After eating the roast duck, Meng Xiaoan went out from Liang Wei. He originally wanted to fuck Liang Wei from behind, but in the kitchen, he thought Liang Wei's back was very beautiful. Who knew that Liang Wei didn't give him this wish?
After reaching the goal, he directly kicked Meng Xiaoan out and said, "I'm screwing you, what else can I do besides screwing." Meng Xiaoan laughed and said, "What can I do if I don't screw you?"
"It's better to ask Xiaotian and Xihua to come out and walk around." Meng Xiaoan felt helpless after coming out of the house. In fact, men are all ducks, so let's be the duck king, the duck king among duck kings.
"Brother, what are you telling me to wait for?" Xiaotian learned the ancient fist-holding technique.
Xihua was a little dazed after drinking, "Brother Da, do you want to go to the sauna?"
"Wandering around, wandering around, how many bottles has this kid drank?"
Xiaotian smiled and said: "Not much, only five bottles per person, he can drink it."
"It's been a long time since I went out for a walk with you, let's go." Meng Xiaoan led these two guys who were full-fledged gangsters and whistled at many beauties, causing passers-by to shy away.
The three of them laughed.
"Where to go now?" Xiaotian asked whether to go left or right. He was standing at the crossroads.
Meng Xiaoan also clicked his tongue and said: "Xihua, are you on the right or on the left?"
"To the right."
Xiaotian said: "On the left."
"Is there a left or right?" Meng Xiaoan took out a coin from his pocket and threw it on. He opened his palm and saw a human head, right. Meng Xiaoan pointed to the direction of the right.
Xihua said: "I guessed it right, brother, look at my luck." When the three of them passed by a welfare lottery store, Xihua suddenly went to buy a welfare lottery ticket, saying that he must be lucky today and win the big prize.
Xiaotian saw him laughing while holding the welfare lottery ticket and thought this guy was daydreaming.
"Don't keep looking at me. If you win the jackpot tonight, I'll give you half of it." Xihua said, "Brother, I'm lucky, why don't you buy a few too."
Meng Xiaoan smiled viciously: "Xihua, half of the money you win will go to me. This is something you can't change."
Xihua yelled: "This is not fair. Why should I give you half of the lottery ticket I bought?" Why, why should I give you half of it?
"Are you going to argue with eldest brother?" Meng Xiaoan smiled faintly.
Xihua said nothing.
Xiaotian laughs and Xihua suffers. This is his favorite scene.
"Yes, you have to listen to what brother says. Are you embarrassed to argue with him?"
Xihua wished he could tear that smiling face to pieces. Damn it, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb.
Xiaotian said: "Xihua, don't scold me, I can hear you."
Xihua said: "Tang is joking, how dare I scold you? It's too late for me to be respectful and flattering to you."
"Well, brother, half of the money, you can share the rest with me."
Xihua pretended to kick him: "Fuck you, you still want half of the money. Miss, who paid for it, I forgot."
Hearing him talk about old accounts, Xiaotian shut up. Xihua kept talking non-stop. Meng Xiaoan said: "Xihua, please ask me next time when you see the lady. Why don't you put me, the eldest brother?"
Which position?"
Xihua immediately lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Brother, I was wrong. The next time I see the lady, I will definitely ask you what you mean." After a pause, "But I am afraid of Sister Liang Wei."
"Why are you afraid of Liang Wei?"
Xihua smiled and glanced around, fearing that Shi Shi would suddenly appear as a ghost: "I'm afraid that she will get to know my little brother, the eunuch, who takes great care of my eldest brother."
"Let's talk about this some other time."
Xihua smiled and said: "Okay, brother, which type do you like?"
Meng Xiaoan pondered for a while and thought about this profound and alluring topic seriously: "Actually, I don't have any special hobbies. I am in police uniform. This is exciting to me."
Xihua said hey: "Prince, your vision is indeed unique. Let me tell you honestly, there is really a policewoman in this nightclub. She is a real policewoman. Are you wondering why you know her identity?" Xihua said.
Be good and satisfy Meng Xiaoan and Xiaotian.
Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Xiaotian cursed: "You're itchy."
Xihua shook his head, as if he had seen a ghost and said, "No, I saw that policewoman, here, on duty." He pointed at a female police officer who was directing the traffic not far away.
"Xiaotian, come over and take a look at the beauty of that girl." Meng Xiaoan's eyes lit up, she had a good figure.
Xiaotian pushed the wheelchair over in a hurry.
"Wait for me." Xihua shouted, "I discovered it first."
"Brother, it's really good. This girl's eyes are big and bright, and her skin is healthy and wheat-colored. She is probably a wild woman. What I'm talking about is that when you go to bed, your body is currently recovering from injuries. Otherwise,
, give her to me, I am tall and strong as an ox."
"Get out of here, you motherfucker, and I will kill you if you rob me."
"Hey, she seems to be looking over here."
Zhou Qing, who was performing a mission, immediately felt a few dirty eyes staring at her. She had this intuition. This is common. Every time she performs a mission, some drivers always talk to her out of boredom. She thought to herself,
Who is it today? Gearing up, she is in an extremely bad mood today. She was so angry at Meng Xiaoan and Wei Qiang in the morning, and her anger has not dissipated yet.
Zhou Qingguang fell on Xiaotian and Meng Xiaoan. Xihua was just a drunkard. Meng Xiaoan's face seemed to have been seen somewhere before. Why was it so familiar?
"How much?" Meng Xiaoan smiled leisurely.
"83, 60, 84." Xiao Tian said.
"82, 60, 83." Xihua also joined in the bet, "One hundred dollars, and her measurements are just like this when I look at them."
Meng Xiaoan looked at it carefully again, and this time he also placed a bet: "Mine is the same as Xiaotian, two hundred yuan."
Zhou Qing felt curious, they kept pointing at something.
"Deal." Xihua smiled sinisterly, "You guys are going to lose. I can probably guess the measurements of the lady there."
"She's here, Xihua, what's this girl's name?"
Xihua's mind immediately filtered through it: "It seems to be called Zhou Qing..."
Zhou Qing walked up to the three obscene men with a serious expression on her face: "What are you three doing sneakily here?" She was now extremely suspicious that these three people had just escaped from a mental illness.
The polite-looking guy among them stared at her with a confused look on his face, and all he could hear was that he snapped his fingers: "Xihua, you're going to lose, just wait until you hand over the money."
Xihua said: 'It's impossible, unless you lose a little bit of weight."
Xiaotian coughed: "Comrade Traffic Police, this is how it is, this gentleman." Xiaotian pointed at Xihua, "He just wants to ask what your measurements are. If it's convenient for you, can you tell us?"
Zhou Qing was stunned at first, then her fists crunched, and then she smiled with her eyes narrowed, and walked to Xihua in a friendly manner: "Is that what you want to ask?"
Xihua's face turned pale: "No, I didn't ask, Comrade Traffic Police, I'm a passerby. Please don't get into trouble."
Xihua's lower body was pointed with a gun.
"Xiaotian, when did the traffic police wear pistols?" Meng Xiaoan smiled extremely happily.
"There is no such rule."
Zhou Qing gritted her teeth and said: "Get out of here immediately and stay far away, otherwise I will be rude to you. I am equipped with a gun just to deal with you bastards."
Xiaotian said: "It's wrong for you to speak like this. Comrade traffic police, you have seriously slandered our character. We ask you to tell us your measurements because we appreciate you with pure eyes. I hope you don't mind. Oh, these words are also true."
That's what he said." He pointed his finger at Xihua again.
Meng Xiaoan whispered: "It's spicy enough and hot enough."
"Then please tell me, what are his mother's measurements?" Zhou Qing responded forcefully.
Meng Xiaoan blinked: "I like this kind of woman who has a lot of personality and appreciation. Not bad, not bad..."
Zhou Qing sneered, and suddenly pointed a gun at Meng Xiaoan's forehead: "Do you want to lie in the hospital bed for the rest of your life?" He recognized Meng Xiaoan, the boy who said in the morning that he would be better off wearing some lipstick.
Xihua exhaled. He was so scared that his brother was scared to death.
Xiaotian opened his palm to cover the muzzle of the gun, smiled, and said gently: "Don't point the gun at other people's foreheads randomly. You must correct it in the future. Your leader didn't tell you that if you have a gun and you are facing three people,
You are a pervert, what you have to do is not fight them, but run away, sometimes guns are useless."
Xihua said sarcastically: "Yes, yes, he is right, guns are useless."
"Okay, stop teasing others, let's go." Meng Xiaoan smiled, this girl is interesting, "Xihua, don't push her too hard."
"Asshole, grandma, I'm in a very unhappy mood. You deserve your misfortune." Zhou Qing is not a girl to be trifled with. If these three assholes left safely like this, it wouldn't be too embarrassing for her. She took the walkie-talkie and said, "Send a few people over here."
, there are three gangsters making trouble here."
"Take this with you, one by one." Zhou Qing said sternly, "If you dare to play gangster on me, fine, let's see who plays who."
Xihua said: "Is there a public toilet here? I want to go there for convenience."
Xiaotian said: "To be honest, I also want to go for convenience." To Meng Xiaoan, "Brother, you old man..."
"You go ahead." Meng Xiaoan waved his hand to shoo away the flies. "I told you not to drink so much soy milk."
Xiaotian and Xihua left. Naturally, Meng Xiaoan could not hear their conversation.
"Xiaotian, you can interpret what I say, so you don't have to say anything, buddy."
"That's right, leave eldest brother there and let's sneak away first."
"Then where are we going now?"
"Go to the public toilet first."
Zhou Qing looked at Meng Xiaoan with a half-smile but not a smile. This guy didn't seem to know that the two people had run away. At first, Zhou Qing thought they were really going to the public toilet, but the public toilet was obviously on the left, and the two people actually walked to the left.
"Hey, you've been dumped." Zhou Qing said conspiratorially, "You're finished. I didn't settle the score with you for what happened this morning." Meng Xiaoan's death sentence was announced.
"Shameless person." Meng Xiaoan cursed in a low voice, raised his head, and said friendly to Zhou Qing, "I think you have mistaken the wrong person. I am still a student, and I was reading Chinese aloud in class this morning."
Zhou Qing smiled more friendly: "That's better. If I don't like you, I'll give you a good beating." She lowered her waist and whispered, "Hey, you'd better think about how much medical expenses you should pay."
Meng Xiaoan sighed and said: "Actually, I really don't mean any harm. We just asked about your measurements. I think your measurements are very standard. You said that the three of us men are together and don't discuss women. Isn't it sick?"
Zhou Qing didn't care whether he was sick or not, he made her unhappy: "Believe it or not, I can knock you out in one second."
Meng Xiaoan's eyes narrowed into a straight line: "Trust."
"Aren't you afraid or do you think I don't dare?" Zhou Qing heard his steady voice and felt no fear at all.
"Dare, but I'm not afraid."
Zhou Qing sneered: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten?"
"I believe you would not be so rough to such an innocent young man." Meng Xiaoan said softly, "You are a caring policeman."
"Love will not be given to someone like you." Zhou Qingdao was too embarrassed to bully him, "It's bad luck for you, but where are your two friends?"
Meng Xiaoan: "Their greatest skill is to run away."
"Who are those two people?"
"A man, a coquettish man."
Zhou Qing frowned: "Speak more clearly." If she didn't get angry, her lungs would explode.
"Xihua said that you are still a virgin. Is it because no one is chasing you? Or is it that no one dares to chase you? Are you working in the bar for some important task? I'll help you get it done. Let's just have fun."
Zhou Qing was stunned: "You..."
Meng Xiaoan said calmly: "I guessed, did you guess it right? Hey, I am very lucky, tell me."
"Zhou Qing."
Three capable police officers stepped out of a police car.
The three policemen were dumbfounded when they saw Meng Xiaoan. This man dared to act like a gangster against the hot-tempered Zhou Qing? Isn't he out of his mind?
Zhou Qing turned around, took a deep breath, slowly let out the rage in her heart, and turned around: "Take this bastard back and detain him for forty-eight hours, even if a lawyer comes."
"OK."
Meng Xiaoan didn't want to go to the police station to drink tea and Miss Forty-Eight detained her: "No, do you think I called those two bastards? In fact, they are the masterminds, and I am just cannon fodder." He said it very bleakly.
"beat."
"But I don't have money to fight."
Zhou Qing gritted her teeth and handed the universal warning message she was wearing to Meng Xiaoan.
Meng Xiaoan dialed a number and asked, "Where is this?"
"City Main Street."
"I'm on the street in the city." Meng Xiaoan returned the phone to Zhou Qing. Hey, there was a cat and mouse pattern on the back of the phone. Meng Xiaoan smiled, "Do you like cat and mouse?"
