Volume 2: The First Mashup in History Chapter 15: Xiaoxiao BBQ Restaurant
"Player Wang Xiaobu, you have been online for a total of ten hours. For your health, please log off and take a rest. If you do not log off within 15 seconds after receiving this message, the system will force you to log off!" the system prompted.
"bite!"
"The system forces the player to log off!" the system prompted.
Wang Huai took off his helmet, first moved his neck, and then got up and got out of bed. As soon as Wang Huai got out of bed, he was greeted by a tragic cry, which shocked Wang Huai.
Liu Erhu was lying on the ground, rubbing one of his hands, while Wang Huai scratched his head out of habit and said, "I look like that, right? I think I stepped on Brother Erhu's hand?"
"Brother! Pull him down!" Xiaodouzi said with a look of contempt on his face: "Just step on it! It also means that it looks like it, it looks like it! There is no manly bearing at all! If it were me, I would say, Erhu
Brother! Are you okay? I really didn’t mean to do it, so let me treat you out to dinner as compensation!"
"No! No! It's okay. Actually, I'm very unlucky. It's normal for me to be stepped on. Boss! You don't have to take it to heart!" Liu Erhu said while waving his hands.
Xiaodouzi immediately became happy and said to himself: "Hey! This brother is so cooperative! If I didn't understand his character, would I really think that he is an expert at blackmailing? But then again,
The boss has no stairs to go down today! He has ordered this meal!"
"I'm going! It's almost eight o'clock. I haven't eaten anything all day. I'm starving to death! Let's go! I'll treat you to a supper!" Wang Huai said, rubbing his stomach that was growling.
"I'm not going! I'm not..." Before Liu Erhu could finish his words, his stomach gave him away, because Liu Erhu's stomach was growling louder than Wang Huai's.
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"Oh! Look at me! Erhu hasn't eaten since yesterday, and he's been hungry again today. I just played games and forgot about this!" Wang Huai pulled Liu Erhu and said, "Hurry up!
I know you have lost your wallet and have no money for food. We have paid for this month’s living expenses! Let’s go have a supper!”
"Hey! Thank you then. I will return the land to you when the money is sent from home." Liu Erhu said honestly.
"Forget it! No need! We are all classmates, why are you being so polite! Xiaodouzi! Lead the way!" Wang Huai kicked Xiaodouzi hard, hitting Xiaodouzi in the butt.
Xiaodouzi shouted playfully: "The emperor is leaving the palace!"
In this way, the three of them swaggered out of the dormitory, went downstairs and out of the campus. After walking a short distance, the three of them came to a barbecue restaurant with a very dilapidated decoration. Xiaodouzi smiled and said: "Boss! Let's go.
Is this Xiaoxiao’s? I can’t get used to other people’s!”
"Anyway, it's your consumption, it's your choice!" Wang Huai nodded.
"Ah?!" Xiaodouzi opened his mouth wide and stared at Wang Huai.
Wang Huai spread his hands and said very embarrassedly: "I just realized that I didn't bring my wallet, so I have to pay for this meal!"
Xiaodouzi looked at the innocent-looking Wang Huai and was so angry that his teeth itched. Finally, he stamped his feet and said angrily: "You're cruel!" Then he opened the door and was the first to walk into Xiaoxiao BBQ restaurant.
Wang Huai greeted Liu Erhu and said, "Let's go!"
The three of them found a seat near the corner. The waiter Xiaoxiao brought a pot of tea and put it on the table. When Xiaoxiao saw that it was Wang Huai, she smiled and said, "You two haven't been here for a long time, are you still the same?
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Wang Huaigang was about to nod, but Xiaodouzi shook his head and said: "There are three of us today, so the old way is definitely not enough, so I will add thirty more skewers of mutton, ten more skewers of beef, five tofu rolls, two grilled sesame seed cakes, and another pot.
Hairy belly!”
"Okay!" Xiaoxiao turned and left.
"You are crazy! If you are a freeloader, you will be beaten to death! I really don't have any money!" Wang Huai said in disbelief.
Xiaodouzi chuckled and said, "I don't care! Anyway, I'm hungry today, so why don't I just have someone beat me up? It's no big deal!"
"You are freeloaders!" Liu Erhu said innocently.
"Okay! Let's stop making trouble! I'll treat you to this meal!" Wang Huai said and took out his wallet from his pocket.
Xiaodouzi smiled evilly and said: "Hey! I already knew that the boss brought money, otherwise I wouldn't dare to eat for free even if I were beaten to death!"
"It's just you brat!" Wang Huai glared at Xiaodouzi fiercely and said.
"Oh! Boss! How many levels are you in "Battle of Doomsday"?" Xiaodouzi asked.
Wang Huai sighed and said: "Oh! We are short of level 17 by 20,000 experience points!"
"It seems like you haven't left Novice Village yet, right?" Xiaodouzi said.
"Yeah." Wang Huai nodded and said, "No! If the network cable hadn't been disconnected that night, I would definitely be number one on the level list, boss!"
Xiaodouzi curled his lips and said: "Boss! Do you know what level the number one on the level list is now?"
"How many levels? Is it possible that I can still pass forty?" Wang Huai said disdainfully.
"Boss! This is how ignorant you are. The number one on the current level list is a level 42 orc berserker named Centennial Koala, the second is a level 41 elemental mage named Thousand Years of Sleep, and the third
The name is a level 40 priest named Millennium Vixen!" Xiaodouzi hit Wang Huaidao.
"No way!?" Wang Huai said in disbelief: "You must be lying to me. You haven't played "Doomsday War" either. How do you know the top three in the level rankings?"
"Old man! I'm really impressed by you! These data are available on the official website of "Armageddon", and because of the popularity of "Armed War", the second batch of game helmets that were originally planned to be released in three months will be moved forward.
The distribution date will be next weekend!" Xiaodouzi said nonstop.
"Really? How about the boss giving up on leveling up and buying equipment this time, and going to the party with you, and I will definitely help you get one? Is it interesting enough?!" Wang Huai said, patting his chest.
Xiaodouzi shook his head and said: "No, just ask Erhu to go with me, so that you don't have to settle the score later and have to rely on me to drag you down and prevent you from reaching the top of the ranking list!"
Wang Huai said angrily: "How can I do it?!" But Xiaodouzi had an expression on his face that said "You can do it".
At this time, Liu Erhu said vaguely: "You... um... what... um... are you talking about? I heard... um... don't understand what you said... um...?"
When Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi took a look at Liu Erhu, he actually started to eat a lot while they were arguing. It turned out that the two of them were so involved in the argument that they didn't even know when the roasted lamb legs and lamb chops were coming.
Liu Erhu didn't care about that, he grabbed the lamb chops that had been tested and started to chew them.
Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi hurriedly joined the queue. After a while, the waiter Xiaoxiao had all the skewers and tripe they ordered. The three of them started to stuff themselves. It didn’t take long for everything on the table to be served.
Everything that could be eaten was swept away by the three of them.
Xiaodouzi burped and shouted loudly: "Check out!"
Wang Huai saw that no one came for a long time, so he shouted again: "Check out!"
Just when Xiaodouzi was about to go crazy, a scream rang out. The source of the sound was from the place on the left where Wang Huai and his two tables were separated, but the scream came from the mouth of the waiter Xiaoxiao. At this time, only Xiaoxiao could be seen.
Wang Huai held the tray in his hands and awkwardly blocked it in front of his chest. His bulging chest was pressed so hard that Wang Huai was a little angry, but the four middle-aged men in their thirties sitting on the table in front of Xiaoxiao were
Laughing loudly.
The waiter Xiaoxiao's face was red, most of it was anger, but the rest was blushing. When things got here, Wang Huai naturally saw what was going on. Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi had encountered too many such things.
Although Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi's grades in school are not good, they are definitely not bad students. However, the reputation of good students does not belong to them. They often move around in society. Such things
It's not like I haven't seen it before.
Xiaodouzi took out his mobile phone and made a quick call, but Wang Huai walked up to the group of people alone. At this time, Xiaoxiao looked embarrassed. It was not good to leave with guests in front of him.
And if they continue to stay, they will get even more aggressive. However, his boyfriend, the owner of the barbecue restaurant, is hiding behind the counter.
In fact, life is like this, helpless, really helpless. Maybe people often complain about their current life, but in fact, life cannot be compared, because there are many people worse off than themselves. People should learn to be grateful and cherish themselves.
Instead of complaining all day long about how bad your life is and how poor you are that you can’t even afford a new mobile phone!
Wang Huai walked up to Xiaoxiao, holding a half-drunk Harbin Samsung beer bottle in his right hand. He touched Xiaoxiao's red face with his left hand and said, "Xiaoxiao, are you okay?" Xiaoxiao said a little shyly, "Yeah."
"With a sound, his head lowered even lower, but his face rubbed against Wang Huai's hand intentionally or unintentionally.
"Little brother, you have to learn to line up! Do you understand?" One of the tall and lanky men seemed to be a little drunk and stammered incoherently.
When the people around saw Wang Huai approaching the table, they all consciously stepped aside. Many people pointed at the table. Most of the people in the crowd had excited eyes, but there was an older man.
The old man shook his head silently.
"###mother!" Wang Huai never talks nonsense or does meaningless things. He pointed the beer bottle in his hand at the big man in front of him.
Wang Huai's target was not the tall and lanky man, but the guy who made things difficult for Xiaoxiao, because he was rubbing his big hand with a smile, as if he was recalling the tenderness of his hand just now, but the big man didn't realize what happened at all.
What happened was that he was knocked unconscious by Wang Huai's bottle of lun. At the same time, red threads flowed down from the man's head. Only a dull sound of falling to the ground was heard. The big man had already fallen in front of Wang Huai.
However, when Wang Huai wanted to take a second shot, he suddenly removed a leg from Wang Huai's side. This leg was Liu Erhu's kick. This leg directly hit the bridge of the tall and thin man's nose. The tall and thin man groaned.
Without making a sound, he flew backwards and passed out completely.
Only then did the other two middle-aged men react. One of them slapped the table and yelled: "You..." Unfortunately, before he could say the last "", he was kicked out by Liu Erhu in a whirlwind.
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In just a few seconds, the four men were reduced to the last man sitting alone at the table, staring at Liu Erhu with his big eyes. However, the beer bottle in Wang Huai's hand was still clean. Wang Huai's swift
One blow did not stain it with blood.
Glancing at the last man, Wang Huai stretched lazily. At this time, the three of them could already hear the sound of police cars in the distance. Xiaodouzi stood up next to him and walked to Wang Huai's door silently.
In front of him, he gently kicked the first fallen man with his toes. After making sure that he was completely unconscious, he gently shook his head and sighed.
"Boss! Let's go! The police are coming!" Liu Erhu said in a panic.
"Don't panic, we're one of our own!" Xiaodouzi sighed softly, and the beer bottle in his hand fell down. Finally, the man joined his other three companions.
The whole thing only lasted three minutes, and much of that time was spent in a daze by the last man, because the departure of three of the men was announced in the first twenty seconds.
At this time, Xiaoxiao, the waiter behind Wang Huai, had a blank look on his face. He looked at Wang Huai's back with some confusion. There was a complicated expression on his face, which seemed to be gratitude, but also fear. In short, there was something
Bitter, spicy, sour and sweet feeling.
"Hey, how come you two are so fast?!" Xiaodouzi shook his head and said.
"If you are slow, it will be easy for these scum to get your clothes and hands dirty!" Liu Erhu curled his lips and looked at the men on the ground with contempt.
Wang Huai nodded and said in agreement: "It makes sense!"
Xiaodouzi nodded in agreement. At this time, two police cars had stopped next to the barbecue restaurant. Three policemen got out of the police cars. A young policeman at the front smiled at Xiaodouzi and nodded.
He nodded and handed Xiaodouzi a cigarette. Xiaodouzi smiled and shook his head and said, "I don't smoke."
"Oh, haha, I forgot, I'm sorry." The young policeman smiled and handed the cigarette to Wang Huai.
Wang Huai smiled and shook his head and said, "Officer Zhang, I don't smoke either."
Officer Zhang smiled awkwardly and said, "Sorry."
"Are these guys with no eyesight?" Officer Zhang changed the subject and asked, looking at the unconscious men on the ground.
Xiaodouzi nodded and said: "That's right!"
This police officer Zhang is Xiaodouzi's godfather's subordinate. He has always been smart and capable. Xiaodouzi doesn't need to talk about many things. The next day, Xiaodouzi will get the title of "killing harm for the sake of reputation" or "justifiable defense". These things
Wang Huai was already taking care of it, but Liu Erhu had a look of admiration on his face.
Then Officer Zhang and his two colleagues dragged the four people on the ground into the car, leaving several red blood stains on the ground. Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi curled their lips and looked at the stains on the ground, feeling like they were eating.
It was all gone, but they were very full.
"Brother Huai, Brother Douzi, and this brother... thank you." Xiaoxiao's voice of thanks suddenly came from behind.
"It's okay, it's just a little effort!" Liu Erhu said with a smile.
Then Wang Huai paid the bill to the boss, who quickly excused himself and said: "Forget it, I'm the one who paid for the meal!" Wang Huai despised this kind of man who couldn't protect his woman, so he wasn't polite to him and laughed a few times.
In a sentence, Liu Erhu and Xiaodouzi said goodbye to Xiaoxiao and returned to the school building.
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