After hearing what the fat boss said, Li Erdan smiled slightly and said.
"Boss, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm a weird person. I really don't like people who are too smart. I just like people who are not loved by grandma and don't be loved by uncle."
"Hey! You little brother, I don't even know what to say to you. Anyway, if you buy a pet, you will raise it yourself. Since you insist on doing this, I won't advise you. Let's do this. These two things are mine.
Idiot, no one here wants it. Since you want it, I will give you this myna for free. As for this stupid dog, give me two thousand yuan and take it away."
The fat boss said with a smile.
"Hehehe! Silly bird, did you hear that, Lord Dog, I can still be worth two thousand yuan, but you stupid bird gave it away for free."
The husky, as fat as a ball, rolled and laughed.
"Master Bird is so angry. He is so angry with me. Commander, let me go quickly. I want to take revenge on this stupid boss."
At this time, Li Erdan, who had just paid the fat boss two thousand yuan, smiled slightly and opened the cage when he heard the myna's cry.
Seeing Li Erdan's actions, the fat boss was immediately shocked.
"Brother, although this bird is a stupid bird, you still keep it in a cage. If you let it go like this, it won't run away."
"Hearing what the fat boss said, Li Erdan smiled softly and said.
"Don't worry, boss. If you follow my little animals, they won't run away even if you tell them to."
While chuckling, Li Erdan had already opened the bird cage.
"Haha, after more than three years, I finally see the sky again, Lord Bird. The sky is high and the bird can fly."
As soon as the birdcage was opened, the excited starling immediately spread its wings and flew, and the next moment it was soaring in the blue sky.
"Little brother, what did I say? I didn't tell you to let go of the birdcage, but you had to open it. It's fine now. It's a good time.
With such a stupid bird's ability to survive, if he ran into the wild by himself, he would starve to death in less than two days, ugh!"
The fat boss let out a long sigh.
At this moment, the starling flying in the sky suddenly made a bird sound, and the next moment, a thin stream of secretion was excreted from the rear buttocks of the starling. This thin stream of secretion was impartial,
It landed right on the fat boss's forehead.
"Holy crap! This stupid bird dares to poop on my head."
He reached out and touched the thin feces on his forehead. The fat boss had a depressed expression on his face.
"I am so unlucky for us today."
As soon as the voice fell, the starling circled around and flew directly to Li Erdan's shoulder.
“Silly boss, do you think I’m stupid, Mr. Bird?
Mr. Bird, I am too lazy to pay attention to you, you stupid dick. Today’s shit is the interest earned by your stupid boss for the three years of mistreatment of Mr. Bird.”
The myna opened its sharp peck and spoke loudly.
"You, you, you..." Listening to the arrogant Bago, the fat boss was stunned and stared at the Bago on Li Erdan's shoulder.
"Why are you talking? This is impossible, this is unscientific. You stupid bird has not been able to say hello for three years. How could you suddenly talk?"
’ “Silly dick boss, you think Master Bird really can’t speak, then, Master Bird, I’m so arrogant, and if I tell Master Bird that I’m going to talk to please you, silly dick, you’re going to have your head kicked like a donkey.”
At this time, there were other customers in the pet shop, and when they saw the myna making astonishing remarks, they all immediately gathered around.
"Holy crap! This myna is too smart and awesome. Could it be that he has become a spirit?"
"I've seen myna talk before, but I've never seen myna talk to people. It's so awesome."
"Fat boss, how much do you sell this bird for? I want five thousand."
"It's such a smart bird, it can talk, and it can keep you company. If you want to buy it for five thousand, I'll give you fifty thousand."
"Old man, I'll pay you 200,000, boss, sell me your little brother."
Seeing several customers competing for myna, the fat boss was immediately petrified. Two hundred thousand was a sky-high price. This was the profit of his pet shop for a year. The fat boss almost subconsciously wanted to say, two hundred thousand.
Here you go.
But the next moment, the fat boss realized that he had just given this stupid bird away as a sweetener for selling a dog.
"Silly Boss, now you know my value as Master Bird. Do you regret it? But you, Silly Boss, are not worthy of being my master. Silly Boss, it's all for nothing.
Stupid pigs and dogs, we can go."
Bago opened his mouth again and said.
But at this moment, the husky, who was lying on the ground lazily, suddenly had two lights flashing in his eyes.
"No, stop the car quickly."
I don't know who shouted.
Following the sound, I saw a van reversing ten meters away, and at the rear of the van, there was a little girl of three or four years old, stumblingly holding a paintbrush and scribbling on the car.
The little girl was too short, and the van driver couldn't see her at all. Seeing the reversing van, he directly knocked the little girl to the ground, and the van continued to reverse.
Li Erdan felt depressed when he discovered this scene.
He discovered it too late. Even at his own speed, it was too late to save the child in this situation.
And just when Li Erdan was praying for the little girl in his heart, a black and white shadow flashed across as fast as a ball.
“Well done Husky.”
Li Erdan couldn't help but cheer.
At this moment, the ball-like figure was seen, biting the little girl's clothes, and the next moment it was holding the little girl in its mouth and had already avoided being crushed by the minivan.
"This dog is great."
At this time, a middle-aged man who was sleeping in his thirties ran to the husky with an anxious look on his face and hugged the little girl, his voice almost vibrating.
"My dear daughter, you scared daddy to death."
"What a blessing among misfortunes, thanks to this dog. Without this dog, this little girl would be dead today."
"Hey guys, look at this husky. I didn't expect this guy to grow so fat and so fast."
"Which pet store does this dog belong to? Just because it saved this little girl's life, I will adopt him and treat him well.
Hey, this is the pet shop owner’s dog. I bought this dog for 50,000 yuan, just as a favor.”
A fat man in rich clothes said.
"No one can rob this dog. This dog is the savior of my Niuniu. I will buy him for any price. Fatty Wang, I know this dog belongs to you. I will pay 200,000 for this dog."
I want it."
The person who spoke was the middle-aged man holding the little girl. This middle-aged man was also the owner of a pet shop on this street.
"This stupid dog also costs two hundred thousand?"
The fat boss was petrified again, with a bitter look on his face, and turned his eyes to a young man not far away. At this time, on the young man's shoulder, stood a majestic myna, who could only hear the myna shouting in a human voice.
"Fat dog, I didn't expect you to be so fat and agile. I won't call you stupid pig anymore, Master Bird. I'll give you a thumbs up first."
The childish sound of the bird was echoed by everyone around, and there was a warm round of applause.
The fat boss looked directly at Li Erdan.
"This young man is really a strange person in the world. Such a stupid bird and stupid dog, but this young man can actually see their extraordinary qualities. He is really a great talent in the world."