"Baby girl, please tell your sister what your name is." Ling Yun chuckled and stroked the little Diao Chan's head.
Why did this sound so awkward? Tian Linger came to his senses instantly and kicked Ling Yun hard. "You damn Ling Yun. How dare you take advantage of me."
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Sister, my dad is a good man. You can't hit him." Little Diao Chan said while sucking her fingers.
"Ah. You are all bullying me." Tian Linger pouted her mouth angrily and put the little Diao Chan on the ground.
At this time, Tian Xiner took it and held it in her arms. "What a cute little sister. Why are you still eating your fingers? You must be hungry. What do you want to eat?"
"Sister, I want to breastfeed." As she said that, little Diao Chan actually opened Tian Xiner's priest's robe and stuck her head in.
Faced with this innocent question, all the beauties present were dumbfounded.
Tian Xiner's cheeks were flushed. Her face was as bright as a tablecloth.
He was seven feet tall. He and the others had no intention of letting Ling Yun go like this. He had killed countless people and had a murderous look on his crotch, holding his shoulders on the left and right. The dead soul and the handsome guy were making noises from behind.
"Well, everyone said where should we go to eat and drink today? Who is going to treat us?" The seven-foot-tall man's voice was deliberately amplified, and he looked at Ling Yun with a half-smile.
Ling Yun knew that he was going to be doomed today, so he could only say with a grimace: "Isn't it just a treat for dinner? It's not a big deal. Today I am treating a guest. All the brothers and sisters in the guild will go."
As soon as these words came out, there was a howl of wolves.
Ling Yun is very wealthy now. If it were in the past, he would not have said such a thing even if he was beaten to death.
"Hmph. Silly big man. Don't bully my father."
A clear voice sounded. The seven-foot-tall girl turned around and saw Little Diao Chan holding Barrett, with the barrel of the gun pressed against his waist.
"If you don't let go of my father, I will shoot." After a few clatters, Xiao Diao Chan actually opened the safety and loaded the bullet.
Barrett anti-material sniper rifle. He has been in the army for more than ten years. He still knows this gun. If someone is hit by this cannon, he will be disabled even if he doesn't die.
Cold sweat instantly flowed down from his seven-foot-big breasted face. He looked at Xiao Diao Chan and gently pushed Barrett aside. "Hey, little baby, this guy is not yours to play with. Be careful of getting on fire." "
With a straight face and a small pout, Xiao Diao Chan slowly moved the barrel of the gun to the chest of the seven-foot-large breast. "Hmph. I'm not joking. Don't bully my father."
Threat. Threat from Chi Guoguo.
Seven feet tall. Breast and others were sweating profusely. This was the first time he encountered someone threatening him with a weapon. And the other person was actually a child. This was really embarrassing. Poor me for being wise all my life.
Everyone was already laughing when they saw the seven-foot-large and embarrassing breasts.
"Hehe. Xiao Diao Chan, stop making trouble. Come and call uncle." Xiao Diao Chan was so impressive that Ling Yun couldn't forget the proud look on his face.
"Hmph. I don't care about that bad guy." Xiao Diao Chan puffed up his cheeks, stuck out his little butt, and jumped up and down behind Ling Yun.
Ling Yun chuckled and beamed with joy. "I'm sorry, buddy. Children are not sensible. Please be more patient."
The seven-foot-big breasts couldn't stand the sight of Ling Yun's tightness. She wanted to go up and give him a slap in the face. But when she saw Barrett in Xiao Diao Chan's hands, she immediately gave up that idea.
One god of death is already perverted enough. Now a little pervert appears out of nowhere. Two perverts. How to fight? Isn't that looking for death?
There is no other way. In order to save some face, the seven-foot-big breasts changed his tone. "You have to watch more closely, little one. If you cause trouble, you will be in trouble."
Ling Yun nodded. "Don't worry. My daughter will never attack a good person." Suddenly she felt something strange about her body. She saw little Diao Chan actually put her hand into her backpack and took out a high-explosive grenade.
"Baby, that's not for you to play with. Come and put it back for daddy." As he spoke, Ling Yun was frightened. Is this still a pet? He could just reach into his backpack and take out things. This little Diao Chan Do you want to defy heaven?
"No, no, I want to play." He said, holding a grenade and running towards Tian Linger and others.
Ling Yun just smiled lightly and didn't pay too much attention. He turned around and started chatting with the brothers around him.
After a while, little Diao Chan ran back. "Dad. Dad. The ball you gave me is missing."
Ling Yun lowered his head and saw that only the ring was left in Xiao Diao Chan's hand. The grenade had long since disappeared. "Lost it." He turned around and his face changed greatly. That was a high-explosive grenade. If it didn't work, people would die. of.
I couldn't help but feel horrified. I yelled: "Everyone, get down quickly. There is a bomb."
"What are you doing? Are you yelling? Is it time to eat?" The chicken woman glanced at Ling Yun. At this time, there was a hissing sound under her feet, and high-explosive grenades were emitting smoke.
But by the time he shouted out, it was already too late. No one had reacted yet. Only a loud noise was heard and a grenade exploded in the crowd of beauties.
Several figures were blown away. A long and miserable howl fell in the woods not far away, causing a large amount of dust to fly.
Ling Yun lay on the ground holding his head. Suddenly he felt something strange on his head. He grabbed it casually. It turned out to be a black lace bra. "Fuck, I'm going to have bad luck today."
When the smoke dissipated, a large crater was created by a high-explosive grenade not far away. Little Diao Chan covered her mouth and giggled. "Dad, Dad, the fireworks just now were so beautiful."
"Brothers and sisters, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. I'll log off first. All the meals will be recorded in my account." Ling Yun got up and shouted. Little Diao Chan recalled the pet space and hurriedly went down. Press the line button.
Treating guests to a meal is a trivial matter. If the chicken lady and the beauties start a fight, you will definitely die in an ugly way.
The figure gradually disappeared into nothingness. But there were waves of yelling and cursing coming from behind.
"Die Lingyun. If you have the ability, stop for me."
"You bastard, give me back my hood."
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Ling Yun quit the game and gasped for air. Fortunately, he was not targeted by those women. Otherwise, he would definitely be raped by them.
Corpse.
Just as I was thinking about it, the communicator on my wrist rang.
"Die Lingyun. Come out quickly."
As soon as Ling Yun turned on the communicator, Tian Linger's roar came from the other end of the phone. Alas, she is all my dear daughter. I was shot again while I was lying down.
As soon as he came downstairs, Ling Yun felt the murderous aura coming towards him. Four beauties and four pairs of fiery eyes.
"Damn Ling Yun. It's all your fault." Tian Linger came up with a slap in the face.
Fortunately, Ling Yun had already taken precautions and dodged lightly. He couldn't help brushing her elastic little butt with his big hands. "It doesn't matter what I do. It's just Xiao Diao Chan who is naughty."
"Brother Lingyun, you are so annoying. You have hurt so many people. You actually ran away alone." Tian Xiner also pouted with an angry look on her face.