"My husband acted very handsome just now~ I am already infatuated with your husband~"
"Why did I suddenly feel like 'my wife has been acting in front of me' when I heard this sentence?"
"This is just my husband's misunderstanding, but it is true that my performance just now made me impressed~"
"I always feel like I'm getting darker and darker."
"It's hard for a poor woman to find any good qualities in her husband."
Li Shushi, died at what age... Forget it, no one should care about this kind of thing.
At this time, Li Shushi and Su Xiaoluoli were sitting astride Zhahuang's supple back. As for the saddle, Su Xiaoluoli had thrown it aside, but considering Li Shushi's current riding skills and Zhahuang and him.
The level of intimacy means that Li Shushi doesn’t have to worry about being jolted even when running at high speed.
Not to mention that there is a loli behind him who is even more amazing in riding skills.
However, the current positions of the two of them seemed somewhat weird and... interesting in the eyes of others.
According to the general situation, men and women ride together, whether it is "you are the wind and I am the sand, entangled to the end of the world", or the legendary "horse rides a dragon", men because of their broad and majestic chests, women because of their smaller and weaker bodies
Because of her body shape, she always gallops on a war horse in the posture of a man holding a woman, unlike a bicycle where girls sit in the back and hold the man by the hem of his clothes or simply hug him from behind.
Live or something.
What? You said that since in this era, women are in front and men are in the back, then wouldn’t it be very unique to have men in the front and women in the back?
Hum, Li Shushi can only be described as a fool for this statement. Even though he is really weak in saying this, he is full of confidence - don't think that the ancients are all fools who don't know how to adapt. None of the ancients like to be unconventional.
People. But there is an irreplaceable reason why this riding posture is accepted by most people.
Based on Li Shushi’s experience over the years, let’s not talk about how comfortable it feels to hold a cute little loli in his arms - don’t complain that he is a weirdo, but do you dare to hug a girl who is not a loli these days?
, could it be said that you are a lover of widows like a certain black-skinned dwarf, or a real lover of married women like the Xiao Qiang in the history of another plane?
When you gallop with a girl in this posture, you only need to control the strength of the hand holding the girl in your arms. You can make the girl's body move with the subtle ups and downs of the horse's back.
The body fits better with his own body. Although it stands to reason that a more mature or voluptuous woman should have better results, but based on Li Shushi’s many years of experience, Su Xiaololi’s fit with her own body is absolutely the same.
It's so amazing, I highly recommend it, and other women probably can't compare to it.
If a girl is behind you, you won't be able to enjoy such benefits unless the other party is willing to stick close to you. Moreover, by using the ups and downs of the horse's back and moving your arms up and down, you can also eat a lot of freshly baked tofu~
Not to mention that if you connect this skill to an extremely advanced level, you can unlock more postures. Even completing a classic and perfect "horse shake" is not too difficult to achieve, and the excitement is comparable to that of a car shake.
It's much higher——
Have you ever seen people driving a car while playing with car vibrations? The only result of doing so is that the car crashes and people are killed. The difference is just how many people will be buried with you as a pair of wild mandarin ducks. After all, unless you are driving the Knight Rider (
Is this the age-revealing series? The high-AI sports car Kitt in the series. Otherwise, how could it be compared to a smart and caring horse~
Of course, due to various reasons, Li Shushi thought that he had unlocked such a difficult move, but his proficiency... was still a bare duck egg. Although he was a bit unworthy of the name of a gentleman, his daily hard work was real.
There is no time.
Li Shushi would never tell others that he really couldn't find such a bold girl willing to accompany him to improve his skill proficiency.
Although he said so many seemingly cheerful things, it could not conceal Li Shushi's embarrassment and helplessness at this time - although because of his own Noble Phantasm, Li Shushi was not unable to use the one he projected that was named by Lu Bu.
The precious phantom of the "Bliss Bow" is "Lü Bu's Bow". Even that kind of strong bow with a drawing power of at least ten stones cannot be opened by ordinary people.
It's not a big arc. But if he wanted to use this Noble Phantasm-level bow like a long-range sniper rifle like Xiaoqiang, Li Shushi couldn't do it anyway, even if he hadn't given up training all these years.
There is no day that goes by that his body does not use self-healing to refine his body, but in fact, he has never done this before today.
Not to mention achieving the level of perfection like just now - not to mention how sharp the arrows shot out, even performing that series of actions so smoothly and steadily was originally a luxury for Li Shushi.
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But I don’t know whether it was because he was possessed by the soul or because he was blessed in his heart. Not only did he do it, but he also did it perfectly.
But after all, it was a super performance or borrowing a power that did not belong to him at all, so it was just an arrow. Li Shushi felt as if he had been hollowed out and could not use any strength, just like Su Xiaoluo who had been destroyed.
It was as if Li was drained of all her juices on the bed. She probably wouldn't be able to do anything for a while. Naturally, she didn't even think about rubbing her arms around Loli. Instead, she was supported by Loli and retained her remaining dignity.
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Because of Su Xiaololi's petite body, when the sky is dark, she is not afraid that too many people will see what's going on. As for those who see it, even Miss Luo He is not someone who likes to talk casually.
Of course, it should be inevitable for her to use this matter to blackmail her in the future. After all, if Miss Luo He only did such a thing instead of going further, even Su Xiaololi would probably be powerless. After all, compared to
For the contribution this Bingzhou agricultural expert made to Bingzhou, the rewards that Li Shushi and Bingzhou could give her were too little.
But even after turning into this bear-like appearance, Li Shushi was in a pretty good mood.
Because as expected, only by comparison will you know what true happiness is.
#It turns out you are worse off than me! Hahahahaha~#
——Although this is indeed a psychological portrayal of Li Shushi, she is still a little shy about being exposed.
You are so shy, sister! Do you need to be shy about this kind of thing? You can just laugh out loud openly.
Although this statement is really too unethical, it is not a big deal for Li Shushi. After all, compared with this incident where the morale value is only lost by less than two digits, even if he loses four digits in morale value,
There is no shortage of five-digit things to do, especially those things that are deeply disgusted by the majority of FFF members. It is too numerous to describe, and they will no longer care about this loss.
It's not like I saved up every penny to get married.
The battle came to an end with Li Shushi's arrow. Yuan Shao didn't know whether he was alive or dead. However, the commander's flag fell down and he was taken away by his panicked subordinates. Because of this change, he faced people shouting "Yuan Shao is dead!"
Allied forces, some Yuan
Shao's officers and soldiers chose to flee, while some chose to surrender on the spot. The only thing that was not clear was what the Yuan troops who besieged Cao Cao's troops would choose. Would they grit their teeth and stamp their feet and choose to die with Cao Cao's troops?
To be honest, Li Shushi really had little expectations for such a result.
Xiaoqiang and his troops retreated to Li Shushi. Also returning were Dian Wei and Li Shushi's personal guards commanded by Xu Chu. The remaining Bingzhou Army troops, including Zilongjiang, were all sent out by Li Shushi to capture prisoners. Not only could those prisoners
Become the new cheap labor force in Bingzhou, and if Yuan Shao really has three strengths and two weaknesses, these people will become the vanguard of the invasion of Jizhou.
Anyway, Bingzhou has enough food to feed these people. In this regard, Miss Luohe's contribution is simply sky-high.
As for Xiao Qiang, who is standing next to Li Shushi, not only because he has no interest in this kind of work of capturing prisoners - if it were a bunch of girls, ten cows would not be able to pull him back, but also because he has enough in his hands
After all, although Yuan Shao retreated, he still did not lack outstanding generals and counselors. If these people gather a certain number of troops to fight back in the chaos, Li Shushi doesn't care what happens to others, but his own troops cannot be affected by this.
And damaged.
This will obviously affect the efficiency of the Bingzhou Army in capturing prisoners, but Li Shushi, who is now wealthy, does not need to care too much about more and less, and there is no need to take such risks anymore. On the contrary, safety first is the most important thing.
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But what made Li Shushi, who was already very vigilant, increase his vigilance again. It was Liu Xie who was kneeling on the ground and vomiting without any image at all. He had clearly held up his sword just now, as if he was guiding the people towards the direction of the Great Revolution.
She looked like a free girl. All she needed was to find Eugène Delacroix to record that scene completely.
Although when fighting against those troops loyal to Yuan Shao, Liu Xie was silent for a long time because his halo failed, but when Yuan Shao was taken away by his men and the entire army fell into a state of collapse. Liu Xie became active again, and he seemed to be once again
See your opportunity to excel.
But the reality was cruel. When he charged forward again, he was no longer protected by Mr. Zhang - the man Liu Bei left to manage the army was obviously not an empty-headed fool. He also wanted to use this
opportunities to develop Liu Beijun's strength, and it was precisely because of this idea that he forgot the important "mission" of protecting Liu Xie.
In fact, this cannot be completely blamed on Mr. Zhang. Even if you don’t see Chen Gong, who is known as the "wise man", the first thing he thinks of in this situation is to capture prisoners to expand his strength. Anyway, Liu Xie is the emperor.
When necessary, "begging" some food and grass from Li Shushi would be enough for them to support a sufficient number of troops. As for the fact that Liu Xie, a naughty boy, went crazy again under such circumstances, perhaps in Chen Gong's view, it would be beneficial to him.
plan.
Just think about the bewildered soldiers of Yuan Shao's army who threw away their weapons and knelt down in worship under the emperor's halo, while Cao Cao suffered a lot of losses to his elite forces because of Yuan Shao's strategy. Chen Gong's heart was filled with confusion.
fiery.
Perhaps Liu Xie's opportunity to push back against Cao Cao will be born tonight.
It's a pity that reality is always so cruel.
I don’t know whether he was instigated by others or because he was feeling grievances. In short, just when Liu Xie seemed to be playing a horse riding and slashing game, three big men jumped out from the grass on the side, raised their bows and arrows, and shot straight at the war horses.
Liu Xie was frightened and a little at a loss. Those personal followers who were supposed to protect Liu Xie were still far away from him and could not react.
However, I don’t know whether I should say that Liu Xie is lucky or that the soldiers are bad luck (Li Shushi is more inclined to the former, after all, Liu Xie’s luck attributes are among the best among all the characters Li Shushi has seen in the entire plane.
Existence - Question 1
00 full value, are you afraid?), one of the three arrows shot was blocked by the frightened horse standing upright, and the other arrow missed Liu Xie's slightly tilted body and flew into the darkness for the same reason.
I don't know which unlucky guy screamed.
As for the last arrow, it lived up to expectations and made a great contribution. It hit the emperor's shoulder socket. As a result, the horse was frightened and carried the kinetic energy attached to the feather arrow. Liu Xie, who had average riding skills, was immediately thrown to the ground from his horse.
It's not miserable.
However, these three people only had one chance to take action. The frightened war horses rushed towards the three of them. But when they avoided the frightened horses and prepared to take action, they found that they had already been stabbed in the chest.
At the same time, Liu Xie's personal followers rushed to Liu Xie's side and surrounded the injured young emperor.
It was only at this time that Zhao Nan, who had saved the emperor's life, breathed a sigh of relief and put down his riding bow. However, this did not stop his soldiers from using their bows and arrows to shoot those rebellious people who dared to assassinate the emperor into hedgehogs.
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After such a near miss, Liu Xie, who turned pale, no longer had the same high spirits as before. Even if Chen Gong had all kinds of plans, he could only do nothing in the face of such a young emperor who was obviously no longer able to fight.
Hu Naihe.
So Liu Xie's subordinates not only did not follow the Bingzhou Army and Liu Bei's Army to capture prisoners, but also recalled Zhao Nan's troops. Surrounding Liu Xie always looked inexplicably reminiscent of those people in the comics who were killed after their whole bodies were broken.
Mummified patient.
As the sky turned white, it heralded that this tense and chaotic night was about to end. It was at this time that Li Shushi finally saw Cao Cao, who was surrounded by his subordinates and came to him.
This black-skinned dwarf was indeed very tough. Even though he had just experienced a fierce battle and his strength was exhausted, he still smiled and forced himself to ride his horse to Li Shushi.
Compared with such a strong Cao Cao, Li Shushi, who was supported by a loli behind him, was really weak.
However, Li Shushi did not do anything unnecessary because he felt a little embarrassed. After all, it is an open secret that Li Shushi has a fierce lolita who is always around him, so if there is anything else at this time
On the contrary, the reaction is a kind of concealment. It is better to show it openly and pretend to be unpredictable.
#It’s impossible, you have already been seen through!#
——Sure enough, the barrage has become more and more arrogant these days. If you have the guts, don’t run away after school!
"If Shu Shi hadn't come to his rescue today, Cao Ji would not have been spared."
"Yuan Shao's rebellious people will be punished by everyone. I am just responding to your majesty's edict. At most, I can protect the merchants and travelers under my rule."
"I heard that I had to run away because of an arrow shot by you in Shushi. It's really admirable. Compared with you, Shushi, I can be regarded as a useless old man."
"As an old man, his ambition is to reach a thousand miles; as a martyr in his old age, his ambition is endless. Why should Mengde use old age as an excuse?"
"Everyone in the world says that you are an uneducated person, but Cao Cao thought this was nonsense before. I have gained a lot from you in the past years. Today I heard such words that made Cao Cao feel sad, and my heart
It really feels good."
Unfortunately, before Cao Cao could laugh a few times, his laughter turned into a violent cough because it affected an unknown wound on his body.
Perhaps this black-skinned dwarf was destined to be unfit to laugh in this situation since he was born.
But even so, it did not hinder Cao Cao's good mood at this moment.
"By the way, Shu Shi, Cao Cao is not clear about something, and I need you to help clarify it."
"This is strange. Your Xun Wenruo is a well-known 'Wang Zuozhi' in the world. He is a well-educated man. If you don't go to him to answer your questions, why do you find him on my head? Although I don't know either.
I feel that I am really unlearned, but there is still a big gap compared to those old masters who are well-read in poetry and books, or smart and resourceful people."
"Haha, if it's another question, I naturally don't dare to trouble you, Li Shushi. Even if you are very happy, I'm afraid that you will mislead me. But for this question of mine, looking at the whole world, maybe you are the only one who can answer it for me.
Confused."
"Huh? Is there really such a magical question in the world?" Li Shushi was really curious. He thought about it carefully. Even if it was a more personal question, he would not be the only one who could answer it.
"..." Facing Li Shushi's curious eyes, Cao Cao suddenly seemed hesitant to speak. He first looked at the guards around him and asked them to retreat to a farther place, and then looked at Li Shushi again.
It wasn't until Li Shushi signaled his personal guards to retreat to the same distance, that for a moment there were only Li Shushi, Cao Cao and Su Xiaoluoli behind him within a ten-foot radius, that Cao Cao finally seemed to feel at ease and sighed deeply.
That angular face suddenly showed countless signs of fatigue. (To be continued...)