(Youtiao’s book will be on the shelves next week. I hope children who like this book can support Youtiao as always!)
After listening to Ding Dong's words, Ye Qingchen subconsciously looked at them one by one, just like the way the male guests in If You Are the One chose the girl they were interested in when they first came on stage, and their eyes were very similar.
Ye Qingchen knew that when women are stronger, men have to become weaker, so as to win more sympathy. He put on a look of being wronged and said weakly: "I really can't choose.
, all three of you have the same weight in my heart. If any one of you is missing, I will be heartbroken."
Ding Dong seemed to be the representative of the woman, and she said all the words: "Then you mean that all three of us can be good to you?"
"Yeah!" Ye Qingchen nodded sharply in agreement.
"Bah! Stop dreaming! I will not share my boyfriend with them! This is my personality. My boyfriend can only have me in his heart." Ding Dong said angrily.
"So are we!" Su Xiaoya and Jiang Xiaoyu echoed.
I'm dizzy! Ye Qingchen feels like this is a bit of a drama. How come the three women have become so unruly and unreasonable! Even their faces don't change that quickly!
No, you have to think about it! Otherwise, not only will the matter not be solved, but it will also become more and more intense. In the end, it will really break up several times, and Ye Qingchen will really lose more than the gain.
In fact, Ye Qingchen understood that it was not that these three women could not live together peacefully, but they needed an opportunity to bring them together. What kind of opportunity is suitable? Yes, death! As long as he dies, they will definitely cry and shed tears.
Tears, then they will have to hold their bodies and say that as long as you wake up, we are willing to live in peace and so on!
Thinking of this method, Ye Qingchen couldn't help but secretly feel proud, but he still had to put on a depressed expression on his face. In the end, Ye Qingchen upgraded his depressed expression to a disappointed expression.
Seeing the three girls deadlocked, Ye Qingchen shouted sadly: "I like all three of you. If I can't have you three at the same time, then I would rather die!"
After saying that, Ye Qingchen rushed forward and knocked down the wall next to the portrait.
Bang!
Under the shock of the three women, the whole room seemed to shake. It can be seen how hard Ye Qingchen hit him. If a normal person hit him so hard, he would definitely die.
A very dramatic scene happened. Ye Qingchen did not die on the spot, but turned around without any injuries. His body had become shaky and he might fall down at any time. He used his last breath to weakly say:
"I hope my death will make you forgive me for my philandering!"
Then, Ye Qingchen fell to the ground with a bang. At the same time, he held his breath, used his internal energy, and relied on the pores of his body to absorb oxygen in the air to maintain his body's needs.
"Qingchen!" "Big stupid!" "Qingchen!"
When the three girls saw Ye Qingchen closing his eyes and falling down, they all shouted. Their eyes were full of fear. At this time, in their hearts, Ye Qingchen was no longer the young man with extraordinary martial arts skills, but a fool who committed suicide for love!
Ding Dong was closest to Ye Qingchen, and she was also the first one to rush to Ye Qingchen. She knelt down directly on the ground, picked up Ye Qingchen's body, and shouted with sobs: "Big stupid! Big stupid! Don't be scared.
Me! Stupid!"
Immediately, Jiang Xiaoyu and Su Xiaoya also rushed over. The three women burst into tears, and soon Ye Qingchen's clothes were soaked. The most sensible among the three women was Jiang Xiaoyu, who put her hands on Ye Qingchen's face while crying.
In front of Qingchen's nose, try to see if he is still breathing.
When Jiang Xiaoyu's fingers were placed under Ye Qingchen's nose for nearly thirty seconds, Jiang Xiaoyu's face suddenly turned pale. Because Ye Qingchen was no longer breathing, in other words, he had expired.
Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's changes, Ding Dong and Su Xiaoya immediately asked: "Xiaoyu, how are you?"
"No! No! Qingchen won't be able to breathe!" Jiang Xiaoyu said stupidly.
"I'm not breathing, I have a way!" As he said that, Ding Dong laid Ye Qingchen's body flat, and then performed artificial respiration on Ye Qingchen like what was shown on TV.
Ding Dong gave Ye Qingchen artificial respiration for a long time, but Ye Qingchen still had no breath. This time the three girls were completely panicked. They just wanted to give Ye Qingchen a small punishment, but no one expected Ye Qingchen
He would commit suicide because of the discord between the three women. This is really not Ye Qingchen's usual style! Although the three women also suspected that Ye Qingchen was faking it, he still didn't breathe after such a long time.
"Big idiot! It's all my fault. It was my idea to punish you! Because I'm afraid that you will bring other sisters back in the future, and I'm afraid that you won't like me by then. Because I'm naughty, unruly, and willful,
Unreasonable!" Ding Dong cried and told all his shortcomings, and also confessed that he was the instigator of what just happened.
"Qingchen, wake up quickly! Xiaoyu and Dingdong have agreed! We were just teasing you! You must not die! Otherwise I will not live either!" Su Xiaoya, a strong woman, faced
Things like this can also become confusing.
"Qingchen, we will get along well in the future, just like sisters. Don't leave us. Wake up quickly!" Jiang Xiaoyu said while gently pushing Ye Qingchen's body with her hand.
It was just such a push that made Jiang Xiaoyu touch Ye Qingchen's hand. His hand was warm and soft! Jiang Xiaoyu wiped away the tears on his face and said happily: "Sister Su, Ding Dong! Qingchen is not dead yet."
!You two touch his body. After death, the body will quickly become stiff and cold, but Qingchen's body is still soft and warm, which shows that he is not really dead yet! Let's call 120 quickly and say
Maybe we can still save him."
Hearing what Jiang Xiaoyu said, Su Xiaoya and Ding Dong also touched Ye Qingchen's body and were surprised to find that his body was just as Jiang Xiaoyu said. The three women knelt beside Ye Qingchen with pear-shaped faces and took out their mobile phones one after another.
Be prepared to call the emergency center.
At this moment, Ye Qingchen suddenly opened his hazy eyes and asked with a weak breath: "If I don't die, will you really get along well with each other?"
"Ah!" The three women were obviously frightened by Ye Qingchen's sudden voice. Then the three women showed sincere smiles and nodded: "Yes!"
After hearing the three women's answers, Ye Qingchen seemed to be a different person. There was no sign of dying at all. He stretched out his hand, hugged the three women in his arms, and said with a evil smile: "Then I won't die!"
"
The three girls were stunned for a moment, then they understood what was going on, and then they hit Ye Qingchen with a pink fist. Ye Qingchen enjoyed the three girls' pink fists very much.
People say that heaven and hell are very far apart, one is in the sky and the other is under the ground. But today the three women finally know that in fact the distance between heaven and hell is very close, there is only a piece of paper between them. This kind of confusion
They really don't want to taste the feeling of going from hell to heaven again, they would rather live in peace!
Thinking of what Ding Dong said just now, Ye Qingchen felt funny. He held the three girls in his arms and imitated a sissy voice and said, "I'm afraid you won't like me by then. Because I'm naughty and unruly.
Willful and unreasonable."
"My aunt said that to make you come back to life. Don't think that my aunt is really scared! If you dare not like me! I will definitely use big scissors to cut you off!" Ye Qingchen's words made Ding Dong angry.
Her teeth itched with hatred, she stood up and kicked Ye Qingchen directly in the soft ribs!
"Ah!" Ye Qingchen shouted cooperatively. He knew that if he didn't shout this, Ding Dong would definitely do it again.
With the support of Su Xiaoya and Jiang Xiaoyu, Ye Qingchen stood up, hugged Ding Dong again, and said affectionately: "Don't worry! I will always like you. And your so-called shortcomings are all in my heart.
advantage!"
The matter has been resolved. Ye Qingchen happily hugged the three girls and got on the big bed! They just rolled and rolled on the bed! Really! It was a very pure rolling and rolling!
Ye Qingchen has never been so tired as today. It seems that the smelly old man is right. The power of emotion is boundless. No matter how good you are, you can't beat the palm of emotion, because it can break your heart.
!
When I was in Shennongjia, I didn't feel that the old man's words were very philosophical. It wasn't until Ye Qingchen came into the world that I realized that everything the old man said was very philosophical!
The three girls were really frightened by Ye Qingchen's disguise just now. They were exhausted physically and mentally. Everyone found a comfortable position to lean on Ye Qingchen's body, and soon they fell asleep.
Sleeping with three beautiful women in his arms, Ye Qingchen felt that he was the happiest person in the world at this moment. In fact, he was also afraid when he was pretending to be dead, afraid that even so, the three women would make trouble. Then he could
He was really helpless. However, he was lucky. God was very fond of him and gave him three girlfriends.
In a foreign blockbuster, someone once said that the greater a person's ability, the greater his responsibility. Ye Qingchen thinks this sentence is correct, but he also wants to add another sentence after it, a person
If there are many women, his responsibilities will also be great.
It seems that the plan to find a house this afternoon cannot be realized. Anyway, since there are three girls in the pregnancy, Ye Qingchen simply wants to catch up on some sleep.
This week is the start of the freshman basketball league, and the players selected from each class are preparing and practicing in full swing. Shi Meng and the other three are also players in class three, so when Ye Qingchen hugged the three girls to sleep, the three of them
Already started to practice with other players selected from the class.
There are a lot of freshmen at Yanda every year, so there are also a lot of new classes. Therefore, the rules of their basketball league are very cruel. From the first round to the last round, everything is an elimination system, which means that if you want to win the championship
You must not lose a game! This is very difficult.
The most cruel thing is not the elimination system, but the struggle between the same departments. For example, the archeology department has only one class a year. They do not need to participate in the department selection competition, they advance directly and wait to compete with the representative classes of other departments.
Have a competition.
The format of the Yanda Freshman Basketball League is selection competition - competition - semi-finals - finals!
If Shi Meng and his class want to stand out, they have to wipe out the other nine classes in the Finance Department! Without Ye Qingchen's joining, this will be a long and difficult journey. Shi Meng and the others really want to use ten horses to defeat Ye Qing