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0221 Hilarious comedy

I put away my sword and shield, with a frustrated look on my face. I threw the sword and shield into my bag, leaned on the ancient tree in the sky, and looked straight at the commander of the Jin Yiwei who was walking towards me. He stood beside me.

It's Ye Wu Qingcheng who has a smile on her face, but her cruelty in her seemingly tender heart can be regarded as a unique talent.

"Pop!"

The commander of the Jin Yiwei clapped his hands, gave a thumbs up, and shouted loudly in front of me: "Tsk tsk, you are worthy of being the first person in the Eternal City level list. You are so calm in the face of failure. I admire you.

I admire you!"

My eyes wandered through the crowd twice but I didn't see Dandan's figure. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart and thought to myself: "It's okay to hide. Today's predicament has nothing to do with him. I believe it, but he may not be able to survive."

In his own situation, he swore that I was his eldest brother, but his eldest brother was plotted by his beloved woman and another man.

It's hard for anyone to feel bad. If you have a broken tooth, you can only swallow it in your stomach. You can only savor the taste slowly, and no one else can share it with you.

"You're still far behind. I didn't lose my romantic career to you, but to a woman. As a big man, do you have the nerve to show off your power here? You fucking make me sick."

I secretly calculated the probability of survival. I didn't want to think of a way to avoid death. It just depends on whether the opponent can get on the road or not. Men all have machismo, and those in higher positions are the best among them. I compared the Commander of the Jinyiwei with a woman. The result

But not as good as a woman. The irony of Hong Guoguo was a hundred times more severe than stabbing him with a knife. Seeing his face turn into the color of pig liver instantly, I felt happy, the stupid fish took the bait.

"You still have a tough mouth when you are about to die. I think you are like a boiled duck with a tough mouth. I feel so happy when I see the decadent look on your face. Watching you being slowly tortured to death by my men for a while, that feeling is unbearable just thinking about it.

It makes my blood boil, and I will wait and see whether your body is stronger or the swords of our imperial guards are sharper."

"Why be angry when you have the chance to win? Don't go back on what you promised me!"

Yewu Qingcheng found the right moment, first comforted the commander of the Jin Yiwei, and then kept her own affairs in mind. I was deeply impressed by Yewu Qingcheng's exquisite heart. If she can be the deputy leader of my goddess alliance, Goddess

It’s hard for the league not to make headlines, but unfortunately, I thought too much.

"It's true that I shouldn't be angry, but I don't understand what I promised you at what time and place. I don't have a good memory. Why don't you remind me?"

The conductor of the Jinyiwei commander did a really bad job. When I saw the anger on Ye Wu Qingcheng's snowy cheeks, I laughed loudly and said, "How can you often walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? Sooner or later, those who play eagle will get it wet."

The Defeat of the Eagle, okay, it’s really a wonderful comedy-level sketch, a hundred times more exciting than the one with the kidnapping. Even if it is whitewashed now, I have no regrets.”

My words revealed Yewu Qingcheng's situation. She is just a woman. At best, she is a pretty beauty with a plump figure and charm that can fascinate people. Her bargaining chip is her body. She can negotiate terms with men.

It's not even close. She's going to suffer because she doesn't understand men. Men are all lower-body animals. She just wants to get what she wants from a man without some humming. It's obvious self-destruction. In the end, she's covered in injuries and her anus is broken.

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In front of hundreds of subordinates, the commander of Jin Yiwei put his arms around the waist of Yewu Qingcheng's water snake, and said proudly: "Today I will eat you in front of the big guys, you little goblin, let's see where you can escape today."

"The commander makes you domineering. Only she is worthy of you."

"It's her blessing that the commander eats her. How many women want to throw themselves into his arms? Our commander doesn't even look at her. Your eyes are so vicious that you can hug this beauty!"

The flattering noises came one after another, and the sound made my ears hurt. These people are really amazing. They don’t care about the woman’s mood at all. They are all a bunch of crazy people. No wonder they are so good at what they have.

What kind of soldiers are there? How can a soldier with poor moral character be so good? He is worthy of being a brother in a cave, my dear.

"If you are not satisfied with the terms, we can discuss it again. There are so many people here, so let me go first, okay?"

Yewu Qingcheng didn't dare to speak too loudly. How could he be louder when his body was in someone's arms? The only thing she lacked in her eight-faced and exquisite heart was that she had no backbone and no confidence. The development of the matter was already obvious. You don't know how to pretend to be innocent in front of the big-tailed wolf.

To seduce people?

"I said beauty, why don't you understand? Let me tell the truth. Let me eat you. You can be my woman from now on. I can do you any favors. Don't tell me that your love will become the official seal of the Eternal City.

Guild, even if you want to become one of the two major guilds in the Eternal City, there is no problem. As long as you obey me today and get into the tent with me, your requests and dreams will come true one by one."

When you enter the tent, you won't be able to talk about your ideals in life. Instead, you will be surrounded by men and women doing strenuous exercises and sweating.

"It seems we can't reach an agreement. Please be more respectful, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

I shook my head speechlessly. Could it be said that when a woman becomes angry, she will lose her reason? She still doesn't understand the situation. The person who has the initiative is the commander of the Jin Yiwei himself, not her dancing all night.

"You want to run away before the fun has even started? Don't even think about it. Please give me a good greeting. I'll put out the fire first. I've long wanted to experience the feeling in the game. Today I finally got my wish. Beauty, let's not waste time.

, hurry up."

"No, help...help..."

Save you big-headed guy, it’s rare to be able to dance at night in a game. Fortunately, I’ve sent a message to Dandan. I was surrounded by dozens of players, including archers, mages, and melee fighters. I was beaten by a group.

Although my energy and defense are high, it is difficult to withstand it for a long time, so that is the only way.

"Bang!"

"Ah, who shot him in the back?"

A gunshot was accompanied by the angry roar of the commander of the Jinyiwei, and chaos was about to break out. All the players looked at the commander of the Jinyiwei. I saw the right moment and directly activated the additional skills of the ring. My body disappeared instantly, and the invisibility state could only last for 10 seconds.

You can't get out of trouble just for a moment.

"Something happened to the commander, and someone else has disappeared."

I count down silently: "8"

"A bunch of trash, let me search for it. The archer used his eagle eye skills to search for me. I still don't believe that he can go to heaven and earth to kill the idiot who just plotted against me. Damn my good deeds. Where are the beauties? You guys

Trash, bring me the beauty back."

"5"

Damn it, you are complaining and tell your men to disperse immediately. When the countdown reaches "2", besides me, there are two or three people beside the ancient tree, including the commander of the Jin Yiwei himself.

"Ding~!"

System prompt: Stealth status is invalid, please pay attention to the surrounding dangerous environment.

"Look, he hasn't moved at all."

"We were tricked, kill him!"

"Kill him!"




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