Chapter 82 Su Xiaoxiao, a famous brothel prostitute
The first dish in history (Beauty Studio)
Author: Wang Xiaobu
Volume 3: The Strongest in History Chapter 82: Su Xiaoxiao, a Famous Prostitute in a Brothel
Xiaodouzi was the first to walk out of the room. He saw at a glance that the five big bags were gone, but he remained calm, laughing and joking beside Wang Huai, hitting Wang Huai on the shoulder and said: "Hey!
Boss! You went offline so early?!"
"What? Isn't it better to log out early?" Wang Huai said with some doubts.
"It's nothing to go offline early?! But what?!" Su Xiaoxiao also walked away from the room, sat on the sofa nearby and said: "As the saying goes: if something goes wrong, it will be a monster! We have only seen your game where you forget to sleep and eat.
, but I have never seen you go offline so early, there must be something fishy in this!"
Wang Huai didn't know that Overlord Yin Shang had issued a world announcement, and he didn't take Overlord Yin Shang's matter seriously, so he didn't know what Xiaodouzi and Su Xiaoxiao meant at all. The more Wang Huai didn't say anything, the more they thought Wang Huai was offended.
The fact that Yin Shang, the overlord of the Overlord Palace, went offline early proves this point. Wang Huai is avoiding trouble now!
Liu Erhu was also offline at this time. As soon as he walked out of his bedroom, he asked Wang Huaidao: "Boss! How did you get into that overlord Yin Shang?! What kind of arrest warrant did that overlord Yin Shang issue? He said that as long as he kills you, he will have money."
Take, 100 gold coins! At least 2,000 federal coins!"
As soon as Liu Erhu said these words, Wang Huai understood that what Xiaodouzi and Su Xiaoxiao said was abnormal and must be monsters. It turned out that they thought they had caused trouble and went offline to take refuge! So, Wang Huai told the story
After telling the story, the three of them laughed loudly and talked about how scumbag the overlord Yin Shang was!
After finishing laughing and having fun, Wang Huai got straight to the point and said, "What are the names of the three of you? What are your professions? Look, I don't have your equipment, so I can leave it for you.
Stay on!"
"Hehe!" Xiaodouzi shook his head and said: "Boss! I am a pure orc warrior. I call me fat so I am strong! Hehe! What do you think? This name sounds like that, right?! Most people can't think of it!
"
"Hehe!" Liu Erhu scratched his head and said with a smile: "Don't laugh at me! I don't have any questions. I named myself Dream Hero. I originally wanted to choose the human race, but I chose the wrong one.
It’s very depressing to kill the undead tribe and make people become neither humans nor ghosts.”
When Wang Huai saw that Su Xiaoxiao hadn't spoken for a long time, he felt really bad. He said with a smile: "I mean Xiaoxiao! Can't you name Su Xiaoxiao?! Xiao is the little one!"
"Famous brothel prostitute!" Xiaodouzi also said with a wicked smile.
"You..." Su Xiaoxiao's face turned red from holding back. This was not because she was shy, but because she was aroused by the words of Wang Huai and Xiaodouzi. She was so angry that she could hardly breathe, and her chest was panting heavily.
I was angry, but I pointed my hand at Wang Huai and was speechless. I could only keep repeating you, but without the second half of the sentence.
"I know this person. She was the first prostitute in Qiantang during the Southern Qi Dynasty and a talented woman in a brothel. After her death, she was buried by the Xiling Bridge. There is a stone tablet in front of it, inscribed: Tomb of Su Xiaoxiao, Qiantang! We are an old actor in the village.
We all like to watch this play. The famous role of Su Xiaoxiao is so good-looking!" Liu Erhu looked yearning for it.
Xiaodouzi smiled evilly and said: "The guy who plays Su Xiaoxiao is a man, Erhu! You don't have a crush on him, do you?!"
"Ah?!" Liu Erhu's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "What?! It's a man? Isn't that a shemale?! Oops! I have been secretly in love with him for so long in vain! Ooooh! My pure
My soul! It’s been destroyed like this!”
"Alas! Alas! Alas! It's a bit far!" Wang Huai saw that he was going too far, and quickly brought back the topic: "Xiaoxiao! Don't be angry, aren't we just joking? Don't take it seriously!
It's just a joke! Otherwise, if you compare us to famous prostitutes in a brothel, we will definitely not be angry, so you should be happy!"
"Puch!" Su Xiaoxiao suddenly burst into tears and said with a smile: "There are no men in the brothel!"
"Yes! Why not!" Liu Erhu said: "In the play in our village, there was a man in the brothel, his name was... what was his name? Why can't I remember it?" Liu Erhu said in a confused tone.
He looked like he was thinking hard.
"Call Gui Gong!" Xiaodouzi suddenly said this.
"Yes!" Liu Erhu said suddenly: "My name is Turtle Gong!!!"
"Ah!" Xiaodouzi covered his head and let out a very miserable cry. Wang Huai withdrew his hand and said angrily: "I will let you be a turtle! If you know how, I will make you a turtle!"
"Haha! Wow! The boss is going to open a brothel!" Xiaodouzi said, fearing that Wang Huai would take advantage of him again, so he ran all the way away.
"Okay! Stop making trouble, Xiaoxiao! What name did you choose, what race and occupation did you choose?" Wang Huai stopped taking care of Xiaodouzi, but looked at Su Xiaoxiao and asked.
"Huh!" Su Xiaoxiao snorted softly and said: "My name! I will never be like the three of you, playing with such low standards. Why do you think I am fat so I am strong? You are a fat man and you are still strong! Why?
With you, what kind of dream hero should I choose? You guys are so naive. Why don’t you call me silly Guo Jing? This name is more appropriate for you. And you! You still have the nerve to laugh there and name yourself Wang Xiaobu. You
I'm not afraid that the author who wrote about the overlords of the Three Kingdoms will sue you for copyright infringement!" Su Xiaoxiao didn't care, and gathered Wang Huai, Xiaodouzi, and Liu Erhu all over, in order to relieve the suffocation in her heart.
"A natural beauty like me, a hibiscus, versatile, lively and cute, with both beauty and wisdom, a stunner that all men yearn for, of course I have to be named the best in the universe. You all prick up your ears and it's clear to me that I
The race chosen by the beauty is naturally the beautiful race of elves - night elves! The name is beautiful without discount!" Su Xiaoxiao stood on the sofa and put on the most beautiful pose.
Wang Huai ignored the almost crazy woman and asked the three of them: "What levels are you at and what occupations are you in?"
"Of course the orcs are high-attack tank warriors. They can also go crazy after the mid-term, and their attack power and defense will be doubled. For someone like me who loves PK, it is definitely the best choice. I am now level 8.
You will reach level 9 soon!" Xiaodouzi looked proud.
"Well, not bad!" Wang Huai nodded with satisfaction.
Liu Erhu scratched his head honestly and said: "I chose Dark Mage, but I did some tasks and directly changed my profession to become Necromancer. Now I'm level 10!"
"What?! You've reached level 10 in one afternoon? How did you level up? Although I told you the general distribution of monsters, it can't be so fast?! Even Xiaodouzi is only level 8, and you are a novice in the game.
Level 10?!" Wang Huai grabbed Liu Erhu and asked in disbelief.
Liu Erhu scratched his head and told the story of why he was promoted to level 10. Liu Erhu did a hidden unique task. There was a beggar in the novice village. This beggar was an NPC that no one cared about. Not only did Liu Erhu, a game newbie, take
I took this task, and also completed this task, 200 chickens, killing 200 chickens. This kind of low-level task is not something that any player with some experience in the game will do. It is a waste of time, and the reward is pitiful.
However, the game "Doomsday Battle" goes against the norm, and the fatal rookie Liu Erhu got this luck!
After Su Xiaoxiao finished posing, she remained silent for a long time. Wang Huai could only cough lightly and said: "We are naturally beautiful, like lotuses, versatile, lively and cute, with both beauty and wisdom. The beauty that all men yearn for, how old are you?
?What profession is it?!”
"What did you say?! Ah! Oh! Hehe! That! Look! The weather is so nice today! It's sunny and windy. Shouldn't we go out to eat? Hehe!" Su Xiaoxiao was incoherent.
"Su Xiaoxiao! I'm not here to be a weather forecaster for you. What level are you at?!" Wang Huai could tell. This Su Xiaoxiao definitely hadn't leveled up a few levels, but for a rookie, it's nothing to be slow in upgrading, let alone
He was someone who had never been exposed to virtual online games, so Wang Huai was not angry at all, but asked tentatively: "Have you reached level 5?"
Su Xiaoxiao didn't speak. Wang Huai stretched out three fingers helplessly and said, "It's time to reach level three, right?" Su Xiaoxiao still didn't speak, but lowered his head even lower. This time, Wang Huai was a little angry. Even if you are stupid,
, you can’t even reach level three in one afternoon!
"Level 2, right?!" Wang Huai shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it! Who asked me to hire you! Just two levels! Come back tonight and work hard to reach level 8!"
"I haven't reached level 2 either." Su Xiaoxiao's voice almost reached a mosquito-like tone.
Wang Huai was really angry, and he stopped asking Su Xiaoxiao how many levels it was, because Wang Huai could think that if it didn't reach level 2, it would be level 1, so Wang Huai no longer wanted to pursue this issue anymore.
, so he waved his hand and said: "Let's go! Let's go to eat! Xiaoxiao! There is something you need to remember, I am your boss!" Wang Huai stood up first and walked out, followed closely by Xiaodouzi.
Su Xiaoxiao didn't want to go, but Liu Erhu pulled her away.
In fact, Su Xiaoxiao is still at level 0 now, because she had a similar situation to Wang Huai when she was creating her character. Wang Huai had a repeated name, but Su Xiaoxiao was thinking of a name that could reflect herself, and these names are two together.
Hours later, it took Su Xiaoxiao two and a half hours to create the character and appear in Novice Village.
Su Xiaoxiao, who appeared in the Novice Village, was shocked by what she saw. After walking around in the Novice Village for more than an hour, she bumped into another pretty boy. Because Su Xiaoxiao had increased her figure and appearance by 20%, so
Su Xiaoxiao in the game is extremely eye-catching.
In this way, Su Xiaoxiao and the pretty boy played together for a long time, so Su Xiaoxiao didn't fight any monsters at all, not to mention that she didn't even see what the monsters looked like. She just wore three-point underwear and a monster with the same appearance.
The pretty guy wearing a pair of briefs chatted for a long time until he finally got off the line.
Therefore, when Wang Huai asked about the levels of the three of them, Su Xiaoxiao was like a frightened little rabbit. In fact, Su Xiaoxiao would never be like this, but just because of Wang Huai's words, remember, I am your boss!
This sentence really touched Su Xiaoxiao's heart and made her correct her position!
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