While Ye Qingchen went to buy food, Jiang Xiaoyu came close to Ding Dong and said with a smile: "Ding Dong, you really stole the chicken but lost the rice this time. I think you should stop teasing Qingchen. He is also tired.
Been here for most of the day."
"Xiaoyu, are you my good sister? Why do you always say nice things to that bastard! I am the one who suffered the loss this time, and you didn't even try to comfort me!" Ding Dong pouted.
"How can I comfort you with this kind of thing? I think the best way is to let you drink two more drinks." Jiang Xiaoyu said with a blushing face: "Stop talking about you, I just spit out the food in my mouth.
.It’s so embarrassing!”
"This sentence can barely comfort my fragile heart." Ding Dong patted Jiang Xiaoyu's shoulder and said, "You are indeed a good sister!"
Jiang Xiaoyu was speechless. I dared Ding Dong to regard what she said as words of comfort. But this was not bad, at least Ding Dong didn't know that she had really squirted.
Although Ding Dong didn't know about Jiang Xiaoyu spraying her rice, she knew very well that Ye Qingchen took the ugliest and most disgusting scene of her with his mobile phone. This meant that something fell into Ye Qingchen's hands, and she would think about it later.
I'm afraid it would be difficult to argue with him without any scruples.
In an instant, many evil scenes appeared in Ding Dong's mind. The big pervert Ye Qingchen clutched his mobile phone and walked step by step towards the simple, kind, cute and beautiful little Ding Dong until he forced him to
After entering the corner, the big pervert Ye Qingchen stretched out his claws and pointed at Xiao Dingdong, with a lustful expression on his face and said: "Hurry up and take off your clothes, otherwise I will post the most ugly and disgusting photos of you on the Internet.
, let you become the most disgusting girl on the Internet. Sister Ma Feng and Sister Furong are all clouds in front of you..."
Ah! Ding Dong tried hard to get rid of the evil images in his mind. Like a little daughter-in-law who had been greatly wronged, he said to Jiang Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, just now that big bastard Ye Qingchen took a picture of me with his mobile phone. Then
The photos must be very disgusting. My dear sister, you have to help me find a way to delete the photos. My happiness for the rest of my life lies in your hands."
"Look at what you said, is it that serious? I want you to be happy for the rest of your life! I think you just threatened Ye Qingchen with the photos!" Jiang Xiaoyu's words hit the nail on the head and spoke directly to Ding Dong's heart.
"Good morning, Xiaoyu. It's really uncomfortable to have someone else's fault. I'm so beautiful. What if a big bastard threatens me to have a relationship with him through photos?" Ding Dong said shamelessly.
said.
"Ah!" Jiang Xiaoyu was not used to Ding Dong's thoughtless words at all: "How can Ding Dong say such words casually! You are not shy, I even blush for you."
"Xiao Yu, this is modern times, not ancient times. You don't need to be so conservative and feudal! But to be honest, do you and the big bastard have the same thing?" Ding Dong said with a smirk on his face.
"That? What is that?" Jiang Xiaoyu asked innocently.
"That means going to bed! Tell me, is it true?" Ding Dong said curiously.
Ah! Jiang Xiaoyu exclaimed, then blushed and said: "Ding Dong, don't say such words again. If others hear it, they will misunderstand."
Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's blushing expression, Ding Dong laughed. It happened that Ye Qingchen also came back from buying food at this time. He saw Ding Dong smiling happily, forgetting that she was very violent, and asked casually: "What did you say?
So happy."
"I'm discussing with Xiaoyu to give you half to me, so that we can have two women serving one man. Squeeze ###'s sperm every night so that you can become our male slave!" Ding Dong had a very expression on his face.
Evil said.
What he said really shocked everyone. Ye Qingchen staggered because of these words, and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he had excellent balance, and after shaking twice, he stood firm again.
Ding Dong's voice was neither too loud nor too quiet. People around him heard it clearly. They all spit out the food in their mouths because of these words. It felt like a hundred schools of thought contending and a hundred flowers blooming.
At this time, Jiang Xiaoyu had already buried her head under the table, and she finally realized how scary Ding Dong was. Compared to Ding Dong's ability to make pranks, her fierceness and toughness were not in the upper class.
"Ding Dong, please let me ask you to speak through your brain first in the future. You don't know shame, but Xiaoyu still wants to save face! What you say will make others think that you two are the same person." Ye Qingchen said angrily.
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"The mouth is on my face, so I can say whatever I want. If you can, stop my mouth!" Ding Dong said with the expression of a little woman.
"Hehe!" Ye Qingchen said with a very sinister and sinister expression: "Classmate Dingdong, I am seriously warning you now. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will send your 'very beautiful, very beautiful' photo to you."
Go online! What do you think would happen if the vast number of netizens across the country saw such a beautiful girl? Wow! That is as powerful as an atomic bomb! You will definitely become the No. 1 internet celebrity overnight.
A red man!”
"Hmph!" Faced with Ye Qingchen's threat, Ding Dong turned to Jiang Xiaoyu and said aggrievedly: "Xiaoyu, look. This big bastard really threatened me with photos! Can you please say something fair for me?"
Originally Jiang Xiaoyu wanted to help Ding Dong, but after Ding Dong said what he just said so violently that it made everyone angry and ashamed, she decided not to help Ding Dong secretly delete the photos. Perhaps only photos can make Ding Dong happy.
Don't dare to talk nonsense.
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoyu refused to speak for a long time and remained silent, Ding Dong knew that what she just said was indeed excessive. So she stopped talking and picked up the food Ye Qingchen bought newly and ate it in big gulps. As if the food was hers.
The enemies are average.
Without Ding Dong talking, the world would be quiet. The three of them were eating quietly, but it could be felt from Ye Qingchen's expression that he was thinking about the problem at this time.
Ye Qingchen was wondering whether he should tell Jiang Xiaoyu what happened between Lu Cheng and the others. After repeated thinking and pondering, Ye Qingchen decided not to tell Jiang Xiaoyu yet. After all, joining the underworld is not a good thing, and they are still students. If
If Jiang Xiaoyu knew about it, she would definitely not support him like Su Xiaoya did. Besides, what the underworld does is basically licking blood from the edge of a knife. If Jiang Xiaoyu knew about it, she would be worried to death even if she didn't persuade her.
Looking at Ding Dong who was immersed in eating, Ye Qingchen thought to herself that if she knew that he had become the eldest brother, she would definitely be excited to death, and then she would cause trouble without any scruples.
It's ridiculous to think that these two women with completely opposite personalities can sit down to eat together and call themselves good sisters.
After dinner, the three of them left Jinghua Shopping Mall and walked in the direction of Yan University. Along the way, Ye Qingchen kept threatening him with photos on his mobile phone. Ding Dong was still very well-behaved and obedient, so he didn't cause any more trouble.
After returning to Yan'an University, Ye Qingchen sent Jiang Xiaoyu and Ding Dong back to the girls' dormitory of the Department of Finance. Along the way, Ye Qingchen still suffered from jealous and angry looks.
Although many boys are used to seeing flowers stuck in cow dung, they really can't ignore two flowers stuck in a pile of cow dung at the same time. Is this cow dung really nutritious?
Some boys sighed, these days beauties don't love heroes, they love bears! It seems that the most awesome thing now is not the non-mainstream, but the bears.
One boy said: "Tomorrow I will dress up like a bear and pick up girls! I don't believe I can't pick up girls!"
A boy next to him looked at the boy who was going to dress up as a bear, and said with disdain: "Brother, you look like this. You don't have to dress up to be more bear than a bear. If you dress up again, I believe you won't wait.
If you get close to the beauty, you will be knocked down by flying bricks."
After finally sending the two girls back to the dormitory, Ye Qingchen had a stalemate with the aunt guarding the door for a while, and then left the girls' dormitory in a coquettish manner.
Ye Qingchen originally thought that the three animals in the dormitory would be studying the island country's literary and artistic blockbusters. Unexpectedly, after he opened the door, the three animals were changing clothes, all wearing sportswear. The sun really came out from the west.
"Dongzi, did my friend take that car away?" Ye Qingchen asked specifically.
"Yeah, but your friend didn't come in person, he sent someone to pick it up." Liu Huadong replied while putting on his vest.
"Oh!" After confirming that Su Xiaoya had taken away the car, Ye Qingchen asked about their behavior: "Why didn't you study the island country's literary blockbusters today? It's such an afternoon, why are you dressed like this?"
"I heard that the school will organize a basketball league for freshmen in a few days, so we decided to practice first and be ready to make an amazing goal when the time comes. Then our single problem may be solved successfully." Shi Meng explained the reason.
"By the way, Yezi, can you play basketball?" Zhang Hao asked.
"No!" Ye Qingchen grew up in the mountains. Not to mention playing basketball, he never even watched him.
"It's okay, I can teach you if you don't know how. I remember that when I was in high school, I was also a strong player. I was deeply impressed by our physical education teacher. Training you to become a basketball master is just trivial." Shi Meng's words were very arrogant.
, making Zhang Hao and Liu Huadong very unhappy.
Zhang Hao patted Shi Meng on the shoulder and said: "Mengzi, you are really a heifer riding a rocket. The cow is soaring to the sky. When you practice later, don't scream because you are exhausted. Otherwise, I will burst out standing on the basketball court."
You anus."
"Yezi, you should change your clothes too! It doesn't matter if you don't know. Let's have fun together." Liu Huadong said to Ye Qingchen.
"I don't have sportswear, so just wear this!" Ye Qingchen's words left the three of them speechless.
When the four of them came to the basketball court, there was only one half of the court that was not occupied by students. Shi Meng ducked and stole the basketball from Zhang Hao's hand and rushed towards the half court. His posture with the ball was really professional, and
His dribbling speed is also very fast, and Shi Meng's body is relatively strong, so he is like a tank rushing through.
Quickly reaching the basket, Shi Meng grabbed the ball, took off, and laid up with one hand. This was a very standard three-step basket, but just when the basketball was about to fall into the frame, a ball flew from far away and hit the basket.
Knock the basketball thrown by Shi Meng away and then fall into the basket.
Then six boys wearing basketball uniforms walked into the court. Shi Meng asked with an angry expression: "What do you mean? Are you trying to cause trouble by deliberately knocking my ball away?"
One of the six people, a tall boy who seemed to have some charisma, said disdainfully: "With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, that's how I describe a person like you. Can't you see that we are using goals to occupy this half?"