"Ugh~ As expected, alcohol is not a good thing. Hmm... my head hurts so much."
Today is the first day of October. Starting today, the Han Dynasty has entered a three-month winter break. On the first night, Li Shushi led his men to celebrate with Sun Jian, Liu Bei, Li Zhuo, Zhang Chao and others.
It was quite fun to have fun in the New Year.
Although most people are old and rough with little literacy, such people can let go and have fun. And whether it is Sun Jian's Wuyue Love Songs, Zhang Xiu's Northwest Qinqiang or Zhao Yun's Yanzhao folk songs, they have their own unique characteristics.
charm, although it is inevitable that ghosts cry wolf
The Howlers made their debut, but after Li Shushi's powerful Rockshow, a group of passionate men completely turned this Winter Festival party into a chaotic dance of demons. So much so that a certain little lolita had to lead a certain little one in advance.
Leave and take refuge.
If songs are the stage effect that promotes the atmosphere, then the drinks provided by Li Shushi and Zhang Fei are the main course of the banquet.
Yes, it is indeed the main course, because Su Xiaoluoli and the chefs led the chefs to prepare the dishes carefully. Except for a few people like Li Shushi and Cao Ling who were willing to join in, the rest of the male animals were eager to hold the wine vat.
Go to sleep.
Even a minority and a traitor like Li Shushi was brutally killed in the end, and the person who knocked him down was a guy that Li Shushi couldn't resist. Well, Li Shushi said that when he saw Mrs. Sun Ce's watery eyes,
He was struck down almost instantly. As for when to drink the wine in the wine glass handed over by Sun Ce? God knows.
As for those guys who drink to feel good, they seem to think that shouting three drinks and four lines of wine is really not satisfying, but is there anything like five stone powder here to make them high, so I don’t know who started to suggest it, a group of people who are obviously too energetic
Or perhaps because they were too depressed in the military camp and wanted to vent their anger, they grabbed knives and guns to fight against each other.
You see, the arrow shot by Uncle Huang Zhong did not fly towards the target at all, but rushed directly towards Pan Gong's butt in the distance. Fortunately, the iron arrows had been removed, otherwise Pan Gong's children's shoes would have died even if they were not alive.
It made his eldest brother and third brother depressed for half a month. Hey, hey, hey
, Sun Jian Children's Shoes, your opponent is Zhang Fei, right? Why are you going after Zhang Xiu and Zhao Yun's pair of CPs? Do you plan to issue a tauren card to one of them? Also, still
Yes... forget it, Li Shushi decided to dodge first.
There is no suspense, what was originally an orderly fight between animals finally turned into a big fight. As a result, wine bottles and rice bowls flew together, and the wine was the same color as the soup. However, the last remaining memory of Li Shushi, who was already a little dizzy, was
It was a beautiful face that had been blackened because her work was ruthlessly destroyed, and a fiercely shining... pan?!
As for whether there were any restricted scenes that happened later, Li Shushi couldn't see it, but as soon as he walked out of his tent, he saw Dian Wei and a guy who was wrapped up like a mummy. But Li Shushi really couldn't compare it with his impression.
No one can match it, because even Dian Wei and Xu Chu, who are the tallest around them now, cannot reach the width of that mummy. What kind of wine pool and meat forest are needed to water such a huge mass.
"Bo Ren, who is this guy? Does he have a problem with us?" He asked if he didn't understand. Li Shushi said that he was a good boy.
"Pfft...Pfft...Hahahaha..." Dian Wei looked as if he had heard the most powerful joke of the century. Although he tried his best to suppress his laughter, in the end his laughter was like a flood that broke down the dam.
gush out.
Seeing Dian Wei's appearance, "Mummy" shook his head helplessly, obviously helpless at the laughter of his companions. Perhaps in his view, Dian Bo Ren, who always acted dull, was actually the most sinister guy.
Come on. Think of yesterday
In the evening, Dian Wei was very generous and allowed himself to have fun, but he himself was quietly hiding in the corner, leisurely sipping wine and eating side dishes. The "mummy" felt like he suddenly understood. Suddenly,
The eyes he looked at Dian Wei were full of resentment.
Seeing the behavior of Dian Wei and the "mummy", Li Shushi was very curious. Judging from the behavior of both parties, the "mummy" was obviously an acquaintance of Dian Wei. However, Li Shushi could not remember what was hidden behind the pile of cloths.
Who exactly is.
"My lord, this is Zhongkang." Dian Wei finally stopped his laughter and saw that Li Shushi was still looking at the "mummy" with a confused look on his face, and finally solved the mystery for Li Shushi.
"What? You said, you said this guy is Zhong Kang!!" Li Shushi's voice raised an octave without boasting.
"Mummy", oh no, because it should be Xu Chu. Xu Zhongkang nodded helplessly to Li Shushi, proving the correctness of what Dian Wei said. However, the resentful look towards Dian Wei still made Li Shushi on the side
shudder.
"What happened last night? I was drunk and a little unclear. Bo Ren, do you know?"
Looking at Xu Chu's exaggerated dress, Li Shushi's instinct told him that last night would be a hellish scene.
Dian Wei, who originally planned to tell Li Shushi what happened last night, suddenly became confused. He just knew that something extraordinary must have happened last night, something that could scare him for the rest of his life, but the specific details
But no matter what, I couldn't remember it. The only thing left was the deep fear that condensed in my heart.
"Bo Ren, tell me. Is it possible that you have also lost your memory?" Seeing Dian Wei's expression of a ghost and his hands that were shaking like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, Li Shushi felt a cold feeling coming from behind him.
Cold wind.
Dian Wei pressed his temples with a headache and became distressed. Did he actually drink too much last night? The memory from the beginning of the brawl to when he stood guard outside Li Shushi's camp completely disappeared from his mind. The only thing he knew was
There was only the fact that he had been working the night shift outside Li Shushi's camp all night, and the poor Xu Chu before him was still intact before the big fight.
Therefore, except for Zhang Ning and Li Shushi who left early and Dian Wei who evacuated in time, all the people who participated in the banquet were more or less rich the next day. Of course, not many exaggerated to the extent of Xu Chu.
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Originally, this was supposed to be a busy morning, as preparations needed to be made for the emperor's arrival. But in fact, most people in the camp were still immersed in sleep. Although Zhu Jun asked everyone to stop in moderation, after a year of battle, no matter what
There was too much fatigue accumulated both physically and mentally, so everyone took this opportunity to play crazy.
In fact, even Zhu Jun himself got drunk with a shot of his bodyguard. After all, the liquor provided by Li Shushi was not only high in alcohol content but also had great stamina. Although Zhu Jun was classified as the right middle lieutenant general in the imperial court, what about this kind of fine wine worth thousands of gold in ordinary times? Maybe he wanted to drink freely like today, so Zhu Jun, who didn't know the depth of it, fell over the wine.
But I don’t know if it was because they could drink good wine on weekdays, but Li Shushi’s soldiers and guards recovered from the hangover easily. After their faces were smeared with the ointment prepared by Su Xiaoluoli, they Each one of them was as lively as if nothing had happened. However, they all looked at Su Xiaololi with incomparable awe, and even the looks they looked at Li Shushi were full of sympathy and admiration, which made Li Shushi hit him continuously. It took several sneezes to stop.
By the time everyone was about to finish their work, the sun had already risen very high. Seeing that Zhu Jun hadn't woken up yet, Li Shushi had no choice but to send someone to wake him up, and at the same time led his men to the gate of the camp to greet him. Prepare.
As soon as I arrived at the camp gate, I saw a man in his twenties leading a dozen people on horseback to the camp gate.
The man at the head had a fair complexion and a slightly rich body. However, judging from the clothes on his body and the horse at his hip, he should be a young nobleman from a high-ranking family, and he was quite pampered.
What surprised Li Shushi and others the most was that Zhang Xiu clearly told Li Shushi that the man, the few people behind him who were obviously followers, and the more than ten people who were obviously dressed as guards, and the horses under his crotch were all high-quality war horses. To I know that a qualified horse once reached a sky-high price of 400,000 yuan in the highest period in the Central Plains. Even now, because the exchanges between the Han and northern ethnic minorities are much more frequent than in the Western Han Dynasty, the price of a war horse in the Central Plains is still 6 to 8. Thousands of dollars. And excellent war horses still cost more than 100,000 dollars. In other words, the total value of the mounts of these people in front of you can exceed 2 million dollars. In other words, if your virtue and talent are really bad enough, , this money can help you get an official position as one of the Nine Ministers of the Imperial Court.
Oh my god, who's young master is so awesome? This is completely equivalent to using a private jet as a rental, then finding a highway to park it, and then tying a tractor to the back. It's really better than the President of the United States going abroad. The visit was very impressive.
Of course, it is not ruled out that he is a powerful descendant from Xiliang and has a relatively strong relationship with the Western Regions. Think about Zhang Xiu. He is also a being who can give out several horses as gifts. But looking at Zhang Xiu's appearance just now, it seems that The level of the horses in front of him is much higher than the ones he gave as a gift, so his family is definitely not that of an ordinary rich man.
The young man's riding skills are good, or the horse itself is relatively docile. Anyway, the other party performed a very cool drift dismount in front of Li Shushi. If it were a modern model, it would be equivalent to driving a Rolls-Royce. In front of the car, he had to flick his hair and put a POSS that was enough to murder all the films, which made Li Shushi want to bring out the red rabbit to balance it out.
"Excuse me, who are you looking for here?" Although the other party seems to have a very good background, Li Shushi has seen all kinds of disciples of the three religions and nine streams coming and going in the military camp these days, so his immunity has improved a lot. So, for a long time The unused "excellent grocery store attendant" mode was activated again. The only thing that Li Shushi regretted was that this was a big man, otherwise he would definitely have spoken with an authentic London accent.
The young man was slightly stunned by Li Shushi's question, perhaps because he was surprised at Li Shushi's age, or perhaps because he was surprised at how quiet the camp was at this time. But in the end, he did not remain stunned for long, and answered with a look of sudden realization.
"Oh, you are the rumored Li Xue and Li Shushi who are not very young but have made many military exploits. Now it seems that you are not as famous as meeting you. You may look like an ordinary child at first glance, but you can do such things.
Such behavior. I think Gan Luo, who was granted the title of Marquis and Prime Minister at the age of twelve in the previous dynasty, was nothing more than this."
The young man didn't speak very fast or loudly, but he didn't directly answer Li Shushi's question. Instead, he gently passed Li Shushi's question after making some comments.
The young man's behavior made Li Shushi feel that his tone was completely the condescending tone used by a superior, and perhaps intentionally or unintentionally, he had taken the initiative to speak in his own hands in a peaceful atmosphere. From this we can see that this