Li Shushi was surprised. Yes, he was very surprised now, not only because of the majestic battlefield, but also because of the familiar yet unfamiliar figures on the battlefield.
Well, actually, the first thing Li Shu felt before he felt surprised was pain in his balls.
The most conspicuous thing among that rather majestic army is a large sedan chair carried by sixty-four people. However, it has no curtains and no roof. You can clearly see a smaller figure sitting lazily.
He was sitting on a high-backed chair that was as tall as one person on a broad base like a platform. But he didn't know whether it was because of the distance or some other reason, but Li Shushi couldn't see the other person's face clearly.
However, the other party's clothes can be clearly seen. He is wearing a purple jacket and long skirt with a prairie ethnic style. They should be made of the fur of some kind of precious animal, because the white embroidery on the jacket is
Furs are obviously not cheap goods. When Li Shushi followed Lu Bu to hunt around Zhuo County, Lu Bu did not fail to spread some common sense to him.
Moreover, judging from the towering breasts that cannot be covered even by a thick jacket worn only in winter, there is no doubt that the other party is a woman. Well, after seeing the "angel" and the cat girl in the palace costume beauty, maybe from afar
The person sitting on the 64-carriage sedan should not be called a woman. The word female may be more appropriate.
On the sixty-four-carriage sedan, in addition to the female creature sitting on the throne-like seat in the middle, there were also two presumably male creatures with quite astonishing physiques standing on both sides of the seat. One of them had a head.
Wearing a purple gold crown with three prongs for hair, a Xichuan red cotton hundred-flower robe, and an animal mask with a swallowing head
He is wearing ring armor, wearing an exquisite lion belt around his waist, holding a terrifying death scythe in his hand, and a pair of tiger eyes emitting a red light that is completely unlike humans. The other side is wearing a coat covered with various tattoos.
On the upper body, each hand is dragging a blue-black ball that is two sizes larger than a football. It must be quite heavy.
Although the combination of Beauty and the Beast is a bit strange, for Li Shushi, who is physically and mentally exhausted but also has a high thunder resistance in the steel jungle world and has been exposed to all kinds of ghosts and beasts like wild horses, antelope horns, and thunder.
It’s nothing, anyway, compared to the Lolicons of the Kogenji family like the founding father, they are truly role models for our generation, not to mention that they have left numerous statues.
But as the army moved forward, Li Shushi, who originally thought the scene was vulgar enough, gradually changed his expression because of the dull but familiar faces.
For example, Lu Bu and Lu Xiaoqiang, who stood on the sixty-four-carriage sedan and held the death scythe in his hand, looked more like a beast even though his aura was more ferocious, and Dian Wei Dian E, whose face was more ferocious and terrifying.
Li Shushi recognized familiar faces one after another, although he would rather be blind or a patient with cerebral cortex disease who can only remember the events of the day, so that he would not have to bear the painful feeling.
Zhao Yun was holding what seemed to be an extended version of the dung fork, Zhang He was holding something like a dog's paw, Xu Chu was holding something like a mallet, Qu Yi was holding a fork with an enlarged handle and a shortened version, and Du Dubi was holding a dagger.
It's Cao Chun who has a "dagger"...
Of course, these are all faces that Li Shushi is familiar with. After all, the appearance of those guys who are no longer human at all is really weird. The light haze of various colors coming out of their eyes is considered ordinary. As for the flaming hair mutation
The limbs and limbs were also normal, and some of them were obviously fished out of ice caves and still had a lot of broken ice on them that had not thawed.
And walking at the forefront of these people were two guys who moved like zombies. Apart from their stiff but fast movements that were very unhuman, the two people had not undergone any major "surgery" elsewhere, so Li Shushi recognized them.
It's a little easier.
Those are Wang Yue and Tong Yuan...
Ever since Li Shushi traveled to that magical land, he has been taken care of by Old Man Tong, who helped him adapt to this society when he was once confused, tolerated many of his outrageous things, and even gave him an identity that he could stand on.
And he got involved in areas that he had sworn not to get involved in again, and he didn't hesitate to pull his old face to wipe his ass for what he had done.
Although Li Shushi understood some of the reasons why Old Man Tong did this, in any case, without this old man, it would be very difficult for him as an otaku to survive in that strange era and live a good life.
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Now even an old man with such strength has been brutally killed. Li Shushi feels that he is extremely angry now. But when he is about to rush towards the huge army to fight with him, the seemingly weak little hands of the beauty in palace clothes are...
It seemed that she put it on his shoulder casually. But with a gentle press from her, Li Shushi's feet were successfully rooted into the soil.
Of course, not all the scenes in that army were terrifying and biohazard-like. At least there was a team of beauties standing next to the sixty-four-carriage sedan. Although they were not large in size, they were extremely eye-catching among the army of biochemical monsters that surrounded them.
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It's just that the beauty is beautiful without beauty, but her eyes are as empty as the others, and she looks like she's been spoiled.
Perhaps the only normal person in the entire team is the female creature sitting lazily on the throne like a king.
"What about me..." Seeing Li Shushi, who had half of his body buried in the ground, gradually calmed down, the beauty in palace clothes said casually: "I have been in poor health recently, and my heart always hurts badly. It was just fine at first.
It was a dull pain, but as time went by, the pain continued to increase, and recently it even made it impossible for me to sleep."
It can't be seen from the outside at all. Although Li Shushi habitually pops out a comment in his mind, it's just that he is obviously not in such a good mood now. And the other party obviously knows how well Li Shushi is feeling now.
Oops.
"So, I just wanted to see if I could find out the cause of my illness. But to my surprise, I actually found the cause of my illness. Do you know that I was very, very, very surprised at the time?"
"Although you added so many modifiers, are you really so surprised just because you found the cause? Have you never found the cause before when you were sick? How did you survive until now without finding the cause?
Is it possible that you just resisted and resisted all your illnesses and then got over it?"
Well, Li Shushi really couldn't hold it back this time. Could it be that the beauty next to her became a fool because she was ill when she was young and failed to receive timely treatment? But then again, in a room that is empty and maze-like,
Even a fool can get used to it after living here for decades. Otherwise, wouldn’t it be easy for him to die young when he enters society naturally?
"You are thinking of something very, very rude again. Forget it, as you said, even if I get sick, I can't find the cause and can only fight hard and wait for the pain to subside. That's why this time
He would be so surprised. Hey, don't look at me with pity, don't look at me like this, I'm much smarter than you."
"Forget it, you go ahead." That's right, even if the other person is really the same, it is too much to look at the other person like that. Li Shushi said that he is a good child, and a good child should know his mistakes and correct them.
"You! Do you want to know the cause of my illness this time?" The beauty in palace clothes was obviously very angry with Li Shushi. The expressions of anger, blame, pity, and helplessness on her beautiful face changed back and forth, and finally turned into a stiff expression.
Change the topic.
"I'd like to hear the details." Because he intuitively felt that what the other party wanted to say was related to the scene he saw, Li Shushi was not in the mood to continue teasing the beautiful woman. The most important thing was that Li Shushi did not find anyone in that team.
The sight of himself and Su Xiaololi made Li Shushi feel confused. He didn't know whether what happened in front of him was no longer in the same plane as where he once was, or whether he and the loli had already gone to the Palace of Hell in advance to find one for everyone.
It's a relatively spacious Anju room.
"I discovered that one should be said to be a fool, or a fool, or should I say ⑨, well, he became smart, and then did many, many interesting or boring things, plus two people who were unwilling to be lonely.
Stupid! Damn! (Li Shushi heard this and said that this beauty is so gnashing her teeth!) She made things a mess. Really, everyone is so restless."
"I feel like there are some things in what you just said that may be worth debating."
"This is your misunderstanding." Facing Li Shushi's questioning expression, a certain beauty acted very calm and innocent.
"Then go on, I believe our meeting will not be just to listen to your complaints about the three idiots who caused trouble."
"Don't make it sound like we are destined. If you want to propose to me, sister, you are too far off."
The beauty in palace clothes opened her arms vigorously, as if she wanted to express the gap between the two of them, but Li Shushi didn't care about this. After all, he didn't have any idea about having anything to do with the top beauty in front of him.
What expectations? Speaking of which, if he hadn’t been with Su Xiaololi for several years and gradually accepted her from his heart, Li Shushi would have been very defensive about Su Xiaololi at the beginning. So, if you stand in a wall and have no desire, you will be strong.
"Do you know anything about fruits? I'm not talking about the functions of fruits, but the principles of making fruits."
"About the extraction and mixing of positive and negative energy?" Li Shushi frowned instinctively at the other party's question.
"It seems that you know more than I thought. Yes, fruits have magical powers, but you should also know that only fruits with a fusion of positive and negative energies can truly change the human body's qualifications to a certain extent.
But fruits with only positive energy are not so powerful."
"Does this have anything to do with it?"
"The growth of all things will not only absorb positive energy, but also negative energy, so human beings will be happy and angry at the same time; they can burst out with amazing power at critical moments, and various things will happen.
Transformation. The intersection of yin and yang is a perfect world. Then I ask you again, you should know that the body can grow through killing."
"Of course, so elite soldiers cannot be obtained through training alone. Only veterans who have seen blood are qualified to be called elite soldiers."
"Here's the problem. After a creature that stores energy dies, the energy will float into the air. Part of it will be captured by the creature that harmed it, part of it will be captured by the inanimate object that harmed it, and the rest will be dissipated between heaven and earth. But
, did you know that because of the relationship between seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, the energy obtained by living things is positive. But the utensils are different. They will absorb energy regardless of positive or negative. In other words,
If a creature is killed by another creature, then the positive and negative energy dissipated in the air will be unbalanced. Although the world will digest a large amount of negative energy and turn it into original life energy, (see Li Shushi
You don’t need to investigate the specific operation method (showing curious eyes), but this conversion will eventually have a limit. Beyond this limit, negative energy will accumulate and some disasters will occur.”
"For example?" I guess all the visions in troubled times are related to this. Although the other party hasn't given an answer yet, Li Shushi already has some understanding.
"You have really become smarter. Then let me continue. This is a story that happened quite a long time ago."
p.s. As an Italian supporter, Spain should pay the most attention to Italy. It’s just that Italy is so strange this year, and we are not used to it. When Juventus won the championship in 2006, there was a "phone call"
"Goal", this year Juventus finally won the championship again but there was another "betting goal". Well, as Juventus fans, we are definitely not saying that Juventus is losing its goal star, but I have some emotions, just some emotions...
