"Hiss!" A giant python made an arrogant sound. It was obviously a bluff, as if it was saying "I want to eat you", and it also thought that others would say "come and eat me, I will give it to you". Only fools can do this
Reveal your whereabouts before killing anyone.
"Crack!" Long Chong took a machete and stabbed the giant python in the head. The giant python was divided into two parts. The meat was stewed in soup and the skin could be used to make leather clothes. Now he made a lot of money.
"Ho ho!" A saber-toothed tiger with big black teeth blocked the way for the two of them. Long Chong had seen a saber-toothed tiger at Master Ziyu's place. This kind of monster is bigger than the Siberian tiger. It is said that it has great strength.
It weighs thousands of pounds, and even if it reaches the ninth level of the human realm, it will be difficult to kill it.
"Zhang Hanghang, go and kill it, and I will reward you with a tiger whip. Today it was beaten to death by two Japanese women. Do you still have the face?" Long Chong laughed.
"Boss, it's me who is playing tricks on them." Zhang Hanghang argued sheepishly.
"Okay, even if it is, you kill the saber-toothed tiger now, cut off its penis, and then take it back to stew it in soup and make wine to strengthen your virility." Long Chong was too lazy to argue with him. The key was to chop down the tiger that stood in the way.
"Boss, how about we go together?" Zhang Hanghang suggested timidly, for fear that Long Chong would kill him.
"Huh?" Long Chong glared at him, "What are you doing? Are the bones of saber-toothed tigers harder than rocks?" Long Chong asked confused.
"I can only be petrified once a day at most. I sprayed so much Yuanyang today, maybe I won't be petrified tomorrow. Besides, the stone is not invincible. The force of a punch is too great, and it can break the stone. Even in the petrified state
, I just sculpted a shell of stone and cement." Zhang Hanghang said dejectedly.
"Damn, trash! Now we have no choice but to escape. We can't kill the saber-toothed tiger at all. This guy weighs hundreds or thousands of kilograms and has a strength of at least a thousand kilograms. If he hits us with one punch, he will definitely be disabled."
"How about giving a few silver needles to try and point them at its eyes, nose and other soft tissues." Zhang Hanghang suggested.
"Whoosh!" Long Chong shot a few silver needles. The saber-toothed tiger closed his eyes, and Long Chong shot it with small silver needles, just like scratching an itch.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." The saber-toothed tiger bared its teeth and claws, and the stones on the ground instantly turned into powder, but its claws were still intact.
"Holy shit, this is causing anger. Oh my god, you're the one who asked me to shoot it..."
The two of them had no choice but to run for their lives. Fortunately, the saber-toothed tiger's IQ was not high and its running speed was not too fast. The two of them made a few detours and got rid of it.
"Oh my God, I don't even know what I'm doing here? Running around like a headless fly is really a big deal!" Long Chong sighed.
"Didn't you say you were looking for ginseng fruit?" Zhang Hanghang suddenly realized. Now he knew the ginseng fruit. Lin Ya had taken it out just now.
"My original purpose was to find an artifact, one that is n times more powerful than your machete, but I don't know where to find it or what it looks like?"
"If you want to find artifacts, you should go to the center. But the deeper you go, the more dangerous it becomes. We should consider the risk factor. The key is that we don't know anything. It would be better if there is an acquaintance with us." Zhang Hanghang reminded.
"Damn it, mother, you've been backing off before we even started. You're going to die if you follow me. Am I the kind of person who lets his brothers support him when in danger?" Long Chong said with disdain, Zhang Hanghang was still a special soldier despite his decline.
, mercenaries, 80% of them are soy sauce men.
"Okay!" Zhang Hanghang said dullly, took out the compass, and began to locate the direction and location. This place was a blind spot where the GPS had no signal.
"Boss, we should go this way and continue to the west. When we reach the center, we should be able to find some good things." Zhang Hanghang guided.
Long Chong and Zhang Hanghang walked together to the west where the woods are dense and the slopes are steep. From time to time, the sound of streams could be heard. It was the first time for Long Chong to go to the primitive mountain forest. He had little experience and brought almost nothing. Although Zhang Hanghang gave him advice,
Long Chong didn't take much of it. Now that he felt thirsty, he realized what Zhang Hanghang meant by "carry an umbrella when the weather is sunny, and bring dry food when you are full."
"Huh..." A rapid sound of wind came from his ears. Before Long Chong realized what was going on, he only heard the taller Zhang Hanghang shouting: "Brother, be careful, Dapeng is coming."
"Crack!" Dapeng opened its sharp claws to grab Zhang Hanghang's head. It regarded Zhang Hanghang as its prey. Zhang Hanghang shrank his head in fear and raised his hands to protect his head. Dapeng's sharp claws grabbed hard.
Zhang Hanghang's hands, Zhang Hanghang's hands were like old tree bark, blood immediately flowed out, and the bones made a cracking sound. Fortunately, Zhang Hanghang was very heavy, and Dapeng did not lift him up at once.
"Holy crap! There is such a monster in the Yanhuang Kingdom? This is the first time I saw it. I have never been to the wilderness before!" Long Chong was startled, thinking that Dapeng could be the big bird in Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou"
, the body is completely blocked from the sky and the sun. It was scorching with the sun just now, why is it as cool as dusk now?
"Boom!" Long Chong raised his machete and chopped it at Dapeng.
"Pounce!" Dapeng's head was not struck by Long Chong. It released Zhang Hanghang's claws and flapped its wings hard. Long Chong staggered and fell to the ground.
"Run into the woods quickly. Dapeng is a non-human existence. I heard that you can only fight it when you reach the realm of earth and heaven. Only when you reach the realm of Tao can you defeat it." Zhang Hanghang shook his two fast-breaking hands and ran.
Said.
"Damn it, there are no dinosaurs, right? Damn it, why haven't you heard of them before? Could it be that the Yanhuang Kingdom's army drove these monsters into specific barren mountains and wilderness, and did not let them go to the city to harm people?
"Long Chong was also scared. He rolled towards the woods as he spoke. The roc was so big that it couldn't get into the low woods and vegetation.
"Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Maybe it exists. Otherwise, everyone would be afraid of entering Jingshan Mountain," Zhang Hanghang said.
Long Chong helped Zhang Hanghang connect the bones, applied Chinese herbal medicine with excellent curative effects, and then tied him up with cloth. It is estimated that within two or three days, his hands will be able to move, but he will definitely not be able to beat people. Long Chong is considered
I went on an adventure dragging a burden with me.
"Brother, why don't we find a place to sleep today and wait until my hand is healed before we continue deeper into the mountain." Zhang Hanghang said fearfully. He was afraid of death before. Today he lost his virginity and played with a woman, and he doesn't want to die anymore.
There are more women to play with.
"Can you fight like a man? Damn it, your ancestors are so cowardly. I would have known better not to bring you here." Long Chong scolded Zhang Hanghang unhappily, and then took him to find a quiet and safe place to live.
.Criticism goes without saying, the safety of subordinates and brothers must be ensured. Although Long Chong has a bad mouth, his mind is still clear.