"I'll die for you who charge cash now!" Yekong said with an angry look on his face, puffing out his reasonably good chest.
"Um...do we have a so-called cash deposit here..." Xiaoying was ready to act as a punching bag as usual...
"There!" Yezong pointed angrily at the black-haired boy standing outside the window who looked like an ordinary person except for his height, and the beautiful girl with long cherry-colored hair next to the boy who looked like she was about to burst into tears.
Bang~
Probably because he was not angry enough, Ye Kong said "Why do people have to be beaten by Baga Ye Kong?" and swung the criminal fly swatter in his hand towards the face of a victim with a pretty chest, causing a critical hit + fatal blow damage.
"Obviously... he is just an ordinary person who will be forgotten in the blink of an eye. Why is it that he not only attracts the attention of the class president who is a campus idol, but also now has an unidentified mysterious transfer student? The most important thing is that he is beautiful.
A girl. And it is said that she has an affair with a third-year onee-sama, a second-year quasi-sister, and a first-year reserve onee-sama from Seizakura Girls' College on the outskirts of the city. It is also said that she abducts beautiful girls from the streets and takes them home. Really.
Really, really..."
"As expected of a bookish brother, he is indeed very manly!" Yukimura, please don't cause trouble at a time like this!
"I didn't expect you, classmate Li, to be such a scumbag!" A certain yellow-haired delinquent immediately changed his stance.
"The little eagle who has stepped on many boats has no right to speak against me. How dare you say that the relationship between you and Li Ke is innocent!"
Although he knew that this was probably a slander, for the sake of his own safety, Li Shushi decided that it would be better to betray his teammates.
"Little~Eagle~~~!!!"
Sure enough, along with the shouts that seemed to come from hell, the little eagle found that there was a pile of black sticky objects in front of him, and it seemed to be growing. Wow! The little eagle was about to be completely submerged in the black mud.
.
As for how many pieces the little eagle will eventually be divided into and put on a good ship and floated far away, it is not something Li Shushi can know. Anyway, the little eagle has been completely fused with the black mud. Although the little eagle wants to struggle a few times, the result seems to be accelerated.
The progress bar of the black mud swallowing is gone.
Little Eagle, I hope you can buy more boats in heaven, Amen.
"I'm not dead yet!"
"Well, maybe I'm hallucinating. Sure enough, little eagle in heaven, you will always be my friend."
"I said you really want me to be [beep~] and [beep~]?!!"
"Some people are alive, but they are dead; some people are dead, but they are still alive."
"I'm so sorry that my life would be worse than death."
"Everyone is destined to die. It may be heavier than Mount Fuji or lighter than a feather."
"What do you mean?"
I haven't noticed yet, but even being wrapped in black mud can't stop Xiaoying's desire to complain.
"Hmm, although the eaglet is like a feather, if it dies for Lord Yozora, it might become a little heavier. Well, maybe it will rise to the level of potato chips."
"Maria wants to eat potato chips!!!" She is indeed a genius nun, so easy to complain about!
"It turns out that my value is not as good as a piece of potato chips..." Reporting to the commander, the Kitty Hawk has been sunk.
In this case, maybe I should be awarded the Chrysanthemum Medal Necklace (Note 1) of the Great Sage.
Thanks to Xiaoying's sacrifice of his own ego, Li Shushi finally managed to sneak into the activity room of the Neighbors Club.
But then again, if Ye Kong hadn't pointed it out, Li Shushi wouldn't have discovered that he had interacted with so many beautiful girls, even though there were actually seven beautiful girl tenants living in the house, and all of them were very magical.
"Well, it seems that I once went on a date with a certain piece of meat at the swimming pool, but I don't care about the fact that you are willing to be with the rotten meat. After all, this kind of caring behavior is also great. Thank you for your hard work.
Shushi classmates."
Hey, hey, Lord Yozora, please don't talk about why your eyes are shining, okay? These are all impulses committed when you were young.
Hey, Xiaoying, I really didn't mean to pry the boat under your feet. This is completely a misunderstanding. Don't look like "I misjudged you"! And Sena over there, don't look like "
"I am no longer pure, and I am not worthy of Xiao Ying." Even if I accidentally saw some benefits that I shouldn't have seen, I don't need to look like this...
And this guy next to me, please don’t look at me with an expression like “There is a terrible scumbag here”!!!
Forget it, it’s better to destroy this world or let you eat it, coach!
All in all, today's Neighbors Club is still as lively as usual.
"Eh? Isn't this classmate Shushi? Why are you standing here? Do you want new classmates to join your club?"
I don't know when, a familiar voice sounded behind me. Well, the expression on the elusive squad leader's face at this moment is... a bit resentful?! I guess it has nothing to do with him.
Although Li Shushi felt a little guilty, he felt relieved when he thought about the other side of the monitor. After all, although the monitor behind him usually looks like a goddess, he actually likes to play pranks, but most people can't see it.
Just like a certain current elder sister of Saint Sakura Academy.
"Sir, monitor, I seem to have done my homework well recently and I don't need you to tutor me alone."
Although this kind of single-person tutoring is indeed dreamy, it is also very dangerous. If it were not held in a club with "the most bizarre reputation in Sui Qun Yuan", maybe Li Shushi believed that the three giants could be published in the next day's newspaper
I saw a strange news article on the Internet about "suspected human-shaped concrete pillars appeared on the beach of Tokyo Bay".
"Student Shushi has indeed adapted a lot recently. Today is indeed not for Shushi. However, if there is anything that Shushi doesn't understand about his studies, you can come to me or the teacher. Everyone is very enthusiastic and kind."
A patient person.”
The squad leader still has that healing expression, unlike the person next to me, who looks like a goddess with a healing smile, but when cut open, it turns out to be a depressing black, full of despair.
But Li Shushi, who was thinking this way, soon felt a sharp twisting pain in his waist. Although he tried hard to find the traces of the murderer, it was obvious that the other party's technique was very skillful and did not leave any flaws.
"Let me tell you, does a girl like this need to come to our place to make friends? And she is in the same class as you, right? I heard that there is an amazing girl transferred to your class. Not only is she very beautiful, but she also has a good temperament.
He is also very good, he is gentle and kind to others, and he is very popular among both boys and girls, unlike a certain piece of meat."
Everyone ignored some innocent confused voice like "those girls are so annoying" and all turned their attention to the cherry-colored long-haired girl who had been standing silently (?) next to Li Shushi with a gentle smile.
"Well...actually, according to her level, she should have joined the archery club, but because she was afraid of life, she..."
"So you and she, the current ones, should go to the Kyudo Club. Anyway, from the director to the deputy director, they are all rare beauties."
Speaking of Lord Yozora, since you plan to drive people away, why do you always shoot eye darts at me from the corner of your eyes? Although I know that the original purpose of this club is to satisfy the two-person world of you and Kodaka, it's just...
"Please Lord Yekong (although every time I say this, I always give priority to Yekong to hit someone...), please be sure to keep me here."
Sure enough, this place is much more relaxed than the Kyudo Club, which is full of dangers and has pick-ups.
"Since you asked sincerely, it's not impossible to agree, but..."
"Please be sure to enjoy the family's secret cappuccino every day at noon." Anyway, it's just a matter of letting Nanoha make a few more cups every day.
"Well, let the girl next to you introduce yourself. It's not good to just stand there all the time."
"Sister Yozora is indeed the most powerful and domineering." Yukimura, you are not complaining, you are just saying something in a declarative tone... Forget it, the taming skills of the mere Kodaka are far inferior to those of the Fujibayashi family.
That animal tamer sister.
"My skills are not enough in comparison!" Although Xiaoying's voice sounded bad, it depends on who is speaking to him.
"Hello everyone in the Neighbor Club, my name is Shikame Maruka. My hobbies are writing and painting. My enemies used to be cakes, but they are no longer. I really hope to make friends with everyone in the Neighbor Club."
After speaking, he bowed politely to everyone, showing his good etiquette habits.
"Uh... I really can't believe it. This is everyone's daughter. She's not like a piece of meat and lacks education."
"Baga Yekong is the one, Baga Yekong is the most uneducated..." But he was ignored by everyone again.
"Yes, although the contact time is not long, I can clearly feel that Shikame-san is a very good person." Even the class leader, who was named a goddess by many classmates, also sincerely praised this. You can imagine this
What an outstanding girl.
Of course, Li Shushi, who seems to have a close relationship with this outstanding girl, received the unanimous "scumbag" look.
Li Shushi couldn't help but cry and laugh at such a result and could only bear it silently.
Yes, the goddess-like figure next to him is really a genuine goddess in strict terms. Although Li Shushi did not understand what kind of great god this was after working for a long time, Li Shushi remembered her and her very clearly.
The five-color team around her and the high-end combat power she represents.
To be honest, he was actually able to summon this most powerful magical girl who is said to be able to change the rules and even the direction of the world's threads.
Witch, this is very unscientific no matter how you look at it.
If the reason why he was able to summon Uesugi Kenshin's sister was because Li Shushi had the aura of a warrior to some extent, the most important thing was that he once bought a replica of the cane sword held by his sister in the shopping street out of curiosity, so he summoned his sister.
It's not something inexplicable.
But what about Madoka? How should Madoka, the **monkey soju, be explained? Firstly, she is not a magical girl, secondly, she is not a witch, and thirdly, she has nothing to do with magic. Probably... even if she has seen Madoka's deeds before.
But he had also admired the performances of the Conquering King and various King's teams, but why did he summon an Ochako (Note 2) that he was not good at at all?
Of course, the strength of a creature like Madoka is extremely powerful, especially after using the Space and Time Management Bureau to transfer the command spell to Nanoha, the strength of Madoka, which has sufficient magic power, has increased rapidly, and may now be called a valky.
ie Yuanxiang has no problem with a name that sounds so powerful and powerful. With just one shot, the head of state and his good friend Stalin can finally get married.
As for the other mysterious caste
, because there is less information, it is not easy to guess, but the big fluffy tail that always likes to wag around always reminds Li Shushi of something, but because the height difference is too big, he gave up the association.
It's just a pity that we didn't take the opportunity to recruit any cute and powerful characters like Lu Bu Fengxian, Guan Yu Yunchang or Zhao Yun Zilong.
In order to better monitor suspicious persons, Suiqunhara has one more member besides Hayate Yagami, who is the chairman, and Li Shushi, a transfer student. This is Maruka Shikame, who publicly appeared here.
The reason. As I said before, with magic power and an existence like Nanoha, there is no pressure at all even if you don't turn into a spirit body all day long.
As for the other two servants, sister Uesugi is similar to my king's foodie because her appetite, which was originally a bottomless pit, became even more unfathomable after becoming a Heroic Spirit, even if the master had no worries about magic power after becoming Fit.
The supply problem remains the same, so much so that the consumption of ingredients in Jade House has reached a terrifying rate visible to the naked eye.
And this is also another SE who is Hayate
The reason vant had to stay at home was because of this caste
Not to mention anything else, at least in terms of cooking skills, even the three magic gun giants combined are far behind. Even Li Shushi's appetite has more than doubled after eating her food, not to mention a certain
A satisfied foodie sister.
It's a miracle that Tsuiya's finances didn't collapse because of Uesugi-san.
Of course, the reason for this situation must be attributed to the SE that Li Shuzhen has signed now.
vant.
It is said that Li Shushi summoned three se
Vant didn't even sign a contract with himself and transferred everything to the three giants of magic guns. Instead, a certain yellow-haired bad girl who was "abducted" (whisper of the wind) from the street for inexplicable reasons became Li Shushi's sex.
vant, this world is indeed a wonderful place.
Although the beautiful girl suffered from complete amnesia, and although she did not lose her talents and social activities, she could not remember even a little bit of information related to her identity.
It's really weird.
However, thanks to this girl's wealth, which is as bottomless as Sister Uesugi's stomach, Tsuiwu even stopped opening its doors and dedicated it to a few se
Vant can make and eat enough food to become an extremely wealthy country.
Hayate, who likes to be lazy, is very satisfied with this result, but the tyrant seems to have inherited Momoko's genes in this matter, and must let everyone enjoy the happiness of the Takamachi family.
He really deserves to be a kind tyrant, huh? Why does this statement make me feel like I am a patient with Stockholm Syndrome?
I don't know why, Li Shushi suddenly burst into tears.
"You guys, please be more serious. You are obviously a warrior, but you actually need Madoka, an archer, to help you fend off monsters. You are too unqualified."
Now the Neighbors Department is playing a large-scale holographic online game based on the famous "Monster Hunter". Because of the existence of Science, we can get the internal beta version from the game company in advance. Of course, you can also think of us as a group of free program testers.
Although the staff is very unprofessional, it may not be without any surprises.
Harvest, after all, the competitive relationship between Yozora and Sena makes the final result of every game activity not two people fighting each other, causing monsters to take advantage of the opportunity to hold each other back during the fight, so that the monsters will eventually be rounded up. This behavior of focusing on selling teammates
It is estimated that even the internal testers of game companies may not try it.
By the way, even in the most naughty online game novels, the behavior of these two people will definitely only appear within the villains. Could it be that the true identity of Our Neighbors is a group of big villains who are ready to cause destruction?
No, never use this setting.
By the way, if it is Ye Kong, the final outcome will probably be that Kodaka meets and dies together. Of course, as long as he does not meet Long Aotian, it will be considered a happy end for Kodaka. As for Sena, he will definitely be caught by the protagonist and then xxooooxx
, finally succumb to the protagonist’s strong and terrifying power.
As for myself, maybe I will fall with Yukimura in the end, provided that Yukimura's true attributes are not discovered.
But having said that, I obviously went to the swimming pool with Yukimura and saw Yukimura changing clothes. I didn't see any white ribbon-like objects on it. Could it be that the reason why Yukimura pursues the way of a man so much?
Is it simply because you have to use it as an airport when you reach high school, so you just throw it away?
No matter how poor Hongbai is, he still has an A, and my king seems to be able to do a little more.
Yukimura, as expected, everyone has difficulties in living till now.
"Brother Shushi, do you want to attack? I understand, and I will definitely follow Brother Shushi's footsteps."
Soft voice, soft body, soft... no, no, doesn't it look the same as yooooo, no, even if Yukimura is not a pure man, he always feels like the wings of Lord Lucifer are emerging behind him
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"By the way, where have we traveled?" Unknowingly, I was distracted and did not notice the change in the surrounding scene. When I finally woke up, I found that the map in front of me was no longer the map I was familiar with just now.
"Hey... Let me look at the map... It should be the XX Curse Temple. According to the information provided by the science students, it should be a dungeon leading to the final space. As long as we can pass it, it will be easy to reach the boss.
Temple. It seems that in order to compete for time with the night sky group, Sena chose a relatively short route."
"Sir, monitor, why are you playing games here? Aren't you a super good student? If you do such a decadent activity, be careful of the mountain storm of the horned beast."
"It just so happens that there are no important activities in the student union today, so it doesn't matter if you don't go to the meeting, and I feel very relaxed here. Although the reputation is a bit strange, everyone is surprisingly a good person."
It seems that the squad leader, who always looks like a goddess on weekdays, is also having a hard time.
Although our group has the super smart squad leader Sena and Madoka and Yukimura who are excellent in combat (am I holding back...), due to the trick of fate, we met on the way to search the dungeon.
A group arrived in the night sky, and the result...the group was destroyed.
So this is the end of the peace.
It's really a blessing that there is no war or anything, Coca-Cola, if you ignore Sena who burst into tears again because of the fly swatter.
By the way, why do I say "again"?
Note 1: Daisuke Chrysanthemum Medal Necklace, Japan’s highest medal, its wartime status is equivalent to the Soviet Hero Gold Star Medal during the Soviet Union, the American Medal of Honor or the German Iron Cross with Stars. Later he became the emperor or foreign leader
The patent here is mainly the "Kitty Hawk" aircraft carrier. If one person can sink such an aircraft carrier with a load of 86,000 tons, he should be able to get the highest medal. At least the Guoguang Medal should be no problem.
Note 2: Ochako - female a
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A nickname. It was originally used to refer to Fite staying tonight. His rank is A.
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The future Emiya Shirou becomes a character, but Madoka’s class is also a
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So it should be okay to call it Ochako, that’s right.
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