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9 Toad wants to eat swan meat!

The word queen originally meant a female king.

However, with the continuous advancement of social culture, this word has become synonymous with sex, just like bananas, fungus and other things.

The change in the nature of the word "queen" has a lot to do with the sparing no effort in publicity of the island country's small movies: Didn't you see, those island country girls on the screen who are only 1.5 meters tall but have 36e cup cups all call themselves queens?

It was precisely because of the invasion of island country film culture that the Xu Liang and Chen Liuxiang generations were ruined. When they heard the word "queen", they would first think of candles, whips, handcuffs, etc. It was simply dirty...

Fortunately, the queen Thomason was talking about was not that kind of queen.

Of course, she is not the queen of a real monarchy, but the queen of a certain Western group... To put it bluntly, she is the boss of the underworld.

As for the name of this organization, Thomason didn't say it, and Tang Peng didn't bother to ask: He is a good citizen, and it is best for good people to have less contact with these messy things. That is the most important thing, isn't it?

However, Tang Peng was a little frightened but also a little proud when he thought that he had forcibly kissed a gangster this afternoon.

What is shocking is: offending the underworld boss is not a good thing.

He was proud, of course, because he actually kissed the gangster boss!

"Damn it, a pretty girl who doesn't make a small movie and pretends to be cool is like a gangster or a queen. If it sounds good, it's just a waste of natural resources. If it sounds bad, it's just pretending."

Tang Peng cursed in his heart and looked at Thomason sideways: "Fuck, I thought your boss was such an awesome person..."

Thomason stiffened his neck: "Sir, please pay attention to your wording! She is our queen, not the black boss! Also, what do you mean by the cow comparison?"

Silly Bi, you don’t even know what Niu Bi means, yet you have the nerve to come to China to hang out... Tang Peng’s eyes were filled with disdain, and he explained: "Niu Bi, it means very powerful. It’s a complimentary word, and I didn’t know it for a while.

Fahe can explain it clearly to you and you can understand what it means. Well, okay, since you are a foreigner, I will respect you and don’t call her Black Boss, just call her Queen. So and so and so

, you said your queen is so mysterious, but why are the people around her so vulnerable?"

Thomason knew that what Tang Peng said about being vulnerable was referring to the incident when he knocked down Thomson this afternoon. He blushed and retorted: "Sir, you don't know something. Neither Thomson nor I can be the Queen's."

Bodyguard, we can only be regarded as guarding the door for her. It is purely a coincidence that you were rude to our queen today. Sir, I am not boasting. If the person following the queen this afternoon is her bodyguard, even if you can fight,

He will be beaten to death!"

"Oh, the bodyguards around her are so..."

Before Tang Peng finished speaking, Thomson nodded: "Yes, the bodyguards around the queen are very good!"

"Ha, yes, you are very good. Thomason, you are very smart in learning. As soon as you learned this word, you learned how to use it." Tang Peng laughed loudly and said: "By the way, what is the name of your queen?"

What's your name? When I talk to you, I always sound like a queen, which is very awkward."

Thomason hesitated before replying: "Our queen's English name is Adayas, which means proud flower in the Italian Aboriginal language. She only ascended the throne last year... I know you will laugh again when I say this.

Yes, but in fact it is indeed the case, just like the great pope in Rome, although he is not a governmental figure, the leaders respect him very much when they see him. Queen Adayas is our pope in Italy."

Tang Peng was a little puzzled: "Isn't there some kind of mafia in Italy? Is this IELTS more awesome than the mafia boss?"

"No, it's not that powerful." Thomason shook his head: "It's not that it's not that powerful, the main thing is that the nature is different..."

"Okay, don't explain, I understand." Tang Peng nodded and asked: "Thomason, the Queen of IELTS asked you to come to me. Since it wasn't because I offended her this afternoon, then you come

What do you want from me?"

Thomason licked his lips: "Sir, our queen sent me to find you because she has something to cooperate with you."

Tang Peng asked a little strangely: "What kind of cooperation will you cooperate with me?"

"That's right." Thomason moved his body and said, "The Queen wants to... Sir, I don't know your name yet. What is your job now?"

Regarding his name and occupation, Tang Peng did not hide anything: "My name is Tang Peng. I am a homeless person now. I just returned from abroad last week."

"Oh, it turns out to be Mr. Tang." Thomason nodded and asked doubtfully: "Are you a homeless person? Oh, please don't get me wrong, Mr. Tang, because this afternoon, you and my companion Thomson had an incident.

A little dispute, and he gave me up easily just now... Ahem, although Thomson and I are not retired bodyguards, we can be regarded as elites, but we are tied up in front of you, which is really disappointing.

It’s hard for people to imagine that you are a jobless vagabond.”

"This foreigner is quite thick-skinned. He still says that he is an elite. Tsk." Tang Peng sneered in his heart and said, "Okay, as for whether I am a vagrant, this issue will not be discussed for the time being.

Just tell me what Xing Yasi wants to do with me."

"Okay." Thomson licked his lips and said solemnly: "On behalf of our respected Queen, I would like to extend a sincere invitation to Mr. Tang!"

Tang Peng asked casually: "What did she invite me to do? Drink or chat?"

"No, no." Thomson shook his head: "You may have the opportunity to drink and chat with the Queen in the future, but not now. Now, on behalf of the respected Queen, I would like to invite you to be her bodyguard!"

As if someone had stuffed a duck egg into his mouth, Tang Peng's face was full of surprise: "What, she wants me to be her bodyguard?"

"Yes, this is what the Queen means." Thomson said: "Our Queen has said that as long as you agree, Mr. Tang, not only will you not be held accountable for offending her, but you will also be given a generous salary. If

If your performance satisfies her, she can also help you immigrate to Italy, that beautiful and rich country. Sir, I bet that if you knew that our queen turned out to be..."

After Thomasin asked him to be a bodyguard for that queen, Tang Peng listened impatiently to what he was talking about: "Stop, stop! It turns out that she wants me to be her bodyguard. I'm sorry, I never like it.

He works as a bodyguard and has no interest in immigrating abroad!"

Thomason quickly advised: "Mr. Tang, please think about it again, this is a good opportunity for you to get ahead!"

"Getting ahead?" Tang Peng sneered disdainfully: "Following a gangster, how do you call it getting ahead? Damn it, Brother Japs, please stop joking with me, okay?"

"I'm not kidding!" Thomason bit his tongue and said, "I'd like to reiterate that our queen is not the black boss you imagined. She can exist openly and honestly in our place. No one dares to look down on us..."

"Okay, I call her Black Boss. It's not that I look down on her, I'm just saying it casually." Tang Peng repeated Thomason's words and said impatiently: "Lao Tuo, let me tell you, even if she is the real leader of your country,

Queen, I'm not interested in being her bodyguard either. Besides, you just said that with my ability, I'm no match for her bodyguard, so what's the point of me being her bodyguard again, right?

"

"No!" Thomason straightened his neck and said, "Strictly speaking, our queen does not ask you to help her simply to let you be her bodyguard."

"What's that for? It's not like being a nanny, right?"

"Of course not a nanny. The Queen doesn't need a nanny. She asked you because you are a local and you seem to have good skills, so you can give her some help."

"Just because I'm a local?" Tang Peng asked with some confusion: "What on earth do you want to do in Shencheng?"

Without waiting for Thomason to answer, Tang Peng continued: "Forget it, I don't need to know this anymore, because no matter how fantastic you say it, I won't agree to it. Please go back and tell her, just say how grateful I am to her."

Thank you for your kindness. Well, I have to go find my friend."

Tang Peng said that he put the pistol into Thomason's arms, then pushed him into the cart. Then he jumped out, slammed the car door, and walked quickly to the lobby of Hannah Hotel: What a fucking international joke.

If you want me to serve that girl, isn't that forcing me to become a traitor?

"Mr. Tang, please wait a moment!" Thomason pursued Tang Peng with determination and stretched out his hands to block his way: "Mr. Tang, there is an old saying in China that everything is easy to discuss. I really want to

I know, if I want you to serve the Queen, what conditions would you offer?"

"Go back and tell that queen of yours, no matter what conditions she offers, I will never agree to it!" At this point, Tang Peng suddenly thought of Xing Yasi's plump lips, rolled his eyes and changed his words:

"unless……"

Thomason asked nervously: "Unless what?"

Tang Peng had a wicked smile on his face: "Unless, unless she agrees to be my wife! Otherwise, there is no need to discuss anything."

"What, you said, say..." After hearing Tang Peng's conditions, Thomason immediately stood blankly on the spot.

After Thomason woke up, Tang Peng had already walked into Hannah Hotel.

Pointing to the door of the hotel lobby, Thomason looked furious: "It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat. You, the one who wants to marry our respected queen, is really unreasonable!"



By the way, the new Russian horses in Hanna Hotel have big breasts and perky butts, which are really exciting.

If it weren't for Tang Peng's father being difficult to take care of, he might actually order two Russian girls tonight, and having sex would be worth a thousand dollars.

However, every time he thought of my big black face, Tang Peng felt scared in his heart. No matter how much Xu Liang and the others persuaded him, he did not dare to stay out all night. After drinking a glass of white wine in the box, he proposed to go out alone.

people.

In desperation, Xu Liang and the two men, who were obsessed with sperm, asked Tang Peng to drive home by themselves, saying that they would take a taxi back tomorrow morning.

Because Xu Liang and his father were police officers themselves, Tang Peng was not worried about any accidents if they were messing around here. After telling him to take good care of Chen Liuxiang, he drove away from Hannah Hotel alone.

When Tang Peng returned to the community where he lived, it was already close to one o'clock in the morning.

The place where Tang Peng lives now is a large community with all kinds of residents. There are no security guards at the entrance of the community. Otherwise, if Tang Peng drives in, he will have to call the door.

Parking the car downstairs, Tang Peng got out of the car and looked up at the third floor. He didn't find any lights. It seemed that his father and mother had already taken a rest.

After arriving at the door of his house, Tang Peng opened the door carefully and walked in quietly. He didn't dare to turn on the light because he was afraid of disturbing his parents. He turned around in the dark and was about to close the door when he suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from behind.

Come!


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