"Zizzizi..." How long can a small bottle of yogurt last? Soon, Xiao Linlin drank up the bottle of yogurt, and there was a sizzling sound in the yogurt box.
"It tastes really good. Little Linlin has never tasted it before. Little Linlin wants something so delicious."
Xiao Linlin's eyes were shining, and his big red and swollen eyes were staring at the remaining yogurt in Li Erdan's hand.
"Haha! Little sister, brother didn't lie to you. It tastes good, so I'll have a can."
Li Erdan, who was smiling, reached out and handed another can of Wangwang yogurt to Xiao Linlin.
Taking the yogurt handed over by Li Erdan, Xiao Linlin drank it again with an intoxicated look on his face.
"Is this okay?"
Outside the crowd, Jun Wudi, Wei Qingqing and other warriors who had just been robbed by Xiao Linlin were all gloating about their misfortune and waiting to see them get beaten.
Seeing Li Erdan take out a few bottles of yogurt and make Xiao Linlin so happy, he suddenly broke into a sweat.
Although these warriors rarely enter the secular world, they are no strangers to things in the secular world.
"Oh my god, this little robber is so easy to deceive.
I've seen that thing called Wangwang in the secular world, and you can buy a box of it for just one dollar. This kind of cheap stuff has no effect on warriors at all."
"That's right. If I had known that this little robber was so easy to fool, I would have stored some delicacies from the secular world in my storage ring. Why would I throw away a three-thousand-year-old elixir?
It’s a big loss, it’s really a big loss.”
"You know how to react in hindsight. You also said that Wangwang is garbage in the secular world. How can we, the proud warriors, carry such garbage with us?"
A burst of jealous talk resounded one after another, and Li Erdan could also hear it.
However, Li Erdan was not angry, but felt extremely proud.
Haha! You idiots, you deserve to be robbed because I am so smart.
"A plate of Wangwang yogurt was completely wiped out by Xiao Linlin in just a few minutes.
After all the drinks were gone, Xiao Linlin's red and swollen eyes looked at Li Erdan expectantly.
At this moment, a big bubble suddenly came out of Li Erdan's mouth.
Seeing the bubbles in Li Erdan's mouth, Xiao Linlin was as happy as a child. He pointed at the bubbles in Li Erdan's mouth and asked.
"You, you, what is this?
How can you still blow bubbles?"
"Crack."
After a crisp sound, the bubbles on Li Erdan's mouth had been blown, and he continued to chew in his mouth.
"Little sister, this thing is called Big Bubble Gum.
If you call me brother, I will give you a piece immediately."
Li Erdan's eyes were tiny, like a human trafficker seducing children, and he said with a smile.
"Asshole, what kind of thing are you? You actually call Xiao Linlin your eldest brother. Do you know that Xiao Linlin has the blood of an ancient mythical beast? You want to be Xiao Linlin's eldest brother, and you are worthy of it. Believe it or not.
Lion King, slap you to death."
The blue-eyed lion king stared with a pair of big copper bell-like eyes and opened his mouth wide, as if he wanted to eat Li Erdan in one bite.
However, at this moment, the Blue-Eyed Lion King's expression suddenly changed, and a slim figure suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. He raised his pink fist and hit the Blue-Eyed Lion King hard.
"ah!"
A tragic cry sounded, and the huge body of the blue-eyed lion king flew directly out for more than ten feet, and fell hard to the ground, throwing up clouds of dust.
"Sister-in-law, why are you hitting me again? What's the reason for this?"
The blue-eyed lion king shouted with an aggrieved look.
"Hmph! You stinking lion, if you slap him to death, this girl won't be able to eat the magical big bubble gum. You are simply too hateful and bad."
Xiao Linlin pinched his waist with both hands and said angrily.
Seeing this scene, Li Erdan couldn't help but chuckle, silently mourning for the big lion in his heart.
At this time, Xiao Linlin had turned towards Li Erdan and said with a flattering look on his face.
"You don't have to be afraid of that stinky lion. If he dares to threaten you again, I will beat him. He will never dare to, that, that..." Xiao Linlin poked his pink little hand, and there was already saliva at the corner of his mouth.
Yes, he stared at Li Erdan’s chewing mouth and said.
"Crack!"
The big bubble gum in his mouth made a crisp popping sound.
Li Erdan said with an evil smile.
"Call me brother, and I will give you Big Bubble Gum. As long as you, a little girl, are obedient and follow me, let alone Big Bubble Gum. From now on, I will have popping candies, marshmallows, and all kinds of delicious things here."
"Are you serious? You won't lie to me, right? Do you have popping candies, marshmallows, and so on?"
Xiao Linlin pursed her sexy red lips, her eyes shone with anticipation on her face.
"I'm lying to you. I'm just a puppy. As long as you follow my brother, I promise, I will change the pattern every day for you, a snack foodie."
Li Erdan said in a very firm tone.
"Brother, brother, you will be Xiao Linlin's biological brother from now on. Brother, hurry up and give me a big bubble gum."
With an excited look on his face, Xiao Linlin directly hugged one of Li Erdan's arms and shook it coquettishly like a little girl.
"Hahaha, weird sister, brother will give you a big piece of bubble gum right now. From now on, you can hang out with Brother Erdan, and I will ensure that you enjoy the hot food and drink spicy food."
After a burst of excited laughter, a large piece of bubble gum appeared in Li Erdan's hand.
"Sister, tear off this layer of paper. This is called wrapping paper and cannot be eaten.
Remember, when you eat the candy inside, be sure not to swallow it, otherwise your intestines will be stuck."
Li Erdan patiently explained to Xiao Linlin, and Xiao Linlin nodded obediently, looking like a good baby.
If you hadn't seen this little girl with your own eyes, punching away a big lion with the strength of the Foundation Stage, who would have thought that such a little girl could be a violent girl?
Kang Tianqi, who was not far away, saw Li Erdan adding a few pieces of junk food, and made Xiao Linlin, a little witch, so happy that he actually accepted Xiao Linlin as his sister.
Is this okay?
At this time, Kang Tianqi had already made up his mind.
After returning to the Ta tribe, he immediately sent people to the secular world to buy a large amount of children's food.
Hey! If I had known this would work a few years ago and bought more children's food, why would I have been so frightened and called this little witch that ruined so many elixirs for the Ta tribe?
"Brother, brother, little Linlin, I can blow bubbles too.
This food is so delicious and it can blow bubbles, it’s just amazing.”
Little Linlin blew out a big bubble, holding the big bubble in his mouth and whining inarticulately.
"Hahaha."
Reaching out and stroking Xiao Linlin's fiery red hair, Li Erdan laughed and said.
"Sister, hang out with me from now on. I'll make sure I get you all kinds of fun and delicious things to make you happy every day."
"Brother is the best brother in the world."
"Sister, these are my brother's friends and your brothers and sisters. You can't rob them?"
Li Erdan pointed at Tong Jian and several other friends.
"Brother, don't worry, brother's friends are Xiao Linlin's friends.
Brothers and sisters, if anyone bullies you in the future, just tell Little Linlin and Little Linlin will help you beat him up."
"Holy shit!"
"Holy shit..." A burst of voices burst out of his mouth, one after another.