Ye Qingchen's curiosity was piqued as to what they were looking at. He quietly came behind the two of them and took a closer look!
Suddenly, Ye Qingchen's face turned as red as a monkey's butt!
Although he also spied on Widow Su taking a shower with the smelly old man, the good spot was occupied by the smelly old man every time, and he could only see Widow Su's smooth and pink back. I remember one time he saw it inadvertently.
Widow Su's eye-catching, coveted pink cherries, he only felt a stream of hot, sticky liquid flowing out of his nostrils, and then his eyes darkened, and he fainted. From then on, the smelly old man
They will always use this incident to attack him and make him lose face!
The video showed two naked people, entangled together and making irregular piston movements. It was obvious that this was definitely a blockbuster movie from an island country and they were also infantry. Originally, Ye Qingchen thought that he was very lewd.
, I didn’t expect to be hit hard as soon as I came to the dormitory. These two animals could actually see as if there was no one in the world. It’s so shameful!
At this time, the door to the dormitory was opened again. A shirtless muscular man walked in with a washbasin in hand. Judging from his appearance, he must have just finished washing.
Ye Qingchen smiled at him and was about to introduce himself. He saw the muscular man with an admiring expression on his face and shouted: "Wow! Hero of China!"
The power of this loud roar was so powerful that it woke up the two animals who were studying the island nation's literary blockbusters. One of them said very unhappily: "Mengzi, what are you yelling about! I don't know that Tozi and I are concentrating on studying Aoi.
What?"
"Research is nonsense!" Mengzi said bluntly: "Mouse, the heroes of China are right behind you two!"
When the two people who were studying Aoi heard about the Chinese hero, all the pores in their bodies stood up. Could it be that the Chinese hero knew that they were peeking at the island country's literary blockbusters and came to deal with them specially? But they didn't even say a word, Huaxia
How does the hero know?
No matter what, admit your mistake first! Mouse and Dongzi quickly turned around, faced Ye Qingchen, and said with great grievance: "Heroes of China, it is our first time to watch an island country's literary film. Remember, we are first time offenders, your lord.
There are a lot of them, please let us go!"
Why do you think he is a Chinese hero? Do you really look like a Chinese hero? Ye Qingchen smiled and said: "I am not a Chinese hero. My name is Ye Qingchen, a freshman in the Department of Finance, and I will also live here from now on.
In dormitory 106."
After listening to Ye Qingchen's words, the three of them surrounded Ye Qingchen in the center and looked at him carefully.
After a while, Mengzi suggested: "It looks like a Chinese hero no matter what. Let's open the video and compare."
Ye Qingchen said: "Just in time, I also want to see what that Chinese hero looks like? Why do some people always mistake me for him!"
Mouse turned off the island country's literary films and found the video of Ye Qingchen cleaning up the island country's international students. Ye Qingchen understood the video. He must have been secretly filmed while repairing those island country's international students. No wonder others thought he was
He is a hero of China, but he never imagined that he is really a hero of China.
Dongzi pointed at the video and asked Ye Qingchen: "You are exactly the same as the Chinese hero in the video. Now you have nothing to say."
Ye Qingchen scratched his head and said, "The person in the video is indeed me. But I didn't know it until then."
As soon as he finished speaking, Mengzi threw himself to the ground in a very exaggerated manner, hugged Ye Qingchen's thigh, and said with a guilty expression: "Master! You must accept me as your disciple. I want to learn kung fu from you and beat his mother."
The devil."
"Damn!" Mouse and Dongzi raised their middle fingers at Mengzi at the same time and said, "You are so insidious, you actually let you take the lead."
Looking at the performance of the three of them, Ye Qingchen smiled. Being able to sleep with such people, I believe that life in the future will definitely not be boring.
Ignoring Mengzi's exaggerated performance, some handsome little rats put their hands on Ye Qingchen's shoulders and introduced themselves carelessly: "My name is Zhang Hao, you can call me rats. From now on, we will be brothers in the same dormitory. How can you, my boy?"
You have to cover me!"
Dongzi, who had a slightly scholarly air, introduced himself: "My name is Liu Huadong, and I have the same name as Liu Huadong, one of the four great names. However, I am definitely not as sinister as that Liu Huadong. Just call me Dongzi."
At this time, Mengzi also stood up. He held Ye Qingchen's hand tightly and said, "Master, my name is Shi Meng. Since we are all good brothers who sleep in the same class, you can definitely teach me martial arts.
I can also help you when you fight the Japanese again."
Thinking of the pain the smelly old man had to endure when he taught him Kung Fu, Ye Qingchen couldn't help showing a sinister smile and said to Shi Meng: "It's okay to teach you Kung Fu, but learning Kung Fu is very hard. I don't know if you can bear it.
"
Shi Meng patted his chest and said confidently: "I can endure no matter how much pain you suffer, absolutely no problem."
Ye Qingchen said: "Okay, starting from tomorrow morning, you can exercise with me."
When Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong saw that Ye Qingchen agreed to teach Shi Meng, their hearts became itchy, and they said flatteringly: "Ye Zi, you see this Kung Fu should be accessible to everyone, since you agreed to teach Meng Zi.
In line with the noble sentiments of herding one sheep and herding three sheep, please accept us both."
Ye Qingchen couldn't help but get playful. He walked to Shi Meng's bed in a flash, took out the tooth cup from his basin, pointed at Zhang Hao and the other three, and shouted: "Three little monsters have done evil to the world.
The master has decided to do justice for heaven. Take it!"
Hahaha!
Ye Qingchen spent his first night at Yan University in laughter and laughter. He rarely interacted with people, and for the first time in his life, he laughed happily for so long.
In the early morning of the next day, when it was still bright, Ye Qingchen had already woken up. Years of training in the mountains had made him not have the habit of getting up late. Looking at the brothers sleeping in different sleeping positions on the other three beds, Ye Qingchen couldn't help but
Shake your head and smile.
After getting dressed, Ye Qingchen began to harass the three animals that were sleeping like dead pigs.
A moment later, Ye Qingchen caused a public excrement. Liu Huadong stood up and rushed towards Ye Qingchen with a righteous look. At the same time, he shouted loudly: "Brothers, catch Yezi and burst his anus!"
Liu Huadong's call was immediately responded to by Zhang Hao and Shi Meng. The three of them didn't care at all, wearing only briefs, and they all rushed towards Ye Qingchen like bulls in heat, with red eyes and salivating.
The shouts of Liu Huadong and others shocked the entire first floor. The animals opened their dormitory doors one after another and watched the battle of cut sleeves sleepily.
Ten minutes later, four teenagers appeared on the playground of Yan University. The leading boy was full of energy, while the three behind them had sleepy faces and no energy. They were as sluggish as seven wolves in a night.
Before practicing martial arts, you need to get your body moving. Running is the best way. Ye Qingchen took the three of them to jog twice on the playground, and then found a relatively remote place to start teaching the three of them the basic moves of practicing martial arts.
More and more students and teachers were doing morning exercises on the playground. Finally, someone recognized Ye Qingchen as a Chinese hero. So a large group of people ran over and stood up consciously and in an orderly manner. They followed Ye Qingchen's example.
Same action.
Seeing this situation, Ye Qingchen could only shake his head with a wry smile. Zhang Hao, with an angry expression on his face, whispered to Shi Meng and the others: "These beasts are so damn shameless. I think we can't do it tomorrow."
There’s no need to learn any martial arts. Just bring a ledger and charge one by one!”
Shi Meng admired him and said, "Damn, you can think of such lewd and lascivious thoughts. I think you might as well become Yezi's military advisor."
These boys were okay, they followed behind to study and didn't disturb Ye Qingchen. But a group of girls came not far away. They didn't even put on makeup, and they rushed towards Ye Qingchen crazily. Their eyes were like those of hungry orphans.
It's like a wolf sees food.
If Ye Qingchen dared to stay for a moment, he would start flirting with her. When the boys saw Ye Qingchen running away, they started running too.
Seeing these crazy girls, Liu Huadong couldn't help feeling his stomach churn, and said as he ran away: "It's so damn unlucky to see ghosts all morning."
After listening to Liu Huadong's words, Zhang Hao retorted: "It would be better if it was really a female ghost. Which movie have you seen where the female ghosts are not extremely beautiful? Look at these women, compared with Ruhua and Sister Feng, they are really beautiful.
Nothing worse than that!”
Even though Shi Meng was very strong, he was the kind of person who was strong on the outside but hard on the inside. Because he had already run two laps just now, after sprinting for a while, he clearly felt that his physical strength was exhausted. He stood there and said impassionedly
Zhang Hao and the other two said: "Brothers, you two run away. I'm going to test myself against the devil!"
"Damn, I really made a mistake. It turns out you are the most slutty!" The two of them ran while extending their middle fingers to Shi Meng.
Finally got rid of the group of girls, but Ye Qingchen had long disappeared. Zhang Hao put his arm around Liu Huadong's shoulders, wiped the sweat from his forehead with the other, and said, "It's so dangerous! It seems that learning kung fu also requires surreptitiousness."
At this time, Shi Meng, who was in a mess, rushed up. He said in great shock: "I originally thought that there would be no ghosts in a famous university like Yanda, but I didn't expect that there are so many ghosts here."
Liu Huadong smiled and said: "Mengzi, does it feel good to test ghosts?"
Shi Meng pointed to the countless footprints printed on his sweatpants and said: "These ghosts can be as fierce as they want. Only now do I feel that calling me Mengzi is really an insult. Whoever calls me Mengzi will call me Mengzi again."
Whose anus should I burst?"
Zhang Hao stopped the two of them from continuing to argue and said: "The three of us go to eat first. Later we can help Yezi find out about Jiang Xiaoyu."
After Ye Qingchen got rid of everyone, he ran out of Yanda and went straight to the hotel where Jiang Xiaoyu was staying. He estimated that Jiang Xiaoyu would have gotten up at this time.
Because she made an appointment last night, Ye Qingchen came back to have breakfast with her in the morning, so Jiang Xiaoyu woke up very early. After washing and dressing up, she sat quietly in the room, waiting for Ye Qingchen's arrival.
Dang! Dang! Dang!
There was a knock on the door. The delighted Jiang Xiaoyu thought it was Ye Qingchen coming, so she hurriedly opened the door for him. She had no sense of safety at all. After opening the door, what greeted Jiang Xiaoyu was not Ye Qingchen's smiling face, but a flashing