Volume 3, Chapter 40, The price of losing is very serious
Volume 3 Chapter 40 The price of losing is very serious
After Ling Jie's nonsense, Wang Fugui finally found a way to go downstairs, and finally gave the brothers a high-sounding reason to bring all the more than 2,000 people back to the bureau. According to the
During normal working hours, the Public Security Bureau has already got off work, but today is an exception. More than 2,000 people were arrested at once, enough to keep them busy for several days.
They said they would take these people back to record a confession, and even Wang Han was imprisoned in a relatively dark room, but Ling Jie was taken care of by Wang Fugui in a special capacity. At the moment, he was enjoying the care of the nurse in the hospital.
Give him the apple, "Sir, the apple you asked me to peel is ready."
The nurse handed the peeled apple to Ling Jie, with a look of reluctance on her face. Ling Jie did not reach out to take it, but instead winked at the nurse, "Put the apple here and pour it for me."
Here’s a glass of water, I’d like to drink some boiled water.”
The nurse couldn't bear it for a long time. If it weren't for the fact that Ling Jie had just undergone surgery and picked out two bullets, out of sympathy for Ling Jie, she might have stabbed him in the bucket. The nurse angrily gave
Ling Jie poured a glass of boiled water and put it on the table. With a bitter look on his face, "Sir, the water you asked for is here."
Ling Jie nodded slightly, but immediately frowned and pointed at the apple just now, "Look, there's a black thing on that apple. You didn't wash it clean."
The nurse opened her eyes wide. When she put the apple on the table just now, there was no such black thing... Ah, that guy must have put it there on purpose. I can't bear it, can't I bear it? "Then I
Let me help you wash up."
Ling Jie shook his head, "No, why should I wash it when it's like this? Cut it off again, this time it's going to be a big one."
The nurse suddenly raised her head and stared at Ling Jie in disbelief, her eyes darting around. Ling Jie deliberately made an innocent expression, "The apples are like this. Besides, who knows if the almost black stuff is poisonous?
Let’s cut it again.”
The nurse's eyes grew bigger again, her hands clenched into fists, and she tried hard to remind herself, I endure, I endure, I tolerate you...
"Okay, wait a minute." The nurse picked up the fruit knife and started peeling it. Within two minutes, a big and fat peeled apple appeared in the nurse's hand. The nurse smiled and peeled it.
He handed the apple to Ling Jie, "Sir, it's peeled and freshly baked. It's absolutely not poisonous. You can eat it as much as you like."
Ling Jie did not reach out to take it, but pointed to the glass of boiled water on the table. The nurse looked at it curiously and fainted. Why did the boiled water that was fine just now turn red? It must be that guy, it must be that guy.
What it did...
Ling Jie said helplessly, "Why is this world like this? I can't even drink a glass of water. I want to eat an apple. The apple is contaminated. I want to drink water. The water is contaminated. Nurse, please go and pour me another glass."
I don’t believe it today, I can’t even drink water…”
"Bang..." the nurse thrust the fruit knife on the table, "Damn it, are you deliberately going against me?"
The nurse tipped the cup upside down on the table, and all the water poured out with a splash. "You want to drink water, right? Either pour it yourself, or just endure it."
The nurse felt that she still didn't understand her hatred, so she threw the apple into the trash can again, "You want to eat an apple, but I won't let you eat it. You have to peel it yourself, or you'll be hungry."
After saying that, the nurse still felt depressed, so she pointed at Ling Jie and said, "Let me tell you, I am not your nanny, nor is I your son-in-law. If you dare to call me here again, I will kill you. Yes.
Money is great, isn't it? I said that money is useless now. From now on, whatever you want to do, I won't let you do."
Ling Jie smiled. This was the effect he wanted. It would be so depressing to stay alone in this ward. It would definitely be a very comfortable thing to find someone to quarrel with. If the nurse knew what Ling Jie was thinking at the moment, it would probably be very painful.
Cheng Hui will immediately hit the wall.
Ling Jie had an innocent look on his face, pretending to be pitifully injured and said, "It's unfair, beautiful nurse. I didn't mean it. I really didn't mean it."
"What? Are you still quibbling? Are you saying you didn't do it on purpose? If you didn't do it on purpose, why would the water turn red? How could the apple turn black?" the beautiful nurse scolded her directly.
As for this nurse, she is indeed quite pretty, especially when she is angry, her expression, tone, and speaking movements are even more outstanding.
Ling Jie lowered his head innocently and murmured, "Isn't this all your fault? You still have the nerve to accuse me."
"Ah..." The nurse couldn't stand it anymore. She picked up the knife and stabbed Ling Jie. However, she didn't dare to stab Ling Jie's body, but stabbed the bedside. "Say it again? This was all me just now."
Did you do it? Tell me again and let me hear it..."
Ling Jie shrank and said in great fear, "No, no, I mean all of this was done by me unintentionally, unintentionally... Hey, hey hey..."
Seeing that Ling Jie didn't talk about him anymore, the nurse also let go, "You know the truth." After saying that, the nurse sat down next to him and ignored Ling Jie. He peeled an apple for himself and was about to take the first bite.
Suddenly, Ling Jie said, "Wait a minute."
Just as I was about to take my first bite, I was suddenly told "Wait a minute". This was indeed a sad thing, but the nurse still stopped and asked, "What's wrong?"
Ling Jie raised his fingers at him and said mysteriously, "Come here, I have a secret to tell you."
Women are curious animals. "What's the secret?" Although the nurse answered calmly, Ling Jie still saw the word "curious" in her eyes.
Ling Jie said softly, "On the 1st of last month, I went to a small store and bought three welfare lottery tickets on the recommendation of a buddy. Guess what?"
Ling Jie was all talking nonsense, but the beautiful nurse was indeed interested, "What's going on?"
Ling Jie looked around, as if he was afraid that a third person might hear him, "All three sports lottery tickets have won prizes, and they all won prizes of more than a thousand dollars."
The beautiful nurse smiled and said, "You're lying. How can there be such a good thing in the world?" She said this, but there was something inexplicable shining in her eyes.
Ling Jie raised his finger at him and said, "It's true. The store manager is my buddy's brother, that is, my buddy. This is a secret he told me and will not be told to others. I will use it every time I have no money.
From time to time, I would go to my brother’s place to buy a few welfare lottery tickets and win all of them!”
Upon hearing this, the beautiful nurse leaned forward slightly, "Really? What does your buddy do?"
Ling Jie whispered, "My buddy used to work at the Welfare Lottery Center and later resigned. Hey, I'm just telling you this secret. You can't tell anyone."
The beautiful nurse nodded repeatedly, "Oh, I know, don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
Ling Jie knew what the beautiful nurse was waiting for, so he waved to her, "Come here, I will tell you the more secret things about the lottery this time. No outsiders will know."
The beautiful nurse was ecstatic and sat down next to Ling Jie. Ling Jie swallowed and looked at the apple in the nurse's hand. Not to mention, she was really hungry this time. She had vomited a lot before the operation.
It's already empty. "I said, my mouth is dry. Can you let me take a few bites of the apple first?"
Now the beauty learned her lesson, thought for a moment, and gave the apple to Ling Jie, "Okay, I'll give it to you."
Ling Jie was like a wolf and a tiger, taking eight mouthfuls, just eight mouthfuls. He swallowed an apple and burped several times. The beautiful nurse was afraid that he would swallow it, so she quickly poured him a glass of water. Ling Jie drank it.
After finishing it, I felt better. Then I leaned against the bed and closed my eyes to rest. Not to mention, the apple tasted really good.
After a long time, Ling Jie didn't speak again. The beautiful nurse became depressed and reminded Ling Jie, "Hey, hey, sir, sir, are you asleep?"
Ling Jie murmured, "I'm asleep, please don't disturb me."
The nurse beauty smiled, and then said, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to tell me the more confidential secret of the lottery? Why didn't you say anything?"
Ling Jie rubbed his temples, looking thoughtful. In fact, he was eating the fragrant apples in his heart and had really forgotten about such a thing. Besides, this was simply made up by Ling Jie.
The goal was to defraud the beautiful nurse from the apple. Now the goal has been achieved...
If the beautiful nurse knew this, the fruit knife would definitely stab Ling Jie again...
After struggling for a long time, Ling Jie didn't know how long he would be hospitalized. If he fell out with the beautiful nurse now, it would inevitably affect his good life in the future. It was better not to expose it. Thinking of this, Ling Jie laughed and said, "Oh
,Beauty, I promised that buddy that I wouldn’t tell the truth, this, this..."
As soon as Ling Jie mentioned this matter again, the beautiful nurse immediately said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I will definitely not tell anyone."
Ling Jie scratched his head, "I'd better wait until dawn tomorrow to call him and ask for his opinion. Since I have promised others, I can't just break promises to others. Otherwise, why would the word 'promise' be in the dictionary?
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Isn't it just bragging? Ling Jie hurriedly put a layer of noble and great hat on himself. After hearing this, the beautiful nurse was very impressed in her heart: This person is really a good person, and he is so trustworthy. If it were me, no one would know what happened behind his back.
I will inevitably stab my brother a few times...
"I really can't tell, you are still a person of your word." The beautiful nurse said directly without any hesitation.
Ling Jie felt so proud in his heart, damn, it felt so good to be praised, but on the surface Ling Jie still looked very humble, waving his hands and saying it was nothing, "It's nothing, I'm used to this. Wait."
I will tell you tomorrow after asking for his permission."
The beautiful nurse was originally very disappointed, but when she heard what Ling Jie said, she immediately became excited and nodded repeatedly, "Sir, you are such a good person, thank you."
Ling Jie felt frustrated again. This world is really unbearable. If you tell the truth, not many people will believe it. If you tell some nice lies, only a large number of people will believe it...
This is what the beautiful nurse thought in her heart. Once she got to know that buddy Ling Jie, and went to his place to buy lottery tickets every day, wouldn't she be rich...
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost tense at this moment, Ling Jie changed the subject, "Beautiful nurse, can I ask a personal question?"
The beautiful nurse was in a good mood. When Ran said it was okay, Ling Jie asked, "What's your name?"
The nurse felt something was wrong. Was this guy starting to make up his own mind? But thinking about it in retrospect, it didn't matter. It was just a name. Just tell you, "My name is Li Wenxia. Li from Li Bai, Wen from culture, and Xia from sunset."
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Ling Jie felt that this nurse was really interesting. He felt much better after chatting with her like this. He then said, "Do you believe there is someone in this world who can stop a bullet?"
Li Wenxia thought for a while, then stuck out her tongue, "Do you think there really is Fire Cloud Evil God in the world? How could there be such a person? It's impossible..."
Speaking of Fire Cloud Evil God, Ling Jie thought of the movie "Kung Fu" shot by Stephen Chow that he watched when he was a child. In it, the first time Fire Cloud Evil God appeared, he pointed a gun at himself in front of everyone.
He fired a gun into his ear, and then caught the bullet with his hand. He was so cool that he finally uttered a few words, "In the world of martial arts, the only thing that can't be defeated is speed!"
Thinking of this, Ling Jie couldn't help laughing, "But let me tell you, there really are such people in the world, and I have seen them with my own eyes."
Li Wenxian tilted his head and looked at Ling Jie, obviously not believing him, "You know how to lie. If there is such a person, why haven't I heard of it?"
Ling Jie thought to himself, this guy is so cute and silly...
Ling Jie did not tell the truth and continued to lie, "I know that person, and I even saved her phone number. Our relationship is really good. Really..."
"Hmph, it's impossible, you're lying." The little girl liar just didn't believe it.
Ling Jie was so happy in his heart, "Why am I lying to you? Moreover, she is a woman and a beauty. How about I ask her to come here tomorrow to have fun and introduce me to you?"
Li Wenxia rolled her eyes and finally smiled, "Who do you think you are? You know so many people, why don't you say you are Obama's buddy?"
Ling Jie slapped the bed, shocked, and shocked Li Wenxia, "How do you know Obama and I are buddies?"
"Ah!" Li Wenxia groaned, already defining Ling Jie as a liar in her heart, "You are a liar."
Ling Jie was furious in his heart, but he still looked very calm on the surface, "It's okay, I'll ask Buddy to come here in a few days and introduce you to me. When you see others, you will know whether what I said is true or false.
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Li Wenxia was dizzy, "Who is Buddy?"
Ling Jie explained in surprise, "That's Obama, my buddy."
Li Wenxia looked at Ling Jie with disdain, "If you can invite Obama here, I can do anything you want."
Ling Jie thought to himself, damn, this time his bullshit was blown, but then he thought about it and came up with a question that even he felt was very vulgar, "This is what you said, as long as I invite Obama here, I will
You can do whatever you want?"
Li Wenxia patted her chest and said with confidence, "Well, as long as you can invite Obama here, I can do anything you want me to do."
Ling Jie slammed the table, "Okay, I want you to be my wife."
Li Wenxia was stunned for a moment, then turned red and said, "Ah..."
Ling Jie was unhappy, "Isn't that what you said? As long as I can get Obama to come here, I can do anything I ask you to do. What's the matter? Now you are starting to regret it. I know you are the kind of villain who talks like farts."
.Hey, forget it, it’s my unlucky day to meet someone like you.”
Ling Jie's move to provoke the general was so vicious that Li Wenxia was so angry that her whole body was shaking. This guy actually said that she was a mean person who talked nonsense. How could she tolerate her personality being insulted and then look her up and down?
Ling Jie, after all, Ling Jie is an ordinary person, and at most he can speak well. How can a person like him possibly win over Obama?
Li Wenxia yelled, "Okay, if you can invite Obama to come to this hospital room, I will be your wife."
Ling Jie was overjoyed and immediately said, "Set up written evidence and say what you say has no basis. If you want to come, you will come true."
After much thought, Li Wenxia felt that she was sure to win, but Ling Jie didn't seem to have lost anything. She was quite smart, "It's not fair. If I lose, I have to be your wife, but if you lose, you don't have to do anything."
Ling Jie frowned. This girl had even thought of this. She was not stupid at all. "You are right. What do you want to do?"
Li Wenxia thought for a long time, and finally said excitedly, "If you lose, introduce your buddy who sells lottery tickets to me. From now on, I can go to him to buy lottery tickets every day."
Ling Jie's eyes widened, I said you are a liar, you act so innocent, otherwise I would feel like I have committed a crime...
But this is better. Even if he loses, it doesn't matter, because there is no such thing. After thinking about this, Ling Jie was very excited. He immediately wrote the agreement in two copies, each signing the last one.
Save one copy per person.
Li Wenxia pointed at Ling Jie and said with a smile, "You will definitely lose. How can you possibly invite Obama? Hehe..."
Ling Jie felt bitter in his heart, but he was just having fun and having fun. It didn't matter if he lost, so he pretended to be cool and said, "Oh, I've already told you, Obama is my brother, you said that my brother is injured."
Well, my younger brother should go to the hospital to visit me."
Li Wenxia smiled brightly, "Hey, but Obama is not your brother, just wait. According to the time limit in the agreement, you only have one month. If Obama is not invited after one month, you will have to wait to introduce your brother to me."
I know him."
Li Wenxia held the agreement in her arms, as if she was afraid that someone would snatch it away, "I'll hide this agreement first. I won't tell you about it. I'll go out first."
After saying that, he walked out without hesitation, still humming a little tune.
Ling Jie shook his head helplessly and stared blankly at the ceiling, "Brother Ceiling, do you think I am committing a crime..."
Unexpectedly, an echo came from the room, "Not only are you committing a crime, but you are also committing a serious crime."
Ling Jie turned his head sharply and saw Wang Fugui hurriedly opened the door and walked in with a look of misfortune on his face. Ling Jie breathed a sigh of relief and thought Brother Ceiling had really spoken.
(The third chapter is here today. It has been updated to 11,000 words, and there are more than 10,000 words left. This is not the driver’s limit speed. On the New Year’s Day, it is said that a buddy is going to confess his love. In order to give him some extra horsepower, the driver will go on the New Year’s Day.
Twenty chapters have been updated, with a total of 70,000 to 80,000 words. This is the limit. If you guys read this message, remember to get mad, don’t fail...)