20. Guan Hai, your deputy calls you home for dinner
In the name of the Spring Festival pilgrimage, Ma Yuanyi, one of Zhang Jiao's direct disciples, commanded tens of thousands of Yellow Turban troops who had grown up after Wuxi barbarians and Shanyue invasions to go north to support Zhang Jiao's uprising work.
Speaking of Ma Yuanyi, this is Zhang Jiao's favorite disciple. Although his intellectual potential is not high, he is only in his early 80s, but his qualifications are quite good, his mind is flexible, and he learns things quickly. Because the name Yuanyi was given to him by his master Zhang Jiao
It was given to him, so he usually prefers others to call him by his first name rather than his first name, so after such a long time, not many people still remember his first name.
After a lot of experience in the past two years, he has gradually grown into a manager comparable to Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang. All the people in Jingyang managed by him are obedient and obedient, so this time he takes the stage.
Only then can we mobilize so many elite troops from these generous hands.
At this time, these people had arrived at Julu, the base camp on Taiping Road. Zhang Jiao was greatly surprised to see this new force joining, and at the same time he was a little more sure of the success of the uprising.
"Fellow members of Taiping Dao, I have called you here today to announce a great news. Our elite and hero in Taiping Dao, Master Ma Yuanyi, has successfully obtained the secret of their invincible army from the court of the Han Dynasty.
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A few days after the team sent by Ma Yuanyi to the north arrived, Zhang Jue couldn't wait to summon everyone to attend an emergency meeting. As soon as Li Shushi sat down on his heels, Zhang Jue said these words excitedly.
At the same time, Li Shushi noticed that Zhang Jue was holding a very strange piece of cloth in his hand. Some strange lines were vaguely visible on the piece of cloth. However, because Zhang Jue's hand holding the piece of cloth was shaking violently, Li Shushi was not good either.
decision.
"Third brother, please explain to everyone the efficacy of this magic weapon."
Zhang Liang stood up and took the piece of cloth in Zhang Jiao's hand, looked around and then said calmly.
"This is the secret of the strength of the Han army. The piece of cloth itself is just a very ordinary piece of linen, but after special treatment, this piece of linen can be carved with a unique formation. Using this formation, the generals of the Han army
He can assemble the strength of the army he leads and make the rebels, who have always been loosely organized, become confused and lose their combat effectiveness in an instant."
Huh? Speaking of time travel, Li Shushi discovered that his MP was still yellow, but the actual color of HP was pink, which was different from the original green. This made him a little strange. Could it be caused by time travel?
Some kind of mutation? Li Shushi originally thought so, but now it seems that it is not really simple.
"Now, our hero, Ma Yuanyi, the direct disciple of the leader, has obtained all the manufacturing techniques for us. From now on, our Yellow Turban Army will definitely become a powerful force that is not inferior to the Northern Army of the Han Dynasty."
"The sky is dead, the yellow sky should be established, and the age of Jiazi will be good for the world."
Zhang Jiao waited until Zhang Liang finished explaining, and finally shouted out the famous slogan that shocked history with confidence.
In fact, after the Winter Festival, according to the Han calendar, the world has entered the seventh year of Guanghe, which is the Year of Jiazi represented by "Sui Zai Jiazi".
But when he thought of Zhang Jiao's slogan, Li Shushi thought of the slogan of his buddies on a forum in his previous life who shouted "The sky is dead, the cute sky is here to stand, and at the age of sixty, the world is full of cuteness." All at once, all the words came to mind.
The male animals of the forum members turned into little lolita, the female animals turned into little lolita, and various midnight "lily" theaters appeared in endlessly in the group.
Every time he thinks about this, Li Shushi feels more or less melancholy. Although his days at home are a bit decadent, it cannot be denied that he has indeed met many interesting friends and opened a new door for himself.
Although Li Shushi's performance seems a bit out of tune with most of the fanatics around him, fortunately, Zhang Jiao often treats Li Shushi, a half-disciple who has a master-disciple relationship, as a child, so he also knows that this guy belongs to him.
There is a lack of interest in things that are not curious, and it is very easy to fall into inexplicable thinking.
"Last year and this winter, heretics fell from heaven. The ice in the wells in Donglai County, Donghai County and Langye County was more than a foot thick. What is this? This is God's beginning to punish the sinful Han Dynasty, so I decided.
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As Zhang Jiao said the word "decision", everyone sitting in the hall suddenly stood up. Li Shushi also stood up in confusion, although he had no idea what he was doing.
"From today onwards, we will write the word 'Jia Zi' on the gates of the temples in the capital and the prefectural and county offices in white clay, calling on us Taiping Dao supporters to participate in the grand event. Women and children in the army will cut cloth to make identification talismans. In the army,
The blacksmith made the tiger identification talisman. The others stepped up training the soldiers. I have deduced clearly that our Huangtian Army will rise in the world on March 5, Jiazi Year."
With a serious look on his face, Zhang Jiao assigned the tasks that everyone should undertake. For a while, voices such as "promise" and "decision" came and went in the hall.
"Everyone! Follow me to overthrow this decadent dynasty and build a new Huangtian prosperous age together."
"Long live the Great Master! Long live Huang Tian Taiping! Long live the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom!"
Looking at the group of fanatical religious elements or rebels around him, Li Shushi had to sigh, Lu Xun said it well, "Silence, silence, no longer breaks out in silence, or perishes in silence." In other words, this is the Han Dynasty.
The people have endured until now, because the land has been annexed, food prices have soared, and medical care is out of the question. Apart from death, there is no way out and they burst into desperate roars. What Zhang Jiao has done now is just to open up Pandora's demon.
Just a box.
"Next, my third brother will sing the Yellow Turban Army song written and composed by Mr. Li Xue."
Scared? Why didn’t I know I still had this ability? Li Shushi was confused and felt extremely innocent when facing the looks of everyone on the field. But when he heard Zhang Liang’s voice that was comparable to Dick’s dad
When he did it, his face was completely "embarrassed".
“Get up, slaves who are hungry and cold, get up all the big men who are suffering.
The blood in my heart has boiled, and I want to fight for Huang Tian.
To defeat the Northern Army, slaves, get up.
Don't say that we want nothing, we want to be the masters of the earth.
This is the final struggle to unite for eternity.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved.
This is the final struggle to unite for eternity.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved.
There has never been any savior, nor does it rely on the power of aristocratic families.
To create Huangtian's happiness, it all depends on ourselves.
We want to take back our land and let freedom shine on the earth.
Abandon that illusion completely, and you have to fight to the death to win.
This is the final struggle to unite for eternity.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved.
This is the final struggle to unite for eternity.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved.
The most disgusting thing is that those demon lords have eaten up our flesh and blood.
Once they are wiped out, the bright red sun shines all over the yellow sky.
This is the final fight to unite us forever.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved.
This is the final struggle to unite for eternity.
The destruction of the Han Dynasty must be achieved."
Come on, isn't this the "Elegy of the Roaring Earth" that I often sing? Why did Zhang Jiao use it as the war hymn of the Yellow Turban Uprising? How embarrassing will it be for the great Pierre Duguet if you do this? , and do you plan to make Eugène Baudier a victim of copycats?
Speaking of which, I have never sung such reactionary lyrics. Although the original meaning of the lyrics of this song is very "progressive". In this way, I will definitely become a thorn in the flesh of the rulers of the Han Dynasty and those powerful people. When Li Shushi heard this song, he immediately felt like something was broken in his heart. A jet-black cloud projected a huge shadow behind Li Shushi and danced wildly at the innocent people around him.
It is a pity that this passionate song seems to be very popular with the masses. Zhang Liang only sang it once, and most of the Yellow Turban Army cadres in the audience were able to sing along easily. The atmosphere in the hall was once again great. Reaching the top, Li Shushi even felt that several rays of ardent admiration were directed at him from the enthusiastic crowd.
"I am provoking someone...ahhhhh..."
p.s. 600 recommended for more updates... I feel like I'm going to vomit blood. Hey, I really don't have the potential to be a great person...
