Chapter 17 Menopausal women can't afford to be hurt
Chapter 17 Menopausal women cannot afford to be hurt (third update)
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Looking at this girl whose face was flushed from holding back, Li Huai was quite curious. She called Mu Qingqing Qingqing's mother. Li Huai used the power of his soul to sweep through her and Mu Qingqing's bodies, and he knew through their blood that they were not.
Blood relationship, that is to say, this girl is not Mu Qingqing's biological daughter, so Li Huai feels more at ease.
"Qin'er, why are you so stunned? Hurry up and scream!"
"Uncle, uncle!"
Under Mu Qingqing's urging, Li Qin finally shouted out the word "uncle" with difficulty.
Li said with a bad smile, "Haha, Qin'er is so good. Since you call me uncle, I can't be stingy as an uncle, so I'll give you a gift!"
"Thank you uncle soon!" Mu Qingqing reminded happily.
"Thank you, uncle!" After calling her once, Li Qin felt much better and not so awkward anymore, but the thought of calling a young man who looked similar to her uncle still made her a little uncomfortable.
Suddenly her heart moved and she said, "Uncle, what gift are you going to give me? You know I'm not a child. I don't want ordinary gifts!"
"Don't worry! You will definitely like the gift I gave you!" Li Huai turned his palm over, and a small, green and crystal-clear sword that was only one foot long appeared on the top of his palm.
"Flying sword!"
Everyone's eyes lit up, because as soon as the sword appeared, everyone felt a very comfortable and refreshing breath. Li Huai said lightly with a smile on his lips, "This sword is called the Weak Water Sword. Although it is only a low-grade artifact, it is also
It's enough for the mortal world, even if you have it
A master at the immortal level can't hurt you, but your cultivation level is too low to activate it. However, I can carve a spirit gathering array on it, and you can use your true energy to activate it, but you don't have to do it easily.
Motivate him, otherwise the damage caused will be too great!"
As he spoke, Li Huai's fingers began to draw in the void. People around him stared at Li Huai's fingers intently, only to see strange runes appear under his fingers, and then flew into the place.
In the dagger, a spirit gathering array was formed above the dagger.
"Go to your master!"
The dagger seemed to be able to understand Li Huai's words, and actually flew to Li Qin's side, and even circled around her body to please her.
Although artifacts have artifact spirits in the divine world, there are too many rules in the divine realm, and artifact spirits are deeply suppressed in artifacts. But it is different in the mortal world, artifact spirits can move around at will.
"Wow, that's great! What a beautiful sword, thank you uncle, but uncle, what level of magic weapon is the artifact?" Seeing such a beautiful sword spinning around her, Li Qin laughed happily and even shouted
Uncle, it also became smoother without realizing it.
Li Huai said, "Mortal weapons are called spiritual weapons. Above the spiritual weapons, they are fairy weapons, but above the fairy weapons, they are divine weapons!"
"Wow, wouldn't it be great if I had this weak water sword?" Li Qin opened his eyes wide and stared at Li Huai expectantly and asked.
Li Huai nodded, "That's true. With this sword in your hand, no one in this world should be your opponent!"
When Li Qin heard this, he clapped his hands happily and said, "Hahaha! Great! From now on, I will be a superwoman. I will protect world peace and defeat all monsters!"
Li Huai couldn't help but sweat when he saw this, "Are you still broadcasting Ultraman and fighting little monsters now?"
"Qin'er!" Mu Qingqing rolled her eyes at Li Qin who was overwhelmed with joy.
"Kiss mom, I will protect you from now on!"
Mu Qingqing: "..."
"Qin'er, please shed your blood and recognize your master, so that the Weak Water Sword can be integrated into your body!" Li Huai reminded again.
"good!"
When Li Qin was dripping blood to identify his master, Zhang Yifei called Zhang Tianyou over, then pointed at Li Huai and said, "Just call me grandpa!"
Hearing this, Li Huai was stunned, Zhang Tianyou was also stunned, and the others were also stunned.
Zhang Tianyou is the head of the Zhang family. According to his generation, Zhang Yifei should be considered the generation of his great-grandmother, so people in the Zhang family now respectfully call him Taijun. They did not expect that such a young great-grandfather would come out. However,
As a talented head of the family, didn't the little girl just call her uncle and get a magical weapon?
Thinking of this, his heart couldn't help but feel hot. "God bless you, see your great grandfather!"
"Ahem, no need to be polite. Since we are all juniors, I treat them equally. I will also give you a low-grade artifact!" As he said this, a blood-red long knife appeared in front of Li Huai.
"This sword is called the Blood Demon Sword, and it is also a low-grade artifact. However, your cultivation is too weak and you cannot use it yet. I will also help you set up a spirit gathering array so that you can barely use it!" As he said this, Li Huai was bleeding again.
A spirit gathering array is carved on the magic knife.
Then let the opponent shed blood to recognize the master.
"Thank you, Grandpa, for the treasure!" After receiving this valuable treasure, Zhang Tianyou's old face turned red. All his reluctance had long since become willing, and he knelt down towards Li Huai in excitement.
"Okay! Get up!" Li Huai felt uncomfortable all over when he heard the words "great grandfather."
After sending away Li Qin and Zhang Tianyou, Li Huai reunited with Mu Qingqing and Zhang Yifei and said, "I have kept you single for so many years, are you willing to be my wife now?"
Although the two of them had lived for hundreds of years, their faces were still flushed with shame when they heard Li Huai's words.
"Since it doesn't matter, I'll treat it as your acquiescence, and I'll treat it as your agreement!" Li Huai said with a rogue smile.
"Hate!"
Mu Qingqing rolled her eyes at Li Huai, stretched out her hand and hammered him on the chest.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"You hit my wound!"
"Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" Mu Qingqing apologized hurriedly.
"Haha, I lied to you! Come, let me take you to meet my dad and my other wife!" Li Huai led Mu Qingqing and Zhang Yifei, who were blushing, towards Chen Xiaoxiao and his dad.
Chen Xiaoxiao glared at Li Huai fiercely and said unkindly, "You're such a playboy, you show mercy everywhere, and you've made people wait for you for five hundred years! Humph!"
"Hehe!" Li Huai had no words to retort and could only laugh twice, and then said, "Dad, Xiaoxiao, this is Mu Qingqing, and this is Zhang Yifei!"
"Hello, uncle, my name is Mu Qingqing. You can just call me Qingqing. Nice to meet you, Xiaoxiao!" Mu Qingqing gradually regained her composure and introduced herself calmly.
"Hello, aunt, Xiaoxiao, I am Zhang Yifei! Please take good care of me in the future!" Zhang Yifei said a little embarrassed.
"Okay, don't be so quarrelsome anymore. From now on, you can just call me Dad, and Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao!" Li Huai said domineeringly with a wave of his big hand.
Dad winked at Li Huai and said, "That's right! We will all be a family from now on, Qingqing, Yifei, you have worked hard these years. This kid is heartless, you have to be more tolerant of him!"
With a thought in Li Huai's mind, two streams of life energy were instilled into Mu Qingqing and Zhang Yifei's bodies, and then their appearance changed rapidly. They originally looked like they should be in their thirties, but in the next moment they were in their twenties.
age appearance.
This made Li Qin, who had just shed blood to recognize his wife, couldn't help but curiously said when he saw the much younger Mu Qingqing: "Mother Qingqing, you have become so young and beautiful!"
"Really?" Suddenly Mu Qingqing saw Zhang Yifei next to her, with a look of surprise in her eyes, "Yifei, you have become younger too!"
"Really?"
…………
Li Huai walked up to Long Group and others, raised his fist and hit Long Yi, "Boss Long Yi, you miss me so much. What a great year! And you, Xiao Wu, have you found a husband? But
I guess not. If you are so fierce, you will marry a tigress. Who dares to ask for it! Long Three, Long Four, you are as chic as ever. When did you, Long Jiu Long Ten, join the Dragon Group? And...
…!”
Li Huai greeted the people in the dragon group affectionately, and except for Long Wu, everyone else responded happily.
Long Wu glared at Li Huai fiercely: "Li Huai, I thought I hadn't seen you for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect that you would still be the same as before, speaking so freely that a dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!"
Li Huai chuckled, "You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth, but you can spit it out from a human's mouth. Do you want me to give you an ivory!"
"That's great! If you can spit it out, I'll take it!" Long Wu said in disbelief.
"Then just watch!" Li Huai smiled proudly, then opened his mouth and spat out, and immediately, a white ivory appeared in the air.
Li Huai grabbed the white ivory and stuffed it into Long Wu's hand, "Don't be polite, sister Long Wu, this ivory will be used as a dowry for you! I hope you get married soon, but I want to remind you that your temper needs to change.
Change, otherwise you will become an old maid if you can't get married!"
Long Wu stared blankly at the ivory that Li Huai put into her hand. Then she heard Li Huai talking nonsense, and her pretty face suddenly darkened. So, every time Li Huai said something,
Her face would turn darker, and by the last sentence, Long Wu's face was filled with murderous intent, "Li Huai, you bastard, I'll fight for you!"
"I'll wipe it! No way, you got angry so quickly. Are you at menopause?"
"It's up to you! Go to hell!" Long Wu raised his fist and hit Li Huai, but how could Li Huai let her hit him? He stepped back slightly and dodged around, but he still didn't forget to hit him, "Oh!
, Long Wu, I was wrong, I didn’t know you were menopausal!”
"You bastard!" Long Wu almost burst out of anger. He launched a set of punches, and suddenly, her figure was everywhere.
"Oh my god, Boss Long Yi, help me! Help me! Menopausal women can't afford to be hurt!" Li Huai shouted while dodging.
"puff!"
Everyone in the Dragon Group could no longer hold back and started laughing. Even Long Yi, who had always kept a straight face these years, couldn't help but laugh.
"Li Huai, you bastard, don't hide if you have the guts!" Long Wu found that his boxing skills couldn't hit Li Huai at all, and he couldn't help feeling angry.
"Idiots don't hide. Besides, it's up to you whether you have the guts or not. Just ask my wife and you will know!" Li Huai couldn't help but smile jokingly as he looked at Long Wu, who had a furious face.