After staying at home for two days, Yang Xiaole randomly found an excuse to leave the house. If he stayed any longer, he was really afraid that he would go crazy. For two days, Yang Xiaole had to endure his mother's nagging every day, saying how good Wang Rou was.
, talking about the benefits of that kind of woman being a wife, etc., Yang Xiaole's ears were about to 'protest' and go on strike. If he didn't leave, Yang Xiaole was really afraid that he would collapse.
In fact, Yang Xiaole himself knows that Wang Rou is good, so why does his mother need to remind him? The little girl has been good since she was a child and has a good character. Yang Xiaole has always believed in this. The only thing that made Yang Xiaole miss her was that the former little girl
The girl is getting taller and more beautiful now, and she has become a great beauty.
Wang Rou is nice, but the problem is that Yang Xiaole has only treated her as a younger sister since she was a child. Now that her mother suddenly raised such a question, Yang Xiaole couldn't accept it for a while.
Before leaving, Wang Rou visited Yang Xiaole and said something to Yang Xiaole that made Yang Xiaole confused. Wang Rou told him that if he had a girlfriend in the future, he must take her to see her.
Yang Xiaole was stunned on the spot. What kind of truth is this? Why should he take his girlfriend to meet her? He has only heard of taking his girlfriend to meet his parents, but he has never heard of taking his girlfriend to meet another person.
woman.
Women's thoughts are often unreasonable, not to mention that Yang Xiaole doesn't understand women's hearts at all. How does he know what Wang Rou is thinking?
After returning to the dormitory, Yang Xiaole found out that the three Zhuo Dang people were there, but those three guys were all gathered in front of the computer. Just by listening to the sound coming from the speakers, Yang Xiaole knew what these three guys were doing.
All three guys are crazy.
"You bitches, Third Master, I'm back." Yang Xiaole roared loudly, and his roar scared the three guys like Zeng Yin.
Chen Yang said: "Damn it, Third Master, do you want to scare people to death?"
Zeng Yin said: "Third Master, are you finally willing to come back?"
Yang Xiaole laughed loudly, "Guys, what are you looking at? You are so fascinated." Yang Xiaole asked clearly, showing that he knew what he was talking about.
"The latest movie starring Jade Girl has just been downloaded. Third Master, let's share it together." After Chen Yang finished speaking, he turned his head to face the computer screen.
Yang Xiaole said disdainfully: "Damn it, am I that kind of person? Only prostitutes like you would watch such a dirty movie."
Yang Xiaole admired their courage. As a man, it is normal to see ###, but it is rare to see such crazy and arrogant people like them. Seeing ### in broad daylight.
And the dormitory door is not even closed. If someone suddenly breaks in, what will be the result?
Chen Yang said: "Third Master, you can pretend to be arrogant in front of outsiders, but please don't pretend to be arrogant in front of us, I will vomit."
"Ahem, um, keep watching and pretend I'm transparent." Yang Xiaole's old face felt a little hot.
"Mistress, this woman is your type, why don't you come over and take a look?" Zhuo Dang asked.
"Boss, you have fallen. I didn't expect that you would fall so low like them. Alas!" Yang Xiaole shook his head and sighed. Looking at his distressed look, it made people want to rush up and beat him up.
A sudden relief from hatred.
"Damn it, Third Master, do you insist that we despise you?" Zeng Yin pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with his hand in great displeasure.
"Hehe! Contempt me, Third Master, I like your contempt." Yang Xiaole said with a bad smile.
"..." Zeng Yin and the others looked at Yang Xiaole as if they had seen a ghost, wondering what was going on with Yang Xiaole? "Third Master, have you taken aphrodisiac?"
"Go away, if I take aphrodisiac, I will burst your anus first."
Zeng Yin was frightened and backed away a little, trying to keep a distance from Yang Xiaole. What made people even more speechless was that Zeng Yin's hands were still consciously protecting his buttocks, looking very funny.
"By the way, Third Master, I forgot to tell you something. My Yuanyuan came to see you." Chen Yang said.
Yang Xiaole frowned slightly, "She's looking for me? Why is she looking for me?"
Chen Yang shrugged and said, "I don't know. She just asked us to tell you that you should go see her immediately after you come back."
Yang Xiaole was sweating profusely on his forehead. What does it mean to come back from the dead, a vicious woman? Does anyone talk like that?
"What's going on? Who does she think she is? Do I have to go if she asks me to?" Yang Xiaole said.
"Well, Third Master, my Yuanyuan knew you would say this, so she said again that if you don't see her after you come back from death, you will be responsible for the consequences. Don't pass the exam at the end of the semester." Chen Yang said, when he said this
His face was full of pride.
Yang Xiaole suddenly had the urge to hit the wall and gritted his teeth with hatred. This was not the first time that Chen Yuan had threatened him like this. A man would rather die than surrender. If he failed, he would fail. So what?
If he makes him angry again, he will drag her to the bed and let her know what it means to be a man. Damn it, if the tiger doesn't show off its power, she will really treat it like a sick cat. It's so shameful.
After putting down his luggage, Yang Xiaole turned around and walked out of the dormitory. He thought about it and was angry. He still wanted to see Chen Yuan. No matter how angry he was, he would eventually run to see her. He had no choice but to let her dominate.
Deciding on his fate? The little she-wolf was so angry that she really dared him to fail the final exam.
"Sister Laoban, are you looking for me?" Yang Xiaole asked in Chen Yuan's office, while his eyes were always looking at Chen Yuan's chest dishonestly.
"How deep is it?" Yang Xiaole thought to herself, really wanting to use a ruler to measure the bottomless trench on Chen Yuan's chest to see how deep it was.
Looking at Chen Yuan's bottomless white and tender groove, Yang Xiaole couldn't calm down.
Chen Yuan raised her head and noticed something strange in Yang Xiaole's eyes, "Yang Xiaole, where are you looking?"
Yang Xiaole was greatly embarrassed, "Sister Laoban, are you looking for me?"
"Where have you been these past two days?" After blushing, Chen Yuan stood up from the chair and asked.
"It's black stockings again, ugh! Sister Laoban, do you really like wearing black stockings that much?" Seeing Chen Yuan's slender and graceful legs wearing black stockings, Yang Xiaole couldn't help but ask this in the end.
question.
"...I just like gangsters, what do you think? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart." Chen Yuan said angrily.
Yang Xiaole sweated wildly, she was worthy of being called the little she-wolf, her speech was so different, she spoke like an old lady when she spoke.
"Tell me, what do you want from me?" He didn't dare to tease Chen Yuan anymore or anger her again.
"I want you to be my boyfriend."
"Plop..." Yang Xiaole felt his legs weaken and he fell to the ground.
"What are you doing? Do you need to be so surprised? You're crazy." Chen Yuan giggled, making her branches tremble with laughter. Especially the pair of treasures on her chest were jumping up and down, which was very eye-catching.
"Um, Sister Laoban, are you serious?" Yang Xiaole felt that his heart was about to be unable to bear the load. If he continued like this, he was really afraid that his heart would strike. This is so fucking nonsense. He had no mental preparation at all.
Then, Chen Yuan suddenly said she wanted to be his girlfriend? This would surprise anyone.
"Don't think wrongly, I just want to use you as my boyfriend for a day." Chen Yuan said.
Yang Xiaole breathed a sigh of relief and was a little disappointed at the same time. It turned out to be just like this. Damn it, calm down, you must calm down.
"Let me be clear, I didn't understand." This was the first time Yang Xiaole knew that her boyfriend had a sexual nature. Thinking about it, she was really ignorant.
"I have a class reunion that I need to attend and I need a companion, so I came to you." Chen Yuan said.
Yang Xiaole smiled bitterly, "Sister Laoban, don't tell me that you don't have a boyfriend based on your current conditions." Acting as her boyfriend for a day? This idea is probably something only Chen Yuan can come up with.
"Is it a shame not to have a boyfriend? I just don't have one. What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy with me?" Chen Yuan's pretty face turned red, slightly embarrassed.
"Haha, Sister Laoban, I remember that you had a boyfriend, and he was quite handsome. Why did you say that he was gone?" Yang Xiaole remembered very clearly that Chen Yuan had a very handsome boyfriend, and he had been there before.
He bumped into Chen Yuan holding hands with that man, that is, from that time on, because he accidentally bumped into Chen Yuan holding hands with that man, Chen Yuan recorded him.
Sometimes when I think about it, Yang Xiaole feels that she is so wronged. Damn it, what is this? It’s unreasonable.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? That's it. The day after tomorrow, remember to dress neatly. Yang Xiaole, I'm warning you, if you dare to embarrass me, I will definitely make you regret it."
"Sister Laoban, there's no need to be so nerve-wracking. Why don't you let me be your real boyfriend? This will make it more legitimate." Yang Xiaole said.
Chen Yuan rolled her eyes when she heard this and said: "Yang Xiaole, you are quite good at planning. Let me tell you, you'd better not even think about it. You're a little brat and you still want to date me?"
Yang Xiaole was stunned, little brat? Thinking about it, it seems that this is really the case. Chen Yuan is older than him, so is this Chen Yuan's old cow eating young grass? Damn, being eaten by such a beautiful old cow
, and he admitted it.
"Hey! Sister Laoban, what do you think of my proposal? Why don't you think about it?" Yang Xiaole ignored Chen Yuan's words and continued to ask.
"Tch, you're such a bear, you still want to be my boyfriend? What a dream." Chen Yuan said disdainfully.
Yang Xiaole shrugged: "Then you should go find someone else, sister Laoban, I'm afraid I will fake it and do it for real. You also know that I don't have much self-control. It would be bad if I do something sorry for you.
,So, you’d better hire someone else, Gao Ming.”
"Yang Xiaole, if you don't show up on time the day after tomorrow, I swear, you will not be able to graduate."
Yang Xiaole was completely speechless, this move came again? The little mother-in-law always likes to use this move, doesn't she know how to use other moves? She always uses this move, damn it.
"If you have nothing to do, you can go out. Remember, it's the day after tomorrow." Chen Yuan began to issue an eviction order.
"Sister Lao Ban, you are avenging a private vendetta. As a class teacher, how can you have such a mentality?"
"Yang Xiaole, you can say that I am avenging my personal revenge. In fact, I am. Who gave me this power?" Chen Yuan said with a proud smile.
"..." Yang Xiaole wanted to refute, but he couldn't find anything to say, because he found that when a woman makes trouble unreasonably, the consequences are quite speechless.