If she can defeat this insidious gray wolf, Little Red Riding Hood can sleep well tonight.
"Animal deejay."
Liang Wei made a squeaking sound and unfortunately sprayed the food in her mouth that she had not yet swallowed onto Meng Xiaoan's face.
"Xiao An, I didn't mean it." Liang Wei said with a smile, "She is the news host of Good Morning China and occasionally guest stars as entertainment host."
Meng Xiaoan smacked his chin and said, "Sure enough, people can't be judged by their appearance."
"Hehehe..." Murong Xiang came out of the room and saw Meng Xiaoan's face full of food. He laughed rudely, then he covered his stomach and laughed.
"Have you never seen such a cool person?"
Meng Xiaoan just needs to wash his face.
"Liang Wei, did you do this on purpose?" Murong Xixi walked up behind Liang Wei and massaged Liang Wei's shoulders.
"No, Xiao An said you were the host of the Animal Channel, and I couldn't help but laugh."
"I am the host of the Animal Channel?" Murong Xixi took a deep breath and then exhaled deeply, "That guy with no vision, Liang Wei, let him go."
Liang Wei chuckled and said, "Okay, I'll let him be the director of the department tonight."
"Sister Hope, you don't need to kill them all. I am also your future cousin-in-law." Meng Xiaoan wandered back to the table and seemed to be very intentional in destroying the last dish.
"Not even a single stroke." Murong Xixi massaged her sister's shoulders while hitting Meng Xiaoan, "Sister, look at this guy, he seems lazy. Do you do a lot of housework?"
Liang Wei's eyes were extremely warm, she smiled, glanced at the guy's smiling face and said, "He has done a lot, let's play rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses will do it."
Cousin, you are really my role model." Murong Xiang kissed my little sister hard on the face, "You have to bring this guy down."
Meng Xiaoan looked at the sister-in-law eating her future wife's tofu in front of her, and said depressedly: "Is she really your cousin?"
Murong Xiang raised his eyebrows and glared at Meng Xiaoan: "What, it doesn't look like it, does it? Liang Wei?"
"Yes, yes, Xiaowan is my favorite sister." Liang Wei stood on her sister's side and was determined to exclude Meng Xiaoan.
"How much of your cooking skills does she have?"
"I don't have any points." Murong Xiang smiled extremely satisfied and happily. "Liang Wei knows how to do it."
"There were three hands in ancient times, I wonder if you have heard of them. You, Liang Wei, have taken all the flavor of these three hands." Meng Xiaoan had to knock down this girl's arrogance, otherwise she would really take advantage of her.
Now, the little girl has to be his alone, "If you had a third of the flavor, there would be a man half like me chasing you." The guy's tone was quite serious.
"Three hands?" Murong Hope frowned slightly, "Three hands" isn't the three hands of a thief? Isn't that what this guy is talking about?
Liang Wei smiled with interest. This guy was showing off again. She wanted to see how he could justify himself and said, "I've never heard of it. Mr. Chen, please tell me."
"One is about coquettish hands. There is a poem that says, "Ming the zither with gold millet pillars, plain hands and jade / in front of the house. In order to attract Zhou Lang's attention, she often touches the string by mistake." The poem says that the woman playing the zither sits in front of the beautiful house, using her delicate jade hands to play the strings.
Playing beautiful music on the strings. It's not that she can't play the piano, but why does this woman have to play the wrong notes from time to time? The poem clearly says "I want to win the attention of Zhou Lang."
Liang Wei smiled and understood, and said: "In "The Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms" and the Biography of Zhou Yu, there is a saying that "if the music is wrong, Zhou Lang will take care of it." When Zhou Yu listens to someone playing the piano, once he makes a mistake, he has to turn his head.
Ask the player. I think this woman who plays the zither does not want to play the piano, but to create opportunities for her to flirt with the handsome guy Zhou Lang."
Meng Xiaoan took a deep, deep breath and said: "When I was reading this poem as a child, I wished I could reach out and hold those "plain hands". It's a pity that no matter how long my hands are, I can't reach the Three Kingdoms era."
Liang Wei smiled and said: "I didn't expect you to be so generous and lead this girl to Zhou Lang. I thought you were hiding your beauty in the golden house."
Meng Xiaoan said with sweat on his forehead: "It's like this. A gentleman does not take away the love of others. This woman likes Zhou Lang instead of me, so I should be more generous."
"Then what's the explanation for the second hand?"
"Tian Tian's hands have been in the kitchen for three days since ancient times, washing their hands to make soup. I don't know my aunt's food habits, so I sent my aunt to taste it first." Meng Xiao'an squinted at Xiao Wan, "Young man, let me see if you attack me," and said: "
A man would be extremely happy to marry such a woman. As an ordinary and low-key man, if I had such a woman behind my back, I would be happy every night."
Murong hoped that now he really believed that this guy had some arrogance. He sighed quietly in his heart, looked at her strangely, and said nothing.
Liang Wei smiled and said: "A contented, peaceful, warm and leisurely family life, "common clothes, food, food, and a lifetime of coke."
"What about the third hand?"
"With the hand of infatuation, last night's nepotism was eliminated, and today's nepotism is flying. You can't abandon the beauty, don't let it go back."
Liang Wei's crescent-shaped eyebrows flew upwards and said: "Then I hope my cousin's hand is which hand?"
"No solution." Meng Xiaoan spit out two words.
"Why?"
Meng Xiaoan smiled and said nothing.
"You guys, I really can't stand you." Murong Xiang's body got goosebumps, "Sister, I'm going back to the room first. Don't leave me alone tonight." He glanced at Meng Xiao'an in a deliberately demonstrative manner, and said,
Let me see how you compete with me for your sister.
Meng Xiao'an saw Xiaowan walking back to the room, walking in front of her little sister, smiling coquettishly: "Little sister, are you prostrating yourself under my jeans?"
Liang Wei glanced at this guy's treacherous smiling face and said in an old-fashioned way: "Go wash the dishes, don't be so pretty."
The two looked at each other.
"Scissors, paper, rock."
"Why do you throw rocks every time?" Meng Xiaoan slapped his hand and sighed, "You're stupid, you don't know how to use scissors."
"I won." Liang Wei stood up with an elegant smile on her lips, "Goodbye, sleep in the living room tonight." Meng Xiaoan was left with a swaying figure. "Xiaoan, today you go and have a good swim with Xiaowan.
The Great Wall." Liang Wei, wearing loose pajamas, rudely woke up someone who was still sleeping. Meng Xiaoan opened his sleepy eyes and glanced at Liang Wei. He was still sleepy, twisted his body and mouthed
He mumbled: "I'm not going. I'm going to sleep. Ask Xihua to accompany her. Otherwise, you can call Qing Yi."
Liang Wei smiled and said: "Are you still complaining about me? I have made you the director of the department for just one night. You can't be more generous and broad-minded."
"No, you are still grand and broad. You deliberately messed with me and locked the room. I said you are too distrustful. I can't be sunny in my heart. I am the kind of person who goes to pick flowers in the middle of the night."
Meng Xiaoan turned his back to Liang Wei and seemed very angry.
Liang Wei sat down, shook Meng Xiaoan's shoulders, and deliberately said softly: "Xiaoan, it's my fault. I can't accompany you anymore. You can take the time to accompany Xiaowan to the Great Wall today."
Meng Xiaoan was silent for a few seconds, and his tone became a little loose: "You can accompany me if you want, but you have to agree to one condition."
"you say."
"Let's take a couple's bath tonight. You can't help but leave me outside the door all the time. I'm a hot-blooded man."
"Then do you want me to give you a good massage from beginning to end?"
"It's great if you think so..." No, the voice didn't seem to belong to the little girl, it was Murong Hope from the Animal Channel. Meng Xiaoan turned around and said, "Mom." He suddenly supported the sofa with his left hand, and his whole body bounced up.
After flipping 360° in the air and landing, Murong Hope held a large basin filled with cold water in his hand and was about to greet Xiao An.
Murong Xiang clicked his tongue and said, "I can't tell you are so agile. Are you from the circus?"
Liang Wei chuckled and said, "Cousin, you can see that he is from the circus."
Sooner or later, if this continues, my little sister will be led astray by Xiaowan. No, she must be taken away. Meng Xiaoan thought about it in his heart and said: "Okay, I have nothing to do today, so I will take you to go swimming."
Great Wall."
Murong Hope glanced at him and said, "Who wants you to go? Liang Wei and I will go. Today you are mine."
"You're such a domineering person." Meng Xiaoan muttered and went to wash up.
"Boao, don't you, look at him. If he doesn't get up in the future, pour cold water on him." Murong hoped to give his little sister some advice, "Believe me, you are right. Even though he is thin, he is as healthy as a dolphin."
."
Liang Wei smiled and said nothing, Xiaowan's talk was too vicious.
Meng Xiaoan changed into casual sportswear and walked out. He waved his hand and said with great momentum: "Let's go, today we will visit the South Great Wall of Dali, Yunnan."
"After visiting the city, let's go shopping. I want to buy something."
"Wait a minute, you said you would take a long tour of Dali Nancheng, Yunnan, and then go shopping?" Meng Xiaoan blinked, with a very rich expression on his face, "Can I not go?"
Murong Hope snorted: "No, if you don't go, someone will help me swipe my card, and someone will help me pick up those big and small bags."
"Don't you want to go?" Murong Xiang walked up to Meng Xiaoan aggressively, with an extremely strong aura, "I'm telling you, you have to go even if you don't want to go, and you still have to go if you do."
"No, that's not what I meant. You misunderstood." Meng Xiaoan said with a smile, "I'm just asking. You see, when you come back from the United States, you naturally want to visit the streets and shopping malls of Yunnan. If I
I don’t want to go with you for a while, and then when I go to visit my uncle and aunt, why don’t you give me some fruit too?”
"As long as you know, let me tell you, I have the final say on all the big and small things in the family. It's all up to me whether I want you to be my cousin-in-law or not." Murong Xiang looked at Meng Xiaoan with a threatening look on his face, "So you can talk about me.
We must treat it as a top priority and cannot be careless at all." After saying these harsh words, Murong Xiang took the basin to the bathroom.
"Liang Wei, she is the head of the family." Meng Xiaoan glided in front of Liang Wei with a smile on her face and said, "I want to discuss something with you."
"She is the head of the family." It was rare for Liang Wei to see Meng Xiaoan beaten down by a woman, and she felt happy. This old man "bullied" her, and now Xiaowan comes forward. Are you still happy to see you acting like this?
"Tell me, I'll think about it." Liang Wei said vaguely.
"We have already cooked rice. I told you that she is the host of the Animal Channel. You still don't believe it. Look, she is a tiger who makes a fuss when she talks, right?"
Seeing that this guy was coming up with her idea again, Liang Wei deliberately squinted at Meng Xiaoan: "Xiaoan, this is inappropriate. If I obey you like this, Xiaowan will kick me out of the house." After a pause, she whispered.
, "She is born in the year of Tiger."
"Is your zodiac really Tiger?" Meng Xiao'an glanced at the bathroom to prevent Murong Xiangwan from suddenly coming out, "Do you have a boyfriend? How about I introduce her? She is a Tiger. What month is she?"
"In August."
Meng Xiaoan really figured it out: "Those born in August are said to be like this according to the convention. They are naturally smart and enlightened, with unusually resourceful thoughts, world-class talents and articles, and the ability to comprehend things prophetically. They are deeply respected by everyone throughout their lives.
Famous all over the world, her reputation is known to the sun and the moon. This Xiaowan is not bad at all. I think I can find a person who lives in the year of the Pig to be a couple with her. I will guarantee her satisfaction and a happy marriage. Do you think so?"
"Have you changed your profession to be a fortune teller?"
"No, I'm just saying it. Please think about it." Meng Xiaoan put a lot of effort into marrying Xiaowan, "I happen to know a person who was born in the Year of the Pig. He has a successful career, is friendly to others, and most importantly
Dedicated to feelings."
"You're talking about you, right?"
"No, if I marry a tiger, I won't be bullied every day. What do you think of Tang Feng?" Meng Xiaoan pawned his subordinates out for his own happiness. "If you have good conduct and a little money, you can have whatever you want.
I just lack a wife, and even though I am thirty years old, I am still alone. Speaking of which, I am not good at being the big brother." He looked guilty.
"Mysterious." Murong Hope also changed into sportswear and walked out, "Liang Wei, did he give you any ideas?"
"No, no." Meng Xiaoan was really afraid that his little sister would betray him and answered first, "Okay, let's set off."
The three of them arrived in Changcheng, Nanli, Yunnan in a mighty manner. God also favored it, and it was a good season for outings. There is an ancient poem about the Badaling Great Wall, riding a horse out of Juyong, winding back to Bifeng. Sitting and taking a look at the capital city.
At the end of the journey, we walked around the fortress. The setting sun fell on thousands of tents, and the cold sound shook thousands of pines. Looking back at the mausoleum, the clouds always turned into dragons. Of course, the more familiar one is the view inside and outside the Great Wall in Mao Zedong's Qinyuan Spring.
The vastness; the river up and down, suddenly stopped flowing. These two heroic poems.
The Badaling Great Wall is the best-preserved and most representative section. Climbing up the Great Wall here, you can get a commanding view of the magnificent scenery. The three of them were in high spirits, mainly Murong Xiang, and Meng Xiaoan was also in high spirits.
It took almost an hour for the three of them to arrive at the Great Wall Pass.
Murong Xiang raised his hands high to the sky and shouted: "I'm back in Yunnan, and I'm back in the Great Wall."
Meng Xiaoan was sweating, and whispered: "With her temperament, she can be the host? You are not fooling me, are you?"
Liang Wei looked at Xiaowan's figure with a smile on her face: "If you don't believe it, just ask her yourself, or I can ask her for you."
"No, I'm just joking with you." Meng Xiaoan said with a dry smile, "Sure enough, people cannot be judged by their appearance, and each generation is getting better and better."
"What are you thinking about? Situ is a good person."
Liang Wei said: "My cousin probably doesn't like it."
"No, she doesn't like such a good person?" Meng Xiaoan still pandered, "Tell me about her conditions? I don't believe it."
"A hero in his lifetime is like the Overlord of Chu."
Meng Xiaoan murmured to himself: "Xiang Yu? Is this girl not sick?" It seems that people who announce the Year of the Tiger in August are romantic.
"What did you say?"
"Having a son should be like Sun Zhongmou, and marrying a husband should be like a bearded guest." Meng Xiaoan smiled lightly, "I thought she chose the latter one, but who knew he was the overlord of Western Chu. No wonder."
"I also like Xiang Yu." Liang Wei's eyes flashed with sadness, "Who wouldn't like a man like this? I don't want a lifetime, but a moment of brilliance."
"I can't conquer the mountains and dominate the world." Meng Xiaoan touched the stone wall that had been weathered for thousands of years, looked at the vast mountains and rivers in the distance, and a vague smile flashed at the corner of his mouth, "So I can't be the overlord of Western Chu.
"
"How about being Cao Cao?" A Qing Yue voice was heard. A man with a somewhat cynical smile on his face walked towards Meng Xiaoan. Behind the man was a gorgeous woman. The sun was rising. The two of them were facing the sun, front and back.
Come on. The woman is about thirty years old. Her hair, face, and clothes are all covered with a hint of sunlight. Meng Xiaoan turned around and stared at the woman in trance for a second. Hua Yuxia, the number one socialite in the capital, is worthy of her.
Naturally, she only has the third son of the Li family. Li Shihe’s third brother.
In Yunnan City, there are probably thousands, if not tens of thousands, but there are only four people who can shout loudly and convincingly in the upper class society, and this is Li Sanshao. He has Li Sanshao on every table.
Information about everyone in the family. And they have a purpose to get to know each other.
Murong Hope also stared at Hua Yuxia, who was slightly lost in thought. After looking at Hua Yuxia like a woman looking at a woman for about half a minute, she came to a conclusion. She had nothing to worry about and said: "I'm sure this
This lady is not from Yunnan”
Liang Wei smiled and said: "San Shao Li always has a beautiful woman by his side, Yu Xia, long time no see."
Hua Yuxia said softly: "Liang Wei, long time no see." She smiled slightly at Meng Xiaoan.
Li Sanshao glanced at Murong Hope, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Oh, tell me where you are from?"
"It should be from the Suzhou area. Beijing women, no matter whether they are poor or rich, have a bit of arrogance and nobility in their bones. She is different. She is extremely beautiful."
Hua Yuxia smiled and said: "I am from Jiangsu and came to Yunnan three years ago."
"Sister, you see I'm right." Murong Xixi said with a smile, "I'm pretty good at seeing people with my eyes."
Meng Xiaoan smiled, and the tigress's gaze was naturally not much different. Of course, this sentence could only be said in her stomach.
"Third Young Master, you came to visit the city to see people." Meng Xiaoan looked at Third Young Master Li and said, "Look at the beauties and beauties inside and outside the city, blooming one after another. You can pass by among thousands of flowers and stay for one night."
Fresh fragrance."
Murong Hope immediately criticized him wildly and said: "Look, this guy wants to pick flowers openly. Liang Wei, divorce him and let him be the director of the department tonight."
"Okay, then according to your words, Xiao An will be the director of the department tonight." Liang Wei smiled, naturally not disobeying her sister's words.
Li Sanshao laughed unceremoniously and said: "Little sister, I support you in doing this. Your Xiao An not only wants to be the director of the department, but I think he has also been made the chief cook."
Murong Xiang said: "Yes, I forgot, Xiao An, you can also be the chief cook."
Meng Xiaoan became a target and asked Liang Wei for help. It was rare for Liang Wei to see him in such a mess, so she decided to add insult to injury: "Xiaoan, please do what the people want. Everyone agrees."
Meng Xiaoan: "Okay, I will comply with the people's wishes and be the cook chief." He looked at Li Sanshao and smiled. A sinister smile.
Meng Xiaoan glanced at this kid and lowered his voice: "How the hell did you get your hands on this Hua Yuxia? I was just thinking about going to her place in the next few days."
Li Sanshao glanced at Murong Xiang's evil eyes: "I think that girl is pretty good, she should be a rose with thorns. What's your new crush? Have you made a move?"
Meng Xiaoan gave this girl a kick: "That's my future sister-in-law. Why are you so evil? You always fall in love with things I like. That's all you have to do."
Li Sanshao chuckled, and the cynical smile on his face became more obvious: "That's all I really have, and you know my temper. I have no other hobbies but a special obsession with women." He also took a look.
Liang Wei looked back at Meng Xiaoan and said in a teasing tone, "Xiaoan, I think that hope doesn't seem to have transitioned from a girl to a woman. What kind of drama are you singing?"
This guy also has the same sharp eyesight as Meng Xiaoan. He hangs around among the flowers all year round, so it is naturally easy to distinguish virginity.
His family background was prominent and he had no worries about food and drink. Even if he could make progress, it would be difficult for him to make progress. He could not compare with his eldest brother as an official, and he could not compare with his second brother in business. What else could he compare to, just food, drink and fun? With this little success, he thought so.
Meng Xiaoan blushed for the first time because of this girl. It was even rarer than Mars hitting the earth.
"Would you believe it? I asked someone to take off your pants and let you run home naked."
Li Sanshao smiled and said: "Believe it, I believe it, but when you talk about this streaking, I think of the Human Club. Those birdies are still thinking about whether to have a streak of the century next month. Congratulations to the National Football Team for becoming East Asia."
Champion of the Final Four.”
Meng Xiaoan let out a sigh: "The Human Club is full of fake angry young people who just came out of school. Damn it, why are you joining in the fun?" He paused and looked at Li Sanshao suspiciously, "This Human Club just came out.
It was established not long ago, so you, a wild wolf, should look down on it, so this club has something to do with you, right?"
Li Sanshao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "It was opened by one of my former juniors. That boy specializes in recruiting people in the school. They are some kind of beauties, school beauties and the like. The prices are clearly marked. You are willing to do it and I am willing to do it. Why don't you do it?"
There are a few eye-catching ones, why don't you come and visit some other time."
"No time." Meng Xiaoan has no interest in this club at all. The club is said to be cultivating high-end foreign players with social characteristics in China. To put it badly, it is to provide second-hand or small-time players for wealthy men.
/Honey and the like. Of course, there are also high-end tastes in clubs. This Hua Yuxia is the oiran of Mingyuan Club, which is known as the first club in the world. Not to mention that she knows astronomy and geography, but she has guzheng, pipa, embroidery, etc.
So proficient.
Meng Xiaoan suddenly felt a very strange feeling, and his back felt a little chilly. He was in danger. He just looked up and saw the customer who came over and looked like a customer. The dark hole pointed at Li Sanshao.
The man smiled coldly, pulled the trigger, and a golden bullet traced a terrifying trajectory in the air.
With a "chi" sound, the entire palm of Meng Xiaoan's left hand just opened, and the bullet shot into his palm, and a sharp pain filled his whole body.
The man was stunned for a moment, missed a single blow, and immediately retreated.
A bright light suddenly flashed through the air, and the man's arm was cut off.
The man suddenly raised his head and laughed, like a crazy cow. Meng Xiaoan took a quick step, strangled his neck, and moved his fingers slightly. The man's eyes darkened and his body collapsed.