Chapter 290 There is code in the film, but no code in the heart
It is said that spreading out is the most effective way to relax. Ye Qingchen and Yao Lin walked cuddling each other for a while, and the mood that had been disturbed by Du Ming recovered.
"Thank you, Qingchen!" Yao Lin suddenly said.
"Why are you thanking me?" Ye Qingchen asked, scratching his head inexplicably.
"Of course, thank you for rescuing my good friend Yanran! Without you, she would have died long ago!" Yao Lin said mischievously: "She plans to pledge herself to you for saving her life.
.I wonder what you have in mind?”
"Ahem! Ahem!" Ye Qingchen said in a very embarrassed tone: "I didn't save her because I wanted her to marry me. I just didn't want to see you sad and sad. Otherwise, I'll beat her back again.
The real truth? Then what she wants is not to marry me, but to kill me!"
"How dare you! You are willing to kill flowers with your own hands, but I am not willing to let go of my best friend!" Yao Lin threatened: "If you dare to beat her back to her original shape, I will make you kneel on the washboard every day!"
Women really can't reason with them. I guess if Ye Qingchen had just replied, 'Okay, if a beautiful woman is willing to marry me, I'll be happy'. I'm afraid Yao Lin would have strangled him to death on the spot and abandoned his body in the wilderness.
After Ye Qingchen sent Yao Lin home, he took a taxi back to school. Before returning to the dormitory, Ye Qingchen called Jiang Xiaoyu, Ding Dong and Ye Yurong respectively. He told the three girls that he was back and invited them
Don't worry. Ye Qingchen knows the characters of the three women very well. He can basically guess who will answer what kind of answer. Of course, the most stubborn person is still Ding Dong.
"Who is worrying about you? It's shameless! Hang up quickly and save some phone bills." This was Ding Dong's answer, his tone was full of disdain and he acted as if nothing had happened. In fact, among the three women, Ye Qingchen was the most worried.
It's her. It's just that his way of expressing himself is a little different. But Ye Qingchen is now used to it. He listens to everything that comes out of Ding Dong's mouth in reverse, so it doesn't have a different flavor.
After calling Jiang Xiaoyu and the three girls, Ye Qingchen naturally couldn't treat one favorably. After returning to the dormitory, he called the other four girls respectively. Zhang Hao and the other three had goosebumps all over the floor.
Liu Huadong said with envy: "It seems that there are disadvantages to having too many girlfriends! Originally, it was OK to only make one phone call a day, but Ye Zi now has to make at least seven calls a day. Invisibly, his phone number
The fee is seven times more."
As for Zhang Hao, although he didn't say anything sarcastic, his behavior was extremely bad. He deliberately turned the volume of the Japanese literary blockbuster he was watching to the maximum volume. In an instant, the entire dormitory was filled with obscene sounds, which were simply unbearable.
Ah! It made Ye Qingchen embarrassed to talk any more. He was mainly afraid that he wouldn't be able to control himself!
After hanging up the phone, Ye Qingchen walked towards Zhang Hao angrily. He kicked Zhang Hao's ass at a thunderous speed. Zhang Hao was mentally prepared when he turned the volume up to the maximum, so Ye Qingchen
Chen's kick without internal force did not hit him, but was skillfully deflected by him.
Knowing that Ye Qingchen would not give up, Zhang Hao quickly bowed his hands and said aggrievedly to Ye Qingchen: "Yezi, to be honest. I just accidentally touched the sound. It's absolutely true. You, sir, have a lot, so just
Don’t be the same as me, Ang!”
"Oh, is it really an accident?" Ye Qingchen said with a mischievous smile: "Okay, you swear, if you deliberately turn the sound to the loudest, you will be impotent for twenty years to pick up girls.
Dehualiu!"
flutter!
Liu Huadong and Shi Meng on the side were completely squirting. Zhang Hao himself was blinded. This is too vicious. He is both sexually active and impotent, so why not give Zhang Hao a happy blow and let him serve the emperor?
Couldn't be more direct!
"Yezi, you must not be serious. You must be joking with me!" Zhang Hao licked his face and said shamelessly. At the same time, he also deliberately wanted to show his firm determination not to do anything wrong and not be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
He walked towards Ye Qingchen and put his arm around his shoulders.
"Hehe!" Ye Qingchen bared his teeth and said, "Do you think I'm joking? Let's do this. I'll give you two choices, one is to swear a poisonous oath, and the other is to take off your pants by yourself. I'll get a stool.
My legs will explode for you!"
"Damn it! Yezi, why haven't I seen you all night? Your strength has greatly increased! Even Baoju knows how to choose square stool legs with edges. Are you trying to learn from me? Now, it's Comrade Mouse's evening,
It's no longer guaranteed." As he said that, Shi Meng took out his cell phone that could record video: "I have to prepare and keep this in mind! If the rat dares to bully me again in the future, I will show him this video! Hehe
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"Shi Meng, you should still be brothers! I don't expect you to say anything nice, but you shouldn't add fuel to the fire or add insult to injury. You also know that we are two of the most prostitutes in the male dormitory of finance. We have to share some common ground.
, share the ideological consciousness of adversity!" Zhang Hao played the emotional card against Shi Meng. However, this emotional card seemed to have no effect on Shi Meng.
"Mouse, please don't disgust me. It seems that you are the one who named the two prostitutes in the financial man's bed! I don't have such a cool reputation. You find a young lady to sleep with, make you look sexy, and you want to drag me down.
.I think it’s easy for Yezi to use the legs of a stool to pop your anus. If you want me, I have to get a trident### to make a vicious and lustful person like you miserable!” Shi Meng said fiercely.
He said, not only did the title of two adulterers fail to move him, but he became even more angry. The original stone that added insult to injury only weighed ten kilograms, but now it weighs at least a hundred kilograms.
"Ah! Heaven! Earth! Is my Zhang Hao's lifelong reputation going to be ruined like this? I won't give in! I won't give in!" Zhang Hao knelt on the ground as if acting, and bowed to the stars outside the window.
stand up.
At this moment, the door of the dormitory was pushed open. The three male teachers who were checking the dormitory were stunned at the door. They had no idea what play the students in dormitory 106 were singing. There was a blockbuster of Japanese literature and art playing on the computer.
And the sound was turned up to the maximum. One of the students knelt on the ground and prayed to God!
"What are you doing?" a teacher shouted.
Ye Qingchen had an idea and said to the three teachers: "Teacher, Zhang Hao was obsessed with watching pornographic videos. Then he knelt there. It scared us so much at first, but later we heard clearly what he said.
He is praying to God to give him an AV actress from the island country!"
"Look at what you look like. If this spreads out, it will have a great impact on the reputation of our Yan University. If the boys openly watch pornographic videos in the dormitory, I will give you a demerit." Another male teacher scolded.
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"No, teacher." Shi Meng quickly took out his soft people's stick from his pocket and ordered it for the three teachers respectively, and then explained: "Teacher, although we are students of Yan University, we are also normal men. This kind of
I think you can understand the feeling of scratching your head and head. Although watching pornographic videos is harmful to physical and mental health, it is also a way to solve spiritual needs! You don’t want a few ### criminals to appear in Yanda!"
"I don't like hearing this anymore." The last teacher also spoke: "How can we understand the feeling of scratching your head and head? I think you are wrong."
"Yes, I was wrong. I'm sorry, teacher, you adults, please spare us this time!" Shi Meng seriously despised this teacher in his heart. You really think you are a saint! You are wearing the title of teacher.
Just have no desires and desires, hypocrisy!
"Well, seeing as you have the chance to sincerely repent, let's forget it this time, but be careful next time. Even if you are watching, you should keep your voice down so as not to affect other students!" the teacher who spoke first said tolerantly.
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"Yes, teacher! We must pay attention next time." Ye Qingchen, Liu Huadong and Shi Meng promised at the same time. As for Zhang Hao, he had no shame to speak anymore. He could only listen to others while others talked.
Standing, he kneeled. Since it is acting! It must have a beginning and an end, otherwise the three teachers will notice the clues and give each of the four of them a demerit.
The sincere expressions of Ye Qingchen and the others satisfied the three teachers, so the three teachers left Ye Qingchen and his dormitory.
But just when Zhang Hao was about to stand up, take a deep breath, and relax, the teacher who spoke first turned back by himself. Zhang Hao's half-bent legs quickly knelt down again, which was very advantageous and painful.
Zhang Hao almost called his mother out.
"Are the literary films you show the latest ones?" the teacher asked Shi Meng in a very obscene manner.
"Yes, it was just updated today!" Shi Meng replied truthfully.
Then, the teacher did something that shocked Ye Qingchen and the others. The teacher actually took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, and then said to Shi Meng: "My USB flash drive is 8 GB. You
Help me get some of the latest Asian and European movies. If it’s about humans and animals, it’s best to get two of them.”
"Okay." Shi Meng replied very mechanically. Because his mind was already blank, it was really not easy to think of the word "ok".
The male teacher was very lewd and waved to Ye Qingchen and others, then turned around and left dormitory 106.
"Scum!" "Shameless!" "Scum!" "Beast!"
After the male teacher left the dormitory, four indignant voices sounded at the same time. Of course, it was Ye Qingchen and the others' description of the teacher who wanted a literary blockbuster just now.
The task of writing art films for computers is usually completed by Zhang Hao. This task seems easy, but in fact it is really difficult. There are so many pornographic websites on the Internet now, and it is very easy to find art films for bed, but if you want to find
The latest and most classic ones are difficult. This requires a certain amount of experience in film reading, and it is best to reach a state where there is code in the film but no code in the mind.
Of course, Zhang Hao is the only one in dormitory 106 who meets these requirements. He has now reached a state where he can imagine an uncensored literary blockbuster in his mind without having to watch or listen.