As a gifted child, Little Baby is often in a very mature state.
Basically, there won't be any problems that can frustrate him.
But recently, his little mind has been confused by a very important question!
Of course, it doesn't mean that kissing daddy and baby mommy hurt him more, or that it hurts mommy's belly more.
He never considers competing for favor.
What he is curious about is, which country is the brother or sister in mommy's belly from?
He once asked two adults very seriously about this issue.
At that time, they were watching... cartoons (don't ask why he is so vulgar and mentally retarded, it was his mother who lowered his IQ! She said she wanted to give him a complete childhood... the little baby really wanted to kneel down to her!)
The little baby touched Mommy's belly. After listening to the gurgling sound in her belly for a while, the question immediately came to her mind.
"Mommy, what will the name of the baby in your belly be in the future?"
The mother who was focused on the TV immediately responded without thinking, "Whatever mommy's last name is, the baby's last name will be the same!"
Whoosh... The little baby seemed to hear two daggers passing over his head and shooting toward him quickly.
Immediately afterwards, his little head was hugged by a big arm, and a deep voice said lazily, "Pregnant women are not smart, let's not listen to your mother."
Yin Xiaoxiao, who had been focusing on cartoons for nearly thirty years, was deprived of his rights. He immediately raised his eyebrows and shot an eye arrow, which landed on his left, "Pei Haonan, what do you mean!"
Daddy raised his eyebrows and replied coolly, "Isn't it a Chinese tradition to marry and obey your husband?"
Baby Mommy glanced at him from the corner of her eyes and responded, "Sorry, my nationality is the United States of America!"
"It's just a matter of one sentence to change it back." When Daddy said this, he didn't even blink.
My mother made a sound from her nostrils and said, "Humph, I haven't married you yet!"
Because my mother insists on testing how much my dear daddy loves her, so...
They can now be said to be living together illegally...
The little baby couldn't help but feel a little sad when he thought that he was the one who gave birth to a child out of wedlock. He was born out of wedlock...
This sentence immediately made Qinqin Daddy stop. Seeing his forehead twitching, the little baby wanted to know if Qinqin Daddy regretted not carrying his mother directly to register.
!
The gloomy voice immediately interrupted the little baby's thoughts, "So what, I am his father, of course the child will have my last name!"
There was no doubt in the voice, and the momentum seemed to explode...
He is indeed Daddy... The little baby sighed in his heart and secretly glanced at his mother.
It seemed that my mother immediately calmed down and turned her attention to the TV screen again...
On the screen, Wukong was loudly using his moves, "Turtle...Tai...Qi...Gong..."
The room became quiet again, as if nothing happened...
This weird feeling makes the little baby feel bad...
According to his understanding of Baby Mommy, next, she should quickly use the same tone and the same speechless sentences to refute Kiss Daddy...
And then...a world war begins...
Well, the little baby boy would not admit that he had the mentality of watching a drama, so when he saw his mother suddenly being quiet, he was a little disappointed and a little lost, but at the same time, he smelled an unusual smell...
Turning his eyes to his dear father, his eyes became more gloomy. It was obvious that he was also thinking about something...
Frown, cross your chest, hold your chin...
Father and son used the same movements and glanced at the baby mommy secretly.
The person involved was so calm that he watched the entire episode of "Dragon Ball" without even glancing at them...
Could it be...that this is also one of the characteristics of pregnant women? That they are easily taken away from their attractiveness?
After watching the episode, Baby Mommy immediately stood up, holding out her round belly, and walked slowly upstairs. Colleague, she said, "Pei Haonan, the living room is yours tonight!"
Hearing this sentence, the little milk baby was the first to cry...
"Mommy...don't be so cruel..."
"Bang..." The door was closed forcefully...
Daddy's eyes have already flown over, his eyebrows calm.
"Daddy... don't..." Little Baby held her chin in her hands and stared at him with tears in her eyes, "Little Pillow will be reluctant to let me go..."
"If you can't bear it, you can take it away." Kiss Daddy's eyebrows were very friendly, and he rubbed his head, then stood up and walked towards the room...
Wuwuwu... Daddy... why are you trying to steal my room again...
Every time mommy kicked him out of his room, daddy would come and steal his room, euphemistically saying it was to save resources.
"Your body is so small and you sleep on such a big bed. The rest of the space is empty. Daddy can just sleep well. So, tonight, you go to sleep on the sofa. The length there is suitable for you..." This is
The first and only thing the damn daddy said when he was kicked out of the room by mommy!
Because he immediately refused, "No, I'm not a child, don't try to lie to me..."
result……
The abominable dad directly lifted his collar, put it on the sofa, and said euphemistically, "Start exercising your willpower tonight!"
Woo woo woo...
Every time at this time, the little baby wonders whether she is his biological child and why... daddy is so cruel...
Don’t adults love children very much? Why did daddy steal his room!
There are so many rooms in the house, but he chose this one...
In the end, he always spent the night in a very resentful mood...
Same thing tonight...
Baby, if you are a sister, forget it! If you are a brother, huh... I want you to look good when you come out!
Let your parents and daddy quarrel even before you were born!
A certain Milkman thought angrily, completely unaware that this incident was caused by him!
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Early the next morning.
"Yin Xiaoxiao..."
The little baby was woken up by his daddy's roar. He rubbed his bleary eyes and found himself lying in mommy's room, with his angry dad standing next to him...
As for being so angry? This is not the first time that Mommy has carried him from the sofa to her room to sleep with her...
etc!
There's something wrong with the atmosphere today!
Daddy is calling Uncle Black Panther...what happened...
"Find her immediately! Damn it, this woman ran away again! How long does she plan to run away from home this time?!" Kiss Daddy's face was filled with dark clouds.
And it started to rain in the little baby's eyes...
Wuwuwu... Mommy ran away from home...
Mommy took the baby away...
Mommy... doesn't want him anymore...
little milk baby
One month later, in a remote small village in the United States.
The little baby followed her father and stood at the door of a villa.
"Yin Xiaoxiao... you'd better open the door!" Kiss Daddy's voice was very gloomy...
No wonder, he searched for a month before he found this place...
The anger more than a month ago turned into worry. Now, I finally found it. The person is obviously inside, but they don't open the door!
Dear Daddy, I also think that your anger is justified, um, very true!
"You bastard, hurry up and cry." Daddy shouted until his throat was broken. He finally turned around and began to make plans for him!
Suddenly, a pang of regret rushed straight to the little baby's head!
He was actually captured and used as cannon fodder again...
If I had known earlier...If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come...
However, the little baby knows better that he has no right to speak at all.
With his sinister character, he is destined to be cannon fodder!
However, he is a gifted child, and gifted children do not give in easily!
The little baby clenched his fist and said seriously, "Daddy, I am no longer a seven or eight-year-old child. I can't just cry. I think this matter... is between you and Mommy."
The problem between us...so it is more suitable for you two..."
The eye knife flew towards me, and the little baby shuddered, and then bravely continued, "It's better for you to solve it yourself..."
"Snapped……"
Before he finished speaking, something suddenly flew down from the sky and landed two steps away from them.
The little baby looked at the rectangular board and was a little confused. What is this... why are there wavy bumps on it...
He subconsciously looked at his father and found that the veins on his forehead were bulging and his eyes were deep. It was obvious that he was angry!
"Son, your mommy is very angry at your words..." Kiss daddy, even his voice has changed a bit...
Are you angry at what I said? The little baby thinks that Daddy’s frame-up skills are good!
"So, kneel down and beg her for forgiveness!"
Daddy...can you be more shameless?
Mommy is obviously attacking you, okay?
He subconsciously moved two positions back, adjusted the proportion of the crowd, remained calm, and remained silent.
Under normal circumstances, my mother will definitely show up at this time!
Don't ask why! It's the intuition of gifted children!
Sure enough, a few seconds after Kiss Daddy said these words, Mommy's face immediately appeared on the balcony on the second floor.
"Pei Haonan, I'll give you a chance. Either kneel on the washboard... or let your second son have my last name!"
Mommy, who has a big belly, is still very graceful, majestic and condescending, and she suppresses daddy's momentum all of a sudden!
The little baby swallowed his saliva subconsciously and looked nervously at his father's response...
Under normal circumstances, Daddy will use various magical means to make Mom docile...
For example, last time, because my dear daddy changed his nationality back to China without my mother's consent, a series of wars started.
In the end, Daddy didn’t know what method he used, but Mummy actually gave in!
This time...
What happens?
What method will daddy use to attack mom...
For a moment, the air became solemn...
The little baby stared at his father closely, not daring to blink for fear of missing an important moment...
Finally, Kiss Daddy raised his eyebrows and said without changing his expression, "My second child has your last name!"
"Bang..." The little baby fell to the ground in shock.
"Gah..." Baby mommy also had a look of astonishment on her face.
"Open the door." Daddy strode up to the little baby, grabbed him with his big hand, put him on his shoulders, and said to Mommy, "My son has suffered from heat stroke..."
At this time...should he pretend to be dead?
The little baby decided to close her eyes...
One morning a long time later, the little baby asked his father, "Daddy, why did you promise mommy so quickly that day..."
He can find it there, and it's not difficult to get into the house!
Daddy was holding a bottle to feed his sister. When he heard these words, he didn't even raise his head and said slowly, "You have to remember three points. First, there is gold under a man's knees. Second, at that time
Your mommy is pregnant, and thirdly, you will have many younger brothers and sisters..."
When he said the last sentence, a sly smile flashed across the corners of Daddy's lips.
For a moment, the little baby felt that he was still not as evil as his father!