After the skit by Liu Bei and others ended, it was time for everyone to show off their magical powers across the sea. For example, Dian Wei's powerful flying halberd performance. Because Lao Dian's fierce face was painted with some weird patterns by Li Shushi, it looked extra special.
It was so hideous that several audience members invited to the stage were so frightened by his weird smile that they almost became incontinent.
However, these episodes in the first half of Dian Wei's show were much worse than Dian Wei's later performances. Because Dian Wei planned to blindfold himself in the second half due to Li Shushi's instigation. When he heard the content of the performance, he just cheered.
The audience on the stage disappeared, leaving only Lao Dian, who looked confused, and Li Zhengtai, who looked helpless.
So under Dian Wei's eyes of endless resentment and expectation and the audience's unbridled gloating, Li Shushi finally became the "flaming red lips" in front of the target.
This was the first event in the party. Li Shushi's "bravery" was unanimously praised by the onlookers in the audience. Especially Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Lu Bu were the most. The three of them applauded Dian Wei with the greatest strength in their lives.
Come on, Lu Bu even whistled several times in a row.
This kind of deliberate interference with the blindfolded hearing and perception made Li Shushi on the stage roll his eyes. At the same time, a blond handsome man with a golden sword in his hand seemed to emerge from his heart, constantly teaching him to retaliate directly.
But Li Shushi felt that the twelve pairs of wings on his back seemed to be black.
However, Li Shushi's worries are definitely unnecessary. The skills of Lao Dian, a fierce brother who can sweep all the world darts championships, are really incredible. Although the small halberd cannot have an instant kill effect on Li Shushi who is wearing the Feilong Taoist robe, but it can't kill Li Shushi.
There is no need for women to guard against wolves when it comes to key parts.
The power of the technique was poor. However, a small halberd weighing several kilograms was seen flying past Li Shushi's ears, top of head, and crotch, and was nailed to the wooden board on which Li Shushi's back was leaning. Each small halberd was pressed against Li Shushi's ears.
The skin or clothes are thrilling enough both visually and in reality.
After finally getting through those small halberds in Dian Wei's hands, Li Shushi felt that he was so brave to be able to stand on this stage tenaciously at this moment. Looking at the regretful expressions of the three pretty boys in the audience
, Li Shushi felt that she seemed to have a tendency to go berserk.
But in the end he was carried off, because Dian Wei, who had his blindfold taken off, was too excited, so he slapped Li Shushi hard several times. It is conceivable that Li Shushi's pitiful little body could not stand up to Dian Wei.
The strange man's heavy blow. As a result, Li Shushi's cup was finally completed.
Fortunately, Shota's appeal is far less than that of Loli. Su Xiaololi's few light words lifted the atmosphere of the scene, and organized an interactive game: shooting.
However, the ball used is neither a basketball that travels through time and space, nor an inflatable ball made from the legendary cow's bladder that can be blown up, similar to modern balls, but a kind of ball that looks similar to a sepak takraw ball and is made of long fibers from vegetation.
It is made of lightweight fillers such as hair and down.
The basket is relatively simple. It is just a long wooden pole with a round iron ring hanging on the top. Rather than saying it is a basket, it is better to say that it is a simplified version similar to the sandbags thrown in campus sports games in anime. Long
Dian Wei, who made the mistake just now, is responsible for fixing the pole. Award.
The prizes were provided by Zhang Butcher. Although they only cost a few taels of meat and a few dimes of bad wine, they still attracted the participation of many spectators in the back row. Even in the end, Zhang Fei, the prize provider, couldn't bear it and went up to play a few games.
It's a pity that luck apparently deserted him today.
They were having fun here, but Li Shushi, who had already recovered, fiercely pounced on the trembling little Zhao Yun, and dragged Zhao Yun to the changing room behind the stage while Fan Juan and Xiao Douzi looked in tears.
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Zhao Yun's hands that stretched out to grab something but couldn't because they were being dragged by Li Shushi, and Xiaodouzi's and Fan Juan's expressions that seemed to be silent shouts and accusations, made Li Shushi, who accidentally turned around, suddenly full of satisfaction.
I was sweating profusely, as if I had unknowingly become a standard badass BOSS who breaks up lovers, and he was also the ultimate type.
With the help of Mrs. Yan, Zhao Yun put on his costume. Li Shushi looked left and right, looked back and forth, and clicked his tongue for a long time. He didn't give up until Zhao Yun blushed with embarrassment.
"It's a pity. It would be perfect if there were pads like those my sister has used before. It's a pity that we are not professionals like Maria. It is a pity that Zilong's amazing potential was wasted."
"I don't want to be dressed up like this. I'm not the kind of pervert who can adapt immediately when I change my clothes and can't see any flaws. I, Changshan Zhao Zilong, should be on the battlefield, and I don't want to do such embarrassing things here.
Dress up game.”
Well, this is Zhao Yun's "pseudo-mother" plan that the evil Li Shushi has been looking forward to all this time.
Speaking of which, when Li Shushi saw the appearance of Zhao Yun in Dynasty Warriors 6 before time travel, he was also shocked. In other words, he was second to Mori Ranmaru. But when he came to this era, he felt that Zhao Yun
It is true that she has the potential to be a transvestite. However, although Xiao Zhao is usually kind and easy to talk to, he is extremely determined in his heart. If he makes such a suggestion rashly, he will probably die miserably.
But this Winter Festival Gala provided him with this opportunity. Because Zhao Yun still had the idea of loving the people to some extent, and coupled with the open atmosphere of the Winter Festival, he was instigated by Li Shushi, such as bringing joy to the poor people.
, agreed to Li Shushi's request. Of course, the fact that the Li family had few female relatives and there were two girls under her care was also an important factor.
Originally, the story would have ended here, but since Zhao Yun's female costume, designed with the help of Yan and Su Xiaoluoli, was discovered by Tai Shici and Cao Xing one day, they were shocked. Then, poor little Zhao Yun...
He fell into a big emotional crisis. From then on, not only did he have two young girls following him, but he also had two unknowing little boys who were obsessed with him.
Of course, both Taishi Ci and Cao Xing just thought that it was an actress hired by Li Shushi, so they spent most of their time pestering Li Shushi to ask about the origin of the mysterious girl. Zhao Yun on the side could calmly express that he had no objection. But if
With such an appearance today, I'm afraid that Xiao Zhao's children's shoes may never have peace in the future. Maybe he will become the little boy after the destruction of the earth? You just don't know who the bearded man is?
What? Anyone wants to know what play Xiao Zhao Tongxiao is participating in? Well~ Although my sister is playing Romeo in Romeo and Juliet, that is because she has a real beauty like the president to play Juliet.
Such a character is used to show cuteness. But Xiao Zhao Tongxiao obviously lacks such rare resources.
So it's a pity that Xiao Zhao didn't have the chance to kill him seven in and seven out to get back Juliet and live a happy life like he once did. Now he can only look forward to that Romeo
Sir, you can rescue him from this prison quickly.
By the way, the person who plays Romeo is another of Zhao Yun's latest troubles - Zhang He and Zhang Junyi. Speaking of which, the two of them studied marksmanship together and developed the excellent marksmanship of the Seven Exploration Snake Spear. It can be said that the two of them are
A very close friend. But
Ever since he saw Xiao Zhao's effeminate appearance, Zhang He's face would turn red every time he saw Zhao Yun, or he would turn around and run away. This behavior full of complaints not only made the two girls around Zhao Yun extremely wary, but also made Xiao Zhao's whole
People often show the image of orz.
Due to time constraints and Li Shushi's memory problems, the scenes in the whole drama are not complicated, and the characters involved are reduced as much as possible. The main orange characters are just the male and female protagonists and a certain white-bearded priest.
Speaking of which, Old Man Tong was very interested in this role, and as the adopted son and apprentice of Yu Zhenzi, Old Man Tong also dabbled in the process of certain religious rituals. However, it seems that the business of the grocery store was so good during this period, Li Shushi provided
The gunpowder experiment was so fascinating, so Mr. Tong could only regretfully miss this performance.
But just from the thumbs up he gave to Li Shushi after seeing Zhao Yun's appearance, he knew that a certain strange gene in the old man's brain was turned on by Li Shushi. Of course, this is also another important reason why Zhao Yun's children's shoes cannot resist.
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Afterwards, the other supporting actors also changed into their own costumes. Unfortunately, the costume requirements for most of the characters were not very high, and Li Shushi would not bring the complicated Western costumes to this era, so he used the costumes of the current era.
Let's just make do with it, since most people in the audience can't see the subtle difference.
Finally, Taishi Ci and Cao Xing on the stage finished their wonderful bow and arrow shooting, and left the stage with warm applause from the audience. Speaking of which, Taishi Ci's bow skills have improved by leaps and bounds under the guidance of Cao Xing, an expert in archery.
With his breakthrough, Lu Bu may now only be ranked third in terms of foot shooting. However, because of his superb horse control skills, he still holds the top spot in mounted shooting.
"Come on, Zilong, as long as more than half of the audience can cry, you will have succeeded."
Li Shupeng patted Zhao Yun's shoulder vigorously. That funny move would have made Zhao Yun smile normally, but at this time, his (or was it her?) lips were tightly pursed, and his eyes were watery.
The words "I'm scared" were written all over it, and her shoulders were shaking slightly, as if she was a little loli who was forced into a corner by a gangster.
“Cute~Cute~chirp~~~”
Zilong, mio's soul will guide you in heaven.
p.s. Today I drove out to do errands, and I came across a construction team that didn't follow professional ethics. The originally good dirt road was paved with a thick layer of loess. You said you would pave it with loess, so we would tolerate it. It would only be a little bumpy, but because
Why do you pile up a half-meter-high mound of dirt on both sides of the road? Taking a step back, it doesn't matter if you pile up dirt, but you should at least leave two rows of roads.
As a result, today our car collided directly with a row of construction vehicles. We almost overturned in order to make way for the road. In the end, we and the driver of the construction vehicle helped each other. Otherwise, we would have failed today. Alas...
