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5. There are so many weirdos in the big man

Sun Jian and Li Zhuo both responded enthusiastically to Li Shushi and Liu Bei's suggestions. Obviously carrying a gun together is still a very important experience.

In fact, such an event should have been led by Zhu Jun, a Shangguan, but generals like Zhu Jun who regarded themselves as scholars have always been a thorn in the side of the eunuchs. It is conceivable that if Zhu Jun held a reception here, then the emperor would Lao Jun's first move would not be to announce a reward, but to arrest Zhu Jun directly. Besides, the eunuchs had many eyes.

Therefore, Zhu Jun is destined to celebrate this year's Winter Festival with his soldiers. However, the old general does not pay much attention to this. In his opinion, the only way to better fight with them is to prevent the eunuchs from grasping the situation. Confrontation, this little thing is nothing.

In this way, Li Shushi became the host of the Winter Festival Party (tentative name). This guy arrogantly took his female family all the way around. However, because Su Xiaololi has a skill that even ordinary Feng Shui practitioners can't match, it didn't matter. People questioned her status in the military. It can also be seen from this that the degree of liberation of women in this world is to some extent much better than that of Li Shushi's parallel world. After all, as long as women can change jobs, then You need to be treated equally with men in the same profession.

"Tamako-chan~ I'm going to trouble you for the New Year's Eve dinner. But you only need to give orders. Sun Jian paid for the chefs from three famous restaurants in Yanshi City to be packed and brought over. Although their skills are far inferior to yours. , but you can still handle the banquet. Of course, if you feel itchy, you can also make two side dishes yourself. Anyway, I welcome you very much."

Originally, according to Sun Jian's wish, everyone would go to the mountains to get some game, and then go to the city to find a few cooks. However, Zhang Fei immediately said that Su Xiaololi was not only good at running the house but also good at the kitchen. This kind of behavior obviously made Li Shushi stand out. Of course, the mocking behavior brought countless envy, jealousy and hatred to the poor little Li Zi. Li Shushi believed that if Sun Jian had not already had a tigress in his family, he would definitely ask for a duel with Li Shushi. Of course, the preparation of the dishes was also at the same time. It landed gloriously on Su Xiaololi's head.

"You still have to prepare a few good dishes. You know that Sun Wentai is not an ordinary person. Didn't you hear Feng Xian say that Zian also lost to him? In troubled times, such a talented and ordinary person is the most important person. It’s worth making friends with.”

As long as they talk about business, Su Xiaololi is still very serious. And compared to Li Shushi, a mortal with an intellectual potential of less than 40, Su Xiaololi's IQ is obviously much higher. The only thing that makes Li Shushi extremely helpless is that this loli is worthy of Due to Loli's fierce reputation, she always seems to have a preference for methods such as kidnapping, beating, drugging, and shooting.

"Then in order to test the taste, let's try making a few dishes today."

In response to Li Shushi's shameless request, Su Xiaololi gave him a charming eye roll. However, how could Li Shushi, who was already controlled by the god of appetite, care about such a level of eye attack? Su Xiaololi's cooking skills are worth looking forward to. ah.

Just when Li Shushi was looking forward to what he would eat for lunch, he was wondering whether he would eat some food that would make people die, or some glittering golden light, purple air coming from the east, and a large amount of colorful heat coming from the inside of the lid. Continuously spraying out, driving the circulation of air, turning the surrounding area into a steaming rainbow vortex?

My mouth is watering just thinking about it, but then again, what is this thing that seems to be [beep beep~] Xiao Dangjia's thing? Doesn't it mean that the highest state of martial arts is to return to one's original nature and integrate with nature? Well, maybe it's like

As some X gods say, the best dishes are tofu that tastes like tofu, cabbage that tastes like cabbage, and matsutake that tastes like matsutake. To hell with the seasonings.

"Reporting to my lord, there seems to be some kind of dispute in the kitchen. A large group of people have gathered around."

Unfortunately, what Li Shushi was waiting for was not a dish like a Manchu-Han banquet, but a messenger who brought a message.

I had a full appetite but suddenly suffered this kind of blow. This is like a certain black lady with twin tails and belly who always has difficulty getting up due to low blood sugar, so once a righteous partner tries to wake her up, she will suffer

When the YinX bomb strikes, only God knows whether the death flag will be triggered. Of course, Li Shuzhen is now in this state of intending to choose people to eat.

Although he didn't know what happened, out of trust in Su Xiaoluoli's extremely powerful force, Li Shushi only brought Dian Wei, Xu Chu, Zhao Yun and Zhang Xiu with him without alerting his own soldiers. In his opinion, he

The vicious reputation of his subordinates is known to everyone under Zhu Jun, and I am afraid that no one will dare to find displeasure with him.

If it was a dandy outside, Li Shushi didn't care if he offended anyone. After all, if the scholars were not good enough, they would take refuge in the eunuchs, and if the eunuchs were not good, they would take refuge in the scholars. Anyway, he had soldiers and generals, and that was what he could do in troubled times.

hard currency.

To Li Shushi's surprise, there didn't seem to be too many people gathered in the kitchen, just a dozen or so. Even from the outside, Li Shushi could clearly see Su Xiaoluoli holding a pan in one hand and holding a pan in the other.

The men confronted each other. There was a personal guard of Li Shushi on both sides of the man, forming a vague surrounding situation towards him.

However, judging from the expression on the other party's face, the other party did not seem to be angry at the unfriendly behavior of Su Xiaololi and the personal guards. Instead, he seemed to be begging Su Xiaololi for something with a flattering look on his face, but he seemed to be sternly rejected.

.

What kind of situation is this? Li Shushi felt a little confused, but fortunately, the matter did not seem to be a big deal, and Su Xiaoluoli didn't seem to suffer much (although Li Shushi thought it was more difficult to achieve this), so

Li Shushi didn't rush over in a hurry. Instead, he quietly called a soldier on the outskirts, who asked about something, to come over.

But when Li Shushi figured out the ins and outs of the whole thing, Li Shushi couldn't help but become speechless.

The young man who confronted Su Xiaololi came from Nanyang Zhuque Shrine and was a strategist who had just graduated from the shrine. He was originally a member of the strategist group affiliated with the Nanyang Prefect. After Zhu Jun led his army to Nanyang, he was assigned to Zhu Jun.

If nothing unexpected happens, Jun's subordinate will also be given the position of county magistrate to start his official career.

It's just that this man of great status suddenly appeared outside the kitchen of Li Shushi's home camp, and he got a set of clothes similar to those worn by Li Shushi's soldiers from nowhere, and then he stood there with a stern look on his face.

He was there, like a sentinel guarding the small kitchen. Don't tell me, many people were successfully fooled by him.

It's a pity that although Li Shushi has hundreds of soldiers under his command, most of them are either Li Shushi's personal soldiers or the personal guards of commanders Dian Wei and Xu Chu. These people usually train together, and from time to time they are disrupted and mixed for confrontation.

, it can be said that they know each other very well. Even some guys who don’t know each other just rely on their

The identity can also be used to check anyone they suspect in Li Shushi's camp. Therefore, although the unfamiliar face standing outside the kitchen tried his best to defend, the facts are the facts, and they can get through without sophistry, let alone the other party's suspicion.

Except for Li Shushi, he knew nothing about other generals.

Finally, after receiving the news, Su Xiaoluoli rushed over with the pan she just picked up from the stove. Forced by Su Xiaoluoli's "amiable" smile, the young man who was originally talking nonsense finally lowered his high head.

because

The red pan emitting billowing heat in Su Xiaololi's hand reminded him of a certain kind of torture in ancient times, the kind of torture that could be called a living teppanyaki. Unfortunately, the person who invented that torture was exactly the same person.

A stunning beauty as charming as a flower.

It turned out that although the family he was born into was not rich, he was able to eat all kinds of game because he had an uncle who was a hunter. His uncle was quite good at cooking. Although he did not have any superb cooking skills, he was able to eat all kinds of game.

He is able to make the best combinations of various delicacies from mountains and rivers, reflecting their best taste. And he is the smartest child in the whole village, so naturally he can often receive gifts from each other, so he has developed a

A gluttonous habit.

So, the young man who just wanted to stretch his muscles that day came to Li Shushi's camp, and then his nose, which was more sensitive than a dog, smelled the faint aroma emanating from the small kitchen. As a result, when he regained consciousness

By then, his feet were already standing

When he arrived at the door of the small kitchen, he knew something was not right, but although others might not be able to smell the hint of aroma, his nose could clearly distinguish the smell of delicious food. "This

What amazing cooking skills.”

As for the confusing clothing issue, it was actually an own goal.

Because Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty attached great importance to this labor force, in order to cater to the emperor's preference, the eunuchs sent uniform new clothes to the army, each of them a set of quite thick winter clothes. The styles of winter clothes were exactly the same.

So, the cup happened.

Although what happened was a bit ridiculous, considering that Zhu Jun allowed the soldiers to walk around the camp without causing any adverse consequences, at most it was that Su Xiaoluoli's mood for trying new dishes was affected to a certain extent. But considering

When someone is so sure of his craftsmanship, even though he is not the person he hoped for, he can still accept it, so the impact is very limited. So in the end, Li Shushi found that this was just an ordinary oolong incident.

Of course, little friend Li Shushi would never admit that he was so anxious because this matter involved Su Xiaololi. After all, that lolita was so crazy that even Lu Bu would shy away from it.

Therefore, the best way to deal with this matter is to reduce big things to small things. Unfortunately, sometimes the development of things is completely unfolded by God.

"Please be sure to accept me. With my ability, I will definitely be helpful to you."

A newcomer with an intellectual potential of 88, who surpassed Fazheng, Ma Liang, Feng Ji, Jiang Wan, and Xu You, a group of senior counselors, and had the same potential as Ma Su, Lu Meng, and Zhang Lu. He fell down before his eyes.

What a surprise!

However, the other party's persistence obviously exceeded Li Shushi's expectation...


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