Because his neck was twisted like a twist, the blood vessels and veins on his eyes and forehead were all protruding, which was particularly weird.
Now that he heard Grandpa's words and what he had done before, Xu Ye felt like a swarm of cockroaches crawling on his back.
Alice's hair exploded in Xu Ye's mind: "Grandpa? Who the hell are you calling grandpa? I'm a girl, you have to call me grandma!"
"Xu Ye, please beat him to death. It's so disgusting."
"..."
Alice, isn't that the point?
Meng Chengfei was sitting in the jeep, stroking his chin and looking at the picture on the computer screen. He took a sip of tea and faded away the trace of fighting madness flashing in his eyes.
calm!
calm!
Be elegant.
He straightened the folds of his collar.
"Xu Ye, try to comfort him."
"He is just contaminated, not distorted. Now Li Kang still thinks that he is a normal person, but if he senses something is wrong with him from you, the degree of pollution will immediately deepen and he will be instantly distorted."
"He is the protagonist of this pollution incident, but he must not be the source of the pollution, otherwise it would have been distorted long ago. But we still have to start with him and trace the source."
"Every pollution incident has a complete chain of cause and effect, forming a closed loop. We only need to understand this closed loop to find the source of the pollution."
"The so-called pollution sources are the causes of all pollution incidents."
"The pollutant does not have to be a human being, but it must be a living thing."
"...Only living things can have a second personality and then cause pollution, including plants."
Meng Chengfei paused and said quickly.
"The causal chain of some pollution incidents will be very simple, such as your test today. If you pay a little attention, you will find it, but some will be quite troublesome..."
Xu Ye calmed down after listening to the words in the earphones. He looked lazily at Li Kang in front of him and smiled: "I'm not your grandfather, I'm a doctor."
Li Kang tilted his head, showing a look of confusion, as if he had regained some sense: "Doctor? Yes, I'm seeing a doctor."
"Doctor, am I sick? I'm so abnormal. I saw a lot of grandpas."
Xu Ye shook his head, sighed, and said seriously: "Well, in order to judge whether you are sick, I will first tell you a few things that I am confused about, and you can give me some advice."
"Okay." Li Kang's head was still twisted, staring at Xu Ye strangely.
"It's like this. I fell in love with a female nurse in our hospital. She is very beautiful and is the beauty of our hospital... She is fair and beautiful, and she is also a distant relative of a noble in the Floating City. There is only one nurse in the whole hospital.
I can match her."
"That day, I asked her to have tea after get off work, and she agreed."
"I feel that feelings run in both directions. I asked her loudly that as long as she takes one step, I will take the remaining ninety-nine steps."
"She just refused, even to the death."
"She told me to shut up and play chess properly, Mr. Li, I don't understand. Who made the rules? Could it be that my handsomeness can't give in to the rules?" Xu Ye asked sincerely.
"???"
Li Kang's face was filled with questions.
Doctor, I think you should seek treatment first.
I'm afraid this is not mentally retarded.
Do I need to change doctors?
"Dr. Xu, I think it's better for you to abide by the rules of chess. Besides, given your status, I'm afraid she will look down on you."
Li Kang thought, twisting his neck back ninety degrees, and his face reached the position of his shoulders.
He changed direction and looked at Xu Ye again.
Xu Ye couldn't help but said, "How can you look down on me? By the way, there is another thing. The nurses in our department told me that day that they thought the man who repeated the refrain was very cute. After I told him, they all got angry.
"
"What did you say?" Li Kang asked curiously.
"I am you." Xu Ye blinked his big eyes.
"For the sake of politeness, I also used the word 'you'."
???
Li Kang took a deep, heavy breath.
Who is single if you are not single?
If it were me, I would slap your mouth to death.
"puff!"
When Meng Chengfei in the jeep heard this, he spit out a mouthful of tea.
Looking at the steering wheel stained with tea, he quickly took out a wet tissue and wiped it carefully.
What kind of weird thing did you recruit?
In the clinic, Xu Ye saw that the other party's thinking had been led astray by him, and his whole body was not distorted in any weird direction, so he knew that the effect was almost achieved.
He can still divert his attention.
"Mr. Li, don't look at me talking about girls all the time, but I am still a researcher who loves scientific research. For example, I have been working hard to study why the global climate has warmed over the years."
"That's because many authors always like to write 'gasps' when writing articles."
???
Li Kang didn't speak, but Xu Ye clearly saw that his facial features were distorted and filled with big question marks.
At the same time, the sound of Meng Chengfei coughing violently came from Xu Ye's headphones.
"So, Mr. Li, do you think I have a problem?" Xu Ye crossed his hands and placed them on the table.
Li Kang hesitated for a moment and said cautiously: "Doctor, I think there is something wrong. Normal people can't do this kind of thing."
Xu Ye grinned, spread his hands, and said deceptively: "So, there's nothing wrong with me being like this. Do you think there's something wrong with those things about you?"
Li Kang was stunned and thought about it: "It seems that it is true, doctor, I don't seem to be sick."
Hula——
As his words fell, Li Kang's entire neck rotated 270 degrees counterclockwise and returned to its normal form, and the whole person regained his energy and sanity.
"Doctor, thank you. After being enlightened like this, I immediately felt more energetic."
"Ask him to take us to the place where he dumped his body. I have sent a special force and will follow you later." Meng Chengfei said in the earpiece.
Xu Ye smiled and said: "Of course, you also have things wrong, such as littering corpses, and now you advocate cremation, so we went together to transport the corpses back and burn them."
"That's right." Li Kang nodded immediately without thinking too much.
He stood up and walked towards the door.
Xu Ye had some feelings.
Although this Li Kang is not deformed, people with mild pollution seem to have some minor logical problems and their behavior is slightly abnormal.
At this moment, Xu Ye's heart suddenly started to beat.
He glanced at the time subconsciously, and it was just past twelve o'clock.
[My name is Xu Ye, a virgin, eighteen years old. I like singing, dancing, basketball and making money. I thought that by becoming an awakened person, I would be invincible, but I didn’t expect that I was being plotted against. 】
[I followed Li Kang out. I thought he had returned to normal, but in fact he had become deformed. 】
[This is a highly intelligent deformed person who knows how to hide himself. He launched a sneak attack on me when I wasn't paying attention. ]
[I fought to the death with him, but in the end I was no match for him. Fortunately, Captain Meng rushed in and rescued me, but I was also seriously injured.]
【My consciousness fell into coma.】
[Alice took the opportunity to occupy my body and put on women's clothes.]
【……】
[My name is Xu Alice Ye, I am a virgin, eighteen years old, I like to wear black silk skirts and high heels...]
Seeing this news, Xu Ye's body suddenly stiffened.
