Before the fake Jiang Xiaoyu could cater to him, Zhang Hao, who was already ready to go, followed him. He deliberately raised his voice loudly and said, "Ye Zi, you have to see clearly! This is really what you are doing with your fingertips. Are you married to Jiang Xiaoyu? Didn’t you tell us that Jiang Xiaoyu was a very, very beautiful girl when she was a child..."
"Yes! Look at this Jiang Xiaoyu again. He is fat and ugly, just like a gas tank. Could it be the beautiful Jiang Xiaoyu you mentioned?" Liu Huadong continued deliberately.
"I..." Fake Jiang Xiaoyu was about to explain.
"I...I...what am I? In my opinion, you are simply an impostor!" Shi Meng did not give the fake Jiang Xiaoyu a chance to speak, and pushed the matter to a climax.
The classmates and Shen Qian who had originally heard the story suddenly understood what these four people were going to do. However, it was impossible to convince people just by the four of them acting here. As the saying goes, "catching the thief and catching the stolen goods" , Catch an adulterer and a couple. His words are unfounded. Only Ye Qingchen and the four of them can come up with evidence so that Shen Qian can believe it.
"Why do you say I'm a fake? Do you have any evidence?" The fake Jiang Xiaoyu asked Shi Meng. The angry flames seemed to be able to set the classroom on fire. They were called gas cans. No one would know this. Indifferent.
"Evidence? I am the evidence." Ye Qingchen said with a cunning expression on his face: "How could Jiang Xiaoyu, who is married to my fingertips, be as ugly as you? Although we only met once when we were children, I It is absolutely obvious that she will be a great beauty when she grows up. Look at you again, you are fat, ugly and have body odor. Just smelling it makes me want to vomit. It is not your fault that you are ugly, but you are still ugly. It's your fault to pretend to be a ghost and scare people. These are Chinese flowers and plants sitting in the classroom. If they are frightened by you, can you afford it?"
As a result of Ye Qingchen's words, Shi Meng suddenly foamed at the mouth, his hands and feet twitched, and he fell to the ground. It was as if he had suffered from epilepsy. Shen Qian was so frightened that she immediately ordered the students to call the school doctor.
Liu Huadong stopped him and said, "Teacher Ye, he was frightened by a ghost. There is no need to call the school doctor. I can solve it."
As he said that, Liu Huadong started to mess with Shi Meng. Shi Meng immediately recovered.
The performances of Shi Meng and Liu Huadong made Ye Qingchen breathe a sigh of relief, and he continued to insult: "Actually, I really admire you. If you look like this and don't commit suicide to repay God for being angry with you, you can be considered a The number one female ghost in China."
Zhang Hao on the side added jealously: "Yezi, you are wrong. How could she be a ghost? The female ghosts in the movies I watched are all very beautiful, and most of them are very kind. Let me tell you! Let her Even if she is a ghost, ghosts will be frightened by her. She is simply a monster that is neither human nor pig."
"You...you..." The fake Jiang Xiaoyu is also a woman, and her heart collapsed long ago after being insulted like this, so she stuttered when speaking.
"You... you... you... you..." Liu Huadong said sharply: "I didn't realize that you are still a stammer. I never thought that a stutter... a stutter... a stutter... dare to pretend to be someone else. Come to Yan University to study. Alas! The social atmosphere is corrupt and there is no limit to how shameless you can be!"
Shen Qian frowned at the excessive performances of Ye Qingchen and the others. Even if the girl was fake, she wouldn't be so harmful. She was also a woman. If the four of them said that, she would definitely be ashamed. Just find a wall and hit him to death.
But not to mention, this fake Jiang Xiaoyu still has some patience. She was so insulted and scolded without even crying. But the murderous aura emanating from her body was enough to show that she wanted to scratch Ye Qingchen and the four of them alive.
Bang!
At this moment, the classroom door was brutally kicked open. Everyone's attention suddenly shifted from Ye Qingchen and others to the door.
Liu Ying dragged the real Jiang Xiaoyu in. Liu Ying was not dressed as revealingly as yesterday, but she was still very hot. Originally, Shen Qian had already caused two-thirds of the boys in the class to release their hormones. Now again With the addition of Liu Ying, the hormonal atmosphere in the classroom suddenly reached its peak.
The freshmen may not know Liu Ying, but Shen Qian is a teacher at Yanda, so of course she knows Liu Ying. And she looks very familiar with her.
"Xiaoying! Why did you come to my class?" Shen Qian asked confused.
"Sister Qian, please leave it alone. I will explain to you later." After saying that, Liu Ying came to Ye Qingchen, pointed at the fake Jiang Xiaoyu, turned around and asked: "Is she the fake one?"
"Exactly!" Ye Qingchen swallowed back all the insulting words he prepared and replied.
Snap! Snap!
After getting Ye Qingchen's affirmative answer, Liu Ying slapped the fake Jiang Xiaoyu twice without any scruples. She said with the aura of a heroine: "I think you should know why I slap you! You are shameless yourself, I Why bother to save face for you! Now I give you two choices. One is to pack your things and disappear automatically! The other is to call the police and let the police take you away! My time is very limited, if I don’t make a choice within five seconds, I will You choose the second one."
Liu Ying's behavior surprised Ye Qingchen. Suddenly, his mouth became O-shaped, as if he could fit an egg in. It was unexpected that a woman could have such courage. It was really not easy. Ye Qingchen suddenly felt attracted to Liu Ying was interested in her family background, and no one was backing her. No matter how powerful she was, she would not dare to do such nonsense in Yanda.
Obviously Liu Ying's method was much better than Ye Qingchen's. Jiang Xiaoyu left the classroom in less than three seconds. Although she didn't say anything harsh in the end, Ye Qingchen saw the look in her eyes when she left. I feel that this matter will definitely not end so easily.
If nothing else, let’s just say that the forces behind the fake Jiang Xiaoyu will never give up.
After solving the fake Jiang Xiaoyu, Liu Ying brought the real Jiang Xiaoyu to Shen Qian and said with a smile: "Sister Qian, now you know what I am here to do! The matter has been solved. I will hand over the real Jiang Xiaoyu to you now. .”
Shen Qian glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu and felt that this girl was really simple. She seemed to come from a mountain village. Then she turned to Liu Ying and scolded Liu Ying: "Xiaoying, I'm not talking about you! If you continue to be so crazy, everyone will All good men have to be scared away by you..."
"Okay, Sister Qian! I understand! Bye." This topic has always been Liu Ying's weakness. She does not want Shen Qian to talk about this issue in front of so many freshmen. It will make her lose face.
Just like when Liu Ying came, she left very free and easy. Everyone has a feeling that is difficult to express in words. In Ye Qingchen's words, this girl is both beautiful and violent!
After the incident, the self-introduction returned to normal. Then Shen Qian explained the military training plan again. This was the end of the roll call report on the first day.
Jiang Xiaoyu successfully regained her identity with the help of Ye Qingchen and others. She seemed particularly happy. She has been smiling since coming out of the classroom.
Because this military training was conducted in the Yanjing Military Region, they had to prepare some things first. Otherwise, they would not be able to buy anything after entering the military region. The boys were better off, but the girls were not. They went shopping in small groups.
Originally, Jiang Xiaoyu wanted to help the four beasts in dormitory 106 pack their things for military training. But the girls in his class seemed to be very enthusiastic, so they took Jiang Xiaoyu away to go shopping regardless of whether she wanted to or not. In response, Ye Qingchen
I can only smile in return.
On the way back to the dormitory, Zhang Hao put his arm around Liu Huadong's shoulders and said enviously: "Dongzi, can't you tell, your sister is really a woman! The play we acted for a long time was not as effective as those two slaps. Fake.
Xiaoyu left without even farting, which was really a relief."
Ye Qingchen was also very happy today. He also agreed very much with Zhang Hao's words and said with a smile: "Yes! I think Dongzi's sister definitely has the style of a heroine!"
Shi Meng whispered from the side: "Dongzi, I find your sister is very beautiful when she gets angry. I want to slap her twice!"
Ye Qingchen, the three of them were all shocked by Shi Meng's words. They didn't expect that this man who looked very lewd and slutty on the surface would actually have the tendency to be abused. It's true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured! The three of them kicked Shi Meng hard at the same time.
After kicking him, Ye Qingchen said with a smirk on his face: "Mengzi, let me see it this way. Whenever your face feels itchy, just call me and I'll make sure you're as beautiful as the fake Jiang Xiaoyu with two slaps."
"No!" Shi Meng deliberately pretended to be insulted and ran a few steps ahead, attracting the attention of the surrounding students to him. Then he turned around and said to Ye Qingchen and the others with tears in his eyes: "
Three big brothers, please let me go! I really didn’t come down from Beibei Mountain.”
At this moment, the students' attention shifted to Ye Qingchen and the other three. Some students who were very close to the three immediately jumped out more than one meter away to keep the distance between them.
"Damn it! I didn't expect someone to play Brokeback and lead a group these days. It's so fucking awesome!"
"Stay away from broken backs and cherish women!"
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For a time, everyone said that everyone was deceived by Shi Meng's superb acting skills. But Zhang Hao was even more amazing. He walked up to Shi Meng gracefully and took his arm, his eyes flashing seductively.
Li Yao said angrily: "Brother, I didn't come down from Beibei Mountain. I really like your strong muscles. You must be very powerful!"
flutter!
Everyone was stunned. Ye Qingchen and Liu Huadong blended into the crowd, looking like they didn't recognize him at all.
"Brother, these people are so lustful! Let's go back to the dormitory quickly!" At this moment, Zhang Hao said something shocking again. Then he dragged Shi Meng's bear body towards the boys' dormitory of the Finance Department.
Everyone who had been frightened by Zhang Hao had suffered internal injuries. When they heard Zhang Hao's words again, they felt as if they had been hit by a palm wind with great internal power. They almost died. Even people like Ye Qingchen and Liu Huadong.
Level animals will inevitably have gastrointestinal turbulence and a sour taste rush out of their mouths.
Ye Qingchen was slightly thankful and said: "These two guys can really win the Oscar for Best Actor. You must be more careful if you go with them in the future. Maybe one day it will bring disaster to Yuchi."
Liu Huadong was very disappointed and said: "Yezi, I always thought that I was the most lewd person. I didn't expect that Mouzi and Mengzi had already reached the level of grand masters who founded the sect. It seems that I need to practice hard and strive to surpass them as soon as possible.