How to understand a woman's words is a science. Every time Er Niang asked Professor Zhou Long how to communicate with women, they always started with this sentence. Every time Zhou Long sat there with a small stool. Listening. There is nothing I can do. A 25-year-old boy.
He has absolutely no experience in interacting with women. He is nothing short of an alien in this society. Originally, Zhou Long’s mother tried her best to stop Er Niang’s behavior. But as she watched her son grow up day by day, she herself aged day by day. This precious son I have never brought any friends of the opposite sex home.
When any mother reaches a certain age, can she not feel anxious? Of course she is anxious. She is not so disgusted with Er Niang’s teaching plan and turns a blind eye. But the helpless thing is that Zhou Long It's like a stubborn stone that just can't figure it out.
But now, the critical moment has arrived. Shishi in front of him spoke to Zhou Long in an extremely charming manner. The ambiguous words obviously conveyed some strong message. But Zhou Long just had a faint smile on his face. This is The only skillful way to deal with women that I learned from Erniang.
You can do this when you are still thinking or waiting for more. But if you do it every time, it will look silly and make women feel like a wooden pile. Of course, Zhou Long doesn't want to say it. What? But Zhou Long’s heart was more concerned about that devil battleship.
The room in the control room became more tilted. The three people had begun to stand holding on to the wall covering next to them. Hong Chen did not speak from behind. At other times, Hong Chen could talk because that was her strength. But now .Hongchen shut up.
Because now Hongchen knows very clearly that now is the time for Zhou Long to speak. The way the control room began to deviate just now was not the hallucination caused by Zhou Long after he was confused. It was because the gravity of the black hole caused the merchant ship to deviate. shift.
"Then I want to say yes." Zhou Long said, holding on to the wall next to him. When he said this, Zhou Long suddenly felt that he was stupid. Very stupid. Or he had no idea what he was talking about. Completely. I just said this to save myself from the current embarrassing situation.
"Really." Shishi said, holding her hands on the wall. The smile on her face disappeared immediately. It was replaced by some kind of inquiry, which seemed to ask Zhou Long to confirm his answer. "Yes." Zhou Long said firmly Said. There is no choice but to say yes. The entire merchant ship will turn upside down.
"Okay." Shishi looked at Zhou Long and said, "Are you willing to take a stake in the Merchant Fleet and pilot it." "Yes." Zhou Long said, although he felt extremely awkward. When Zhou answered this sentence. The dragon seemed to be answering the priest's words in the church.
"You are willing. Whether it is broken or invincible. Whether it is destroyed immediately or completely defeated. You are willing to drive it forever." Shishi said immediately. Her eyes were extremely sincere. She seemed to have to wait. According to Zhou Long’s answer.
"I do." Zhou Long said. "Congratulations on gaining the supreme control of the Brave Merchant Fleet." The computer in the control room made a sound, and Zhou Long's brain suddenly became very blank. "Say authorization." "Hongchen behind him said and moved immediately.
"Authorization. Hongchen authority." Zhou Long said mechanically. "Yes." The computer responded again. But Shishi in front of her did not look at Zhou Long even once. Of course, Shishi looked at Hongchen again. She slowly moved to On the keyboards in the control room, I was typing hard.
boom.
Following a huge explosion and an extremely shocking sound, Zhou Long also turned his head and looked at the world behind him. In the universe, the merchant ship Brave, which had been almost turned upside down, suddenly opened the cabin on the left and launched. A cannonball was fired directly at the approaching black hole.
As the cannonball hits the black hole, light bursts out randomly, illuminating the entire universe. It is like countless fireworks exploding at the same time, at the same place, and with great power. What they bring are extremely brilliant fireworks, making the entire universe shine. Under this light.
"Who is so wasteful? They just used a paintball." Huang Ying, the headquarters of the rebel planet, said slowly while looking at the huge fireworks in the sky. Of course, there were several generals standing behind her, shouting and arguing. They were making noise, but when the light from the fireworks came in, everyone was quiet and solemn.
"Humph. Let's go check it out." Next to the Earth's mother planet, on the moon, in the circular building of the military, it was still the woman in the robe. Looking at the bright fireworks, she said. Behind her were the leaders and generals of various countries. . His face was expressionless. He just nodded and walked out.
"Humans, can't you be helpless anymore?" On that misty planet, a man stood on the roof, looking at the dazzling fireworks and said slowly. And on the entire planet, in that white smoke. The outlines of countless battleships are faintly visible.
"Holy shit. What is that?" "It must be a new trick from the game company. It's another way to get money." "Fart. It's obviously a new mission. The reward must be something good." Jiayuguan Pass. Yumen Pass The garbage planet and the players on all the planets watched this scene at the same time.
The intense light illuminated the entire universe extremely dazzlingly. Then this time was very short. Almost in the blink of an eye, the technique disappeared without a trace. It seemed as if it had never appeared. The universe returned to peace again. .
Zhou Long stood there with a dull look on his face. Although the dazzling light just now was extremely dazzling and beautiful, even Hongchen and Shishi were moved unconsciously. But Zhou Long's face was indeed unhappy. The black hole disappeared. Later, the merchant ship Brave also returned to normal.
"My captain, what are you doing?" Shishi shook her head and looked at Zhou Long. The look in her eyes was indeed that of a subordinate looking at a superior. There was no pretense at all. Hong Chen behind him was silent. "Captain, look. Just a joke." Zhou Long said and looked around.
"You want to regret it." Shishi said, raising the laser gun in her hand. "Hurry up and say free sailing." Hong Chen behind him suddenly said. "Free sailing." Zhou Long said. "Yes." The computer in the control room In response, Zhou Long didn't know why Hongchen said that.
But Hong Chen’s words definitely make sense. For so long, Zhou Long has become accustomed to Hong Chen’s various suggestions. Bang. Hong Chen’s laser gun was also raised. Of course it was pointed at Shishi. The three of them were silent for a while, feeling nervous. The atmosphere was contagious among the three.
"What are you doing? Didn't we cooperate very well before?" Zhou Long said. Of course he didn't move. He was afraid that there would be some movement that would cause misunderstanding. Once the gun was fired, Zhou Long would not be sure to dodge it at such a close range. " But now you are the owner of this ship." Shishi said while holding the laser gun.
Hong Chen's footsteps sounded behind him. Zhou Long glanced sideways. Hong Chen walked to the display screen in the control room and started typing on the keyboard. He didn't care about Zhou Long's life or death at all. "What kind of bodyguard is this?" Zhou Long thought in his mind. I said to myself. I was afraid that the poems in front of me would go wrong.
A pair of eyes. A pair of eyes of origin. A pair of extremely enchanted eyes were looking at Zhou Long at this time. Although the owner of these eyes was pointing a gun at Zhou Long, and there were no tears in those eyes. But that kind of Aggrieved eyes can be said to be even more lethal than tears.
"Okay. I agree." Zhou Long said simply. "Okay. I'll go and inspect my captain." Shishi said. Her face changed, and she jumped out happily. That moment With a happy face, she ran out like a little girl.
When a woman is crying, anything you say will rub salt into her wounds. This is when a woman is most aggressive. Anyone who appears at this time, especially a man, must be responsible for comforting her. Even if Sitting there without saying a word is also a sign. Don't turn around and leave.
Of course, according to Zhou Long Erniang, this situation is not the most dangerous time. The most dangerous time is when a woman has not cried yet. This is the time when a woman's emotions are accumulating. At this time, she stands in front of a woman. men noticed.
At this time, the woman is like filling up the gunpowder. The man opposite must not say or do unreliable things. That will only cause the woman to explode, thus leaving one more day in the world. Day and night I want to destroy your woman.
There is such a woman. Are you still sleeping? Of course it was Er Niang who said this to Zhou Long. Zhou Long never knew that this kind of time would really happen to him. But when Shishi’s eyes When it broke out, Zhou Long immediately remembered Er Niang's teachings.
After a while, Zhou Long walked quickly behind Hong Chen. "Think of a way quickly." Zhou Long said anxiously. "Think of a way." Hong Chen said without raising his head, still lowering his head and tapping in front of him. The keyboard seems to have more important things to do.
"Hey, beauty, it's no longer urgent now," Zhou Long said, "What are you still doing?" After saying that, Zhou Long looked at the door of the control room from time to time. He was afraid that the woman would come back immediately at this time. " Of course I know everything about this battleship." Hong Chen said slowly.
He didn't look anxious at all. It was like he was checking his belongings. It was well organized and not messy at all. "Then did you see anything left?" Zhou Long said while looking at the door. "The cargo of this battleship is very large. Normal." Hongchen said calmly.
"That's not what I care about, okay." Zhou Long threw himself in front of Hong Chen and said, "I want to leave here." Indifference. Contempt. Look down on. This is what Zhou Long understood from Hong Chen's eyes at this moment. " What's going on?" Zhou Long said excitedly.
"Do you really want to leave?" Hong Chen asked seriously. "Of course. I still want my devil battleship. I'm not a businessman." Zhou Long said, spinning around in circles: "I need it. Devil's Battleship." "Impossible." Hong Chen said directly.
