The old man did not waste any more time on Li Shushi. Just when he was thinking wildly, the old man was already missing the money bag in his hand.
A guy who looked like a passerby could not affect Li Shushi's mood for visiting. However, this noisy courtyard was obviously not a good place to visit. Thinking about his desperate personal attributes, Li Shushi decided that he should walk away quietly.
Stepping slowly into the main hall of the shrine, Li Shushi immediately felt that his ears were completely clean. There was silence in the entire hall, the surrounding inner walls were painted green, and the pillars supporting the hall were solemn navy blue.
Although there are many pilgrims in the hall who are begging for something, what is strange is that you can only see those people's mouths moving, but you can't hear a sound.
"Wow~ Sure enough, there are some tricks..." Before Li Shushi could finish his emotion, he noticed something was wrong. He found that he couldn't even hear his own voice.
"Isn't the sound that I make transmitted not only through air vibration but also through the vibration of my own muscles and bones? Why can't I hear my own voice!!" Li Shushi feels that he has been paid for 16 years in vain.
Educated.
Under such eerie silence, the entire temple showed a different sense of solemnity. "Mao Sumu, this must be haunted. It is definitely haunted. It is absolutely haunted." Li Shushi was immediately shocked.
coffee table.
"Buzz buzz..." A familiar voice rang, "This sound sounds so familiar."
"Pah", as if he remembered something, Li Shuyong hit his left palm hard with his right fist, "Isn't this the usual vibrating sound of a cell phone?"
"But where did mobile phones come from in this ancient world, which is more than 1,000 years away from the 21st century?" Li Shushi felt as if his spiritual coffee table, which was once as stable as Mount Tai, was now placed in Sendai, Japan.
However, the reality ruthlessly shattered Li Shushi's feeble complaints. As if only he could feel it, the vibrating sound of his cell phone was still making a tenacious sound that made Li Shushi's whole body feel weak.
"Hey, are you Dragon King Maru? Please come and support me. Master, I can't support you any longer." Well, this kid has been tortured to the point of insanity, but then again, when did Master Shibalagu change his career to become a robber?
Yeah, Senshenmaru will jump into lava.
Maybe it is really useful to let the brain do some mental exercises. At least Li Shushi has noticed a certain gem that is ready to move in his equipment slot.
"What's going on? Is he summoning aliens? Or is he actually Dragon X Radar? Besides, even if it is a mobile phone, there is no answer button." Li Shushi's thoughts are in danger of diverging outwards.
"Ahem~ It's really noisy..." A rough old man's voice sounded from the bottom of Li Shushi's heart.
"Alai? What is going on?" Li Shushi was completely shocked and felt that there must have been a huge drop of sweat on his head at this moment.
"Huh~cough...@#￥%&@&" The communication signal suddenly became extremely noisy, which made Li Shushi even more confused. It was infinitely close to the state of a girl reading a book with a violin as a weapon.
"I said that my throat has been uncomfortable for decades, and it turned out that a strange bead was stuck in it." Li Shushi felt as if he saw a dark crow flying in the sky.
"I said, little kid, didn't your husband teach you to respect the elderly and the virtuous? You stuffed such a strange thing into my throat, it almost broke my old bones apart."
"Are you, are you a monster!? Otherwise, why would you appear in my heart?" A fairy? Unlike a monster? It's very suspicious. Thank you, leave our body quickly. The coffee table in Li Shushi's soul was overturned once again.
"You can call me a divine beast or a monster. Anyway, you can call me an intelligent non-human being whatever you want, as long as you don't wake up the old man from his nap." The voice in my heart seemed to be caused by lack of sleep.
There are some random thoughts about the reason.
"Yes~ I'm really sorry for waking you up, old man." We didn't want to, and Li Shushi said that she was also wronged.
"Old man, I am not a idle and bored guy (seemingly sleeping for a thousand years), what do you want from me?" The voice seemed to be showing signs of waking up.
"This junior's wife is seriously injured and has difficulty giving birth. She urgently needs to use Suzaku eggshells and the horns on your head to save her life." Li Shushi blurted out this sentence without knowing what was going on.
"You want to use my horn as an anti-fetal medicine! Where did you hear this folk remedy? If a human mother eats these two things at the same time, the baby may not be able to pop out but instead lay eggs!" Okay, over there.
It seems that he really hasn't woken up yet.
"Egg? This..." Li Shushi continued faithfully.
"How can mortals tolerate the sacred medicine of spiritual beasts? It would be weird if you don't take it and your nose will bleed~ Unless your wife is not human!" The inexplicable conversation continued.
"Yes~ This junior's wife is from the Nuwa ethnic group. Sometimes her appearance is half snake body, but other than that, she is no different from an ordinary person." This person was almost laughing.
"You think I'm going to say, 'I often do the same thing. The most recent time was when your wife's grandmother gave birth to your mother-in-law thirty-seven years ago. She also tasted the forbidden fruit at such a young age. She had no spiritual power or physical strength.
Will a child who is pregnant with a human being when mature lose the ability to change into a human form?" Well, this person finally woke up completely. (I would like to pay tribute to the great immortal 1 with this paragraph)
"Okay, the joke ends here, kid, why are you calling me?" At this moment, the voice in his heart was no longer lazy, but exuded a breathless coercion. And Li Shushi also paid attention to
When they arrived, all the pilgrims who were standing in the hall fell to their knees and kowtowed, their mouths never closed for a moment.
"If I say that I don't know if you will eat me, I really mean it." Li Shushi was frightened by the sudden pressure. Well, I guess this guy will definitely become a glorious person in the great revolutionary morale.
uprising personnel.
"You must be carrying the authentic Qinglong Baoyu. Although I don't know why the jade originally enshrined in the Luoyang Palace was brought to such a remote area by you, but if you can't explain it clearly, I don't mind activating the power of this temple.
Let you taste the feeling of a lightning strike." The voice became more and more sinister. Li Shushi felt that everything was fine now that he didn't wet his pants.
However, although his legs were shaking with fear, the problem still had to be solved. Looking around, he found that other people in the hall were still praying meticulously, and no one paid attention to the situation on his side. So Li Shushi equipped himself in the auxiliary equipment column
I took out the green dragon jade inside.
Qinglong Baoyu
Attribute: Divine Jade
Function: Can ban curses
???:??????
Exp:12/10000
Alai? When did the experience increase? Huh? It’s still increasing. Looking at the exp that has jumped to 13, Li Shushi felt a little confused.
"Hey, this is not genuine, but it is not a counterfeit either. And it has nothing to do with the genuine product." The majestic voice was full of doubts at this time, but the coercion directed at Li Shushi just now has also been reduced a lot.
"This thing, this thing is projected from below." Even if he died, he could not tell about the treasure manual. Finding that the voice had not discovered his secret for so long, Li Shushi decided to insist on "confession, leniency, and jail time;
"Refuse to be strict and go home to celebrate the New Year." The sixteen-character policy. It's really a blessing that the other party doesn't know how to read minds.
"Interesting little guy, I've taken note of you. Forget it, although I don't know what method you used to create this treasure that can communicate with me, but after all, this is your human wisdom, and I should be proud of it.
Yes. As a reward for you, I will give you a magical fruit."
"It turned out to be the command force fruit!" Li Shushi looked at the strange blue fruit in his pocket in surprise and couldn't help but be overjoyed.
