"I asked Dahei, is our commander stupid? He has been giggling on the bed all afternoon." Da Mao Ermao, who was sitting on the head of the big black dog, asked. "
You damn rat asked me, I asked who was going, who knows what happened to the commander? He has been giggling ever since he came back." The big black dog said. "
I've heard of the Commander's situation. I suspect that the Commander was hit hard on the head and then suddenly lost his memory. I saw this happen while watching TV at my previous bastard master's house." The big parrot shook his head and said.
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"You stinky bird, stop talking nonsense here. How could our brave and invincible commander lose his memory?" the big black dog said with a dissatisfied look.
At this time, Li Erdan was completely calm in the joy of happiness.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the reward harem value is 888."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the reward is 1888 harem points."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host..." Since
Ever since Chihuo.com posted Li Erdan's video online, the system has been sending out notification sounds one after another in Li Erdan's mind.
In the past, the harem value that made Li Erdan extremely worried was now like a rotten cabbage that didn't need any money, pouring into the system's account crazily. Later.
What is the palace value? There is a saying on the Internet that if you have money, you can be willful. At this time, Li Erdan felt as if he had become a billionaire. Yes
With the harem value, Li Erdan can buy as many antiques as he likes in the system mall. With the harem value, he can practice any martial art handed down from ancient times that is famous in the martial arts world. With the harem value, he can practice any craft in the world.
As long as you are willing, you can reach the master level in an instant, such as carpentry, ceramic production, gold and silver jewelry forging, medical skills, etc... This
These skills are almost all available in the system mall. After purchasing them, after receiving enlightenment, you can immediately become an omnipotent little superman. "
It seems that the rewards for harem value are weakening, what is going on?" Li Erdan frowned slightly.
At this moment, Li Erdan can clearly feel that the system prompts are slowing down a little bit. "
Is it saturated?" Li Erdan murmured in his heart.
"System, please calculate for me how many harem values I have in total now. Is it enough to receive the Shaolin Yi Jin Jing from the Holy Spirit?" Li Erdan asked.
"Ding dong! The host now has a total harem value of 687,000. The initial stage of the Yi Jin Jing requires 1,888,888. The host still needs to keep up his efforts."
"Damn it! I already have so much harem value. The initial stage of Yi Jin Jing's enlightenment is not enough. The system is your uncle. Do you think Erdanye is a rich man with harem value now, and you want to deliberately trick me."
Li Erdan cursed angrily.
"The system has told the host how many times that all the prices in the system were set when the system was created. The system has no right to change the prices. As the Yi Jin Jing is the world's top internal energy and mental method, once the host
After successful cultivation, you can immediately become the top master in the world. No one can threaten the host's life. The host still thinks this price is expensive? It's really not expensive at all."
After hearing the system's words, Li Erdan immediately shrank like a deflated rubber ball. Ben
I thought I was now a rich man and could solve the problems left by the Sunflower Book, but I didn't expect that I was still so poor.
"By the way, the system, isn't the Yuanyang Pill able to solve my physical problems? I remember that the material of the Yuanyang Pill is worth 250,000 harem, please refine a Yuanyang Pill for me." Li Erdan shouted happily.
road."
Ding dong, Yuanyang Pill is a third-grade elixir, and the host needs to upgrade the system twice before the Yuanyang Pill can be provided in the system mall."
"Holy shit, then I'll buy the materials and refine one myself. Anyway, I have a recipe for elixirs and elixirs." Li Erdan cursed angrily.
"Ding dong! The host is so naive. To refine third-grade elixirs, you need to become a third-grade alchemist. The host wants to know nothing. The price of enlightenment to become a third-grade alchemist is five times that of practicing the Yi Jin Jing.
Since the host is so poor now, if you think about it, it’s okay to have a dream, but as for the rest, the host shouldn’t have extravagant hopes.”
"Pfft!" Li Erdan almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
After waiting for a long time, I still can't solve the sequelae left by the Sunflower Book. I have more than 600,000 harem values, so I can only be a eunuch for the time being.
At this moment, a rapid ringing of the phone rang, bringing the depressed Li Erdan back to reality. The phone rang.
It was Bai Yuxuan who called. As soon as Li Erdan picked up the phone, Bai Yuxuan's anxious voice suddenly rang.
"Erdan is not good, something happened. That despicable guy Dong Jinshan is inciting us to speak ill of us on the Internet, saying that the video you recorded was made by us using computer special effects, and scolding us for deceiving consumers. Now the Internet is treating our hotel badly.
There was a lot of scolding. If this matter is not handled well, our hotel will be completely ruined. You have a lot of clever ideas, so hurry up and think of a solution."
Damn it, I'm telling you, why did the growth rate of the harem's value suddenly stagnate? It turns out that it was the pervert Dong Jinshan who caused it." Li Erdan suddenly became furious.
"Li Erdan, what are you talking about? What's the harem value, what's the growth rate, why can't I understand what you're talking about." A confused voice sounded on the other end of the phone. "
Sorry, Sister Yuxuan, I was talking to my pet just now." Only then did Li Erdan realize that he could say anything when he was excited. And
Pets talking? Although Bai Yuxuan felt uncomfortable listening to Li Erdan's words, she had more important things to do, so she didn't pay attention to them.
"Erdan, what should we do now? With the current situation on the Internet, if we don't explain clearly, our hotel will be completely ruined." Bai Yuxuan said a little impatiently. "
I didn’t expect that this boy Dong Jinshan was quite insidious. I really regret not beating this boy to death that day. Sister Yuxuan, don’t be anxious about this matter. Give me half an hour. I will reply to you in half an hour.”
Li Erdan hung up the phone and looked up. The little hamster, the big hairy Ermao, the big black dog, the white cat idiot, and the big parrot were all beside him, looking at him curiously. "
Commander, are you okay? I see that you have been giggling for a long time. You can't really be fooled by the big parrot's crow's mouth. Commander, you suffered a heavy blow and lost your memory." Da Mao tilted his head and asked. Listen.
When Da Mao asked, Li Erdan suddenly had a black line on his face. He also knew why these guys were surrounding him. He thought he was stupid. "
Shit, this commander is so wise and powerful, how could he be so stupid? Is your head full of shit? You were hit by a heavy object and lost your memory. You can't think of it. You have such a big brain. It's a pity not to be an online writer.
"Li Erdan glared at the big parrot fiercely."
You go out now and find all the spiritual people, the commander is going to have a meeting."
Using Li Erdan's idea, there are three cobblers and one Zhuge Liang, and there are hundreds of little spiritual animals on the whole mountain. It is better for everyone to come up with ideas together than to have a headache alone.