bottle is like sending me away. Come, come, come. See you at the martial arts training ground!"
"Hey, hey, hey. Although I don't mind someone relaxing my muscles and bones, but you should be on duty today, Zilong, right? Aren't you afraid of being caught when you sneak back from the front line so early? Or..."
"Yeah, that's it. Apart from having a date with you, today is just as boring."
After saying that, he and Xiaoqiang, who felt sad, let out a long sigh together. Their eyes staring at each other were filled with the helplessness of "we are both the same people in the world". So, in the next moment...
vomit……
The two said that they are super straight men and would never cross that red line of fear of speaking.
But even straight men can put their arms around each other in the next moment and walk forward facing the big sun above their heads.
In other words, even if Li Shushi has brought many things that transcend time and space to this era, he is not a rotten girl after all. Even if "Zilong Jiang" is almost ruined, he will not preach about certain things. So everyone
Still very pure.
Even a certain behavior was not only legal in the Han Dynasty, but also very elegant to a certain extent.
Yes, we are talking about the super big plug Liu Yezhu, the leader of this trend.
As we walked along, we could see slightly lazy soldiers passing by from time to time, but the two generals of the Bingzhou Army ignored them. Not to mention scolding them as usual. After all, even the two of them were stealing wine.
Drink, are you retiring from your post early?
"General!"
Just as the two people with arms around their backs were about to enter the school grounds, Zhao Yun's personal guards stood in front of them.
Seeing the serious expressions on the guards' faces, both Zhao Yun and Lu Bu immediately lost their original lazy look and stood upright almost instantly, with a blazing light shining in their eyes, even brighter than the sun above their heads.
bright.
It's a pity that after listening to the report, this concentration and expectation turned into laziness with even less fighting spirit than before.
"Although the feeling of powerlessness before was annoying, the feeling of leisure now is even more maddening!"
Zhao Yun looked very distressed, and Xiaoqiang didn't look much better, but he didn't say anything, he just patted Zhao Yun heavily on the shoulder, and then walked into the school grounds, which was only a few steps away, without looking back.
among.
Zilongjiang was left behind and let out a sad and indignant cry of "Die Xiaoqiang, you are cheating on me".
And a few minutes later, huge shouts and the sound of gold and iron came from the school grounds. The idle and passionate men had to sway their enthusiasm and physical strength on this piece of land. Although all this
For the generals looking around, it is a realm that is completely beyond their reach. It is a height that they have been pursuing all their lives but can only look at it from a distance.
Just like the distance between them and the two people they are fighting now.
"As expected of Zhao Yunzilong, whose 'popularity index' among girls is even higher than that of Dian Boren. It's really a pleasure."
"Let's not talk about the 'popularity index'. When Bo Ren actually became an idol among girls, it feels a little unscientific." Although the so-called "Zhao Yun Zilong" in Xiaoqiang's mouth makes people feel.
Full of malice, Zilong Jiang felt that it was better not to ask, because the answer was absolutely unacceptable to him.
"Although Bo Ren looks very majestic, generally he is not popular. But the current situation is a little special, so it is said that 'security' occupies a large proportion in this ranking."
"Then where does our General Fengxian rank?"
"Ahahaha, Zilong's question is a good one..."
"Okay, I know you are number one, okay."
"Hmm, Zilong, it's good that you know."
"What about me?"
"As expected of Zilong, he is just a little bit worse than me."
"The first one is you, Fengxian. The second one is me, the third one is Bo Ren, the fourth one is Yun Chang, the fifth one is Meng Qi, and the sixth one is probably not Yide who is currently at Xuande's place."
"What the hell is this ranking?"
"It's nothing, it's just a thought that flashed through my mind for some reason."
"It's really baffling."
"I think so too... Then where is my lord?"
"Haha, what you said is true, he, you know it~~~"
"...And what about our mistress? I think she should also be ranked very high."
"..."
So, Xiaoqiang finally fell silent. And our Zilongjiang also instantly understood the meaning of Xiaoqiang's behavior.
Well, just think about the result of girls voting for their future partners, a certain housewife loli won. No matter how much difference there is between the first and second place, such a result is definitely extremely shocking, so Xiaoqiang is selective.
It's normal to forget.
Zilong Jiang felt that at this time, he should not do such strenuous activities as flipping the table!
So the two militant (gay) friends started having a pleasant (depressing) (depressing) conversation again, surrounded by soldiers with adoring faces.
Is it true that I feel more lonely?
If possible, Zhao Yun really wants to ask Li Shushi for an almanac to see if he has a bad luck these days.
Of course, all of this happened in the final analysis because of a certain foodie’s overwhelming resentment.
It is said that a few days ago, the food carefully prepared by a foodie was wantonly destroyed by the puppets who did not understand the customs. After all, the puppets, who have no digestive system and no sense of taste, have a lot of resentment towards the living beings who can taste the delicious food.
When the battle was going on like this, a certain foodie who sneaked out in order to satisfy his appetite naturally violated military law and was pulled out by Gao Shun to make a big pot of fried meat on bamboo boards.
The delicious food was gone, so I had another meal of stir-fried pork on bamboo boards. It would be impossible to say that a big foodie didn't have resentment in his heart, but he finally had self-awareness. Naturally, he didn't dare to think about being a master because of his resentment.
The famous Gao Shun vented his anger. Then naturally the unlucky one could only be Shi Chen, the source of all mistakes, ah no, it was the Bingzhou Army's class enemy Doppler Corps.
At that time, the puppets were extremely rampant, shooting black guns day and night or simply climbing over the wooden wall to enter the camp. Thanks to their heavy bodies, they could make such dexterous movements. It was really shocking. Of course.
If you really can't jump over it, you can just use your own strong body.
Treated as wood, they may not be able to deal with the city gates or walls covered with copper, but the wooden walls made of rough and crude tree trunks are not too difficult to deal with. Then they enter the camp and kill them.
They escaped before the Bingzhou Army could react - those who did not escape were naturally "retained".
Therefore, it should be said that a certain big foodie dared to go outside for a tooth ceremony without encountering an enemy. It should be said that he was unlucky.
So how to take revenge on those bastards who hindered the great foodie comrade from his journey of conquest of the "Delicious Illustrated Book"?
So people are forced to come out, especially real and smart foodies like Cao Ling.
Although it's not as if some great monk who likes tying ropes and leather whips can come up with all kinds of unscrupulous ideas for the generals, his guards, and those businessmen just by scratching his head, but they are definitely some sad things.
Crazy idea.
Yes, this idea is a bit crazy.
What exactly is the idea?
"Look, what I saw, a wild clay doll. We can try to capture it. A wild clay doll can provide us with three times the experience. The weapons in their hands are also quite good materials, but these clay dolls
It’s not easy to deal with. We approached it slowly from behind, being careful not to make any noise... Hey. Look, I caught it, it struggled hard! We
Cut off its head... Of course, even if I am a really hungry foodie, I would not choose to eat the rest of its body. Even if I have time to roast it, it is absolutely impossible because of the crunchy body.
It’s enough to knock out my teeth. If anyone tells me that these guys with earthy smell taste like chicken, I will definitely let them know what chicken (muscle) meat is..."
While talking about this kind of thing that is completely incomprehensible to ordinary people, he was happily doing shocking work - traps, various traps - many of these things were used by Cao Ling to catch all kinds of traps.
Although the professional tools used for various ingredients now have to be used to catch clay dolls that exceed the standard size and weight, Cao Ling does not feel too much pressure.
As for the others, they have more prominent backgrounds - they were all gadgets that he had figured out with his classmates when he was at the shrine, and their uses were basically to satisfy their appetites. After all, under Cao Ling and him
Under the leadership of a group of classmates, many delicious ingredients were greatly reduced, and the ingredients that escaped by chance quickly evolved into smarter... ingredients. Well. No matter how they evolve and change, in humans
I still can't escape the results of the ingredients.
I can only say that it is fortunate that there are no caring environmentalists in this era, otherwise these foodies will definitely be tied up and burned at the stake, or they will probably be beaten to death on the highway over whether to eat dog meat or not.
But speaking of it, it is all meat, but dog meat is actually more noble than beef. It is indeed a strange era. I really want to let those so-called dog lovers go back to the 1960s. They probably had the most fun eating it.
that kind of person
.After all, who would be kind to a group of food dogs unless they were full? If you have the leisure, why not buy a boat to fight the whalers in District 11? So, bullying the weak, fearing the strong, worshiping foreigners, and fawning over foreigners are probably what they mean.
Such a bunch of second-rate people.
Okay, I'm a little off topic.
In fact, most of the strategies used by any civil servant profession today are derived from daily life, such as Feng Shui master's encouragement, training, and high-spirited strategies to increase attributes. As the name suggests, they are derived from the things that generals are good at on the battlefield, so don't
It seems that these are abilities that can only be used by civilian officials, but generals can often also understand these strategies.
Even a level 9 idiot like Xiaoqiang still has the ability to use MP to inspire troops.
Of course, purely in terms of his mental power, the percentage that can be added is obviously limited. However, because of his accumulated reputation and personal charm, when using the encouragement strategy, he is more powerful than most civil servants who can skillfully use this ability.
Good results.
The same goes for other strategies such as poisonous smoke, turbid current, and falling rocks.
Therefore, it is not too difficult for civilian reserve forces who know the principles to use various strategies to lay out more complex or more powerful traps. As long as they are willing to use their brains, those strategies can be matched with various appropriate traps.
Combined to achieve a more terrifying effect - such as the combination of falling rocks and a simple pit, even if there are no sharpened things underground, the big rocks above the head can still make the unlucky guy below the pit cry without tears.
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Of course, after this kind of trap was developed, the foodies never used it again. After all, the ingredients that were initially processed into meat sauce in the trap would not be willing to be further processed no matter what kind of foodie they were.
But if it were used on those damn soil puppets, it would definitely be something that everyone in the Bingzhou Army would love to hear.
In fact, Cao Ling and his fellow foodie mentors turned a blind eye to their somewhat dishonest behavior. This indulgent attitude also made them go a long way on this road.
It may not have many benefits for their academic studies, but it has undoubtedly expanded their thinking and also given them a different understanding of the strategies they have learned.
I have to say that Cao Ling and other foodies have met a group of good tutors with considerable educational experience.
It is very similar to Qianzhao's experience. The traps filled with the anger of a foodie are quite powerful. Although those traps are so powerful that even one of his own people suffered a few small losses because of not paying attention, and even suffered three battle losses.
The unlucky guy, but the puppet that falls on the trap is definitely dozens of times more unlucky than our own unlucky guy.
When those traps that are so crazy that they even trap their own people are spread outside the companies and camps of the Northern Corps, it becomes very difficult for the soldiers of the Tudou Corps to get close. The only thing they can do is to stay far away.
Place arrows somewhere - Of course, you can also consider choosing the few passages reserved by the Bingzhou Army to facilitate their entry and exit, but compared to the huge scope of the entire camp, a few passages will not consume the defenders even if they are guarded 24 hours a day.
How much energy.
It's a pity that the opponents of the local puppets are not the defenders of Chang'an City. As the main force of the Bingzhou Army, there will definitely be no shortage of various long guns and short cannons, not to mention the craftsmen of the Bingzhou Army who have seen the power of the enemy's weapons.
They are working frantically overtime to ensure that our side does not fall behind in the confrontation.
The most important thing is, because of the protection of those traps, the Bingzhou Army no longer needs to be harassed day and night, and the commanders are finally freed from the stress, so that they can consider starting a counterattack - Jin Ke
Unable to advance, they retreated to the fortress-like camp. The Bingzhou Army used their familiar light cavalry tactics to the extreme. Some bold guerrilla troops even ran to the enemy camp and threw a few special rationed weapons at the enemy camp to demonstrate.
"Grenade".
This approach not only effectively countered the arrogant Tudou Corps, but also seriously restricted the strength of the Tudou Corps, leaving them no longer with enough troops to pose a fatal threat to Bingzhou's supply line. As for occasional threats, there are various "exploration troops"
With the help of the enemy, it is really not that easy for the enemy to succeed.
So the situation once again seemed to be somewhat unfavorable to the local puppets.
This time the puppets reacted even more quickly. They pirated and copied Cao Ling's traps that had made them suffer so much. The only result of this was that the camps of both armies completely turned into giant hedgehogs -
—You can’t get through, and I can’t get in. We can only yell and yell at each other from a distance, but no one dares to take a step forward, even including small-scale infiltration operations.
The originally bustling battlefield suddenly became silent.
After the war ended like this, it was natural for Xiaoqiang and Zilongjiang to feel a little depressed. If they were so depressed, they might actually be driven crazy if they didn't find something exciting to do.
Fortunately for Li Shushi, Bingzhou Army seemed to have quickly found something that could rekindle their interest and passion. (To be continued...)